Friends S01E23

角色A neutral

DrJohnson , you have a call on line 7

Johnson博士，7号线有您的电话

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She's not here yet She's having my baby and she's not here

她还没到，她正在为我生孩子，但她还没到。

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I'm sure everything's fine Has her water broken yet ? I don't know

我相信一切都会没事的。她的羊水破了吗？我不知道。

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But when I spoke to her , she said she'd already passed the mucus plug

但当我与她交谈时，她说她已经排出了黏液栓

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Do we have to know about that ?

我们有必要知道那件事吗？

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Joey , what are you gonna do when you have a baby ?

Joey，你有了孩子之后打算怎么办？

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I'm gonna be in the waiting room , handing out cigars

我会在候诊室里分发雪茄

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Yes , Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50s

是的，Joey已经安排好让他的宝宝参演一部50年代的电影。

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Aah , I don't believe this I mean she could be giving birth in the cab

啊，我真不敢相信，我是说她可能会在出租车里生孩子

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Oh , Ross , relax It's only like $ 2 for the first contraction

哦，Ross，放轻松，第一次宫缩也就差不多2美元。

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and then 50 cents each additional contraction

然后每次额外的宫缩收费50美分

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What , it's okay when Chandler does it ?

怎么，Chandler做就可以吗？

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You have to pick your moments

你必须把握时机

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Hi . Did I miss it ? Did I miss it ?

嗨。我错过了吗？我错过了吗？

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No , she's not even here yet . Oh . What's with the guitar ?

不，她甚至还没到呢。哦，你拿着吉他干嘛？

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I just thought we might be here for a while , so , you know , things might get musical

我只是觉得我们可能会在这里待上一段时间，所以，你知道的，可能会有些音乐氛围。

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Hey , where the hell have you been ? We stopped to the gift shop

嘿，你到底去哪儿了？我们在礼品店停了一下。

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I was looking at stuffed animals , and Susan wanted a Chunky

我正在看毛绒玩具，Susan想要一个Chunky

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You're having a baby Ok ? A baby Ok ? You don't stop for Chunkys

你要生宝宝了，对吧？一个宝宝，对吧？你不会为了Chunkys停下来。

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I used to have that bumper sticker

我曾经贴过那个车尾贴纸

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You see what I mean ?

你明白我的意思吗？

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Stopped for a Chunky Let it go , Ross

停下来喝了一杯Chunky Let it go, Ross

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I got an extra one . You want this ?

我多了一个。你想要这个吗？

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Hey , how's my favorite parenting team doing ? Dr Franzblau Hi

嘿，我最喜欢的育儿团队最近怎么样？Franzblau医生，您好

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So I understand you're thinking of having a baby

所以我理解你正在考虑要个孩子

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Wow I see you're nine months pregnant That's a good start

哇，我看到你已经怀孕九个月了，这是个很好的开始。

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How are you doing with your contractions ? Oh , I love them

你的宫缩情况如何？哦，我很喜欢它们

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Each ones like a little party in my uterus

每一次都像是我子宫里的一场小派对

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They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds

它们每四分钟一次，每次持续55秒

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Fifty-nine seconds Quartz Ha

五十九秒 Quartz Ha

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Swiss quartz Ha , ha

瑞士石英 哈，哈

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Am I allowed to drink anything ? Ice chips , just ice chips

我可以喝点什么吗？冰片，就只是冰片。

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They're at the nurses'station I'll get them

他们在护士站，我去叫他们。

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No , I'm getting it Be right back No , I got it I'm getting it

不，我来拿，马上回来。不，我来拿，我来拿。

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Hi Thought you might like some ice chips

嗨，我想你可能会喜欢一些碎冰。

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Thanks And if you need anything else , I

谢谢，如果你还需要其他任何东西，我

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do not believe we have met Hi

我们似乎没见过，你好

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I'm Rachel Green

我是Rachel Green

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I'm Carol's exhusband's sister's roommate

我是Carol前夫的妹妹的室友

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It's nice to meet you I'm Dr Franzblau

很高兴见到您，我是Franzblau博士

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I'm your roommate's brother's exwife's obstetrician

我是你室友的哥哥的前妻的产科医生

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Oh , that's funny

哦，真有趣

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I want a baby

我想要个孩子

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Hmm Not tonight , honey I got an early day tomorrow

嗯，今晚不行，亲爱的，我明天得早起。

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Get up Come on , let's get some coffee

起床吧 来吧，我们去喝点咖啡

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Oh , okay , because we never do that

哦，好吧，因为我们从来不做那种事

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Shoot , shoot , shoot Or just fall down That's good too

射击，射击，射击 或者干脆倒下 那也不错

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Knick fan ? Oh , yeah

Knick 的粉丝？哦，是的

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Oh , boy , do they suck Hey , listen , lady , I

哦，天哪，他们真是糟糕。嘿，听着，女士，我

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Look Look at your man Ewing Nice shot

看 看看你的男人 Ewing 好球

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You know hecouldn'thit water if he was standing on a boat

你知道他就算站在船上也打不中水。

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Oh , yeah ? And who do you like ? Celtics

哦，是吗？那你喜欢哪支球队？凯尔特人队

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Celtics ? Ha ! They couldn't hit a boat if

凯尔特人？哈！他们连船都打不中。

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They suck , all right ?

他们很糟糕，对吧？

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Shut up . You know , it's a rebuilding year . You Aah !

闭嘴。你知道的，这是一个重建年。你 啊！

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Uh , let me get the father . Hey ! We need a father over here ! We need a father !

呃，让我去找父亲。嘿！我们这里需要一位父亲！我们需要一位父亲！

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There's no father

没有父亲

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Oh , sorry Oh , that's okay I'm fine I'm

哦，抱歉。哦，没关系，我很好，我

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All right Uh , right this way

好的，呃，这边请

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All the other pregnant women seem to be going in here

其他所有孕妇似乎都往这里走

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They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch

它们小巧圆润，触感非常甜美

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But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much

但很快他们就会长大，并对你心怀怨恨

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Now they're yelling at you And you don't know why

现在他们正在对你大喊大叫，而你却不知道为什么

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And you cry and you cry and you cry

你哭啊哭啊哭啊

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Thanks , Ross Yeah I'm paying you to stop

谢谢，Ross。是的，我付钱让你停下来。

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Oh look , twins Hi , guys Oh , cute , cute

哦，看啊，双胞胎。嗨，伙计们。哦，真可爱，真可爱。

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No fair . I don't even have one . How come they get two ?

这不公平。我连一个都没有。他们怎么会有两个？

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You'll get one . Oh , yeah ? When ?

你会得到一个。哦，是吗？什么时候？

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I'll tell you what When we're 40 , if neither of us are married

我告诉你，等我们40岁的时候，如果都还没结婚

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... what do you say you and I have one ?

...你觉得我们俩来一杯怎么样？

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Why won't I be married when I'm 40 ?

为什么我40岁时不会结婚？

角色B neutral

Oh , no , no , no . I just meant hypothetically

哦，不，不，不。我只是假设性地这么说的。

角色A neutral

Okay , hypothetically , why won't I be married when I'm 40 ?

好吧，假设一下，为什么我40岁时还没结婚呢？

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No , no , no . No . no what is it ?

不，不，不。不，不，这是什么？

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Seriously , is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me ?

说真的，我是不是有什么根本不适合结婚的特质？

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Uh ... Well ?

呃……怎么样？

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Dear God This parachute is a knapsack

亲爱的上帝，这降落伞是个背包。

角色B neutral

Hey Hey Ooh

嘿 嘿 哦

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Look at you , dressy dress

瞧瞧你，穿得真讲究

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Did you go home and change ?

你回家换衣服了吗？

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Yeah Well , it's an important day I wanna look nice

是啊，今天是个重要的日子，我想打扮得好看点

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Urn , has Dr. Franzblau been by ?

呃，Franzblau医生来过吗？

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No I haven't seen him

不，我还没见到他。

角色B neutral

Well , where is he ? He is supposed to be here

那么，他在哪儿？他应该在这里的。

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What if the baby needs him ?

如果宝宝需要他怎么办？

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Rachel , what is the deal with you and doctors ? Is like your father a doctor ?

Rachel，你和医生是怎么回事？你父亲是医生吗？

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Yeah . Why ?

是啊。怎么了？

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No reason

没有理由

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Mom , we've been through this

妈妈，我们已经经历过这个了

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No , I am not calling him

不，我不会给他打电话

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I don't care if it is his kid The guy's a jerk

我才不在乎是不是他的孩子，那家伙就是个混蛋。

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No I am not alone Joey's here

不，我并不孤单，Joey在这里。

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What do you mean ,"Joey who ?"

你什么意思，‘哪个Joey’？

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Joey who ?

Joey是谁？

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Tribbiani Joey Tribbiani

Tribbiani Joey Tribbiani

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Yes Okay Hold on

好的，稍等

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She wants to talk to you

她想和你谈谈

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Take the phone

拿起电话

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Hi Yeah It's me

嗨，是我

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Oh no no no We're just friends Yeah

哦不不不，我们只是朋友，是的

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Yeah , I'm single

是的，我是单身

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An actor . Hello ?

一位演员。你好？

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She's not much of a phone person Yeah

她不太喜欢打电话。

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So , uh , what's the deal with this father ?

那么，呃，这位父亲是怎么回事？

角色A neutral

I mean if someone was having my baby somewhere I'd wanna know about it

我的意思是，如果有人在某个地方怀了我的孩子，我会想知道这件事。

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Hey , Knick fan

嘿，尼克斯球迷

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am I interested in your views on fatherhood ? Um , no

我对你关于父职的看法感兴趣吗？嗯，不感兴趣

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Uh , look , maybe I should just go Maybe you should

呃，听着，也许我该走了，也许你也该走了

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Good luck . And , uh , take care , huh ?

祝你好运。还有，嗯，保重，好吗？

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Know what the Celtics'problem is ? They let the players run the team

知道凯尔特人队的问题是什么吗？他们让球员来管理球队。

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Oh , that is so not true

哦，那绝对不是真的

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Oh It is It is It isn't Isn't

哦 它是 它是 它不是 不是

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Breathe Breathe Breathe Breathe Breathe Breathe

呼吸 呼吸 呼吸 呼吸 呼吸 呼吸

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You're gonna kill me !

你要害死我了！

角色A neutral

Fifteen more seconds Fourteen , thirteen , twelve Count faster

还有十五秒 十四，十三，十二 数快点

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It's gonna be okay We're doing it for Jordy Keep focusing on Jordy

一切都会好起来的，我们这么做是为了Jordy，继续专注于Jordy。

角色A neutral

Who the hell is Jordy ? Your son

Jordy到底是谁？你的儿子吗

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I don't have a son named Jordy We all agreed , my son'sname is Jamie

我没有一个叫Jordy的儿子，我们都同意，我儿子的名字是Jamie

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Well Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend

Jamie是Susan的第一任女朋友的名字

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We went back to Jordy

我们回到了Jordy

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What do you mean ," back to Jordy "? We never landed on Jordy

你说‘回到Jordy’是什么意思？我们从未在Jordy上降落过。

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We just passed by it during the whole Jesse/Cody/Dillon fiasco

我们在整个Jesse/Cody/Dillon的闹剧中刚好经过那里

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Ow ow ow ! What ? What ? What ? Leg cramp , leg cramp

哎哟哎哟哎哟！什么？什么？什么？腿抽筋了，腿抽筋了！

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I got it I got it I got it I'm doing it

我明白了，我明白了，我明白了，我正在做。

角色A neutral

You get to sleep with her I get the cramps

你能和她同眠，我却只能忍受痛苦。

角色B neutral

No , you don't

不，你没有

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That is it . I want both of you out . What ?

就这样吧。我希望你们两个都出去。什么？

角色B neutral

She started it He started it

她挑起的 他挑起的

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I don't care I'm trying to get a person out of my body here

我不在乎，我正在努力把一个人从我的身体里赶出去。

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and you're not making it any easier . Now go !

而且你也没有让事情变得更容易。现在走吧！

角色A neutral

Thanks a lot . See what you did ?

非常感谢。看看你做了什么？

角色B neutral

Yeah Listen ... Out

听我说... 出去

角色A neutral

Breathe Breathe Breathe Oh , no

呼吸 呼吸 呼吸 哦，不

角色B neutral

What is that ? Something exploded

那是什么？有东西爆炸了

角色A neutral

It's just her water breaking . Calm down , will you ?

只是她的羊水破了。冷静点，好吗？

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Water breaking ? What do you mean ? What's that , water breaking ?

破水？你是什么意思？那是什么，破水？

角色A neutral

Breathe Breathe Breathe

呼吸 呼吸 呼吸

角色B neutral

Oh , please . This is so your fault . How ? How is this my fault ?

哦，拜托。这完全是你的错。怎么？这怎么就是我的错了？

角色A neutral

Look Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along

Carol在你来之前从没把我赶出过房间

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Well , there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along

嗯，在我来之前，Carol有很多事情都没做过。

角色A neutral

Are you trying to be clever ? You are so threatened by me

你是想耍小聪明吗？你对我如此忌惮

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Everything I say is a problem

我说的每句话都是问题

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Okay All right That's it Get in here Come on

好的，行了，就这样，进来吧，快点。

角色B neutral

My God , you guys I don't believe you

天哪，你们这些人，我真不敢相信你们

角色A neutral

There are children coming into the world in this very building

就在这栋楼里，有孩子正降临到这个世界上。

角色B neutral

and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing

而他们首先听到的不应该是你消极的争吵声

角色A neutral

So just stop all the yelling ! Just stop it !

所以别再大喊大叫了！快停下吧！

角色B neutral

Yeah , Susan

是的，Susan

角色A neutral

Don't make me do this again ! I don't like my voice like this !

别再让我这么做了！我不喜欢我的声音变成这样！

角色B neutral

Okay , who wants to hear something ironic ?

好吧，谁想听点讽刺的事？

角色A neutral

Help ! Come on ! Help !

救命！快来！救命！

角色B neutral

I'm having a baby in there ! Hello ?

我肚子里有个宝宝！有人吗？

角色A neutral

Help ! Okay , everyone stand back

救命！好的，大家都往后退

角色B neutral

Are they here yet ?

他们到了吗？

角色A neutral

No , honey , but don'tworry , we're gonna find them

不，亲爱的，但别担心，我们会找到它们的。

角色B neutral

And until we do , we are all here for you , okay ?

在我们做到之前，我们都会在这里支持你，好吗？

角色A neutral

Okay . Okay . Okay

好的。好的。好的。

角色B neutral

Anyway , you were telling me about Paris It sounds wonderful

总之，你刚才在跟我讲巴黎的事，听起来真不错。

角色A neutral

It really was There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel

那里确实有一家很棒的小糕点店，就在我住的酒店旁边。

角色B neutral

There you go , dear You

给你，亲爱的你

角色A neutral

Come on , Lydia , you can do it Push

加油，Lydia，你能行的！

角色B neutral

Push him out , push him out Harder , harder

把他推出去，用力推，再用力

角色A neutral

Push him out , push him out Way out

把他推出去，把他推出去，远远地推出去

角色B neutral

Let'sget that ball and really move Hey , hey Ho , ho

让我们拿到那个球，真正行动起来 嘿，嘿 嗬，嗬

角色A neutral

Let's get I

让我们开始吧

角色B neutral

was justYeah , okay Push , push , push

好的，继续，加油，加油，加油

角色A neutral

What are you gonna do , suck the door open ?

你打算怎么做，把门吸开吗？

角色B neutral

Help ! Help ! Help ! Help !

救命！救命！救命！救命！

角色A neutral

And they found their bodies the very next day

第二天他们就发现了他们的尸体

角色B neutral

And they found their bodies The very next

第二天，他们发现了他们的尸体

角色A neutral

Help !

救命！

角色B neutral

No , Mom , everything's going fine , really Yeah Ross is great He's , uh

不，妈妈，一切都很好，真的。是的，Ross很棒。他，呃

角色A neutral

He's in a whole other place Yeah No , he's gone

他在一个完全不同的地方。是的，不，他已经离开了。

角色B neutral

No , no , you don't have to fly back Really

不，不，你真的不用飞回来

角色A neutral

What do you mean , this might be your only chance ?

你这是什么意思，这可能是你唯一的机会？

角色B neutral

Oh Would you stop ? I'm only 26

哦，你能不能别说了？我才26岁。

角色A neutral

I'm not even thinking about babies yet

我还没考虑要孩子呢

角色B neutral

Where have you been ? Oh , I just had a baby

你去哪儿了？哦，我刚刚生了个孩子。

角色A neutral

Mazel toy

恭喜

角色B neutral

I don't know It could be an hour It could be three

我不知道，可能是一个小时，也可能是三个小时。

角色A neutral

But relax , she's doing great

不过别担心，她表现得很好

角色B neutral

So , uh , tell me , are you currently involved with anyone ?

那么，呃，告诉我，你现在有在交往的人吗？

角色A neutral

No . No , not at ... At the moment , no , I'm not , no . Are you ?

不，不，不是……目前不是，我不，不。你呢？

角色B neutral

No , no It's hard enough to get women to go out with me

不，不，光是让女性愿意和我约会就已经够难的了。

角色A neutral

Heh Right , yeah I've heard that about cute doctors

呵呵，是啊，我也听说过关于可爱医生的那些事。

角色B neutral

No , no , really I suppose it's because I spend so much time , you know

不是真的我猜是因为我花很多时间...

角色A neutral

where I do

我在哪里

角色B neutral

I try not to let work affect my personal life , but it's hard when you do

我尽量不让工作影响我的个人生活，但当你真的这么做时，这很难。

角色A neutral

what I do It's like , uh

我所做的就像是，呃

角色B neutral

Well , for instance , what do you do ?

那么，举个例子，你是做什么的？

角色A neutral

I'm a waitress Okay , all right

我是一名女服务员。好的，没问题。

角色B neutral

Well , aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day

那么，难道就没有那么一些时候，当你一天结束回到家时

角色A neutral

... and you're just like ," If I see one more cup of coffee ..."

……而你心里只想着，“要是我再看到一杯咖啡……”

角色B neutral

Ahem Yeah Gotcha

嗯，是的，明白了

角色A neutral

I'm gonna check up on your friend Okay , that's fine

我会去看看你的朋友。好的，没问题。

角色B neutral

So how did you know I was even here ? Your mom called me

那你是怎么知道我在这儿的？你妈妈给我打了电话

角色A neutral

So is this her ?

那么这就是她吗？

角色B neutral

No This is a loaner

不，这是借用的

角色A neutral

Listen , I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself

听着，我很抱歉你得独自完成这件事。

角色B neutral

Oh I wasn't by myself I had a doctor , a nurse and a helper guy

哦，我不是一个人，我有一位医生、一位护士和一位助手。

角色A neutral

So did you see who won the game ?

那么你看到谁赢了比赛吗？

角色B neutral

Yeah , Knicks by 10 They suck

是啊，尼克斯队输了10分，他们真差劲

角色A neutral

Eh , they're not so bad

嗯，他们也没那么糟

角色B neutral

Come on Come on

来吧 来吧

角色A neutral

Damn it , damn it , damn it This is all your fault

该死，该死，该死，这都是你的错

角色B neutral

This is supposed to be , like , the greatest day of my life

这应该是我人生中最美好的一天

角色A neutral

My son is being born , and I should be in there , you know ?

我的儿子即将出生，我应该在那里，你知道吗？

角色B neutral

Instead I'm stuck in a closet with you

相反，我却和你一起被困在柜子里

角色A neutral

I've been waiting for this just as much as you have

我和你一样，也一直在等待这一刻。

角色B neutral

Believe me , no one has been waiting for this as much as I have , okay ?

相信我，没有人像我这样期待这一刻，好吗？

角色A neutral

And you know what the funny thing is ?

你知道最有趣的是什么吗？

角色B neutral

When this day is over , you get to go home with the baby . Where does that leave me ?

当这一天结束时，你可以带着宝宝回家。那我呢？

角色A neutral

You get to be the father

你可以成为父亲

角色B neutral

Everyone knows who you are Who am I ? There's Father's Day There's Mother's Day

每个人都知道你是谁 我是谁？有父亲节 有母亲节

角色A neutral

There's no Lesbian Lover Day

没有女同性恋情人节

角色B neutral

Every day is Lesbian Lover Day

每一天都是女同性恋情侣日

角色A neutral

This is so great

这真是太棒了

角色B neutral

You wanna explain that ?

你想解释一下吗？

角色A neutral

I mean well , because when I was growing up , you know , my dad left

我是出于好意，因为在我成长的过程中，你知道的，我父亲离开了。

角色B neutral

and my mother died , and my stepfather went to jail

我的母亲去世了，我的继父进了监狱

角色A neutral

So I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one

所以我几乎没有足够的父母碎片来拼凑出一个完整的父母。

角色B neutral

And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents

而这个可爱的小家伙竟然有三个完整的父母

角色A neutral

who care about it so much that they fight over who gets to love it the most

他们如此在意，以至于争相表达对它的最爱

角色B neutral

and it's not even born yet

它甚至还没有出生

角色A neutral

It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world

这是全世界最幸运的宝宝

角色B neutral

I'm sorry You were fighting

很抱歉，你当时在战斗

角色A neutral

Where are they ?

他们在哪里？

角色B neutral

I'm sure they'll be here soon Honey , they wouldnt miss this

亲爱的，我敢肯定他们很快就会到的，他们不会错过这个的

角色A neutral

Relax You're only at nine centimeters , and the baby's at zero station

放轻松，你才开到九指，宝宝还在零位。

角色B neutral

Okay , you are really frightening me

好吧，你真的吓到我了

角色A neutral

Somebody wanna help me ? Trying to rip out my heart

有人愿意帮我吗？试图撕碎我的心。

角色B neutral

Oh , that's great . Anybody see a nipple ?

哦，那太好了。有人看到乳头了吗？

角色A neutral

All right Ten centimeters Here we go

好的，十厘米，我们开始吧

角色B neutral

All right , honey , time to start pushing But they're not here yet

好的，亲爱的，是时候开始用力了。但他们还没到呢。

角色A neutral

Sorry , I can't tell the baby to wait for them Oh , God

抱歉，我不能让宝宝等他们。哦，天哪

角色B neutral

Okay , got the vent open

好的，通风口打开了

角色A neutral

Hi I'm Ben

你好，我是Ben

角色B neutral

I'm hospital worker , Ben

我是医院工作人员，Ben

角色A neutral

It's Ben to the rescue

Ben来救援了

角色B neutral

Ben , you ready ? All right , give me your foot

Ben，你准备好了吗？好的，把你的脚给我

角色A neutral

Okay , on three , Ben One , two , three

好的，数到三，Ben。一、二、三

角色B neutral

Come on , Ben Okay That's it , Ben Okay

来吧，Ben。好的，就这样，Ben。好的。

角色A neutral

What do you see ?

你看到了什么？

角色B neutral

Well , Susan , I see what appears to be a dark vent

嗯，Susan，我看到一个似乎是黑色的通风口

角色A neutral

Yes , it is , in fact , a dark vent

是的，事实上，这是一个黑暗的通风口

角色B neutral

Phoebe , it's open ! It's open !

Phoebe，门开了！门开了！

角色A neutral

Wait ! You forgot your legs !

等等！你忘了你的腿了！

角色B neutral

Push . Push . We're here !

推。推。我们到了！

角色A neutral

Where have you been ?

你去哪儿了？

角色B neutral

Long story , honey

说来话长，亲爱的

角色A neutral

All right , Carol , I need you to keep pushing I needExcuse me , can I have this ? Oh , sorry

好的，Carol，我需要你继续努力。我需要——不好意思，我能拿这个吗？哦，抱歉。

角色B neutral

All right , all right There's too many people in this room There's about to be one more

好了，好了，这房间里人太多了，马上又要多一个了。

角色A neutral

So anybody who's not an exhusband or a lesbian life partner , out you go

所以，任何不是前夫或同性恋生活伴侣的人，都请离开。

角色B neutral

Bye , bye , bye Good luck , you guys , good luck

再见，再见，再见。祝你们好运，祝你们好运。

角色A neutral

Let me ask you , do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner ?

让我问你，你必须成为Carol的同性恋生活伴侣吗？

角色B neutral

All right All right , he's crowning Here he comes

好了好了，他就要出来了，他来了

角色A neutral

Let me see I gotta see , I gotta see

让我看看，我得看看，我得看看

角色B neutral

Oh ! A head

哦！一个头

角色A neutral

Oh . It's huge . Carol , how are you doing this ?

哦，这太厉害了。Carol，你是怎么做到的？

角色B neutral

Not helping

不帮忙

角色A neutral

You're doing great You're doing fine

你做得很好，你做得不错

角色B neutral

Hello ? Oh , sorry

喂？哦，抱歉

角色A neutral

What do you see ? What do you see ?

你看到了什么？你看到了什么？

角色B neutral

We got a head , we got shoulders , we got arms , we got ... Oh , look at the little ... the fingers

我们有头，我们有肩膀，我们有胳膊，我们有哦，看看那些小小的手指

角色A neutral

Oh , a chest and a stomach

哦，胸部和胃部

角色B neutral

and it's a boy , definitely a boy

而且是个男孩，绝对是个男孩

角色A neutral

All right Okay , legs , knees and feet

好的，腿、膝盖和脚

角色B neutral

He's here He's

他在这里 他

角色A neutral

He's a person

他是一个人

角色B neutral

Look at that . What does he look like ?

看看那个。他看起来像什么？

角色A neutral

Kind of like my Uncle Ed , covered in Jello

有点像我的Ed叔叔，浑身沾满了果冻

角色B neutral

Really ?

真的吗？

角色A neutral

You guys , he's beautiful

各位，他真帅

角色B neutral

Aw , thanks , Phoebe

啊，谢谢，Phoebe

角色A neutral

No shouting , but we still need a name for this little guy

不要喧哗，但我们还是得给这个小家伙起个名字

角色B neutral

How about Ben ? I like Ben

Ben怎么样？我喜欢Ben。

角色A neutral

Ben's good . Yeah ? How come you never mentioned Ben before ?

Ben挺好的，是吧？你怎么以前从来没提过Ben？

角色B neutral

We , uh , just cooked it up

我们，呃，刚刚把它做好了

角色A neutral

That's what we were off doing

那就是我们当时在做的事情

角色B neutral

Hi Hey

嗨 嘿

角色A neutral

Can we come in ? Yeah Come in Come in

我们可以进来吗？是的，进来吧，进来吧。

角色B neutral

I know I know

我知道，我知道

角色A neutral

Everybody , there's someone I'd like you to meet

各位，我想介绍一个人给你们认识

角色B neutral

Yeah This is Ben Hi , Ben

是的，我是Ben。你好，Ben。

角色A neutral

Ben , this is everybody Hey , Ben

Ben，这是大家。嘿，Ben

角色B neutral

Susan , he looks just like you

Susan，他长得真像你。

角色A neutral

Oh God , I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

天啊我真不敢相信我们当中有人生了宝宝

角色B neutral

I know I still am one of these

我知道我还是宝宝

角色A neutral

Ross ? Yeah ?

Ross？嗯？

角色B neutral

Can I ?

我可以吗？

角色A neutral

Okay , the head , the head You gotta

好的，头部，头部你得

角色B neutral

Hi Ben Hi

你好 Ben 你好

角色A neutral

I'm your Aunt Monica Yes , I am

我是你的莫妮卡阿姨，是的，我是

角色B neutral

I'm your Aunt , Monica

我是你的阿姨，Monica

角色A neutral

I will always have gum

我会一直带着口香糖

角色B neutral

Want you to know that there may be some times

想让你知道，可能会有一些时候

角色A neutral

when I may not be aroundlike this

当我不在身边的时候

角色B neutral

But I'll still always come back

但我依然会始终归来

角色A neutral

like this

像这样

角色B neutral

And sometimes I may be away longer

有时我可能会离开得更久

角色A neutral

And sometimes I'll want you to steal third , and I'll go like this

有时候我会希望你偷三垒，然后我会这样做

角色B neutral

Oh he is so amazing

哦，他真是太棒了

角色A neutral

Yeah , I know Look at him

是啊，我知道。看看他。

角色B neutral

Ben Hey , Ben

Ben 嘿，Ben

角色A neutral

Nothing I don't think that's his name

我不认为那是他的名字

角色B neutral

Oh look , look , he's closing his eyes

哦，快看，他闭上眼睛了

角色A neutral

Oh look , he's opening his eyes

哦，看，他睁开了眼睛

角色B neutral

He doesn't do much , does he ?

他做得不多，对吧？

角色A neutral

Nope , this is pretty much it

不，差不多就是这样了

角色B neutral

You guys wanna get some coffee ? Yeah

你们想喝点咖啡吗？好啊

角色A neutral

All right , I'll see you guys later

好的，待会儿见。

角色B neutral

Hi , Ben

你好，Ben

角色A neutral

I love you Hi , Ben

我爱你 嗨, Ben

角色B neutral

Oh look , he's closing his eyes again

哦，看啊，他又闭上眼睛了