Friends S01E22

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Tell him Please tell him Tell him

告诉他 请告诉他 告诉他

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Shut up . Tell me what ?

闭嘴。告诉我什么？

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You won't even look at him Oh come on tell me

你甚至都不看他一眼 哦，别这样，告诉我吧

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I could use another reason why women won't look at me

我还能再找一个为什么女性不会看我的理由

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All right , all right , all right

好吧，好吧，好吧

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Last night , I had a dream

昨晚，我做了一个梦

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that , urn , you and I were , uh

那个，嗯，你和我，呃

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Doing it on this table

在这张桌子上做

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Wow Excellent dream score

哇，真是太棒了，梦想成真

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Why ? Why would you dream that ?

为什么？你怎么会做那样的梦？

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More importantly , was I any good ?

更重要的是，我表现得好吗？

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Well , you were pretty damned good Ha ha

嗯，你真是棒极了，哈哈

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Interesting , because in my dreams , I'm surprisingly inadequate

有趣的是，在我的梦中，我竟然如此不济

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Well , last night , you seemed to know your way around the table

嗯，昨晚你似乎对餐桌上的礼仪了如指掌。

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I love it when we share

我喜欢我们分享的时刻

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You okay there ?

你还好吗？

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I can't believe you two had sex in her dream

真不敢相信你们两个在她的梦里发生了关系

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I'm sorry It was a onetime thing

很抱歉，那只是一次性的。

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I was very drunk , and it was someone else's subconscious

我当时醉得很厉害，那是别人的潜意识。

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Hello Rachel

你好，Rachel

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Get off

下车

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Oh , give me . Can you see me operating a drill press ?

哦，给我吧。你能看到我操作钻床吗？

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I dont know . What are you wearing ?

我不知道。你穿的是什么？

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Pheebs , why would you want to operate a drill press ?

Pheebs，你为什么会想操作钻床呢？

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Just for some shortterm work

只是为了短期的工作

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You know , till I get back some of my massage clients

你知道的，直到我重新接待一些按摩客户

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Pirates again ?

又是海盗？

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No Nothing like that

不，不是那样的

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I'm just such a dummy

我真是个傻瓜

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I taught this " Massage Yourself at Home " workshop

我教授了这场“在家自我按摩”工作坊

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And they are

而他们是

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Hey , hey , Chan , she could work for you

嘿，嘿，Chan，她可以为你工作

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Thanks , Joey That'sa good idea

谢谢，Joey。这是个好主意。

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What ? I could . I could do it . What is it ?

什么？我可以。我能做到。那是什么？

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Well , my secretary's gonna be out

嗯，我的秘书要出去了

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She's having one of her boobs reduced

她正在做缩胸手术

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It's a whole big boob story

这真是一个大乌龙事件

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I could be a secretary

我可以当秘书

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Well , you know Pheebs , I don't know if it's your kind of thing

嗯，你知道的，Pheebs，我不确定这是否符合你的口味

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because , uh , it involves a lot of being normal

因为，嗯，这涉及到很多平常的事情

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for a large portion of the day

一天中的大部分时间

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I could do that

我能做到

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What are you playing with ? It's my new beeper

你在玩什么呢？这是我的新寻呼机。

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Why the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for ?

一个古生物学家到底为什么需要一个寻呼机？

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Is it , like , for dinosaur emergencies ?

这是为了应对恐龙紧急情况吗？

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" Help , come quick ! They're still extinct !"

救命，快来！它们还是灭绝了！

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No , it's for when Carol goes into labor

不，这是为Carol分娩时准备的

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She can get me wherever I am

无论我在哪里，她都能找到我

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All she has to do is dial 55JIMBO

她只需要拨打55JIMBO即可。

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A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid

一个酷炫的电话号码和一个可能的孩子名字

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I'll see you guys later . Off to see young Ethan ?

待会儿见，伙计们。是去看小Ethan吗？

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Thank you

谢谢

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How young is young Ethan ? Young ?

年轻的Ethan有多年轻？年轻吗？

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He's our age

他和我们同龄

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When we were ...?

当我们……的时候？

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Okay , he's a senior in college . College ?

好的，他是大学四年级学生。大学？

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And this manchild has no problem with how old you are ?

而这个大男孩对你年龄多大完全没有问题吗？

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No of course not

当然不是

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It's not even an issue

这甚至都不是个问题

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because I told him I was 22

因为我告诉他我22岁

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What ? What ?

什么？什么？

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Oh , I can't pass for 22 ? Well , maybe 25 , 26

哦，我装不了22岁？好吧，也许25、26岁吧

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I am 26 There you go

我26岁了。给你。

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Can you hear that ?

你听到了吗？

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That will stop when you pick up the phone

当你拿起电话时，那就会停止。

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Okay Ooh , I'm on Okay

好的，哦，我准备好了

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MrBing's office

Bing先生的办公室

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No , I'm sorry , he's in a meeting right now

不，很抱歉，他现在正在开会。

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I'm not in a meeting I'm right

我没有在开会，我是对的

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Will he know what this is in reference to ?

他会知道这是指什么吗？

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And he has your number ?

他有你的电话号码吗？

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All right , I'll see that he gets the message Byebye

好的，我会确保他收到消息。再见。

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What ? Ross says hi

什么？Ross问好

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This is so fun . All right , what do we do now ?

这真是太有趣了。好了，我们现在该做什么？

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Well , now I actually have to get to work

好吧，现在我确实得开始工作了

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Most likely

最有可能

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Okay , I'm gonna be out there Okay

好的，我会出去的，好的。

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All right Byebye Byebye

好的，再见，再见

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Yes ? What you doing ?

什么事？你在做什么？

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Okay , windows are clean candles are lit

好的，窗户擦干净了，蜡烛也点上了。

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belt's too tight Gotta change the belt

腰带太紧了，得换一条腰带。

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Did I turn the fish ? Nope , because I made lasagna

我翻鱼了吗？没有，因为我做了千层面。

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Am I out of control ? Just a touch

我是不是失控了？只是有点而已

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Mon , I don't understand

妈妈，我不明白

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I mean , you've been dating this guy since , like , his midterms

我是说，你从这家伙期中考试那会儿就开始和他约会了

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I mean why all of a sudden are you so ...?

我是说，为什么你突然变得这么...？

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What ?

什么？

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Could tonight be the night ?

今晚会是那个特别的夜晚吗？

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I don't know

我不知道

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Look , he's a great guy

听着，他是个很棒的人，

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and I love being with him , but , you know

而且我喜欢和他在一起，但是，你知道的

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things happen when they happen

事情发生的时候自然会发生

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You don't plan these things

这些事情是无法预料的。

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So did you shave your legs ? Yeah

那你刮腿毛了吗？嗯。

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Would you let it go , Ross ? It was just a dream

你能放下这件事吗，Ross？那只是个梦。

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It doesn't mean

这并不意味着

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Oh , oh , oh Oh , this is it Oh , my God It's baby time Baby time

哦，哦，哦 哦，就是现在 哦，天哪 宝宝要出生了 宝宝要出生了

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All right , relax , relax , just relax , just relax Be cool

好了，放松，放松，放轻松，放轻松，冷静点

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Yeah , hi I was just beeped

是的，嗨，我刚收到传呼。

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No , Andre is not here Third time today

不，Andre不在这里，今天已经是第三次了

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Yes I am sure

是的，我确定

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Heh No , sir , I do not perform those kind of services

不，先生，我不提供那种服务

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Services ? Oh services

服务？哦，服务

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Yeah , you want 55JUMBO

是的，你想要55JUMBO

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That's right

没错

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That's right " JUMBO " with a " U ", sir

没错，是带‘U’的‘JUMBO’，先生

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Heh No , you don't want me

呵呵，不，你不会想要我的

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Judging by his number , I'd be a huge disappointment

从他的号码来看，我可能会让他大失所望。

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Yeah All right , byebye

好的，再见。

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Hey , hey . How was the first day ?

嘿，嘿。第一天怎么样？

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Excellent Everyone was so , so nice

太棒了，每个人都非常非常友好

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See ? It pays to know the man who wears my shoes

看到了吧？认识穿我鞋的人是有好处的。

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I didn't tell anybody that I knew you . Why not ?

我没有告诉任何人我认识你。为什么不呢？

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Well , because , you know

嗯，因为，你知道

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They don't like you

他们不喜欢你

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What ? l thought you knew that

什么？我以为你知道这件事。

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Who doesn't like me ? Everyone

谁不喜欢我？所有人

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Except for , urn

除了，嗯

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No Everyone

并非所有人

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What are you talking about ? Don't feel bad

你在说什么呢？别难过

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You know , they used to like you a lot

你知道，他们以前很喜欢你

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But then you got promoted , and now you're all , like , MrBossman

但后来你升职了，现在你就像个Bossman先生一样。

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You know , MrBing MrBing Bossman Bing

你知道的，Bing先生，Bing先生，Bing老板

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I can't believe it Yeah , yeah They even do you

我简直不敢相信，是啊，是啊，他们甚至对你下手了。

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They do me ? Yeah

他们对我做了什么？是的

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You know , like , urn , okay

你知道的，就像，嗯，好吧

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" Could that report be any later ?"

那份报告还能再晚点吗？

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I don't sound like that

我听起来不是那样的

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Oh oh Chandler Oh Yeah , you do

哦哦，Chandler，哦，是的，你确实如此

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The hills are alive with the sound

群山因音乐而生机勃勃

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of music ."

音乐。

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My scone ! My scone !

我的司康饼！我的司康饼！

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Okay , I don't sound like that That is so not true

好吧，我说话不是那样的，那根本不是真的。

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That is so notThat is so notThat

那根本不是那根本不是那

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Oh , shut up

哦，闭嘴

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Ha , ha You did not

哈哈，你没有

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I am telling you , up until I was 9

我跟你说，直到我9岁

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I thought gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened

我原以为gunpoint是一个真实存在的地方，犯罪事件在那里发生。

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Ha , ha How is that possible ? Think about itIt's always on the news

哈哈，这怎么可能？你想想看，新闻上总是报道这种事。

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" A man is being held up at Gunpoint ."

一名男子正被人用枪指着。

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" Tourists are being terrorized at Gunpoint ."

游客在枪口下遭受恐吓。

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And I just kept thinking ," Why do people continue to go there ?"

我一直在想，“为什么人们还继续去那里？”

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I should go Okay

我应该走了，好吧

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Unless ... What ?

除非... 什么？

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Uh , unless you wanna stay over

呃，除非你想留下来过夜

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I mean , I'm going to So

我是说，我要去 So

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Yeah , I'd really like that

是的，我真的很想那样

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Uh , before we get into any staying over stuff

呃，在我们讨论任何留宿的事情之前

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there's something you should know

有件事你应该知道

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Okay . Is this like " I have an early class tomorrow "

好的。这就像‘我明天有早课’那样吗？

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or " I'm secretly married to a goat "?

或者“我偷偷嫁给了一只山羊”？

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Well , it's somewhere in between

嗯，这介于两者之间

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You see , in a strictly technical sense , of course , I'm not , uh

你看，从严格的技术角度来说，当然，我并不是，呃

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Well I mean I haven't ever , urn

嗯，我的意思是，我从来没有，呃

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Ethan ? Yeah ?

Ethan？嗯？

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Are you a virgin ?

你是处女吗？

角色A neutral

Well , if that's what you kids are calling it these days

好吧，如果这就是你们这些孩子现在的叫法

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then yes , I am

那么是的，我是

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I uhI've kind of been waiting for the right person

我，呃，我一直在等待那个对的人。

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Really ? Yeah

真的吗？是的

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You do know I was talking about you , right ?

你知道我刚才是在说你吧？

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You keep saying that

你一直这么说

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You know , you read about it You see it in the movies

你知道的，你在书中读到过，也在电影中看到过。

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Even when you practice it at home , man , oh , man

即使你在家里练习，天哪，真是让人惊叹

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it is nothing like that

根本不是那样的

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Listen listen

听啊听

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Urn , you told me something that was really difficult for you

嗯，你告诉了我一件对你来说非常困难的事情

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And , urn , well , I figure if you can be honest , then I can too

而且，呃，好吧，我想如果你能坦诚相待，那我也能做到。

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Oh , God , don't tell me I did it wrong No

哦，天哪，别告诉我我做错了，不

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No , no , no

不，不，不

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Nothing wrong about that

这没什么不对的

角色B neutral

Urn , okay Here goes

嗯，好吧，开始吧

角色A neutral

I'm not 22

我不是22岁

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I'm 25

我25岁

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And 13 months

还有13个月

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But I figure , you know , that shouldn't change anything

但我觉得，你知道，那不应该改变什么

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I mean . what the hell does it matter how old we are ?

我是说，我们的年龄到底有什么关系？

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Listen , urn

听着，嗯

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as long as we're telling stuff , uh

既然我们都在说事情，呃

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I have another one for you

我还有另一个要给你

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I'm a little younger than I said

我比之前说的要年轻一些

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You're not a senior ?

你不是高年级学生吗？

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Oh , I'm a senior

哦，我是一名大四学生

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In high school

在高中

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What we did was wrong

我们所做的是错误的

角色B neutral

Oh God . I just had sex with someone

天哪。我刚刚和某人发生了关系

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who wasn't alive during the bicentennial

在美国建国两百周年时还未出生的人

角色B neutral

I just had sex

我刚刚做了爱

角色A neutral

Ethan , focus . How could you not tell me ?

Ethan，集中注意力。你怎么能不告诉我呢？

角色B neutral

You never told me how old you were That's different

你从未告诉我你多大了，那是另一回事。

角色A neutral

My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states

我的谎言并没有让我们中的任何一个人在48个州成为重罪犯

角色B neutral

What were you thinking ?

你当时在想什么？

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I wasn't thinking . I was busy falling ... Don't

我没有在思考。我正忙着坠入……别

角色B neutral

say it in love with you

用爱对你说

角色A neutral

Really ?

真的吗？

角色B neutral

Well , fall out of it

那么，就从中解脱出来吧

角色A neutral

You know , you shouldn't even be here It's a school night

你知道吗，你甚至不应该在这里，明天还要上学呢。

角色B neutral

Oh , God Oh , God

哦，天哪，哦，天哪

角色A neutral

I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad

我就像那些你看到的和名叫Chad的闪亮男人在一起的女人

角色B neutral

Im Joan Collins

我是琼·柯林斯

角色A neutral

Who ?

谁？

角色B neutral

Okay , Andre should be there in about 45 minutes

好的，Andre 应该会在 45 分钟左右到达那里。

角色A neutral

All righty Byebye

好的，再见

角色B neutral

Ahem It's just easier that way

咳咳，那样做更简单。

角色A neutral

Oh come on You told me about the last dream

哎呀，得了吧，你跟我说过你上次做的梦。

角色B neutral

No Forget it

不，算了吧

角色A neutral

Well , why not ? Was I doing something particularly saucy ?

嗯，为什么不呢？我是不是做了什么特别出格的事？

角色B neutral

All right , fine Urn

好吧，Urn

角色A neutral

Well , you were not the only one there

嗯，你并不是唯一在场的人。

角色B neutral

Joey was there too

Joey也在那里

角色A neutral

All right

好的

角色B neutral

Was there , uh , heh

有没有，呃，嘿

角色A neutral

anybody else there ?

还有别人在吗？

角色B neutral

No . You sure ?

不。你确定吗？

角色A neutral

Nobody , uh , handing out mints or anything ?

没人发薄荷糖什么的吗？

角色B neutral

No , it was just the three of us

不，只有我们三个人

角色A neutral

So tell me , was it like you and Chandler and then you and me

那么告诉我，是不是就像你和Chandler，然后是你和我

角色B neutral

or you and me and Chandler ?

还是你、我和Chandler？

角色A neutral

You know what ? What ?

你知道吗？什么？

角色B neutral

There were times

有时候

角色A neutral

when it wasn't even me

当那甚至不是我

角色B neutral

That is so sweet , you guys

你们真是太贴心了

角色A neutral

Hey , Mon

嘿，Mon

角色B neutral

Mon , Ethan called again

周一，Ethan又打来了电话

角色A neutral

Mon ?

Mon?

角色B neutral

What ? Ethan called again

什么？Ethan又打电话来了

角色A neutral

You're not seeing him anymore ? No

你不再见他了吗？不见。

角色B neutral

You know , sometimes just things don't work out

你知道，有时候事情就是不会如你所愿。

角色A neutral

And this has nothing to do with the fact

而这与事实无关

角色B neutral

that he needs a note to get out of gym ?

他需要一张请假条才能不去上体育课吗？

角色A neutral

I didn't say any I did not say anything , I swear

我什么都没说，我发誓

角色B neutral

He stopped by

他顺道来访

角色A neutral

Next time you talk to him

下次你和他交谈时

角色B neutral

could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is ?

你能问问他哪个是最强的Power Ranger吗？

角色A neutral

Oh , my life is just so amusing . Heh , heh . Can we drop it now ?

哦，我的生活真是有趣。呵呵。我们能到此为止了吗？

角色B neutral

Sorry Sorry

对不起 对不起

角色A neutral

It's morphing time

变形时刻

角色B neutral

Stegosaurus ! Tyrannosaurus !

剑龙！霸王龙！

角色A neutral

Oh , I gotta go

哦，我得走了

角色B neutral

Whoa Ooh , head rush Oh

哇哦，头晕目眩

角色A neutral

One more and then I have to go

再来一次，然后我就得走了

角色B neutral

Cool Ha ha

酷 哈哈

角色A neutral

Where you going ?

你要去哪里？

角色B neutral

Oh , I got a birthday party with some work people

哦，我要和一些同事一起参加一个生日派对

角色A neutral

Work people ?

工作人员？

角色B neutral

Nobody told me No , I know

没人告诉我不行，我知道

角色A neutral

That's part of the whole , you know , them not liking you extravaganza

你知道的，那是整体的一部分，他们不喜欢你的那种夸张表现。

角色B neutral

Know what ? I don't get this A month ago , these people were my friends

你知道吗？我不明白。一个月前，这些人还是我的朋友。

角色A neutral

Just because I'm in charge , doesn't mean I'm a different person

仅仅因为我负责，并不意味着我变成了另一个人

角色B neutral

Well , then you should come tonight , just hang out with them

那么，你今晚应该来，和他们一起玩玩。

角色A neutral

Let them see what a great guy you still are

让他们看看你依然是个多么出色的人

角色B neutral

You think I should ? I really do , yeah

你觉得我应该这么做吗？我真的应该，是的

角色A neutral

Okay Okay Okay

好的 好的 好的

角色B neutral

Oh , but , urn , could we not go together ?

哦，但是，呃，我们不能一起去吗？

角色A neutral

I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss , you know ?

我可不想成为那个邀请老板的书呆子，你懂吗？

角色B neutral

I think last night was great

我觉得昨晚很棒

角色A neutral

You know , the karaoke thing ? Tracy and I doing " Ebony and Ivory "?

你知道，就是那个卡拉OK的事？Tracy和我一起唱《Ebony and Ivory》？

角色B neutral

You were great But they still made fun of you

你表现得非常出色，但他们还是取笑你。

角色A neutral

What ? Now you're more like Mr"Caring"Boss

什么？现在你更像是一位“关怀”老板了

角色B neutral

Mr"l'm One of You"Boss

“我是你们中的一员”老板先生

角色A neutral

Mr"I Wanna Be Your Buddy"Bossman Bing

“我想成为你朋友”的Bossman Bing先生

角色B neutral

Then I don't get it

那我就不明白了

角色A neutral

Well , you know what , Chandler ? I think you just gotta face it

好吧，你知道吗，Chandler？我觉得你只能面对现实了。

角色B neutral

You're , like , the guy in the big office , you know ?

你就像是那个在大办公室里的人，懂吗？

角色A neutral

You're the one that hires them and fires them

你是那个雇用他们和解雇他们的人

角色B neutral

They still say you're a great boss . They do ?

他们仍然说你是个好老板。真的吗？

角色A neutral

But they're not your friends anymore

但他们不再是你的朋友了

角色B neutral

But I just want to No , but you can't

但我只是想不，但你不能

角色A neutral

But I just want

但我只是想要

角色B neutral

Aren't you gonna ...?

你不打算...？

角色A neutral

Oh , Carol and I have a new system

哦，Carol和我有了一个新系统

角色B neutral

If she punches in"911 ", it means she's having a baby

如果她输入“911”，就意味着她要生孩子了

角色A neutral

Otherwise , I just ignore it . What about Andre ?

否则，我就置之不理。Andre呢？

角色B neutral

This morning he got a call

今天早上他接到了一个电话

角色A neutral

from what I think was our cousin Nathan

据我所知，这是我们的表亲Nathan

角色B neutral

And frankly , it was a little more than I needed to know

坦白说，这有点超出了我需要了解的范围

角色A neutral

That was gonna be my opener

那本来是我的开场白

角色B neutral

Hey , did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom ?

嘿，你们看到洗手间里那些新的烘手器了吗？

角色A neutral

I thought that was just a rumor True story

我以为那只是个谣言，没想到是真的。

角色B neutral

All right , look , I gotta tell you something

好吧，听着，我有件事得告诉你

角色A neutral

I'm not 17

我不是17岁

角色B neutral

I only said that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable

我那么说只是为了让你觉得我可爱又脆弱

角色A neutral

I'm actually 30

其实我已经30岁了

角色B neutral

I have a wife I have a job I'm your congressman

我有妻子，我有工作，我是你们的国会议员

角色A neutral

Monica , this is ridiculous We are great together

Monica，这太荒谬了。我们在一起很般配。

角色B neutral

We can talk , we make each other laugh And the sex Oh man

我们可以交谈，我们能让彼此开怀大笑，还有那亲密之事，哦，天哪

角色A neutral

Okay , I have no frame of reference , but I thought that was great

好吧，我没有什么参考标准，但我觉得那很棒

角色B neutral

It was . Then what's the problem ?

确实如此。那么问题出在哪里？

角色A neutral

Ethan , it's , urn

Ethan，这是，嗯

角色B neutral

It's icky

真恶心

角色A neutral

Icky ?

恶心？

角色B neutral

You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky ?

你真的要因为这个有点恶心就把它扔掉吗？

角色A neutral

Look , this isn't easy for me either

听着，这对我来说也不容易

角色B neutral

I wish things were different

我希望事情有所不同

角色A neutral

If you were a few years older or I was a few years younger

如果你再年长几岁，或者我再年轻几岁

角色B neutral

or we lived in biblical times

或者我们生活在圣经时代

角色A neutral

I could really No don't say it

我真的不能，别说了。

角色B neutral

love you

爱你

角色A neutral

Are your hands still wet ? They're moist

你的手还是湿的吗？它们很湿润。

角色B neutral

Yeah , right ? Ahem Let's dry them again

是啊，对吧？咳咳，让我们再试一次。

角色A neutral

Or , like ," Could these margaritas be anystronger ?"

或者，就像，“这些玛格丽特酒还能再烈一点吗？”

角色B neutral

Hey , Chandler Hello , MrBing

嘿，Chandler 你好，Bing先生

角色A neutral

Loved your Stevie Wonder last night

昨晚你的Stevie Wonder表演太棒了

角色B neutral

Thanks Listen , about the weekly numbers , I'm gonna need them on my desk

谢谢。听着，关于每周的数据，我需要它们放在我的桌上。

角色A neutral

by 9 :00

在9:00之前

角色B neutral

Sure No problem

当然，没问题

角色A neutral

You have to give them something , you know ?

你得给他们点东西，你明白吗？

角色B neutral

Okay , that was Gerston , Santos , and who's the guy with the mustache ?

好的，那是Gerston、Santos，还有那个留着小胡子的家伙是谁？

角色A neutral

Petrie Petrie Right , right , okay

Petrie Petrie 好的，好的，明白了

角色B neutral

Well some people are gonna be working

嗯，有些人会继续工作。

角色A neutral

this weekend

这个周末

角色B neutral

Ohthat's nice

哦，那很好

角色A neutral

Ross ? I'm here

Ross？我在这里

角色B neutral

You are ?

您是？

角色A neutral

We were just

我们刚刚

角色B neutral

Heh Great Now I'm having a baby

哈哈，太好了，现在我要有孩子了

角色A neutral

No . I'm having . I'm having a baby !

不，我有了。我怀孕了！

角色B neutral

Oh , my God . Im having a !

哦，天哪。我快要……

角色A neutral

The phone , the phone ! The phone . I don't have the phone . Aah !

手机，手机！手机。我没带手机。啊！

角色B neutral

Ross ? I'm hurt

Ross？我受伤了

角色A neutral

Monica , let's go Come on , now , people Woman in labor

Monica，我们走吧。来吧，大家，产妇要生了。

角色B neutral

Hey , Ross look what I got going here

嘿，Ross，看看我这儿有什么

角色A neutral

Yeah , save it for the cab , okay ?

行了，留着在出租车里说吧，好吗？

角色B neutral

What are you doing ? We're going to a hospital

你在做什么？我们要去医院了。

角色A neutral

What , so I can't look nice ? There might be doctors there

怎么，我就不能打扮得好看点吗？那里可能会有医生。

角色B neutral

Joey , get out of the fridge All right , all right

Joey，从冰箱里出来。好了，好了。

角色A neutral

What is that ? For the ride

那是什么？为了这次旅程

角色B neutral

Yeah , like in a cab you Save it

是啊，比如在出租车里你就能省下它

角色A neutral

Okay , hating this Monica , come on , nowLet'sgo

好吧，我讨厌这个Monica，来吧，现在，我们走

角色B neutral

Baby coming God

上帝赐予的宝宝

角色A neutral

I can't believe it Im gonna be an aunt

真不敢相信，我就要当姑姑了。

角色B neutral

Oh , that's I'm gonna have a nephew

哦，我就要有个侄子了

角色A neutral

Oh that's nice Get out

哦，那很好，出去吧

角色B neutral

Come on Let's go , come on

来吧，我们走，来吧

角色A neutral

Okay Okay

好的好的

角色B neutral

All right , all right , I'm going , I'm going

好了，好了，我这就去，我这就去

角色A neutral

Here we go Here we go Rossy Rossy

我们来了 我们来了 Rossy Rossy