Friends S01E24

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Here's little Ben nodding off

小Ben正在打瞌睡

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Aww look at Aunt Monica's little boy

哇，看看Monica阿姨的小男孩

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Look , he's got Ross' haircut Oh , let me see

看，他剪了Ross的发型。哦，让我瞧瞧。

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Oh God ! Is he just the sweetest thing ?

天哪！他是不是最可爱的人？

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You must just want to kiss him all over

你一定只想把他亲个遍

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That would be nice

那将会很不错

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Pardon ?

请再说一遍？

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Nothing Just a little extra air in my mouth Pifi

没什么，只是我嘴里多了一点空气 Pifi

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Hey , Chanlder , can you help me out here ? I promise I'll pay you back

嘿，Chandler，你能帮我个忙吗？我保证会还你的。

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Oh , yeah , right Including the waffles last week ... you now owe me

哦，对了，包括上周的华夫饼，你现在欠我了。

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17 jillion dollars

17 块的几百万倍

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I will , really , I'll pay you back this time . Where's the money coming from ?

我会的，真的，这次我一定会还你。钱从哪里来？

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I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with some , uh , research

我在NYU医学院帮忙做一些，呃，研究工作

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What kind of research ?

什么样的研究？

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Uh , just , you know , science

呃，就是，你知道的，科学

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Yeah , I think I've heard of that

是的，我想我听说过那个。

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It's a fertility study

这是一项生育研究

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JoeyPlease tell me you're only donating your time

Joey，请告诉我你只是在贡献你的时间

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Come on , you guys It's not that big a deal

别这样，伙计们，这没什么大不了的。

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I just go down there every other day

我只是每隔一天去那里一次

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and make my contribution to the project

并为项目做出我的贡献

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Hey , but at the end of two weeks , I get $ 700 !

嘿，但两周后，我能拿到700美元！

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Wow , you're gonna be making money hand over fist

哇，你就要赚得盆满钵满了

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Okay , we got the coleslaw We got the buns

好的，我们有了凉拌卷心菜，还有面包。

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We've got the groundup flesh of formally cute cows and turkeys

我们得到了曾经可爱的奶牛和火鸡的碎肉

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Men are here !

男人们来了！

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We make fire

我们生火

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Cook meat

烹饪肉类

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Then put out fire by peeing , no get invited back !

然后撒尿灭火，就不会再被邀请了！

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Cute cute

可爱可爱

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Oh , Melanie calledShe'sgonna be late Oh , okay

哦，Melanie打电话来说她会迟到。哦，好的。

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So how are things going with you two ? Is she becoming your special someone ?

你们俩最近怎么样？她是不是成了你的特别的人？

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I don't know She'sShe's pretty great

我不知道，她真的很棒

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Yeah ? What does she think of your little science project ?

是吗？她对你那个小小的科学项目有什么看法？

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You think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup ?

你觉得我会告诉一个我喜欢的女孩，我还在和一个杯子约会吗？

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The man's got a point

这个人说得有道理

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Well the tough thing is , she really wants to have sex with me

棘手的是，她真的很想和我发生关系

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Crazy bitch

疯女人

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I still got a week left in the program , and according to the rules

我在这个项目中还有一周的时间，根据规则

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... If I want to get the money , I'm not allowed to conduct any personal experiments

...如果我想拿到这笔钱，我就不能进行任何个人实验，

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if you know what I mean

如果你明白我的意思

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Joey , we always know what you mean

Joey，我们总是明白你的意思

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Hey Hey

嘿 嘿

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How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last ?

你觉得这次烧烤会持续多久？

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I'm going to China Jeez , you say one thing and , eh

我要去中国了，天哪，你说一件事，然后，呃

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You're going to China ? It's , uh , for the museum Someone found a bone

你要去中国？呃，是为了博物馆的事。有人发现了一块骨头。

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We want the bone They don't want us to have the bone

我们想要那块骨头，他们却不想让我们得到。

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So I'm going to try to persuade them It's a whole big " bone " thing

所以我要试着说服他们，这可是件大事，涉及到很多“骨头”问题。

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Anyway , I'm gonna be gone for like , a week

不管怎样，我要离开大约一周的时间。

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So , uh , if you wanna reach me , you can't So here's my itinerary

所以，呃，如果你想联系我，你联系不到。这是我的行程安排。

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Here's a picture of me Oh , let me see

这是我的照片，哦，让我看看

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Could you take it to Carol's now and then and show it to Ben

你能时不时地把它带到Carol那里，并给Ben看看吗

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so he doesn't forget me ?

这样他就不会忘记我了？

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Hi , Ben I'm your father

嗨，Ben，我是你父亲

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I am The Head ! Pahh !

我是老大！呸！

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This barbecue's gonna be very fun

这次烧烤将会非常有趣

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Is Rachel here ? Um , I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left

Rachel在这里吗？嗯，我想在离开之前祝她生日快乐。

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Oh , no , she's out having drinks with Carl . Oh . Heh . Hey , who's Carl ?

哦，不，她出去和Carl喝酒了。哦。嘿。嘿，谁是Carl？

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The guy she met at the coffeehouse ? No

她在咖啡馆遇到的那个家伙？不是。

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See , there's this guy she met at The coffeehouse ? Right

你看，她在The coffeehouse遇到的那个家伙？对吧

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So you do know who he is

所以你真的知道他是谁

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I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys

我要去和那些家伙道别了

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Hey , you know what ? Tell them that bone story

嘿，你知道吗？跟他们讲讲那个骨头故事

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Hi Hey

嗨 嘿

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I have to go to China . The country ?

我必须去中国。那个国家吗？

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No , this big pile of dishes in my Mom's breakfront

不，是到我妈家橱柜中一大堆盘子里去

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Do you guys know who Carl is ?

你们知道Carl是谁吗？

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Let's see Alvin , Simon , TheodoreNo

让我们看看Alvin、Simon、TheodoreNo

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Well , Rachel's having drinks with him . Oh . no !

唉，Rachel正在和他一起喝酒。哦，不！

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How can she when she's never shown interest in you ?

她怎么可能对你有兴趣呢？她从未表现出对你的兴趣。

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Forget about her He's right , man

忘了她吧，他说得对，老兄

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Please move on Go to China Eat Chinese food

请继续前行，去中国，品尝中国美食。

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Of course , there they just call it food

当然，在那里他们只称之为食物

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Yeah ? I guess I don't know

是吗？我想我不知道。

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All right , just give her this for me , okay ?

好的，请把这个交给她，好吗？

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Listen , we're just looking out for you . We want you to be happy

听着，我们只是为你着想。我们希望你能幸福。

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And I may only have a couple beers in me But I love you , man

虽然我可能只喝了几杯啤酒，但我真的爱你，兄弟。

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I'm still on my first

我还在我的第一个

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I just think you're nice

我只是觉得你人很好

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Anyway , that's when me and my friends started this fruit basket business

总之，就是在那时我和我的朋友们开始了这个水果篮的生意

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We call ourselves " The Three Basketeers "

我们自称“三个篮球员”

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Like " The Three Musketeers " only with fruit

就像《三个火枪手》，只不过换成了水果

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How do you like your burgers ?

你喜欢你的汉堡怎么制作？

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No . Presents first , food later !

不。先送礼物，再吃饭！

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Hold on there , tiger . How's it going ? How you holding up ?

别急，伙计。最近怎么样？你还好吗？

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Well , not so good She thinks tonight's the night we're gonna complete the transaction

嗯，情况不太妙。她认为今晚就是我们完成交易的时候。

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... if you know what I ... And you do

如果你知道... 你果然懂...

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So , uh , have you ever thought about being there for her ?

那么，呃，你有没有想过要陪在她身边？

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What do you mean ?

你是什么意思？

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You know , just be there for her

你知道的，只要在她身边就好

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Not following you

没听懂你的意思

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Think about it

仔细想想

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Okay , I'm guessing this is from

好的，我猜这是来自

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Well , thank you , Melanie Okay , this one right here is from me

好的，谢谢你，Melanie。嗯，这个是我送的。

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Hmm Ah , it's light

嗯，啊，光线很亮

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It rattles It's

它发出咔嗒声 它是

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... Travel Scrabble . Ha , ha , hey !

...旅行版Scrabble。哈哈，嘿！

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Wow Thank you

哇，谢谢

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This one's from Joey

这是来自Joey的

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It feels like a book . I think it's a book . Feels like a book . And it's a book !

它感觉像一本书。我认为它是一本书。感觉像一本书。而且它确实是一本书！

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It's Dr. Seuss !

是苏斯博士！

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That book got me through some tough times

那本书陪我度过了一些艰难的时刻

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There is a little child inside this man

这个男人内心住着一个小孩

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The doctors say if they remove it , hell die

医生们说，如果把它切除，他会死。

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Who's this from ? That's , uh , Ross

这是谁寄来的？那是，呃，Ross

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Oh , my God He remembered

哦，天哪，他还记得

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Remembered what ? It was , like , months ago

还记得什么？那都是，比如说，几个月前的事了

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We were walking by this antique store , and I saw this pin in the window

我们正走过这家古董店，我在橱窗里看到了这枚胸针

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I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was little girl

我告诉他，这就像我小时候祖母拥有的那一个。

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Aw ! I can't believe he remembered !

哇！真不敢相信他还记得！

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Well sure . But can you play it on a plane ?

当然可以。但你能在飞机上玩吗？

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Oh , It's so pretty This must've cost him a fortune

哦，这真是太漂亮了，这一定花了他一大笔钱。

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I can't believe he did this

我简直不敢相信他居然这么做了

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Ross ? Remember back to college , when he fell in love with Carol

Ross？还记得大学时，他爱上Carol的事吗？

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and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck ?

还给她买了那只贵得离谱的水晶鸭子？

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What did you just say ?

你刚才说什么？

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Crystal duck

水晶鸭

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No , no , no . The um ... The " love " part ?

不不不。那个……‘爱’的部分呢？

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Oh , my God Oh , no , no , no , no

哦，我的天哪 哦，不，不，不，不

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That's good Just keep rubbing your head That'd turn back time

很好，继续揉你的头，那样就能让时光倒流了。

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This is unbelievable I mean This is unbelievable

这简直难以置信，我是说，这简直难以置信。

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I know This is really , really huge

我知道这真的非常、非常重要。

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No , it's not It's small , it's tiny , it's petite , it's wee

不，它不是。它很小，它非常小，它小巧玲珑，它微小。

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I don't think any of our lives will ever be the same ever again

我认为我们所有人的生活都将从此不同。

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Is there a mute button on this woman ?

这个女人有静音键吗？

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I think this is so great ! I mean , you and Ross !

我觉得这真是太棒了！我是说，你和Ross！

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Did you have any idea ? No none

你知道吗？一点也不知道。

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My first night in the city , he mentioned something about asking me out

我在这个城市的第一晚，他提到了要约我出去的事

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but nothing ever happened , so I just

但什么都没发生，所以我只是

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What else did he say ? Does he want to go out with me ?

他还说了什么？他想和我约会吗？

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Given that he's desperately in love with you

鉴于他深爱着你

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he wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something

他不介意来杯咖啡或其他什么

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Ross ? All this timeI've gotta talk to him

Ross？这么长时间了，我得和他谈谈。

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He's in China ! The country

他在中国！这个国家

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Wait , his flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes

等等，他的航班还有45分钟才起飞

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What about the time difference ? From here to the airport ?

时差怎么办？从这里到机场？

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Yes !

是的！

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You're never gonna make it ! I've got to try

你永远也做不到！但我必须试一试。

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Rachael . What are you gonna say to him ?

Rachael。你打算对他说什么？

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I don't know Maybe you shouldn't go

我不知道，也许你不该去

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He's right , because if you're gonna break his heart , that can wait

他说得对，因为如果你要伤他的心，那可以等等再说。

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Yeah , but if it's good news , tell him now

是啊，但如果是好消息，现在就告诉他吧

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Maybe I'll know when I see him

也许等我见到他时就会知道了

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Here , look . All right , does this help ?

来，看这里。好了，这样有帮助吗？

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No All I know isI cannot wait a week

不，我只知道我无法再等一周。

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This is just too big

这实在是太大了

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I've just got to talk to him I've gotSee you later

我得跟他谈谈，我得……待会儿见。

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Rachael , I love you . Deal with me first !

Rachael，我爱你。先处理我的事！

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All right

好的

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Ross ! Ross

Ross！Ross

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Excuse me , pardon me . Hi . Your boarding pass ?

打扰一下，不好意思。您好，您的登机牌呢？

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No , I need to talk to my friend

不，我需要和我的朋友谈谈

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Sorry , you're not allowed on the jet way unless you have a boarding pass

抱歉，除非您持有登机牌，否则不允许进入登机通道。

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He just went on . He's right there

他继续前行。他就在那儿，

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in the blue jacket ! Can I just

穿蓝色夹克的那位！我可以

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I'm sorry . Federal regulations !

很抱歉。这是联邦法规的规定！

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All right , um , then could you please just give him a message for me ?

好的，嗯，那你能帮我给他带个口信吗？

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Please This is very important

请 这非常重要

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All right . What's the message ?

好的。有什么消息？

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Uh , I don't know

呃，我不知道

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Excuse me ! Sir ! Excuse me ! Sir ? I have a message for you

打扰一下！先生！打扰一下！先生？我有一条消息要传达给您

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It's from Rachel She loved the present She'll see you when you get back

这是来自Rachel的。她很喜欢这份礼物。她会在你回来时见你。

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What ?

什么？

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Toby , for God sake , I don't know what she's talking about

Toby，看在上帝的份上，我不知道她在说什么

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There's no Rachel ! Don't give me that deep freeze !

没有Rachel！别给我来那套冷处理！

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Oh , Joey , Joey , Joey !

哦，Joey，Joey，Joey！

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I think I blacked out there for a minute

我想我刚才有一瞬间晕过去了。

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It was nothing

这没什么

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Well , now we gotta find something fun for you !

好吧，现在咱们得给你找点有趣的事做！

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Ahh , you know what ?

啊，你知道吗？

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Forget about me Let's , uhLet's give you another turn

忘了我吧。让我们，呃，再来一次。

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Me , again ? Sure . Why not ?

又是我？当然。为什么不呢？

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Boy ! Somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow !

好家伙！明天有人要收到一个大大的水果篮了！

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I gotta tell you , Joey , you are nothing like I thought you would be

我得告诉你，Joey，你和我预想的完全不一样

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How do you mean ?

你是什么意思？

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I just had you pegged as one of those guys who are always ,"Me , me . me !"

我只是把你当成那种总是‘我，我，我！’的人。

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But youyou're a giver

但你是个给予者

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You're like , the most generous man I ever met

你简直是我见过最大方的人了

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I mean , you're practically a woman

我是说，你几乎是个女人了

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So Rachel , do you want to save this wrapping paper ?

Rachel，你想留着这张包装纸吗？

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It's only a little torn . Are you gonna go for it with Ross

只是有一点破了。你要和Ross一起去做吗？

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or should I throw it out ?

还是我应该把它扔掉？

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I don't know I don't know

我不知道 我不知道

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Thought about it all of the way there

一路上都在思考这件事

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and I thought about it all the way back and , uh ... You know , it's Ross !

我在回来的路上一直在想这件事，呃……你知道的，是Ross！

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You know what I mean ? It's Ross

你明白我的意思吗？是Ross。

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Sure ! Sure

当然！当然

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I don't know This is just my initial gut feeling

我不知道，这只是我最初的直觉。

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But I'm thinkingbe really great

但我觉得会非常棒

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Oh , my God , me too ! Oh , we'd be like friends in law !

天哪，我也是！哦，我们简直会成为法律上的朋友！

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The best part is you already know everything about him

最棒的是你已经对他了如指掌

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It's like starting on the 15th date

这就像从第15次约会开始

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But it would be like starting on the 15th date

但这就像从第15次约会开始

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Another good point

另一个优点

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No I meanAt the 15th date , you're already in a relationship place

不，我的意思是，在第15次约会时，你们已经处于恋爱关系了。

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You're committed

你已承诺

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What happens if it doesn't work out ?

如果它不成功怎么办？

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Why isn't it working out ? I don't know Sometimes it doesn't

为什么没有成功？我不知道，有时候就是不行。

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Is he not cute enough for you ? Does he not make enough money ?

他难道不够可爱吗？他赚的钱不够多吗？

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No , I'm just Maybe there's someone else

不，我只是在想，也许还有别人

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Is there ? Is there someone else ? No , there is no one else

有吗？还有别人吗？不，没有别人了。

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Then why the hell ... are you dumping my brother ?

那你他妈为什么要甩了我弟弟？

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Hey , bigSpender

嘿，大款

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She's still asleep

她还在睡觉

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So how'd it go ? It was amazing

那么，结果如何？简直太棒了

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You know how you think you're great in bed ?

你知道你自以为在床上的表现很棒吗？

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The fact you'd even ask shows how little you know me

你竟然会这么问，可见你对我了解得多么少。

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Well , it's like last night I couldn't do the thingthat usually makes me great

嗯，就像昨晚我无法完成那件通常让我表现出色的事

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So I had to do all this other stuff

所以我不得不做所有这些其他事情

角色B neutral

And the response I got ! Man , oh , man

而我得到的回应！天哪，真是让人惊叹

角色A neutral

It was like a tickertape parade !

这就像一场彩带游行！

角色B neutral

Yes I know As it happens , my room is very close to the parade route

是的，我知道。碰巧的是，我的房间离游行路线非常近。

角色A neutral

It was amazing , and not just for herUm , for me too

这真是太棒了，不仅仅是对她来说，嗯，对我来说也是如此。

角色B neutral

It's like , all of a sudden I'm blind

这感觉就像，突然间我失明了

角色A neutral

but all my other senses are heightened

但我其他的感官都变得更加敏锐了

角色B neutral

You know ? It's like , I was able to appreciate it

你知道吗？就像是，我能够欣赏它

角色A neutral

on another level

在另一个层面上

角色B neutral

I didn't know you had another level

我不知道你还有另一面

角色A neutral

I know . Neither did I !

我知道。我也一样！

角色B neutral

Hey , great skirts ! Birthday present ?

嘿，裙子真漂亮！是生日礼物吗？

角色A neutral

From who ? From you

来自谁？来自你

角色B neutral

I exchanged the blouse you got me

我把你给我的那件衬衫换掉了

角色A neutral

Well , it's the thought

嗯，心意最重要

角色B neutral

Doesn't Ross'flight get in in a couple hours ? At gate 27B ?

Ross的航班不是再过几个小时就要到了吗？在27B登机口？

角色A neutral

Uh , yeah Monica , you know , I've been thinking about it

呃，是的，Monica，你知道，我一直在考虑这件事

角色B neutral

I've decided this Ross thing is not a good idea

我已经决定，这个Ross的事情不是个好主意

角色A neutral

Why ?

为什么？

角色B neutral

Because I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him

因为我觉得我不会只是和他约会

角色A neutral

I would be going out with all of you Um , there'd be all this pressure and

我会和你们所有人一起出去，嗯，会有很大的压力。

角色B neutral

No pressure , no pressure !

别紧张，别紧张！

角色A neutral

Monica Nothing has even happened yet and you're already so

Monica，什么都还没发生，你就已经这么

角色B neutral

I'm not so I was a teensy bit weird at first

我一开始确实有点奇怪

角色A neutral

but I'll be good I promise

但我会乖乖的，我保证

角色B neutral

Who is it ? It's me , Carl

是谁？是我，Carl

角色A neutral

Come on up . Behind my brother's back ?

上来吧。在我哥哥背后？

角色B neutral

Is the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me

这种疯狂的事情你不会从我这里听到。

角色A neutral

Seven hundred bucks All right , you did it

七百美元 好的，你做到了

角色B neutral

Do we have any fruit ?

我们有什么水果吗？

角色A neutral

Man , hell of a two weeks , huh ?

伙计，这两周真是够呛，对吧？

角色B neutral

You know what , though ? I really feel I learned something

你知道吗？我真的觉得我学到了东西

角色A neutral

So you'll stick with this " it's all for her " thing ?

所以你会坚持这个‘一切都是为了她’的说法吗？

角色B neutral

What , are you crazy ?

什么，你疯了吗？

角色A neutral

When a blind man gets his sight back , does he walk around like this ?

当一个盲人重获光明时，他会这样四处走动吗？

角色B neutral

I'm just saying , if I see one more picture of Ed Begley Junior

我只是说，如果我再看一张Ed Begley Junior的照片

角色A neutral

... in that stupid electric car ... I'm gonna shoot myself !

……在那辆愚蠢的电动车里……我真想一枪崩了自己！

角色B neutral

Don't get me wrong I'm not against environmental issues , per say

别误会，我并不是反对环境问题本身

角色A neutral

It's just that guy !

就是那个家伙！

角色B neutral

I can't believe youd rather go out with him than me

我真不敢相信你宁愿和他出去也不愿意和我一起。

角色A neutral

Excuse me , please I'm trying to have a date here

不好意思，请让我在这里约会吧

角色B neutral

Fine , just stop thinking about me

好吧，别再想我了

角色A neutral

Can't do it , can you ?

你做不到，对吧？

角色B neutral

So I'm thinking about you . So what ?

所以我在想你。那又怎样？

角色A neutral

I don't get it . What do you see in this guy anyway ?

我不明白。你究竟看上这家伙哪一点了？

角色B neutral

Well , he seems to be a very nice guy

嗯，他看起来是个很不错的人。

角色A neutral

I mean , come on , buddy ! Get a real car !

我是说，拜托，伙计！买辆真正的车吧！

角色B neutral

Rachel come on Give us a chance

Rachel，来吧，给我们一个机会

角色A neutral

Ross , it's too hard No , no

Ross，这太难了。不，不要。

角色B neutral

Because it'11 get weird for everyone else ?

因为这样会让其他人都觉得奇怪吗？

角色A neutral

Who cares about them ? This is about us

谁在乎他们？这关乎我们。

角色B neutral

I've been in love with you since the ninth grade

我从九年级开始就爱上你了

角色A neutral

You're , like , my best friend I know

你就像是，呃，我最好的朋友，你懂的

角色B neutral

If we broke up , and I lost you

如果我们分手了，我失去了你

角色A neutral

Why do you think we'll break up ?

你为什么认为我们会分手？

角色B neutral

Have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up ?

你是否曾与某人保持关系却未曾分手？

角色A neutral

But it only has to happen once

但这只需要发生一次

角色B neutral

You and I know we are perfect for each other . Right ?

你我都知道我们彼此是完美的一对。对吧？

角色A neutral

So the only question is : Are you attracted to me ?

所以唯一的问题是：你对我有吸引力吗？

角色B neutral

I don't know

我不知道

角色A neutral

I mean I've never looked at you that way before

我的意思是，我以前从未那样看过你。

角色B neutral

Well start looking

开始寻找吧

角色A neutral

Wow . Exactly !

哇，正是如此！

角色B neutral

And you just know I'm gonna be the guy

而你心里清楚，我将会是那个人

角色A neutral

Caught behind this hammerhead in traffic !

在堵车时被这辆锤头鲨车堵住了！

角色B neutral

Right Heh You're right

对，你说得对

角色A neutral

You know what ? What ?

你知道吗？什么？

角色B neutral

I forgot I'm supposed to pick up a friend at the airport

我忘了我要去机场接一个朋友

角色A neutral

I am so sorry . I'm so ..

我非常抱歉

角色B neutral

If you want to stay and finish your drinks , please do

如果您想留下来喝完您的饮料，请便

角色A neutral

I'm sorry I gotta go I'm sorry But

很抱歉，我得走了，真的很抱歉，但是

角色B neutral

Excuse me ! Pardon me ! Excuse me I'm sorry

不好意思！对不起！抱歉，打扰一下

角色A neutral

Toby , for God's sake , will you let it go ?

Toby，看在上帝的份上，你能不能别管了？

角色B neutral

There's no Rachel !

没有Rachel！

角色A neutral

Oh , hey I got that

哦，嘿，我明白了

角色B neutral

Thanks sweetie No problem

谢谢亲爱的，不客气

角色A neutral

I cannot wait for you to meet my friends

我迫不及待想让你见见我的朋友们

角色B neutral

Really ? You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me ?

真的吗？你不觉得他们会评判和嘲笑我吗？

角色A neutral

No they will I just , uhCan't wait Heh

不，他们会，我只是，呃，等不及了，呵呵

角色B neutral

Come on , they're gonna love you

来吧，他们一定会喜欢你的