Friends S01E16

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This is unbelievable It's been half an hour

这简直难以置信，已经过去半小时了。

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If this was a cartoon , you'd be looking like a ham right about now

如果这是一部动画片，你现在看起来就像一块火腿。

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There's the waitress Excuse me miss

那边是女服务员，打扰一下，小姐

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Hello , miss ? It's Phoebe

您好，小姐？我是Phoebe。

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Hi Hi

嗨 嗨

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Okay , will that be all ?

好的，就这些了吗？

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Wait , wait . What are you doing here ?

等等，等等。你在这里做什么？

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Yeah , urn , I was over there

是的，呃，我当时在那边

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then you said ,"Excuseme , miss " So now I'm here

然后你说，“打扰一下，小姐”，所以我现在在这里。

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No , no . How come you're working here ?

不，不。你怎么会在这里工作？

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Right Because its close to where I live , and the aprons are really cute

没错，因为它离我住的地方很近，而且那些围裙真的很可爱。

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Can we start over ?

我们可以重新开始吗？

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Yeah Okay , greatI'll be over here No , no , no , no

好的，太棒了，我会在这里。不，不，不，不

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I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out

我不知道他是在考验我还是只是在耍脾气

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but my monkey is out of control

但我的猴子失控了

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He keeps erasing the messages on my machine

他一直在删除我机器上的消息

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Supposedly by accident

据说是偶然的

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Oh , yeah , l've done that

哦，是的，我已经做过了

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And three days in a row , he got to the newspaper before I did

连续三天，他都比我先拿到报纸

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and peed all over the crossword

并且把填字游戏全尿湿了

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I've never done that

我从未那样做过

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Now look at her , tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister

现在看看她，告诉我她和她姐姐长得一模一样

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I'm saying I see a difference

我是说我看到了区别

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They're twins

他们是双胞胎

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I don't care Phoebe's PhoebeUrsula ' shot

我不在乎 Phoebe 的 PhoebeUrsula 拍摄

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You know that thing when we talk about each other things ?

你知道我们互相谈论彼此事情的那种感觉吗？

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Lets not do that anymore Okay

我们别再那样做了，好吗？

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Hey , guys Hey

嘿，各位 嘿

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Hey Pheebs Guess who we saw today

嘿，Pheebs，猜猜我们今天见到谁了

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Ooh Oh , fun Okay

哦 噢，有趣 好的

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Urn , Liarn Neeson No

呃，连姆·尼森 不

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Morley Safer Nope

Morley Safer 不

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The woman who cuts my hair No

给我剪头发的女士说不

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Look , this could be a really long game

听着，这可能会是一场漫长的游戏

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Your sister , Ursula

你的妹妹，Ursula

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Oh , really ? Yeah

哦，真的吗？是啊

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She works at that place , uh

她在那个地方工作，呃

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Riffs Yeah I know

即兴重复段 是的，我知道

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Oh , you do ? She said you guys havent talked like in years

哦，是吗？她说你们已经好几年没联系了。

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Hmm ? Yeah

嗯？是的

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So , urn , is she fat ?

那么，呃，她胖吗？

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Not from where I was standing

从我站的位置来看并非如此

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Where were you standing ?

你当时站在哪里？

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Uh , Pheebs , so you guys just don't get along ?

呃，Pheebs，所以你们就是合不来吗？

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It's mostly just dumb sister stuff , you know ?

这主要就是姐妹之间那些傻傻的事情，你懂的？

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Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one

大家都认为她是那个漂亮的人

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Oh . Oh . She was the first one to start walking

哦，哦。她是第一个开始走路的。

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even though I did it later that same day

尽管我在同一天晚些时候完成了它

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To my parents , by then it was ," Yeah . what else is new ?"

对我的父母来说，那时候已经是，“是啊，还有什么新鲜事呢？”

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Pheebs , I'm sorryI've gotta go I've got Lamaze class

Pheebs，抱歉我得走了，我要去上拉玛泽课程。

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Oh . and I've got earth science , but I'll catch you in gym ?

哦，我还有地球科学课，但我会在体育馆和你碰面？

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So is this just gonna be you and Carol ?

所以就只有你和Carol吗？

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No Susan will be there too

不，Susan也会在那里

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Weve got dads Weve got lesbians The whole parenting team

我们有爸爸，我们有女同性恋者，整个育儿团队都在这里。

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Well , isn't that gonna be weird ?

嗯，那不会很奇怪吗？

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No . It might have been at first

不。一开始可能是这样

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but now Im comfortable with the situation

但现在我对这种情况已经感到自在了

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Ross , that'smy jacket I know

Ross，那是我的外套，我知道。

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HiWe're the Rostens

嗨，我们是Rostens一家

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I'm JC and he's Michael

我是JC，他是Michael

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And were having a boy and a girl

而且我们即将迎来一个男孩和一个女孩

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Good for you . Alrighty , next ?

真不错。好的，下一个？

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Hi Urn I'm uh Ahem

嗨，Urn，我是，呃，咳咳

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I'm Ross Geller

我是Ross Geller

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And , uh , that's my boy in there

而且，呃，那里面是我的孩子

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And , uh , this is Carol Willick , and this is Susan Bunch

这位是Carol Willick，这位是Susan Bunch

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Susan is . urn . Carol's

Susan是Carol的骨灰盒。

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Who's next ?

下一个是谁？

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I'msorry , Susan is .?

抱歉，Susan是？

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Susan is Carol's friend . Life partner

Susan是Carol的朋友。生活伴侣

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Like buddies

像哥们儿一样

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Like lovers You know how close women can get

就像恋人一样，你知道女人们可以变得多么亲密。

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Susan and I live together l was married to her

我和Susan住在一起，我曾与她结婚。

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Carol Not me It's a little complicated

Carol 不是我，这有点复杂

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Bu twe're fine Absolutely

但我们很好，绝对没问题。

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So , twins Ha

所以，双胞胎哈

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That's like two births

这就像两次分娩

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to you too , Helen

也祝你，Helen

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Nina Bookbinder is here to see you

Nina Bookbinder 来见您了

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Oh Okay , send her in

哦，好的，请她进来吧

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Hi , Nina . Come on in . You wanted to see me ?

你好，Nina。请进。你想见我吗？

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Uh , yes Uh , I was just going over your data

呃，是的，呃，我刚刚在查看你的数据

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A little thingYou've been postdating your Friday numbers

一件小事，你一直在将周五的数据往后填日期。

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Which is bad . because ?

这很糟糕，因为？

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Well , it throws my WENUS out of whack Ha , ha

嗯，这让我的WENUS乱了套，哈哈

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Excuse me ?

请问？

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WENUS Ahem

WENUS 嗯哼

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Weekly Estimated Oh , Net Usage Statistics

每周预计Oh, 净使用量统计

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Right Gotcha , gotcha

好的，明白了，明白了

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Wont happen again . I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your

不会再发生了。我不想做任何伤害你的事情。

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It's not just that she's cute , okay ? It's just that

不仅仅是因为她可爱，好吗？而是因为

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she's really , really cute

她真的非常可爱

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It doesn't matter You don't dip your pen in the company ink

没关系，你不要在公司里搞办公室恋情。

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Your little creatures got the remote again

你的小家伙们又拿到遥控器了

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Marcel Marcel , give Rossy the remote

Marcel Marcel，把遥控器给Rossy

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Marcel , you give Rossy the remote right now

Marcel，你现在就把遥控器给Rossy

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You give Rossy the remote

你把遥控器给了Rossy

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Great RelaxI'll fix it

非常放松，我来搞定

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Oh , cool Urkel in Spanish is Urkel

哦，太酷了，Urkel 在西班牙语中还是 Urkel

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How did he do this ?

他是如何做到的？

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So tell me , is leaving the Christmas lights up

那么告诉我，是不是该把圣诞灯饰一直挂着

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part of your plan to keep us merry all year long ?

这是你让我们全年都保持愉快的计划的一部分吗？

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No , you see someone was supposed to take them down around NewYear's

不，你看，原本应该有人在元旦前后把它们取下来的。

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but obviously someone forgot

但显然有人忘记了

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Well , someone was supposed to write :

好吧，本来应该有人写的：

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" Rach , take down thelights ," and put it on the refrigera

Rach，把灯取下来，然后放在冰箱上。

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How long has that been there ?

那个东西在那里多久了？

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Hey , where you been ?

嘿，你去哪儿了？

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I went back to Riffs I think Ursula likes me All I ordered was coffee

我回到了Riffs，我觉得Ursula喜欢我。我点的只是咖啡。

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She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries

她给我带来了一份金枪鱼三明治和四盘卷曲薯条

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She is so hot

她真火辣

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Listen , okay , before you do anything Joey like

听着，好吧，在Joey你做任何事情之前

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you might want to run it by , uh

你可能想先征求一下，呃

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Yeah ? Yeah

是吗？是的

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Pheebs ? Yeah ?

Pheebs？在吗？

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Would it be okay if I asked out your sister ?

如果我约你妹妹出去，你觉得可以吗？

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Why ? Why would you want to do that ? Why ?

为什么？你为什么要那样做？为什么？

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So that if we went out on a date , she'd be there

这样如果我们去约会，她就会在那里

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Well I mean I'm not my sister's , you know

嗯，我的意思是，我不是我妹妹的，你知道的

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whatever . And , urn

随便吧。还有，呃

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I mean , it's true , we were one egg once

我是说，确实，我们曾经是一颗卵子

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But , you know , we've grown apart , so , urn

但是，你知道，我们已经渐行渐远了，所以，嗯

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I don't know . Why not ?

我不知道。为什么不呢？

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Cool Thanks

酷，谢谢

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You okay ? Yeah I'm fine

你还好吗？嗯，我没事。

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Do you wanna watch Laverne y Shirley

你想看Laverne和Shirley吗

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Sorry I'm late . Uh . where'sCarol ?

抱歉，我迟到了。呃，Carol在哪里？

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Stuck at school Some parent teacher thing

困在学校里 一些家长教师活动

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You can go I'll get the information

你可以走了，我来获取信息。

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No , no , ahem , I think I should stay We should both know whats going on

不，不，咳咳，我想我应该留下来。我们俩都应该清楚发生了什么。

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Oh , good

哦，太好了

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This will be fun

这会很有趣

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AlrightyWe're gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises

好的，我们将从一些基本的第三阶段呼吸练习开始。

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Mommies , get on your back

妈妈们，躺下来

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And , coaches , you should be supporting Mommy's head

还有，教练们，你们应该扶住妈妈的头

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What ? What ?

什么？什么？

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Im supposed to be the mommy ?

我应该是那个妈妈吗？

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Okay , I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time

好吧，我要再打一次我的精子牌。

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I don't see why I have to miss out on the coaching training because I'm a woman

我不明白为什么因为我是女性，我就必须错过教练培训。

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I see . So , what do you propose to do ?

我明白了。那么，你有什么建议？

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I'll flip you for it . Flip me for it ?

我们来抛硬币决定吧。你抛还是我抛？

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No , no , noHeads , heads , heads

不，不，不。头，头，头

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On your back , Mom

妈妈，仰卧着

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All right , mommies , take a nice , deep , cleansing breath

好了，妈妈们，来一个深深的、净化心灵的呼吸

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Now imagine your vagina is opening

现在想象你的阴道正在打开

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like a flower

像一朵花

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Mr. Dee . How's it going , sir ?

Dee先生，您好吗，先生？

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Uh , it's been better

呃，情况曾经更好。

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The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in

年度净使用统计数据已出炉

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And ? It's pretty ugly

然后呢？它挺难看的。

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We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70s

自70年代以来，我们还没见过这么糟糕的ANUS

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So , what does this mean ? We're gonna be laying off people in every department

那么，这意味着什么？我们将在每个部门进行裁员。

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Listen I know I came in late last weekI slept funny and my hair was snarly

听着，我知道我上周迟到了。我睡姿不对，头发也乱糟糟的。

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Not you

不是你

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Ever have to fire anyone ?

有没有不得不解雇过谁？

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Are you okay ?

你还好吗？

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Yes Yes , I am

是的，是的，我是

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Uh , listen , the reason that I called you in here today was , uh

呃，听着，我今天叫你来的原因是，呃

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Please don't hate me

请不要恨我

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What ?

什么？

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Would you like to have dinner sometime ?

你愿意找个时间一起吃晚饭吗？

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So , Pheebs , what do you want for your birthday ?

那么，Pheebs，你生日想要什么？

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Well , what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me

其实，我真正希望的是我的妈妈还活着，能和我一起享受这一切。

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Let me put it this way . Anything from Crabtree& Evelyn ?

让我这么说吧。有来自Crabtree & Evelyn的东西吗？

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Bath salts would be nice Oh okay Good

浴盐会不错哦 好的 很好

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What is this place ?

这是什么地方？

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Look , you're cold , I have to pee , and there's a cup of coffee on the window

听着，你很冷，我得去上厕所，而且窗台上还有一杯咖啡。

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How bad could it be ?

能有多糟呢？

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I think we have an answer

我想我们有答案了

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What's she doing here ?

她在这里做什么？

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This could be God's way of telling us to eat at home

这可能是上帝在告诉我们应该在家吃饭

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Think she got fired at Riff ' No we were there last night

她是在Riff被解雇的吗？不，我们昨晚还在那里。

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She kept bringing sword fish . Are you gonna go ?

她一直带剑鱼来。你要去吗？

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I'll wait until we order . It's her , right ?

我会等到我们点餐。是她，对吧？

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It looks like her

看起来像她

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Urn , excuse rne ? Yeah ?

呃，请问？嗯？

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Hi , it's us

嗨，是我们

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Right And it'sme

对，就是我

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So you're here too ?

原来你也在这里？

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As much as you are

和你一样

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Your turn

轮到你了

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We know what we want Oh , that's good

我们知道我们想要什么，哦，那很好

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All we want is two caffe lattes And some biscotti cookies

我们只想要两杯拿铁咖啡和一些意式脆饼。

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Good choice

不错的选择

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It's definitely her Yeah

绝对是她，没错

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I can't believe you

我简直不敢相信你

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You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet ?

你还没告诉那个女孩她没工作了吗？

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Well , you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights

嗯，你还没把圣诞灯饰取下来呢。

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Congratulations I think you found the worlds thinnest argument

恭喜，我想你找到了世界上最牵强的论点

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I'm just trying to find the right moment

我只是在寻找合适的时机

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Oh well , that shouldn't be so hard , now that you're dating

哦，既然你们在约会，那应该不会太难。

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" Sweet heart , you're fired

亲爱的，你被解雇了

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But how about a quickie before I go to work ?"

但在我去上班之前，来一次速战速决怎么样？

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Hey Hey

嘿 嘿

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Once you're inside , you don't have to knock anymore

一旦你进去了，就不必再敲门了

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I'll get it

我来接

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Oh Hi Mr Heckles

哦，你好，Heckles先生

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You're doing it again

你又来了

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We're not doing anything

我们什么都没做

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We're just sitting around talking quietly

我们只是坐着轻声聊天

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I can hear you through the ceiling

我能透过天花板听到你说话

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My cats can't sleep

我的猫睡不着

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You don't even have cats

你甚至没有养猫

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I could have cats

我可以养猫

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Goodbye , Mr Heckles

再见，Heckles先生

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We'll try to keep it down

我们会尽量小声点。

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Phoebe , can you do me a favor ?

Phoebe，你能帮我个忙吗？

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Try this on to make sure it fits

试试这件，确保合身

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Oh , my first birthday present . Oh , this is really

哦，我的第一份生日礼物。哦，这真是

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Oh , no , noIt's for Ursula I just figured , you know , sizewise

哦，不，不是的。这是给Ursula的，我只是觉得，你知道，从尺寸上来说

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Oh Sure Yeah

哦，当然，是的

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Okay , it fits

好的，很合适

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Are you seeing her again tonight ?

你今晚还要见她吗？

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Yep , Ice Capades

没错，Ice Capades

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Wow , this is serious

哇，这可真是严重啊

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I'v enever known you to pay money for any kind of capade

我从未见过你为任何形式的狂欢花钱。

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Idon't know . I like her

我不知道。我喜欢她。

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She's different . There's , uh , something about her

她与众不同。嗯，她身上有种特别的东西。

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That you like We get it You like her Great

你喜欢她，我们懂。你喜欢她，很好。

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Hey , Phoebe I asked you , and you said it was okay

嘿，Phoebe，我问过你，你说没问题的

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Well , maybe now its not okay

嗯，也许现在不行了

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Well , maybe now l'm not okay with it not being okay

好吧，也许现在我对它不那么好并不感到满意。

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Knit , good woman Knit Knit

织吧，好女人，织吧，织吧

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And that's the Chrysler Building right there

那就是克莱斯勒大厦

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Nina Mr Douglas

Douglas先生 Nina

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Cool tie

酷领带

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She's still here

她还在这里

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Yes Yes she is

是的，是的，她是

角色A neutral

Didn't I memo you on this ?

我不是已经给你发过备忘录了吗？

角色B neutral

See , after I let her go , uh , I got a call from her psychiatrist , Dr Flanen

你看，在我放她走之后，呃，我接到了她的心理医生Dr Flanen的电话

角色A neutral

Dr Flanan , Dr Flan

弗拉南博士, 弗兰博士

角色B neutral

And . uh he informed me that she took the news rather badly

然后，他告诉我，她对这个消息的反应相当糟糕。

角色A neutral

In fact . he uh mentioned the word"frenzy ."

事实上，他提到了‘狂热’这个词。

角色B neutral

You're kidding . She seems so

你在开玩笑吧。她看起来如此

角色A neutral

no . no . Nina ? She's

不，不。Nina？她是

角色B neutral

In fact , if you asked her now

事实上，如果你现在问她

角色A neutral

she'd have no recollection of being fired at all

她完全不记得自己曾被解雇过

角色B neutral

That's unbelievable

这简直难以置信

角色A neutral

And yet believable

然而可信

角色B neutral

So I decided not to fire her again

所以我决定不再解雇她

角色A neutral

until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others

直到我确定她不会对自己或他人构成威胁

角色B neutral

I see Hmm I guess you never really know whats going on inside a person's head

我明白了。嗯，我想你永远无法真正了解一个人内心的想法。

角色A neutral

Well , I guess that's why they call it psychology , sir

嗯，先生，我想这就是为什么他们称之为心理学。

角色B neutral

The sound Mom and Dad will never forget

爸爸妈妈永远忘不了的声音

角色A neutral

For this , after all , is the miracle of birth

毕竟，这就是生命的奇迹

角色B neutral

Lights , please

请开灯

角色A neutral

And that's having a baby

那就是要生个孩子

角色B neutral

Next week is our final class

下周是我们的最后一课

角色A neutral

Susan , go deep

Susan，深入探索

角色B neutral

It's impossibleIt's just impossible

这不可能，这根本不可能

角色A neutral

What is , honey ?

怎么了，亲爱的？

角色B neutral

What that woman

那个女人

角色A neutral

I am not doing that Heh

我才不干呢，呵呵。

角色B neutral

It'll have to stay in , that's all Everything will be the same

它只能留在里面，仅此而已。一切都会保持不变。

角色A neutral

It'll just stay in Ha ha Carol , honey Shh

它只会留在哈哈 Carol，亲爱的 嘘

角色B neutral

Everything will be all right . What do you know ?

一切都会好起来的。你知道什么？

角色A neutral

No one's going up to you and saying ," Hi , is that your nostril ?

没有人会走到你面前说：“嗨，那是你的鼻孔吗？”

角色B neutral

Mind if we push this pot roast through it ?"

介意我们把这锅炖肉放进去吗？

角色A neutral

Carol , sweetie

Carol，亲爱的

角色B neutral

Cleansing breath

净化呼吸

角色A neutral

I know it's frightening . But big picture :

我知道这很可怕。但从大局来看：

角色B neutral

The birth part is just one day

分娩的过程只是一天

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and when it's over , we'll all be parents for the rest of our lives

而当这一切结束后，我们余生都将为人父母。

角色B neutral

I mean that's what this is all about , right ?

我的意思是这就是这一切的意义所在，对吧？

角色A neutral

Ross ?

Ross？

角色B neutral

I'm gonna be a father

我要当爸爸了

角色A neutral

This is just occurring to you ? I always knew I was having a baby

你才意识到这一点吗？我一直都知道自己怀了宝宝

角色B neutral

I just never realized the baby was having me

我从未意识到是宝宝在影响着我

角色A neutral

Oh , you're gonna be great

哦，你会很棒的

角色B neutral

How could you say that ?

你怎么能这么说？

角色A neutral

I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat

我甚至无法让Marcel停止啃咬浴垫。

角色B neutral

How will I raise a kid ?

我该如何抚养一个孩子？

角色A neutral

You know , Ross , some scientists are now saying

你知道的，Ross，现在有些科学家表示

角色B neutral

that monkeys and babies are actually different

猴子和婴儿实际上是不同的

角色A neutral

Where are you going ? Out

你要去哪里？出去。

角色B neutral

With ?

和谁？

角色A neutral

All right , can I just ask you one question ?

好的，我能问你一个问题吗？

角色B neutral

Have you two , you know like , you know ?

你们两个，你们懂的吧，明白吗？

角色A neutral

You know ?

你知道吗？

角色B neutral

Yet ?

然而？

角色A neutral

Well , not that it's any of your business

好吧，这不关你的事

角色B neutral

but no , we havent , okay ?

但是不，我们还没有，好吗？

角色A neutral

You meant sex , right ?

你指的是性，对吧？

角色B neutral

Do you have a sec ? Uh sure Nina . What'sup ?

你有空吗？嗯，当然，Nina。怎么了？

角色A neutral

I don't know . For the past couple days , people have been avoiding me

我不知道。过去几天，人们一直在躲着我。

角色B neutral

and giving me these really strange looks

并且用非常奇怪的眼神看着我

角色A neutral

Oh , well , uh , maybe that's because

哦，好吧，呃，也许那是因为

角色B neutral

they're , uh , jealous of us

他们，呃，嫉妒我们

角色A neutral

But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors

但这并不能解释为什么他们总是拿走我的剪刀

角色B neutral

Uh well , maybe that's , uh because you're getting a big raise

嗯，也许那是因为你会得到大幅加薪。

角色A neutral

I am ? Sure . Why not ?

我吗？当然可以。为什么不呢？

角色B neutral

Oh , my GodYou're amazing

哦，我的天哪，你太棒了

角色A neutral

Oh , you dont know

哦，你不知道

角色B neutral

Helen , make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise

Helen，确保我们完成Miss Bookbinders加薪的相关文件手续

角色A neutral

Still want her psychological profile sent to personnel ?

还要把她的心理档案发送给人事部门吗？

角色B neutral

What ? Helen drinks

什么？Helen喝酒了

角色A neutral

Will you marry me ?

你愿意嫁给我吗？

角色B neutral

Well , I ended up telling her everything . Ooh . How'd she take it ?

嗯，我最终还是把一切都告诉了她。哦，她反应如何？

角色A neutral

Pretty well Except for the stapler thing

除了订书机那件事，其他都挺好的

角色B neutral

Little tip . If you're ever in a similar situation

小提示。如果你遇到类似的情况

角色A neutral

never ever leave your hand on the desk

永远不要把手臂放在桌子上

角色B neutral

Okay , I think I get how to do this

好的，我想我明白该怎么做了

角色A neutral

Can we turn this off ? Can we make them go away ?

我们能关掉这个吗？我们能让他们消失吗？

角色B neutral

Because I can't watch

因为我看不了

角色A neutral

Okay , Pheebs , they're gone Okay

好的，Pheebs，他们走了。好的。

角色B neutral

Are you all right ? Yeah

你还好吗？嗯

角色A neutral

It's just , you know , this whole stupid Ursula thing

就是，你知道的，整个关于Ursula的这件蠢事

角色B neutral

Okay , Pheebs , can I ask ?

好的，Pheebs，我能问一下吗？

角色A neutral

So he's going out with her . Is it really so terrible ?

所以他正在和她约会。这真的有那么糟糕吗？

角色B neutral

Urn , yeah

嗯，是的

角色A neutral

I mean , I'm not saying she's evil or anything

我是说，我并不是说她很邪恶或者什么的

角色B neutral

She's just , you know , always breaking my stuff

她就是，你知道的，总是弄坏我的东西

角色A neutral

When I was 8 , I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson Thermos

当我8岁的时候，我不愿意让她用我的Judy Jetson保温瓶

角色B neutral

she threw it under the bus

她把它扔到了车底下

角色A neutral

And then there's Randy Brown

然后是Randy Brown

角色B neutral

who was like

谁像

角色A neutral

Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend ?

你是否曾经有过一个像你最好的朋友一样的男朋友？

角色B neutral

No No

不 不

角色A neutral

Well , but that's what he was for me

嗯，但这就是他对我来说的意义

角色B neutral

And she , you know , kind of stole him away

而且，你知道，她有点把他抢走了

角色A neutral

and then broke his heart

然后伤透了他的心

角色B neutral

And then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore

然后他甚至不再和我说话了

角色A neutral

He said he didn't want to be around anything that looked like either one of us

他说他不想靠近任何看起来像我们俩的东西。

角色B neutral

Oh , Pheebs

哦，菲比

角色A neutral

I mean , I know Joey's not my boyfriend or my Thermos

我是说，我知道Joey不是我的男朋友，也不是我的保温杯

角色B neutral

or anything , but

或其他任何东西，但

角色A neutral

You won't kind of lose him You gotta talk to Joey

你不会就这样失去他，你得和Joey谈谈。

角色B neutral

Yeah , okay

好的，没问题

角色A neutral

Come on . He doesn't know this stuff . If he knew how you felt

得了吧。他根本不知道这些事。如果他知道你的感受

角色B neutral

He's falling in love with her

他爱上了她

角色A neutral

Oh , please They've been going out a week

哦，拜托，他们才约会了一个星期

角色B neutral

They haven't even slept together yet I mean , that's not serious

他们甚至还没有同床共枕，我的意思是，这还不算认真。

角色A neutral

Oh Okay Oh

哦，好的，哦

角色B neutral

Yeah , urn , may we help you ?

嗯，请问有什么可以帮您的吗？

角色A neutral

Rachel , what are you doing ? It's freezing . Would you come inside ?

Rachel，你在做什么？外面冷极了。你进来好吗？

角色B neutral

No , no , no

不，不，不

角色A neutral

You wanted me to take them down

你希望我把它们拿下来

角色B neutral

I'm taking them down , okay ?

我会把它们拿下来，好吗？

角色A neutral

Rachel !

Rachel!

角色B neutral

Rachel ! I'm okayI'm okay

Rachel！我没事，我没事

角色A neutral

Mr. Heckles ?

Heckles先生？

角色B neutral

Mr. Heckles could you help me , please ?

Heckles先生，您能帮我一下吗？

角色A neutral

See , this is just the kind of thing I was talking about

你看，这正是我刚才提到的那种情况