Friends S01E15

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Thank you Cappuccino

感谢你，Cappuccino

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And a nice hot cider for Monica

给Monica来一杯热乎乎的苹果酒

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Aw , thank you

啊，谢谢

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Rach ? Yeah ?

Rach？嗯？

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Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser ?

为什么我的肉桂棒上会有橡皮擦？

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That's why

这就是为什么

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I'm sorry

对不起

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Chandler ?

Chandler？

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Miss Ted lock , you're looking lovely today

Tedlock小姐，您今天看起来真迷人

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May I say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you ?

我可以说这个袖长非常适合您吗？

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Well , Mr Costilick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day

好的，Costilick先生希望您在下班前顺便去一趟他的办公室。

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Oh , listen , if this is about those prank memos , I had nothing to do with them

哦，听着，如果这是关于那些恶搞备忘录的事，我可一点都没参与。

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Really , nothing at all Really

真的，什么都没有，真的

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Hey , you guys You guys

嘿，你们

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Chandler's coming , and he says he has , like , this incredible news

Chandler要来了，他说他有个超级棒的消息

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So when he gets here , let's all act like , you know

所以当他到达这里时，我们都要表现得像，你知道的

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Hey Hey

嘿 嘿

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Never mind But it was gonna be really good

没关系，不过那本来会非常棒的。

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What's going on ? What's is it ?

发生什么事了？这是什么？

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So , it's a typical day at work . I'm inputting my numbers

所以，这是工作中平常的一天。我正在输入我的数据。

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and Big Al calls me into his office

然后Big Al把我叫进了他的办公室,

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and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor

并告诉我他想让我担任加工主管

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That is great ! Congratulations

太棒了！恭喜你！

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So I quit

所以我辞职了

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Why ? Why ?

为什么？为什么？

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Why ? This was supposed to be a temp job

为什么？这本来应该是一份临时工作。

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Yeah , Chandler , you've been there for five years

是啊，Chandler，你在那里已经五年了

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I know . But if I took it this promotion

我知道。但如果我接受了这次晋升,

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it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do

这就像是在承认这就是我实际做的事情

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So was it a lot more money ?

所以是多了很多钱吗？

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It doesn't matter . I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until 12 :00 at night

没关系。我只是不想成为那种在办公室待到半夜的人。

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worrying about the WENUS

担心WENUS

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" The WENUS "?

WENUS

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Weekly Estimated Net Usage System It's a processing term

每周预估净使用量系统 这是一个处理术语

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Oh , that WENUS

哦，那个WENUS

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So , what are you gonna do ?

那么，你打算怎么做？

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I don't know That's the thing I don't know what I want to do

我不知道，这就是问题所在——我不知道自己想做什么。

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I just know I'm not gonna figure it out working there

我只是知道在那里工作我是搞不明白的

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Oh ! I have something you can do

哦！我有件事你可以做

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I have this new massage client . Steve

我有一位新的按摩客户，Steve。

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Anyway , urn , he's opening up a restaurant

总之，嗯，他正在开一家餐厅

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and he's looking for a head chef

他正在寻找一位主厨

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Urn , hi there

呃，你好

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Oh , yeah , I know You're a chef , I know , and I thought of you first

哦，对了，我知道你是位厨师，我知道，我第一个想到的就是你

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But , urn , Chandler's the one who needs a job right now , so

但是，呃，Chandler才是现在需要工作的人，所以

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Yeah , I just don't have that much cheffing experience

是啊，我确实没有那么多厨师经验

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Unless it's an all toast restaurant

除非这是一家只提供吐司的餐厅

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Well , what kind of food is he looking for ?

那么，他在找什么样的食物呢？

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He wants to do something eclectic , so he's looking for someone

他想做一些不拘一格的事情，所以正在寻找合适的人选

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who can , you know , create the entire menu

谁能够，你知道的，设计整个菜单

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Oh , my God . Yeah I know . So , what do you think ?

哦，天哪。是的，我知道。那么，你怎么看？

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Thanks Pheebe But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat

谢谢Pheebe，但我真的不觉得自己适合戴一顶大白色帽子

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Oh . Monica . Guess what ?

哦，Monica。你猜怎么着？

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Can you see my nipples through this shirt ?

你能透过这件衬衫看到我的乳头吗？

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No , but don't worry I'm sure they're still there

没有，但别担心，我确定它们还在那里。

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Where you going , Mr. Suitey Man ?

您要去哪儿，Suitey先生？

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Well , I have an appointment to see Dr Robert Pilman , career counselor a go go

嗯，我预约了要去见职业咨询师Robert Pilman博士，他可是个行家。

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I added the " a go go ". Career counselor ?

我加上了“a go go”。职业顾问？

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Hey , you guys all know what you want to do

嘿，你们都知道自己想做什么

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I don't

我不

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Hey , you guys in the living room all know what you want to do

嘿，你们这些在客厅的人都知道自己想做什么

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You know , you have goals You have dreams I don't have a dream

你知道的，你有目标，你有梦想。而我，没有梦想。

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Ah , the lesser known " I Don't Have A Dream " speech

啊，那篇鲜为人知的《我没有梦想》的演讲

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Oh , I love my life I love my life

哦，我热爱我的生活，我热爱我的生活

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Brian's Song

Brian's Song

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The meeting with that guy went great ? So great He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be

和那个家伙的会面进行得很顺利？非常顺利，他带我看了餐厅的位置。

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It's this , it's this cute little place on 10th Street

就是这里，位于10th Street的这个可爱的小地方

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Not too big , not too small Just right

不大不小，刚刚好

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Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears ?

它以前是由一位金发女性和一些熊拥有的吗？

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So anyway , I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night You know , kind of like an audition

总之，我周一晚上要为他做晚餐。你知道的，有点像一场试镜。

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And Phoebe , he really wants you to be here , which will be great for me

而且Phoebe，他真的希望你在这里，这对我来说会非常棒

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Because then you can " ohh " and " ahh " and make yummy noises

因为那样你就可以发出‘哦’和‘啊’的声音，并且做出美味的声响。

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What are you gonna make ? Yummy noises

你要做什么？美味的声音

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And Monica , what are you gonna make ?

那么Monica，你打算做什么呢？

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I don't know I don't know It's just gotta be so great

我不知道，我不知道，这一定会非常棒

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Oh ! I know what you could make . I know !

哦！我知道你能做什么。我知道！

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Oh , you should definitely make that thing , you know , with the stuff

哦，你绝对应该做那个东西，你知道的，就是那个有那些材料的

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You know , that thing , with the stuff ?

你知道的，就是那个，关于那些东西的事？

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Okay , I don't know

好吧，我不知道

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Hey guys , does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood ?

大家好，有人知道附近有什么不错的约会地点吗？

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Uh , how about Tony's ?

呃，Tony's 怎么样？

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If you can finish a 32 ounce steak , it's free

如果你能吃完一份32盎司的牛排，它就免费。

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Okay Ahem

好的，咳咳

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Hey , does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma ?

嘿，有人知道如果不和美洲狮约会的话，有什么好去处吗？

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Who are you going out with ? Oh , is this the bug lady ?

你要和谁一起出去？哦，是那位研究昆虫的女士吗？

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I love you Ross

我爱你，Ross

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Her name is Celia She's not a bug lady She's curator of insects at the museum

她的名字是Celia，她不是一位研究虫子的女士，而是博物馆的昆虫馆馆长。

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So , what are you guys gonna do ? Well , I just thought we'd go to dinner

那么，你们打算做些什么呢？嗯，我只是想着我们可以一起去吃个晚饭。

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and then bring her back to my place

然后带她回我的住处

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and I'd introduce her to my monkey

而且我会把她介绍给我的猴子

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And he's not speaking metaphorically

他并不是在打比方

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So , back to your place ? You thinking , maybe , hehheh ?

那么，回你那儿？你在想，也许，嘿嘿？

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Ahem , well , I don't know , hehheh

呃，这个嘛，我不太清楚，嘿嘿

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But I'm hoping , hehheh

但我希望，嘿嘿

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I'm telling you , that monkey's a chick magnet

我跟你说，那只猴子可是个吸引女孩的磁铁。

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She's gonna take one look at his furry , cute little face and it'll seal the deal

她只要看一眼他那毛茸茸、可爱的小脸，事情就板上钉钉了。

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Aah ! Celia , don't worry Don't scream ! He's not gonna hurt you

啊！Celia，别担心，别尖叫！他不会伤害你的。

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Soothing tones , Celia , soothing tones

Celia，用平和的语气，平和的语气

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Okay , I'm sorry , I'm sorry

好的，对不起，对不起

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Here , here Marcel ? Marcel ? I can't stand this

这里，这里，Marcel？Marcel？我受不了这个了

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He's got his claws on my Yeah , all right

他已经把爪子伸向我了，好吧，行吧

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Okay , try this salmon mousse

好的，试试这个三文鱼慕斯

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Mm . Good . Yeah ?

嗯。不错。是吗？

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Is it better than the other salmon mousse ?

它比其他三文鱼慕斯更好吗？

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It's creamier . Yeah ? Well , is that better ?

它更浓郁了。是吗？那么，这样更好吗？

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I don't know We're talking about whipped fish , Monica

我不知道我们在谈论的是鱼糜，Monica

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I'm just happy I'm keeping it down , you know ?

我只是很高兴我能控制住，你知道吗？

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God , what happened to you ?

天哪，你怎么了？

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Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests

长达八个半小时的能力测试,

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intelligence tests , personality tests , and what do I learn ?

智力测验、性格测验，我学到了什么？

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" You're ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation ."

你非常适合在一家大型跨国公司从事数据处理工作。

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That's so great , because you already know how to do that

这真是太棒了，因为你已经知道该怎么做了

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Can you believe it ?

你能相信吗？

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I mean , don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool ?

我是说，难道我不像是那种应该在做一些非常酷的事情的人吗？

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You know , I just always pictured myself doing something

你知道，我一直想象自己在做些什么

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Oh , Chandler , I know , I know

哦，Chandler，我知道，我知道

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Oh , hey , you can see your nipples through this shirt

哦，嘿，透过这件衬衫能看到你的乳头。

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Here you go Maybe this will cheer you up

给你，也许这能让你开心起来

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Ooh , you know , urn , I had a grape about five hours ago

哦，你知道的，呃，我大概五个小时前吃了一颗葡萄。

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so I'd better split this with you

所以我最好和你分摊这个

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It's supposed to be that small It's a pre appetizer

它本来就应该这么小，这是一道开胃前菜。

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The French call it an amuse bouche

法国人称之为开胃小点

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Well , it is amusing

嗯，这挺有趣的

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Hello ? Oh , hi , Wendy Yeah 8 :00

喂？哦，嗨，Wendy。是的，8点。

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What did we say ? Ten dollars an hour ?

我们之前说的是每小时十美元吗？

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Okay , great All right , I'll see you then Bye

好的，太棒了。那到时候见，再见。

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Ten dollars an hour for what ?

一小时十美元是为了什么？

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I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out

我询问了工作中的一位女服务员，看她是否愿意帮我个忙

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Waitressing ?

做女服务员？

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Well , of course I thought of you But

嗯，我当然想到了你，但是

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But But but ?

但是但是但是？

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But , you see , it's just , this night has to go just perfect , you know ?

但是，你看，今晚必须一切顺利，你明白吗？

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and , well , Wendy's more of a professional waitress

而且，Wendy更像是一位专业的服务员

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I see . Yes . And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status

我明白了。是的。而且我一直保持着我的业余身份。

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so that I can waitress in the Olympics

这样我就可以在奥运会上当服务员了

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You know , I don't mean to brag , but I waited tables at Innsbruck in ' 76

你知道，我不是在自夸，但我在1976年曾在Innsbruck当过服务员。

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Amuse bouche ?

开胃小点？

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Talk to me

跟我聊聊

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Okay , uh , ahem

好的，呃，嗯，

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a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning

今天早上在火车上，我遇到了一件怪事

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No , no Talk dirty

不，不要说脏话

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Wow Here ? Come on

哇，这里？别开玩笑了

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Say somethinghot

说点热辣的话题

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What ? Uh ... What ?

什么？呃……什么？

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What ?

什么？

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What ? Vulva

什么？外阴

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" Vulva "?

外阴

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All right , I panicked , all right ? She took me by surprise

好吧，我慌了，行了吧？她让我措手不及。

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You know , but it wasn't a total loss I mean , uh , we ended up cuddling

你知道的，但这并不是完全的损失。我的意思是，嗯，我们最后相拥在一起。

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Whoa , you cuddled ? How many times ?

哇，你们拥抱了？多少次啊？

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Shut up It was nice I just

闭嘴 挺好的 我只是

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I just don't think I'm the dirty talking kind of guy , you know ?

我只是觉得我不是那种会说脏话的人，你懂吗？

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What's the big deal ? You just say what you want to do to her

这有什么大不了的？你直接说你想对她做什么就行了。

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Or what you want her to do to you

或者你想让她对你做什么

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Or what you think other people might be doing to each other

或者你认为其他人可能在互相做什么

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Look , I'll tell you what Just try something on me

听着，我告诉你，先在我身上试试看吧

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Please be kidding

请开个玩笑吧

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Why not ? Come on

为什么不呢？来吧

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Just , just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now

闭上眼睛，告诉我你现在想做什么

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Okay , I'm , uh

好的，我，呃，

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I'm in my apartment

我在我的公寓里

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Yeah , what else ? That's it I'm in my apartment You're not there

是啊，还有别的吗？就这样了，我在我的公寓里，你不在那儿。

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We're not having this conversation

我们不是在讨论这个问题

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All right Look , I'll start , okay ? Joey , please

好吧，听着，我先开始，好吗？Joey，请

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Come on Come on All right , ready ? Look

来吧，来吧，好了，准备好了吗？看

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Oh Ross

哦，Ross

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You get me so hot , I want your lips on me now

你让我如此着迷，我现在就想感受你的双唇

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See ?

明白了吗？

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All right , now you say something I , uh , I really don't think so

好吧，现在你说点别的吧，呃，我真的不这么认为

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Come on

来吧

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You like this woman , right ? You wanna see her again , right ? Sure

你喜欢这个女人，对吧？你想再见到她，对吧？当然。

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Well , if you can't talk dirty to me , how are you gonna talk dirty to her ?

好吧，如果你不能对我说些挑逗的话，那你怎么能对她说呢？

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Now tell me you want to caress my butt

现在告诉我，你想抚摸我的臀部

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Okay , turn around

好的，转过来

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I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this

我只是不想在我做这件事的时候你一直盯着我看

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All right , all right I'm around Go ahead

好了，好了，我在附近，说吧。

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Ahem , I want , urn . Okay , I want to

咳咳，我想，呃。好吧，我想

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feel your hot , soft skin with my lips

用我的双唇感受你炽热柔软的肌肤

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There you go Keep going , keep going

继续前进，继续前进

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I , uh

我，呃，

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I want to take my tongue and

我想用我的舌头

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Say it

说出来

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Run it all over your body until

将其涂抹全身，直到

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you're trembling withwith

你在颤抖

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With ?

和谁？

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Funny story You're not gonna believe this

有趣的故事 你不会相信这个

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It's okay It's okay

没关系 没关系

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I was always rooting for you two kids to get together

我一直都支持你们俩在一起。

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Hey , Chandler , while you were sleeping , that guy from your old job called again

嘿，Chandler，你睡觉的时候，你以前工作的那个家伙又打电话来了

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Oh . Again ?

哦，又来了？

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And again and again and again And again

一次又一次，一次又一次

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Hello ?

你好？

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Heh And again

呵呵，再来一次

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Hey , Mr. Costilick . How's life on the 15th floor ?

嘿，Costilick先生。15楼的生活怎么样？

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Yeah , I miss you too

是啊，我也想你

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Yeah . It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home , you know ?

是啊，你知道的，从自己家里偷笔可没那么有成就感。

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Well , that's very generous Uh , but look , this isn't about the money

嗯，这真是太慷慨了。不过，听着，这跟钱没关系

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You know ? I need something that's more than a job

你知道吗？我需要的不仅仅是一份工作

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I need something I really care about

我需要一些我真正在乎的东西

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And that's on top of the yearend bonus structure you mentioned earlier ?

这是在您之前提到的年终奖金结构之上的吗？

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Your dream Your dream

你的梦想 你的梦想

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Look , Al . Al , I'm not playing hardball here , okay ?

听着，Al。Al，我这不是在跟你玩硬的，好吗？

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This is not a negotiation This is a rejection No No , no No , no

这不是谈判，这是拒绝。不，不，不，不，不。

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No , stop saying numbers !

不，别再念数字了！

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I'm telling you , you've got the wrong guy ! You've got the wrong guy !

我告诉你，你们抓错人了！你们抓错人了！

角色B neutral

I'll see you Monday !

周一见！

角色A neutral

Wow It's huge It's so much bigger than the cubicle

哇，它好大啊，比隔间大多了

角色B neutral

Oh , this is a cube

哦，这是一个立方体

角色A neutral

Look at this

看这个

角色B neutral

You have a window !

你有一个机会！

角色A neutral

Yes , indeedy

确实如此

角色B neutral

With a beautiful view of Oh , look That guy's peeing

眼前是美丽的景色，哦，看，那个家伙在撒尿

角色A neutral

Okay That's enough of the view All right , check this out

好了，风景看够了。好吧，看看这个

角色B neutral

Ahem Okay , sit down here Sit down Okay

咳咳，好的，坐这儿，坐下，好的

角色A neutral

Okay , this is great This is great

好的，这太棒了。这太棒了。

角色B neutral

Ahem You ready ? Yeah

咳咳，准备好了吗？是的

角色A neutral

Helen , could you come in here for a moment ?

Helen，你能进来一下吗？

角色B neutral

Thank you , Helen That'll be all

谢谢，Helen。就这样吧。

角色A neutral

Last time I do that I promise

我保证这是最后一次了

角色B neutral

Wendy , we had a deal

Wendy，我们说好的

角色A neutral

Yeah , you promised

是啊，你答应过的

角色B neutral

Wendy . Wendy . Wendy !

Wendy. Wendy. Wendy!

角色A neutral

Hmm . who was that ?

嗯，那是谁？

角色B neutral

Wendy bailed I have no waitress

Wendy放鸽子了，我没有服务员了

角色A neutral

That's too bad

那真是太遗憾了

角色B neutral

Ten dollars an hour Nope

每小时十美元？不了。

角色A neutral

Twelve dollars an hour

每小时十二美元

角色B neutral

Mon , I wish I could , but I've made plans to walk around

妈妈，我也希望能去，但我已经计划好要出去走走了。

角色A neutral

You know , Rachel , when you ran out on your wedding , I was there for you

你知道的，Rachel，当你逃婚的时候，我一直在你身边。

角色B neutral

I put a roof over your head , and if that means nothing to you

我为你遮风挡雨，如果这对你来说毫无意义

角色A neutral

Twenty dollars an hour

每小时二十美元

角色B neutral

Well hello . Welcome to Monica's . May I take your coat ?

您好，欢迎来到Monica's。需要我帮您拿外套吗？

角色A neutral

Hi , Steve Hello Monica

你好，Steve 你好 Monica

角色B neutral

Hello , greeter girl

你好，迎宾小姐

角色A neutral

This is Rachel Yeah , okay

这是Rachel，好的，没问题

角色B neutral

Mm , everything smells so delicious

嗯，一切都闻起来好香啊

角色A neutral

You know , I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of , okay

你知道吗，我都不记得什么时候闻到过这么美味的组合了，好吧，

角色B neutral

Well , it's a lovely apartment . Oh , thank you . Would you like a tour ?

嗯，这间公寓真不错。哦，谢谢。您想参观一下吗？

角色A neutral

I was just being polite , but all right

我只是出于礼貌，不过好吧

角色B neutral

What ? What's up ?

什么？怎么了？

角色A neutral

In the cab , on the way over , Steve blazed up a doobie

在前往目的地的出租车上，Steve点燃了一支大麻烟卷。

角色B neutral

Smoked a joint , you know ? Lit a bone Weed , hemp , ganja Okay , okay

抽了根大麻，你懂的？点了个烟卷 大麻、麻草、印度大麻 好吧，好吧

角色A neutral

Okay , I'm with you , Cheech Okay

好的，我支持你，Cheech。好的。

角色B neutral

Is it dry in here ?

这里干燥吗？

角色A neutral

Let me , let me get you some wine

让我来，让我给你倒点酒

角色B neutral

Yeah , I think we're ready for our first course

是的，我想我们已经准备好上第一道菜了。

角色A neutral

These are rot shrimp ravioli , and celantro ponzu sauce

这些是虾仁意大利饺子，配以香菜柑橘醋汁

角色B neutral

with just a touch of mints

带有一丝薄荷味

角色A neutral

and ginger

和姜

角色B neutral

Well , smack my ass and call me Judy

哎呀，真是让我大吃一惊。

角色A neutral

These are fantastic Oh , gosh I'm so glad you liked them

这些真是太棒了，哦，天哪，我真高兴你喜欢它们。

角色B neutral

Like them ? I could eat a hundred of them

喜欢它们？我可以吃上一百个。

角色A neutral

Oh Well , urn

哦，好吧，呃

角色B neutral

That's all there are of these

这些就是全部了

角色A neutral

but in about eight and a half minutes , we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets

但大约八分半钟后，我们将提供一些美味的洋葱挞。

角色B neutral

Tartlets Tartlets

小塔饼 小塔饼

角色A neutral

The word has lost all meaning

这个词已经失去了所有意义

角色B neutral

Excuse me . Can I help you with anything ?

请问，有什么可以帮您的吗？

角色A neutral

You know I don't know what I'm looking for

你知道我并不清楚自己在寻找什么

角色B neutral

Oh , cool Taco shells

哦，酷，Taco 壳

角色A neutral

You know , these are , they are like a little corn envelope , you know ?

你知道，这些就像一个小小的玉米信封，明白吗？

角色B neutral

You know what ? You don't want to spoil your appetite Hey Sugar Os

你知道吗？你不想破坏你的胃口，Hey Sugar Os

角色A neutral

You know , if you just wait another six and a half minutes

你知道，如果你再等六分半钟

角色B neutral

Macaroni and cheese We gotta make this

通心粉和奶酪 我们得做这个

角色A neutral

No , we don't

不，我们没有

角色B neutral

Oh , okay

哦，好的

角色A neutral

Oh , sorry

哦，抱歉

角色B neutral

Yeah , why don't you just have a seat here ?

是啊，你为什么不就坐在这里呢？

角色A neutral

Okay Give me the Gummy Bears Yeah , no

好的，给我小熊软糖。嗯，还是算了。

角色B neutral

Give them to me All right , we'll share

把它们给我吧。好吧，我们平分。

角色A neutral

No Give me the Well then you can't have any

不，给我。那你就不能得到任何东西了。

角色B neutral

Give them to me This is not worth it

把它们给我，这不值得

角色A neutral

Oh , oh ! Bear overboard I think he's drowning

哦，哦！熊落水了，我想他快淹死了

角色B neutral

Hey , fellas Grab on a Sugar O Save yourself

嘿，伙计们，抓住机会，拯救自己

角色A neutral

Help ! Help ! I'm drowning . Help ! Help !

救命！救命！我快淹死了。救命！救命！

角色B neutral

That's it , okay ? Dinner is over

就这样吧，好吗？晚餐结束了。

角色A neutral

What ? What ?

什么？什么？

角色B neutral

Why ?

为什么？

角色A neutral

Why ? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this

为什么？只是因为我等了七年才等到这样一个机会，

角色B neutral

and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet ?

你连等四分钟半的愚蠢洋葱小馅饼都等不及吗？

角色A neutral

What a tool

真是个废物

角色B neutral

You don't want to work for a guy like that

你不想为那种人工作

角色A neutral

I know . It's just , I don't know , I just thought this was , you know , it

我知道。只是，我也不清楚，我只是觉得这是，你知道的，就是那样。

角色B neutral

Look , you'll get there You're an amazing chef

看吧，你一定能做到的。你是一位了不起的厨师。

角色A neutral

Yeah , you know all those yummy noises ? I wasn't faking

是啊，你知道那些美味的声响吗？我可没有假装。

角色B neutral

So , uh , how did it go with Celia ?

那么，呃，Celia那边怎么样了？

角色A neutral

Oh uh I was unbelievable All right , Ross

哦，呃，我简直不敢相信。好吧，Ross

角色B neutral

I was the James Michener of dirty talk

我是情话界的James Michener

角色A neutral

It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard

这是你所听过的最为精致的污言秽语

角色B neutral

I mean , there were characters , plot lines , themes , a motif

我的意思是，有角色、情节线、主题，还有一个母题

角色A neutral

At one point , there were villagers

曾经，那里有村民

角色B neutral

Oh , and , uh

哦，还有，呃

角色A neutral

Well , urn , you know , by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk

嗯，呃，你知道，等我们说完那些下流话的时候

角色B neutral

it was kind of late , and we were both kind of exhausted , so

天色已晚，我们俩都有些疲惫，所以

角色A neutral

You cuddled Yeah , which was nice

你们依偎在一起，这很温馨

角色B neutral

You guys want to try and catch a late movie or something ?

你们想不想去看场晚场电影什么的？

角色A neutral

Maybe , but shouldn't we wait for Chandler ? Yeah . Where the hell is he ?

也许吧，但我们是不是该等等Chandler？是啊，他到底去哪儿了？

角色B neutral

Yes , Fran . I know what time it is

是的，Fran。我知道现在几点了。

角色A neutral

but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy !

但我看着WENUS，我并不满意！

角色B neutral

Oh , really , really , really ? Well , let me tell you something

哦，真的吗，真的吗，真的吗？好吧，让我告诉你一件事

角色A neutral

You will care about it , because I care about it . You got it ? Good !

你会关心它的，因为我在乎它。明白了吗？很好！

角色B neutral

How's this ?

这个怎么样？

角色A neutral

Sorry . How about over here ?

抱歉，这边怎么样？

角色B neutral

See , now , that just means it's working

看，现在这就意味着它正在起作用

角色A neutral

Does this hurt ? No

这会疼吗？不

角色B neutral

What about this ?

这个怎么样？

角色A neutral

There you go

给你

角色B neutral

Oh , I'm gonna throw up

哦，我要吐了