Friends S01E17

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Excuse me , Miss It's Phoebe

打扰一下，Phoebe小姐

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Okay , will that be all ?

好的，就这些了吗？

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They're twins

他们是双胞胎

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Phoebe's Phoebe Ursula's hot

Phoebe的Phoebe Ursula很火

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It's for Ursula

这是给Ursula的

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Sure , yeah Okay , fits

当然，好的，可以，合适

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Marcel , give Rossy the remote

Marcel，把遥控器给Rossy

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How did he do this ?

他是怎么做到的？

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It's this whole stupid Ursula thing

都是这个愚蠢的Ursula的事情

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So he's going out with her

所以他要和她约会

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I mean , is it really so terrible ?

我的意思是，这真的有那么糟糕吗？

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You don't know my sister

你不了解我妹妹

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You've gotta talk to Joey

你得跟Joey谈谈

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You aren't gonna lose him

你不会失去他的

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They haven't even slept together yet

他们甚至还没有同床共枕过

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I mean , that's not serious

我是说，那并不严重

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Yeah , may we help you ?

是的，我们能为您提供什么帮助吗？

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Rachel ! Rachel !

Rachel！Rachel！

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I'm okay ! I'm okay !

我没事！我没事！

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Hi , my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights

嗨，我的朋友正在拆我们的圣诞灯饰

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and she fell off the balcony

她从阳台上摔了下来

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and may have broken her foot or ankle or something

可能已经弄伤了她的脚、脚踝或其他部位

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My God , you still have your Christmas lights up ?

天哪，你的圣诞灯饰还没拆下来吗？

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Fill this out , bring it back to me

填好这个，然后拿回来给我

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Okay Here you go

好的，给你。

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All right

好的

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Okay . In case of emergency , call ...?

好的。如有紧急情况，请拨打……？

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Really ?

真的吗？

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Oh , that is so sweet

哦，那真是太贴心了

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Sure !

当然！

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Oh , gosh I love you

哦，天哪，我爱你

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Okay , insurance ?

好的，保险？

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Oh , yeah check it Definitely , I want some of that

哦，没错，我确实想要一些那个。

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You don't have insurance ?

你没有保险吗？

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Why ? How much is this gonna cost ?

为什么？这要花多少钱？

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I have no idea

我不知道

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But Xrays alone could be a couple hundred dollars

但仅X光检查就可能要花费几百美元

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What are we gonna do ?

我们该怎么办？

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There's not much we can do

我们能做的并不多

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Unless , unless I use yours

除非，除非我用你的

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No , no , no , no , no

不，不，不，不，不

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Well , now , wait a second

好吧，现在，等一下

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Who did I just put as my " incase of emergency " person ?

我刚把谁设为我的“紧急联系人”了？

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That's insurance fraud

这是保险欺诈

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Well , all right , then Forget it

好吧，那就算了，忘了吧

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Might as well just go home

不如直接回家吧

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Okay , okay , come here I hate this

好了，好了，过来吧，我讨厌这样

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Thank you Thank you I love you

谢谢 谢谢 我爱你

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Hi , heh Urn , I'm gonna need a new set of these forms

嗨，嗯，我需要一套新的这些表格

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Why ?

为什么？

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I'm really an idiot

我真是个笨蛋

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You see I was filling out my friend's form

你看，我正在填写我朋友的表格

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and instead of putting her information

而不是输入她的信息

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I put mine

我放了我的

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You are an idiot

你真是个白痴

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Yep , that's me I am that stupid

没错，那就是我，我就是那么傻

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I had a dream last night

昨晚我做了一个梦

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where I was playing football with my kid

当时我正在和我的孩子踢足球

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That's nice !

那很好！

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Nice !

不错！

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No , no , with him

不，不，和他一起

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I'm on this field , and they hike me the baby

我在这个场地上，他们把婴儿递给了我

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I know l've gotta do something

我知道我必须做点什么

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because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me

因为Tampa Bay的防守正朝我直冲过来

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Tampa Bay's got a terrible team

Tampa Bay的球队表现糟糕

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Right , but

对，但是

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it is just me and the baby

只有我和宝宝。

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so I'm thinking they can take us

所以我在想他们可以带我们

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And so I , uh , heh

于是，我，呃，呵呵

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I just heave it downfield

我只是把它远远地踢了出去

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What are you , crazy ? That's a baby

你疯了吗？那是个婴儿

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He should take the sack ?

他应该被解雇吗？

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Anyway , suddenly I'm downfield

不管怎样，突然间我就在前场了

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And I realize that

我意识到

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I'm the one who's supposed to catch him , right ?

我才是那个应该抓住他的人，对吧？

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Only I know theres no way

只有我知道这是不可能的

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I'm not gonna get there in time

我无法及时赶到那里

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So I am running and I'm running

所以我跑啊跑

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and that is when I woke up

就在那时我醒了过来

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See I am so not ready to be a father

你看，我还没准备好当父亲呢

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Hey , you're gonna be fine

嘿，你会没事的

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You're one of the most caring

你是最体贴的人之一，

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the most responsible men in North America

北美最负责任的人

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You're gonna make a great dad

你会成为一个好爸爸

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Yeah , Ross You and the baby just need better blocking

是啊，Ross，你和宝宝只是需要更好的掩护。

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Oh , have either of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room ?

哦，你们俩有谁去过Rainbow Room吗？

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Is it real expensive ?

它真的很贵吗？

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Only if you order stuff

只有在你订购东西时

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I'm taking Ursula tonight It's her birthday

今晚我要带Ursula出去，今天是她的生日。

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Whoa , what about Phoebe's birthday ?

哇，Phoebe的生日怎么办？

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When's that ?

那是什么时候？

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Ugh , man , what are the odds of that happening ?

哎呀，老兄，这种事发生的概率有多大啊？

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You take your time

您慢慢来

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There it is

它就在那里

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So , what are you gonna do ?

那么，你打算怎么做？

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What can I do ?

我能做些什么？

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Look , I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula

听着，我不想做任何会搞砸与Ursula关系的事情。

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And your friend Phoebe ?

那么你的朋友Phoebe呢？

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If she is my friend , hopefully she'll understand

如果她是我的朋友，希望她能理解

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I mean , wouldn't you guys ?

我是说，你们不也会这样吗？

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Man , if you tried something like that on my birthday

老兄，如果你在我生日那天搞这种花样

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you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit

你将会面对一场大发雷霆的局面

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You add a pinch of saffron , it makes all the difference

你加了一撮藏红花，效果大不相同

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Okay , uh , Monica ?

好的，呃，Monica？

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Yes !

是的！

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Yes she is

是的，她是

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Hi ! This is my friend Rachel

嗨！这是我的朋友Rachel

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Hi !

你好！

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Hi , uh , Rachel , I'm Dr Mitchell

嗨，呃，Rachel，我是Mitchell医生

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And I'm his friend Dr Rosen

我是他的朋友Rosen博士

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Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor ?

你这么可爱，当医生是不是有点不太合适？

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Excuse me ?

不好意思？

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God , young , young I meant young

天啊，年轻，年轻，我是说年轻

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Young to be a doctor

年轻有为的医生

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Oh good , Rach

哦，太好了，Rach

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Thank you Right

谢谢 Right

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So he said it was just a sprain , and that was it

所以他说那只是扭伤，仅此而已

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You left out the stupid part

你漏掉了愚蠢的部分

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It's not stupid

这并不愚蠢

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The very cute cute cute doctors

非常可爱的医生们

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asked us out for tomorrow night

邀请我们明晚出去

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and I said yes

我答应了

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I think it's totally insane

我觉得这简直太疯狂了

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I mean , they work for the hospital

我的意思是，他们在医院工作

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It's like returning to the scene of the crime

这就像回到了犯罪现场

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Y'know , l say we blow off the dates

你知道吗，我说我们干脆取消这些约会吧

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What ? Monica

什么？Monica

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they are cute They are doctors

他们很可爱，他们是医生。

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Cute doctors Doctors who are cute

可爱的医生 那些可爱的医生

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All right , what have we learned so far ?

好了，到目前为止我们学到了什么？

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Oh , God !

哦，天哪！

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Surprise !

惊喜！

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What the hell are you doing ? You scared the crap out of me

你到底在干什么？你把我吓得半死。

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Was that the cake ?

那是蛋糕吗？

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Yeah , yeah I got a lemon shmush

是啊，是啊，我买了个烂货

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Come on She'll be here any minute

快点，她随时都会到。

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I hope it's okay

希望这没问题

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Happy Birthday , Peehee

生日快乐，Peehee

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Maybe we can make a B out of one of those roses

也许我们可以用其中一朵玫瑰做成一个B

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Yeah , we'll just use our special cake tools

是的，我们就用我们专门的蛋糕工具吧

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Hey , what's going on ?

嘿，发生什么事了？

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Oh we just

哦，我们只是

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This is so great Oh , my God

这真是太棒了，我的天啊

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This was not at all scary

这一点都不吓人

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Hi , everybody Hi , Betty

大家好，Betty你好

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Betty , hi

Betty，你好

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You found Betty Oh , my gosh This is so great

你找到了Betty，天哪，这真是太棒了

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Everybody I love is in the same room

我所爱的每个人都在同一个房间里

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Where's Joey ?

Joey在哪儿？

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Did you see Betty ?

你看到Betty了吗？

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I tell you one thing , I wouldn't mind

我告诉你一件事，我不会介意

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having a piece of this sundried tomato business

涉足这个番茄干生意

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Five years ago , if somebody had said to me

五年前，如果有人对我说

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" Here's a tomato that looks like a prune "

这有一个看起来像西梅的番茄

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l'd say " Get out of my office ."

我会说：“滚出我的办公室。”

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Dad , before I was born did you freak out at all ?

爸爸，在我出生之前，你有没有感到特别紧张？

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I'm not freaking out I'm just saying

我没有慌，我只是在说

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if someone had come to me with the idea

如果有人向我提出这个想法

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Dad , Dad , Dad I'm talking about the whole , baby thing

爸爸，爸爸，爸爸，我在说关于整个宝宝的事情

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Did you , uh , ever get this sort of panicky

你有没有，呃，曾经感到过这种恐慌，

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" Oh , my God , I'm gonna be a father " kind of a thing ?

“哦，天哪，我要当爸爸了”这种感觉？

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No , your mother really did the work

不，你妈妈确实做了这些工作

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I was busy with the business

我正忙于生意。

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I wasn't around that much

我那时不常在。

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Is that what this is about ?

这就是这件事的原因吗？

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No , no , Dad I was just wondering

不，不，爸爸，我只是在想

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There's time to make up for that

还有时间弥补

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We can do stuff together

我们可以一起做事情

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You always wanted to go to colonial Williamsburg

你一直想去殖民时期的威廉斯堡

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How about we do that ?

我们那样做怎么样？

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Thanks , Dad Really , heh

谢谢，爸爸。真的，呵呵。

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You know , I just , I just

你知道，我只是，我只是

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I just needed to know , urn

我只是想知道，嗯

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when did you start to feel like a father ?

你什么时候开始觉得自己像个父亲了？

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Oh . Well , I guess it must have been

哦。好吧，我想一定是这样。

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the day after you were born

你出生的第二天

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We were in the hospital room , your mother was asleep

我们在医院的病房里，你母亲睡着了

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and they brought you in and gave you to me

他们把你带进来，然后把你交给了我

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You were this ugly little red thing

你曾是那个丑陋的小红东西

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And all of a sudden

突然间，

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you grabbed my finger with your whole fist

你用整个拳头抓住了我的手指

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and you squeezed it so tight

而你却把它握得那么紧

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And that's when I knew

就在那时，我明白了

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So you don't want to go to Williamsburg ?

所以你不想去Williamsburg吗？

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We can go to Williamsburg

我们可以去Williamsburg

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Eat your fish

吃你的鱼

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Rachel , the cute doctors are here

Rachel，可爱的医生们来了

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Okay , coming

好的，马上来

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Hi , come on in . Hey , Michael , Jeffrey

嗨，快进来吧。嘿，Michael，Jeffrey

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Hi Hi

嗨 嗨

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Uh , here , we brought wine

呃，这里，我们带了葡萄酒

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Look at this It's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine

看看这个，它来自Ernest和Tova Borgnine的酒窖

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So how could we resist ?

那么我们怎能抗拒呢？

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Oh , that's great Look at that

哦，太棒了，快看那个

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So , Monica , how's the ankle ?

那么，Monica，你的脚踝怎么样了？

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lt's , uh

这是，呃

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Why don't you tell them ?

你为什么不告诉他们？

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After all , it is your ankle

毕竟，这是你的脚踝

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You know it's feeling a lot better Thank you

你知道的，感觉好多了，谢谢你。

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Listen , why don't you guys sit down

听着，你们为什么不坐下来呢，

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and we'll get you some glasses

我们会给你配一副眼镜

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Okay , listen , I'm thinking

好吧，听着，我在想

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why don't we just tell them who we really are ?

我们为什么不直接告诉他们我们到底是谁呢？

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l mean it'll be fine I really think it will be fine

我是说一切都会好起来的，我真的认为一切都会好起来的。

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It will not be fine We'll get in trouble

天气不会转晴，我们会遇到麻烦。

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Monica , would you stop being such a wuss ?

Monica，你能不能别这么胆小？

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A wuss ? Excuse me for living in the real world , okay ?

懦夫？抱歉，我只是生活在现实世界中，好吗？

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So ?

所以呢？

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So they still seem normal

所以他们看起来仍然正常

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That's because they are

那是因为他们

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You have to admit

你必须承认，

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when we go out with women we meet at the hospital , turns

当我们与在医院认识的女性外出时，情况会变得

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Would you relax ? Take a look around

你能放松点吗？四处看看

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There are no pagan altars

这里没有异教祭坛

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no piles of bones in the corners

角落里没有成堆的骨头

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They're fine . Go like this :

他们很好。这样做：

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I said we are not going to do it , okay ?

我说我们不会这么做的，好吗？

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Sometimes you can be such a big baby

有时候你真是个大孩子

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I am not a baby Be serious

我不是小孩子，认真点

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You get uptight You act like a princess

你变得紧张，表现得像个公主

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You know what ? What ?

你知道吗？什么？

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Every day you are becoming more and more like your mother

你一天比一天更像你母亲了

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Excuse me Hello , here we go

打扰一下，你好，我们开始吧

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This is a great place . How long have you lived here ?

这是个很棒的地方。你住在这里多久了？

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Thanks , I've been here about six years

谢谢，我来这里大约有六年了。

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And Rachel moved in a few months ago

Rachel几个月前搬了进来

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See , I was supposed to get married

你看，我本来是要结婚的

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but , urn , I left the guy at the altar

但是，呃，我在婚礼上抛弃了那个家伙

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Really ? Yeah

真的吗？是的

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Yeah I know its pretty selfish , but

是的，我知道这很自私，但是

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hey , that's me

嘿，那就是我

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Why don't you try the hummus ?

为什么不试试鹰嘴豆泥呢？

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So , Monica , what do you do ?

那么，Monica，你是做什么的？

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I am a chef at a restaurant uptown

我是一家位于上城区的餐厅的厨师

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Oh , good for you Yeah , it is

哦，真为你高兴，确实如此

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Mostly because I get to boss people around

主要是因为我能够对别人发号施令，

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which I just love to do

这正是我乐此不疲的事情

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Well , this hummus is great

嗯，这鹰嘴豆泥真不错

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God bless the chickpea

愿上帝保佑鹰嘴豆

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I am so spoiled

我太被宠坏了

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That's it

就这样

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And by the way , have I mentioned that back in high school

顺便说一下，我有没有提到过在高中时

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I was a cow ?

我是一头牛？

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I used to wet my bed

我以前会尿床

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I use my breasts to get other people's attention

我用我的胸部来吸引别人的注意

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We both do that

我们俩都这么做

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Monica and Rachel's apartment

Monica和Rachel的公寓

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UhUh , yeah , just one second Uh Rachel , it's your dad

呃，嗯，等一下。呃，Rachel，是你爸爸。

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Hi , Dad

嗨，爸爸

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No no It's me

不，不，是我

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Listen , Dad , I can't talk right now Urn

听着，爸爸，我现在不方便说话。呃……

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But there's something , urn

但是有些事情，嗯

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There's something that I've been meaning to tell you

有件事我一直想告诉你

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Just excuse me for a second

请稍等我一下

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Remember back in freshman year ?

还记得大一那会儿吗？

角色B neutral

Well , Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed

嗯，Billy Dreskin 和我在你的床上发生了关系

角色A neutral

Daddy , Daddy , Daddy

爸爸，爸爸，爸爸

角色B neutral

Why , why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin ?

为什么，我为什么要和Billy Dreskin睡觉？

角色A neutral

His father tried to put you out of business

他的父亲试图让你破产

角色B neutral

You are dead

你死了

角色A neutral

Ross , he's got the remote again

Ross，他又拿到遥控器了

角色B neutral

Maybe he can switch it back

也许他能把它换回来

角色A neutral

Maybe not

也许不是

角色B neutral

Hello ?

你好？

角色A neutral

Uh , ueah Uh

呃，是的，呃

角色B neutral

Okay , uh , hold on a second and let me

好的，呃，稍等一下，让我

角色A neutral

let me just check and see if she's here

让我先确认一下她是否在这里

角色B neutral

It's the woman from the hospital admissions office

是医院挂号处的那位女士

角色A neutral

There's a problem with the form

表格有问题

角色B neutral

Oh , God , what do we do ?

哦，天哪，我们该怎么办？

角色A neutral

I don't know Just find out what they want

我不知道，弄清楚他们想要什么

角色B neutral

Find out what they want

找出他们想要什么

角色A neutral

Okay No , you do it

好的，不，你来吧

角色B neutral

Hello , this is Monica

你好，我是Monica

角色A neutral

Yeah ? Oh , okay !

是吗？哦，好吧！

角色B neutral

Yes , we'll be right down Thank you

好的，我们马上下来，谢谢。

角色A neutral

what ?

什么？

角色B neutral

We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms

我们忘记签署其中一份入学表格

角色A neutral

Oh ! Okay , you were right , you were right

哦！好吧，你是对的，你是对的。

角色B neutral

This was just not worth it

这根本不值得

角色A neutral

Thank you

谢谢

角色B neutral

Okay , let me just change

好的，让我调整一下

角色A neutral

Hey Hey

嘿 嘿

角色B neutral

Trouble ?

遇到麻烦了吗？

角色A neutral

Your sister stood me up the other night

你妹妹那天晚上放了我鸽子

角色B neutral

Oh , no

哦，不

角色A neutral

Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you ?

难道你不讨厌那些在你需要时不在身边的人吗？

角色B neutral

Did you try calling her ?

你试过给她打电话吗？

角色A neutral

I've been trying for two days

我已经尝试了两天了

角色B neutral

When I called the restaurant

当我打电话给餐厅时

角色A neutral

they said she was too busy to talk

他们说她没有时间交谈

角色B neutral

I can't believe she's blowing me off

我简直不敢相信她竟然放我鸽子。

角色A neutral

Urn , you got a minute ?

呃，你有空吗？

角色B neutral

Urn , yeah , I'm just working

嗯，是的，我只是在工作

角色A neutral

So U hhuh ?

所以，嗯？

角色B neutral

Urn , oh , I got you a birthday present

嗯，哦，我给你准备了一份生日礼物

角色A neutral

Oh , wow , you remembered

哦，哇，你还记得啊

角色B neutral

Oh It's a Judy Jetson Thermos

哦，这是一个Judy Jetson保温瓶

角色A neutral

Right Like the kind you

对，就像你那样的

角色B neutral

Right Oh , I got something for you too

对了，哦，我也有东西要给你

角色A neutral

How'd you know I was coming ?

你怎么知道我要来？

角色B neutral

Urn , yeah , urn , twin thing

嗯，是的，嗯，双胞胎的事

角色A neutral

I can't believe you did this

我真不敢相信你竟然这么做了

角色B neutral

I can't believe you

我真不敢相信你

角色A neutral

did this

做了这个

角色B neutral

So , what's the deal with , urn , you and Joey ?

那么，你和Joey之间是怎么回事？

角色A neutral

Oh , right

哦，对了

角色B neutral

He is so great But that's over

他真的很棒，但那是过去的事了。

角色A neutral

Does he know ? Who ?

他知道吗？谁？

角色B neutral

Joey You know , urn , he's really nutsy about you

Joey，你知道的，呃，他真的对你非常着迷。

角色A neutral

He is ? Why ?

他是？为什么？

角色B neutral

You got me

你抓住我了

角色A neutral

Right . Excuse me , doesn't this come with a side salad ?

对。请问，这个不是配有一份沙拉吗？

角色B neutral

So , urn , are you gonna call him ?

那么，呃，你打算给他打电话吗？

角色A neutral

What , you think he likes me ?

什么，你觉得他喜欢我？

角色B neutral

No Joey

没有Joey

角色A neutral

Oh , no , no He is so smart He'll figure it out

哦，不，不。他那么聪明，一定会想明白的。

角色B neutral

Do you want some chicken ?

你想要一些鸡肉吗？

角色A neutral

No , no , no food with a face , remember ?

不，不，不要有脸的食物，记得吗？

角色B neutral

You have not changed

你一点都没变

角色A neutral

Yeah , you too

你也是

角色B neutral

Hi ! Remember us ?

嗨！还记得我们吗？

角色A neutral

Urn , yeah , you just called a little while ago

嗯，是的，你刚刚才打过电话

角色B neutral

about needing a signature on the admissions form ?

关于需要在入学申请表上签名的事吗？

角色A neutral

Well , it turns out we need a whole new one

嗯，结果是我们需要一个全新的。

角色B neutral

Because , urn , you see

因为，呃，你看

角色A neutral

I put the wrong name again

我又写错名字了

角色B neutral

Because You're that stupid

因为你就是这么蠢

角色A neutral

I am I'm that stupid

我就是那个笨蛋

角色B neutral

Yeah , and I'm just gonna pay for this with a check

好的，我打算用支票支付这个。

角色A neutral

You know , your insurance will cover that

你知道的，你的保险会覆盖那部分费用。

角色B neutral

Yeah I know I'm just not that bright either

是啊，我知道我也不怎么聪明。

角色A neutral

Okay , worst case scenario :

好吧，最坏的情况是：

角色B neutral

Say you never feel like a father

说你从未感受到父亲的感觉

角色A neutral

Say your son never feels connected to you as one

说你的儿子从未觉得与你有任何联系

角色B neutral

Say all of his relationships are affected by this

他所有的关系都受到了这件事的影响

角色A neutral

Do you have a point ?

你有道理吗？

角色B neutral

You know , you'd think I would

你知道，你会以为我会

角色A neutral

What's up with the simian ?

这只猴子怎么了？

角色B neutral

It's just a fur ball

它只是个毛球

角色A neutral

Okay , whose turn is it ?

好了，轮到谁了？

角色B neutral

Yours I just got 43 points for " KIENEY "

你的“KIENEY”刚刚获得了43分

角色A neutral

No , you got zero points for " IDNEY "

不，你在“IDNEY”上得了零分

角色B neutral

I had a " K ". Where's my " K "?

我有一个“K”。我的“K”在哪里？

角色A neutral

You've got to help me My monkey swallowed a " K "

你得帮帮我，我的猴子吞下了一个“K”

角色B neutral

You had to get that animal out of here

你得把那动物弄出去

角色A neutral

No , you don't understand

不，你不明白

角色B neutral

The animal hospital is way across town

动物医院在城镇的另一头

角色A neutral

He's choking I don't know what else to do

他噎住了，我不知道还能做些什么

角色B neutral

What's going on ?

发生了什么事？

角色A neutral

Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile

Marcel吞下了一块Scrabble拼字游戏的字母块

角色B neutral

Excuse me This hospital is for people

请问，这家医院是给人们

角色A neutral

Lady , he is people . He has a name , okay ?

女士，他是人。他有名字，好吗？

角色B neutral

He watches Jeopardy

他看《Jeopardy》

角色A neutral

he touches himself when nobody's watching

他在没人注意的时候触碰自己

角色B neutral

Please , please , have a heart

求求你，发发慈悲吧

角色A neutral

I'll take a look at him

我会看看他

角色B neutral

Oh , thank you

哦，谢谢

角色A neutral

Michael Rachel

Michael Rachel

角色B neutral

Oh ! Hi !

哦！嗨！

角色A neutral

What are you doing here ? I've been trying to call you

你在这里做什么？我一直在试着给你打电话。

角色B neutral

Listen , urn

听着，嗯

角色A neutral

No , no , don't say " listen "

不，不，别说“听着”

角色B neutral

I know that " listen " I've said that " listen "

我知道那个“听”，我已经说过那个“听”了

角色A neutral

I'm sorry

我很抱歉

角色B neutral

I don't get it . What happened ?

我不明白。发生了什么事？

角色A neutral

What about everything you said under the bridge ?

你在桥下说的那些话呢？

角色B neutral

Yeah , urn , ahem

嗯，呃，咳咳

角色A neutral

You know , you should just forget about what I said under the bridge

你知道吗，你应该忘掉我在桥下说的那些话。

角色B neutral

I was talking crazy that night I was so drunk

那晚我醉得厉害，说了些胡话。

角色A neutral

You don't drink

你不喝酒

角色B neutral

That's right , I don't

没错，我没有

角色A neutral

But I was drunk on you

但我为你而沉醉

角色B neutral

Oh Urs

哦，Urs

角色A neutral

Okay , yeah , so it's not gonna work

好吧，是的，所以这行不通

角色B neutral

Why ? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe ?

为什么？是因为我和Phoebe是朋友吗？

角色A neutral

If it was , would you stop hanging out with her ?

如果是这样，你会停止和她来往吗？

角色B neutral

No , no , I couldn't do that

不，不，我不能那样做

角色A neutral

Urn , then , yeah , it's ' cause of Phoebe

嗯，那么，是的，是因为Phoebe

角色B neutral

So , you know , it's either her or me

所以，你知道的，要么是她，要么是我

角色A neutral

Then , uh Then I'm sorry

那么，呃，那么我很抱歉

角色B neutral

You know , you're gonna be really , really hard to get over

你知道的，要忘记你真的非常非常难

角色A neutral

I know

我知道

角色B neutral

I don't know whether it's just because were breaking up or what

我不知道这是否仅仅是因为我们要分手了，还是其他什么原因。

角色A neutral

but you have never looked so beautiful

但你从未如此美丽过

角色B neutral

Pheebs ?

Pheebs?

角色A neutral

He looks so tiny

他看起来好小

角色B neutral

We just got the message . Is he all right ?

我们刚刚收到消息。他还好吗？

角色A neutral

Yeah , the doctor got the " K " out

是的，医生把那个“K”取出来了

角色B neutral

He also found an " M " and an " O "

他还发现了一个“M”和一个“O”

角色A neutral

We think he was trying to spell out " MONKEY "

我们认为他当时试图拼出‘MONKEY’这个词。

角色B neutral

The doctor says he's gonna be fine

医生说他会没事的

角色A neutral

He's just sleeping now

他现在只是在睡觉

角色B neutral

So you feel like a dad yet ?

那么，你觉得自己像个爸爸了吗？

角色A neutral

No . Why ?

不。为什么？

角色B neutral

Hey , come on , you came through

嘿，来吧，你做到了

角色A neutral

You did what you had to do

你做了你必须做的事

角色B neutral

That is very dad

这很老爸

角色A neutral

Oh , look , he's waking up

哦，看，他醒了

角色B neutral

Hey , fella . How you doing ?

嘿，伙计。你怎么样？