Friends S01E10

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Guys ? There's , uh , somebody I'd like you to meet

各位？呃，有个人我想让你们认识一下。

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W-wait . What is that ?

等、等一下。那是什么？

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That would be Marcel You wanna say hi ? No No , I don't

那是Marcel。你想打个招呼吗？不，不，我不想。

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Oh , he is precious . Where did you get him ?

哦，他真是可爱极了。你是在哪里找到他的？

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My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab

我的朋友Bethel从某个实验室救了他

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That is so cruel

这真是太残忍了

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Why ? Why would a parent name their child Bethel ?

为什么？为什么父母会给他们的孩子取名为Bethel？

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Hey , that monkey's got a Ross on its ass

嘿，那只猴子的屁股上有个Ross

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Ross , is he gonna live with you , like , in your apartment ?

Ross，他会和你一起住吗，比如，在你的公寓里？

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Yeah . I mean , it's been kind of quiet since Carol left , so

是啊。我是说，自从Carol离开后，这里就变得有些安静了，所以

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Why don't you just get a roommate ?

你为什么不找个室友呢？

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Ah , I don't know . I think you reach a certain age

啊，我不知道。我觉得你到了某个年纪

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having a roommate is kind of pathe , uh

有个室友真是有点可悲，呃，

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sorry , that's " pathet ", which is Sanskrit for " really cool way to live "

抱歉，那是“pathet”，在梵语中意为“真正酷的生活方式”

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Hey guys , I'm doing all new material tonight

嘿，各位，今晚我会带来全新的内容。

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I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide

我有12首关于我母亲自杀的新歌

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and one about a snowman

还有一个关于雪人的故事

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Might want to open with the snowman

或许可以从雪人开始

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Hey , Joey Hey , buddy

嘿，Joey 嘿，伙计

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So , how'd it go ?

那么，情况如何？

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Ah , I didn't get the job

唉，我没得到那份工作

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How could you not get it ? You were Santa last year

你怎么会不明白呢？去年你就是圣诞老人啊。

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I don't know Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager

我不知道，有个胖子和商店经理睡在一起。

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He's not even jolly It's all political

他一点也不开心，这一切都是政治手段。

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So , what are you gonna be ?

那么，你打算成为什么样的人呢？

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Ah , I'm gonna be one of his helpers

啊，我要成为他的助手之一了

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It's just such a slap in the face , you know ?

这简直就是在打脸，你懂吗？

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Hey , do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's ?

嘿，你们知道新年打算做什么吗？

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Gee , what ? What is wrong with New Year's ?

哎呀，什么？新年有什么问题吗？

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Nothing for you You have Paolo

没有你的份 你有Paolo

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You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday

你不必面对这个假期的可怕压力

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desperate scramble to find anything with lips

疯狂地寻找任何有嘴唇的东西

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just so can have someone to kiss when the ball drops Man , I'm talking loud

这样在球落下时就有个人可以亲吻了，伙计，我说话声音很大

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Well , for your information , Paolo's gonna be in Rome this New Year

好吧，告诉你一声，Paolo今年新年会在Rome。

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So I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you

所以我会和你们其他人一样可悲

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Yeah , you wish

你想得美

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It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday

我只是厌倦了成为这个Dick Clark节日的受害者

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I say this year , no dates , we make a pact

我说今年，不约会，我们立个约定

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Just the six of us . Dinner

就我们六个人。晚餐

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Yeah , okay Alright

好的，没问题

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You know , I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm

你知道的，我原本期待能听到更热情一些的回应。

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Woo ! Yeah !

哇！耶！

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Phoebe , you're on Oh Oh , good

Phoebe，轮到你了。哦，太好了。

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Okay , hi . Ladies and gentlemen , back by popular demand

好的，大家好。女士们先生们，应大家的要求，我们再次回归。

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Miss Phoebe Buffay . Wooh !

Phoebe Buffay小姐。哇哦！

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Thanks Hi

谢谢 Hi

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Urn , I want to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year

嗯，我想从一首对我来说在这个时节意义非凡的歌开始。

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I made a man with eyes of coal

我用煤块做了一双眼睛的人

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And a smile so bewitchin'

还有那迷人的微笑

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How was I supposed to know

我怎么会知道

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That my mom was dead in the kitchen ?

我妈妈在厨房里去世了？

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My mother's ashes

我母亲的骨灰

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Even her eyelashes

甚至连她的睫毛

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Are resting in a little yellow jar

正安放在一个小黄罐子里

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And sometimes when it's freezing I'm being honest here

有时候天气寒冷时，我实话实说

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You don't agree

你不同意

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I feel a little sneezy You're right

我感觉有点想打喷嚏，你说得对

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And now I ... Excuse me ? Excuse me ?

现在，我……不好意思？不好意思？

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Yeah , noisy boys

是啊，吵闹的男孩们

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Is it something that you'd like to share with the entire group ?

这是你想和整个团队分享的内容吗？

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No No , that's that's okay

不不，没关系

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Well , come on , if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing

好吧，来吧，如果这件事重要到需要在我玩的时候讨论

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then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear

那么我认为这件事对其他人来说也足够重要，值得一听

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That guy's going home with a note

那家伙带着一张纸条回家了

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No . I was , I was just saying to my Could you speak up please ?

不。我，我刚才正在对我的……您能大点声说话吗？

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I wa , I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my life

我，我刚才还在跟我的朋友说，我觉得你是我这辈子见过的最美的女人。

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And then he said that you said you thought Darryl Hannah

然后他说你认为Darryl Hannah

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Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life

Daryl Hannah是他一生中见过的最美丽的女人

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And I said , yeah , I liked her in Splash , a lot

我说，是的，我很喜欢她在《美人鱼》中的表现，非常喜欢。

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but not so much in in Wall Street

但在华尔街却不那么明显

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I thought she had kind of a Hard quality

我觉得她有一种坚韧的特质

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And , uh , while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way

而且，虽然Daryl Hannah的美是传统意义上的，

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you are , uh , luminous with a kind of delicate grace

你散发着一种细腻优雅的光芒

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Then uh , that , that , that's when you started yelling

然后，呃，那，那，那就是你开始大喊大叫的时候

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Okay , we're gonna take a short break

好的，我们稍作休息

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Hey , that guy's going home with more than a note

嘿，那家伙带回家的可不止一张纸条

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Come here , Marcel Sit here

过来，Marcel，坐这儿

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Pheebs I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet

Pheebs，我真不敢相信他还没亲你

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I mean , God , by my sixth date with Paolo

我是说，天哪，等到我和Paolo第六次约会的时候

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I mean , he had already named both my breasts

我是说，他已经给我的两个乳房都取了名字

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Ooh , did I just share too much ?

哦，我是不是说得太多了？

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Just a smidge

只是一点点

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Davids , like , you know , scientist guy He's very methodical

Davids，就是那个，你知道的，科学家。他做事非常有条理。

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I think it's romantic . Me too . Oh !

我觉得这很浪漫。我也是。哦！

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Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman ?

你看过《军官与绅士》吗？

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Well , he's kind of like the guy I went to see that with

嗯，他有点像和我一起去看那部电影的那个人

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Except he's smarter , and gentler , and sweeter

只是他更聪明、更温和、更体贴

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I just , I just want to be with him all the time

我只是，我只是想一直和他在一起

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Day and night And night and day

日日夜夜 夜夜日日

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And special occasions

以及特殊场合

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Wait a minute , wait , I see where this is going . You're gonna ask him to New Year's . Aren't you ?

等一下，等等，我明白你的意思了。你是要邀请他一起过新年，对吧？

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You're gonna break the pact She's gonna break the pact

你会打破这个约定 她会打破这个约定

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No , no , no , no , no , no

不，不，不，不，不，不

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Yeah , could I just ?

嗯，我可以吗？

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Yeah ,' cause I already asked Janice . What ?!

是啊，因为我已经问过Janice了。什么？！

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Come on , this was a pact This was your pact

拜托，这可是一个约定，是你的约定。

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I snapped , okay ? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped

我崩溃了，行了吧？我承受不住压力，彻底崩溃了。

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Yeah , but Janice ? That that was like the worst breakup in history

是啊，但Janice？那简直是史上最糟糕的分手。

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I'm not saying it was a good idea I'm saying I snapped

我并没有说这是个好主意，我只是说我当时失控了。

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Hi Hi , sorry I'm late

嗨嗨，抱歉我迟到了

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Too many jokes

太多笑话了

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Must mock Joey

必须嘲笑Joey

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Nice shoes , huh ?

这双鞋不错吧？

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Aah , you're killing me

哎呀，你要把我急死了

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Ross He's playing with my spatulas again

Ross又在玩我的锅铲了

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Look , he's not gonna hurt them , right ?

听着，他不会伤害他们的，对吧？

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Do you always have to bring him here ?

你非得每次都带他来这儿吗？

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Look , I didn't wanna leave him alone . Alright ?

听着，我不想把他一个人丢下。好吗？

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We , we had our first fight this morning

我们，我们今天早上第一次吵架了

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I think it has to do with my working late I said some things that I didn't mean

我想这和我工作到很晚有关，我说了一些言不由衷的话。

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he threw some faeces

他扔了一些粪便

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You know , if you're gonna work late , I could look in on him for you

你知道，如果你要加班，我可以帮你去看看他。

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Oh , that would be great Okay

哦，那太好了。好的。

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But if you do , make sure it seems like you're there to see him , okay ?

但如果你真的去了，一定要表现得像是专程去看他的，好吗？

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And you're not , like doing it as a favor to me

而且你这么做，并不是为了帮我一个忙

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Okay But if he asks , I'm not going to lie

好吧，但如果他问起来，我不会撒谎

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But you can't actually test this theory

但你实际上无法验证这个理论

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Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough

因为如今的粒子加速器还远未达到足够的功率

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to simulate these conditions

模拟这些条件

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Okay Alright I have a question then Yeah

好的，明白了，那我有个问题，嗯

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Were you planning on kissing me ever ?

你原本打算亲我吗？

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Uh , that's definitely a valid question

嗯，这确实是个合理的问题

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and , uh , the answer

然后，呃，答案

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would be yes

会是肯定的

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Yes I was

是的，我是

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But see , I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss

但你看，我希望这是一个非同寻常的吻

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that happened at this phenomenal moment , because , well , it's you

那发生在这个非凡时刻的事情，因为，嗯，是你

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Right But , see , the longer I waited , the more phenomenal the kiss had to be

没错，但是你看，我等待得越久，那个吻就必须越惊艳。

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And now , we've reached a place

而现在，我们已经到达了一个地方

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where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like

这只能是那种我刚好喜欢的事情之一

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sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it

把桌上的东西一扫而空，然后将你按在桌上

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And , uh , I'm not really a , uh , sweeping sort of fella

而且，呃，我并不是那种喜欢大动干戈的人

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Oh , David , I , I think you are a sweeping sort of fella

哦，David，我觉得你是个很有魅力的家伙

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I mean , you're a sweeper !

我的意思是，你是个清洁工！

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Trapped inside a physicist's body

被困在物理学家的身体里

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Really ? Oh , yeah Oh , I'm sure of it

真的吗？哦，是的，哦，我确信这一点

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You should just do it Just sweep and throw me

你应该直接去做，直接扫一扫然后把我扔掉

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Now ? Now ? Oh yeah , right now

现在？现在？哦，对，就是现在

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Okay Okay , okay

好的好的，好的

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You know what ? This was just really expensive

你知道吗？这真的很贵。

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And I'll take , this was a gift

我会收下，这是一份礼物

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Okay , now you're just kind of tidying . Okay , what the hell ? What the hell ?

好吧，现在你只是在整理东西。好吧，这是什么情况？这是什么情况？

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You want me to actually throw you or you , you wanna just hop ?

你是想让我真的把你扔过去，还是你自己跳过去？

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I can hop

我能单脚跳

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So tell me something , what does the phase " no date pact " mean to you ?

那么告诉我，对你来说，“无约会协议”这个短语意味着什么？

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I'm sorry , okay ?

对不起，好吗？

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It's just that Chandler has somebody and Phoebe has somebody

只是Chandler有伴了，Phoebe也有伴了

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I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby

我想我会问问Fun Bobby

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Fun Bobby , your exboyfriend , Fun Bobby ? Yeah

Fun Bobby，你的前男友，Fun Bobby？是的

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You know more than one Fun Bobby ?

你认识不止一个Fun Bobby吗？

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I happen to know a Fun Bob

我恰好认识一个有趣的Bob

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Okay Here we go

好的，我们开始吧

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Whoa , whoa , whoa There's no room for milk

哇，哇，哇，这里没有放牛奶的地方

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There Now there is

现在有了

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Okay , so on our no date evening

好的，那么在我们没有约会的晚上

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three of you now are gonna to have dates

你们三个现在要去约会了

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Uh , four Four

呃，四 四

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Five Five

Five Five

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Sorry Paolo's catching an earlier flight

抱歉，Paolo 要赶早一班的飞机

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Yeah And I met this really hot single mom at the store Ha , ha

是啊，我在店里遇到了一个超级性感的单身妈妈，哈哈。

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What's an elf to do ?

精灵该怎么办呢？

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Okay , so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone

好吧，看来我要独自一人站在那里了

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when the ball drops ?

当球落下时？

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Oh come on We'll have a big party , and no one will know who's with who

哦，得了吧。我们会举办一场盛大的派对，没人会知道谁和谁在一起。

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Hey , you know , this is so not what I needed right now

嘿，你知道的，这真不是我此刻需要的。

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What's the matter ? Oh , it's , it's Marcel

怎么了？哦，是，是Marcel

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He keeps shutting me out , you know ?

他总是把我拒之门外，你知道吗？

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He's walking around all the time , dragging his hands

他一直在四处走动，双手无力地垂着

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That's so weird I had such a blast with him the other night

真奇怪，前几天晚上我和他玩得特别开心。

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Really ? Yeah , we played We watched TV

真的吗？是的，我们玩了，我们看了电视。

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That juggling thing is amazing

那个杂技表演真是令人惊叹

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What , uh ...?

什么，呃...？

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What juggling thing ?

什么杂耍的事？

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With the balled up socks ? I figured you taught him that

用卷起来的袜子？我以为是你教他的

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You know , it wasn't that big a deal He just balled up socks

你知道的，这其实没什么大不了的。他只是把袜子团成了一团。

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And a melon

还有一个甜瓜

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Phoebe . Hi . Hi Max . Hey , do you know everybody ?

Phoebe。嗨。嗨，Max。嘿，你认识大家吗？

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No . Have you seen David ?

没有。你见到David了吗？

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No , he hasn't been around

不，他最近没来过

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Well , if you see him , tell him to pack his bags We are going to Minsk

好吧，如果你见到他，告诉他收拾行李，我们要去Minsk了。

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Minsk ? Minsk It's in Russia

明斯克？明斯克在俄罗斯

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I know where Minsk is

我知道明斯克在哪里

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Ha , ha We got the grant

哈哈，我们拿到了资助。

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Three years , all expenses paid

三年，所有费用全包

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So when , when do you leave ?

那么，你什么时候离开？

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January first

1月1日

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Hello ?

你好？

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Hey Hi

嘿 你好

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Hi , what are you doing here ? Urn , well , Max told me about Minsk

嗨，你在这里做什么？呃，嗯，Max跟我提到了Minsk

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So , congratulations ! This is so exciting !

所以，恭喜你！这真是太令人兴奋了！

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It'd be even more exciting if we were going

如果我们能去的话，那将会更加令人兴奋。

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Oh , you're not going ? Oh , why ?

哦，你不去吗？哦，为什么？

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Tell her , David

告诉她，David

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" I don't wanna go to Minsk

我不想去明斯克

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to work with Lipson and Yamaguchi and Flank

与Lipson、Yamaguchi和Flank合作

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No , no , no . I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend !!"

不不不，我想留在这里和我的女朋友亲热！

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Okay , thank you , Max Thank you

好的，谢谢你，Max。谢谢你。

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So , so you're really not going ?

所以，你真的不去了吗？

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I don't know . I don't know what I'm gonna do . I just

我不知道。我不知道我该怎么办。我只是

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You decide

你决定

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Oh , don't do that . Please ?

哦，别那样做。求你了？

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No but I'm asking I can't make a decision

不，但我在问，我无法做出决定

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I can't Please , just Okay Stay

我做不到 求你了 就 好吧 留下

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Stay Stay

Stay Stay

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Getting so good at that

在这方面越来越得心应手了

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It was Max's stuff

那是Max的东西

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I love this artichoke thing

我喜欢这个洋蓟的东西

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Oh Don't tell me what's in it The diet starts tomorrow

哦，别告诉我里面有什么，明天开始节食。

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You remember Janice

你还记得Janice吗

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Hi Hi , I'm Sandy

嗨嗨，我是Sandy

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Sandy , hi Come on in

Sandy，你好，请进。

角色B neutral

You brought your kids . Yeah . That's okay , right ?

你带了你的孩子们。是的。这样没问题，对吧？

角色A neutral

That thing is not coming in here

那东西不能进来

角色B neutral

" That thin "? This is how you greet guests at a party ?

‘这么瘦’？这就是你在派对上问候客人的方式？

角色A neutral

Let me ask you something . If I showed up here with my new girlfriend

让我问你一个问题。如果我和我的新女朋友出现在这里

角色B neutral

she wouldn't be welcome in your home ?

她在你家不受欢迎吗？

角色A neutral

I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table

我猜你的新女友不会在我的咖啡桌上小便

角色B neutral

Okay He was more embarrassed about that than anyone

好吧，他对此比任何人都更感到尴尬

角色A neutral

Okay ? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here

好吗？而且他还有勇气走回这里

角色B neutral

like nothing happened

若无其事

角色A neutral

All right All right Just keep him away from me

好吧好吧，只要让他离我远点就行

角色B neutral

Thank you Come on , Marcel

谢谢，加油，Marcel

角色A neutral

What do you say you and I do a little mingling ?

你觉得我们俩去稍微交际一下怎么样？

角色B neutral

All right , I'll , uh , catch up with you later

好的，我稍后再联系你。

角色A neutral

Oh , my gosh . Rachel , honey

哦，天哪。Rachel，亲爱的

角色B neutral

Are you okay ? Where's Paolo ?

你还好吗？Paolo在哪里？

角色A neutral

Rome Jerk missed his flight

Rome Jerk 错过了他的航班

角色B neutral

And then your face exploded ?

然后你的脸就爆炸了？

角色A neutral

No Okay

不行

角色B neutral

I was at the airport , getting into a cab

我在机场，正上了一辆出租车

角色A neutral

when this woman

当这位女士

角色B neutral

this blond planet with a pocketbook

这个金发碧眼的星球带着一个小钱包

角色A neutral

starts yelling at me

开始对我大喊大叫

角色B neutral

Something about how it was her cab first

关于这是她先叫的出租车

角色A neutral

And then the next thing I know , she just starts , starts pulling me out by my hair

然后接下来我只知道，她开始拽着我的头发往外拉

角色B neutral

So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy

所以我在吹我的攻击哨子之类的东西

角色A neutral

and three more cabs show up

又来了三辆出租车

角色B neutral

and as I'm going to get into a cab , she tackles me

就在我准备上出租车时，她拦住了我

角色A neutral

And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle

我的头撞到了路缘，哨子划破了我的嘴唇

角色B neutral

Oh ! Everybody having fun at the party ?

哦！大家在派对上玩得开心吗？

角色A neutral

Are people eating my dip ?

有人在吃我的蘸酱吗？

角色B neutral

You know , when I saw you at the store last week

你知道，上周我在店里看到你时

角色A neutral

it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf

这可能是我第一次在脑海中想象一个精灵脱去衣服的样子。

角色B neutral

Wow , that's , uh , dirty

哇，这，呃，真脏

角色A neutral

Hey , kids

嘿，孩子们

角色B neutral

Look at him . I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me

看看他。我并不是说他必须整晚都陪着我。

角色A neutral

but at least check in

但至少报个到

角色B neutral

There you are

你在这里

角色A neutral

You got away from me

你从我身边溜走了

角色B neutral

But you found me

但你找到了我

角色A neutral

Here , Ross , take our picture

Ross，来，给我们拍张照

角色B neutral

Smile You're on Janice Camera

微笑吧，你正在Janice的镜头下

角色A neutral

Kill me Kill me now Ha , ha

杀了我 现在就杀了我 哈，哈

角色B neutral

Hey everybody , it's Fun Bobby !

大家好，我是Fun Bobby！

角色A neutral

Fun Bobby

有趣的Bobby

角色B neutral

Hey , Bobby

嘿，Bobby

角色A neutral

Hey , sorry I'm late . But my , uh , grandfather

嘿，抱歉我迟到了。不过，呃，我的祖父

角色B neutral

he died about two hours ago

他大约两小时前去世了

角色A neutral

But I , I , I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow , so

但是，我，我，我直到明天才能搭上航班，所以

角色B neutral

here I am

我在这里

角色A neutral

Hey , Fun Bobby . How's it going , man ?

嘿，Fun Bobby。最近怎么样，兄弟？

角色B neutral

Whoa . Who died ?

哇。谁死了？

角色A neutral

It's going to be an open casket , you know ?

你知道，这将是一个开棺仪式吗？

角色B neutral

So at least I'll , I get to see him again

所以至少我还能再见到他

角色A neutral

I'm gonna blow this one up and I'm gonna write " Reunited " in glitter

我要把这个放大，然后用闪粉写上“重聚”两个字

角色B neutral

All right , Janice , that's it !

好了，Janice，就这样吧！

角色A neutral

Janice ? Janice ? Ahem

Janice？Janice？嗯哼

角色B neutral

Hey , Janice ?

嘿，Janice？

角色A neutral

When I invited you to this party , I didn't necessarily think it meant that we

当我邀请你参加这个派对时，我并没有一定认为这意味着我们

角色B neutral

Oh , no

哦，不

角色A neutral

I'm sorry you misunderstood Oh , my God

很抱歉你误解了，天哪

角色B neutral

You listen to me , Chandler , you listen to me

你听我说，Chandler，你听我说

角色A neutral

One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me

总有一天，这将是你最后一次机会。

角色B neutral

Oh , will you give me the thing ?

哦，你能把那东西给我吗？

角色A neutral

Hi Max Yoko

你好 Max Yoko

角色B neutral

I've decided to go to Minsk without you

我已经决定不和你一起去Minsk了

角色A neutral

It won't be the same

这不会一样了

角色B neutral

but it will still be Minsk

但它仍然是Minsk

角色A neutral

Happy New Year

新年快乐

角色B neutral

Are you all right ?

你还好吗？

角色A neutral

Yeah , I'm fine I'm fine

是的，我很好，我很好

角色B neutral

You're going to Minsk

你要去明斯克

角色A neutral

No , I'm not going to Minsk

不，我不打算去明斯克

角色B neutral

Oh , you are so going to Minsk

哦，你肯定要去Minsk了

角色A neutral

You belong in Minsk You can't stay here just because of me

你属于明斯克，不能仅仅因为我而留在这里

角色B neutral

Yes , I can Because if I go , it means I have to break up with you

是的，我可以。因为如果我去，就意味着我必须和你分手。

角色A neutral

And I can't break up with you Oh , yes , yes , yes you can

而我无法与你分手 哦，是的，是的，你可以

角色B neutral

Just say , uh " Phoebe , I love you , but my work is my life

就比如说，呃，“Phoebe，我爱你，但我的工作就是我的生命”

角色A neutral

And that's what I have to do right now

这就是我现在必须做的事情

角色B neutral

And I say ," Your work ? Your work ? How can you say that ?"

我说：“你的工作？你的工作？你怎么能这么说？”

角色A neutral

And then you say , urn " It's tearing me apart

然后你说，呃，“这让我痛苦不堪”

角色B neutral

but I have no choice . Can't you understand that ?"

但我别无选择。你不明白吗？”

角色A neutral

And I say ," No . No . I can't understand that ."

我说：“不，不，我无法理解这一点。”

角色B neutral

Uh . ow . Sorry . Urn

呃。哎哟。对不起。嗯

角色A neutral

And , and then you put your arms around me

然后，你张开双臂抱住了我

角色B neutral

And then you put your arms around me Oh , oh Sorry

然后你张开双臂拥抱我 哦，哦 抱歉

角色A neutral

And , urn , and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me

然后，呃，然后你告诉我你爱我，并且永远不会忘记我

角色B neutral

I'll never forget you

我永远不会忘记你

角色A neutral

And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go

然后你说已经快到午夜了，你得走了

角色B neutral

because you don't want to start the new year with me

因为你不想和我一起开始新的一年

角色A neutral

if you can't finish it

如果你无法完成它

角色B neutral

I'm gonna miss you

我会想你的

角色A neutral

you scientist guy

你这个科学家

角色B neutral

Hi , this is Dick Clark , live in Times Square

大家好，我是迪克·克拉克，正在时代广场为您现场报道。

角色A neutral

We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square

我们在时代广场，仿佛置身于一场虚拟的彩纸暴风雪中

角色B neutral

It gets bigger and better every year

它每年都在变得更大更好

角色A neutral

Here you go , kids

给，孩子们

角色B neutral

And then the peacock bit me Ha , ha

然后孔雀咬了我，哈哈

角色A neutral

Please kiss me at midnight

请在午夜吻我

角色B neutral

You seen Sandy ? Ooh Uh , I don't know how to tell you this

你见过Sandy吗？哦，呃，我不知道该怎么跟你说这件事

角色A neutral

but she's in Monica's bedroom , getting it on with Max , that scientist geek

但她正在Monica的卧室里，和那个书呆子科学家Max亲热

角色B neutral

Oh , look at that I did know how to tell you

哦，看吧，我确实知道该怎么告诉你

角色A neutral

Hey , everybody , the ball is going

嘿，各位，球要开始了

角色B neutral

What ?

什么？

角色A neutral

The ball is dropping

球正在落下

角色B neutral

In 20 seconds , it'll be midnight

20秒后就是午夜了

角色A neutral

And the moment of joy is upon us

喜悦的时刻已经降临

角色B neutral

Looks like that " no date pact " thing worked out

看来那个“不约会协议”还挺管用

角色A neutral

Everybody looks so happy I hate that

每个人都看起来那么开心，我讨厌这样

角色B neutral

Not everybody is happy Hey , Bobby

并不是每个人都开心，嘿，Bobby

角色A neutral

One . Happy New Year !

一. 新年快乐！

角色B neutral

You know , I uh , just thought I'd throw this out there . I'm no math whiz

你知道的，我啊，只是觉得不妨提一下。我对数学并不在行。

角色A neutral

but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here

但我确实相信这里有三名女孩和三名男孩

角色B neutral

Oh I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight

哦，今晚我不想亲吻任何人

角色A neutral

I can't kiss anyone

我不能亲吻任何人

角色B neutral

So I'm kissing everyone ?

所以我要亲吻每个人吗？

角色A neutral

No , no , no You can't kiss Ross That's your brother

不，不，不 你不能亲Ross 他是你哥哥

角色B neutral

Perfect Perfect So now everybody's getting kissed but me

完美，完美，现在每个人都得到了亲吻，除了我。

角色A neutral

All right Somebody kiss me

好吧，谁来亲我一下

角色B neutral

Somebody kiss meIt's midnight Somebody kiss me It's midnight

谁来吻我，已是午夜时分。谁来吻我，已是午夜时分。

角色A neutral

All right All right All right

好了好了好了

角色B neutral

I wanted this to work so much

我多么希望这件事能成功

角色A neutral

I mean I'm still in there , you know ?

我的意思是，你知道的，我还在那儿。

角色B neutral

Changing his diapers Picking his fleas

给他换尿布 给他抓跳蚤

角色A neutral

But he's just phoning it in

但他只是在敷衍了事

角色B neutral

Just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much

如此难以接受这样一个事实：你如此深爱的东西

角色A neutral

doesn't love you back , you know ?

不爱你，你知道吗？

角色B neutral

I think that bitch cracked my tooth

我觉得那个贱人把我的牙都打裂了