Friends S01E09

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Terry , I know I haven't worked here very long

Terry，我知道我在这里工作的时间还不长

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but I was wondering , do you think it would be possible

但我在想，你觉得有可能吗

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if I got a $ 100 advance on my salary ?

如果我能预支100美元的工资？

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An advance ?

预付款？

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It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family

这样我就可以和家人一起过感恩节了

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See , every year , we go skiing in Vail

你看，每年我们都会去Vail滑雪，

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and normally my father pays for my ticket

通常我父亲会为我支付票钱

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but I've sort of started this whole independent thing , you know

但我已经开始这种独立的生活方式了，你知道的

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which is actually why I took this job

这实际上是我接受这份工作的原因

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Rachel , Rachel , sweetheart

Rachel, Rachel, 亲爱的

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You're a terrible , terrible waitress

你真是个糟糕透顶的服务员

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Really , really awful

真的，非常糟糕

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Okay , I hear what you're saying I'm with you

好的，我明白你的意思，我支持你。

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But I'm trying really hard , and I think I'm doing better

但我真的在努力，而且我觉得我做得更好了

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I really do

我确实如此

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Does anybody need coffee ?

有人需要咖啡吗？

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Yeah over here Woman Yeah I do

是的，这边，女士，是的，我会的

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Heh Look at that

嘿，看看那个

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The One Where Underdog Gets Away

《Underdog逃脱记》

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Excuse me , sir ? Hi You come in here all the time

打扰一下，先生？嗨，您经常来这里。

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Uhhuh . I was just wondering

嗯。我只是有点好奇。

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you think there's a possibility you could give me an advance on my tips ?

你觉得有可能提前预支我的小费吗？

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Huh ? No

啊？不行

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Okay , okay That's fine , fine Sorry about that spill before

好了，好了，没事了，没事了。之前不小心弄洒了，真抱歉。

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Only 9850 to go

仅剩9850

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Hey Hey

嘿 嘿

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Ross , did you know that Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving ?

Ross，你知道爸妈要去Puerto Rico过感恩节吗？

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What ? No , they're not

什么？不，他们不是

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Yes , they are The Blymans invited them You're wrong

是的，他们是The Blymans邀请的他们。你错了。

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I am not wrong You're wrong

我没有错，是你错了

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No , I just talked to them

不，我刚和他们谈过

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I'm calling Mom

我在给妈妈打电话

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Hey , hey Hey

嘿，嘿，嘿

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Hey Coffee

嘿，咖啡

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And this from the Cry for Help Department : Are you wearing makeup ?

这是来自求助部门的消息：你在化妆吗？

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Yes , I am

是的，我是

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As of today , I am officially Joey Tribbiani , actor/model

从今天起，我正式成为演员/模特 Joey Tribbiani

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Thank you

谢谢

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That's funny , I was thinking you look

真有趣，我正觉得你看起来

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more like Joey Tribbiani man/woman

更像是Joey Tribbiani那样的男人/女人

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What were you modeling for ?

你当时在为什么做模特？

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You know those posters for the City Free Clinic ?

你知道那些City Free Clinic的海报吗？

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Oh wow You're gonna be one of those healthy , healthy , healthy guy

哦，哇，你会成为一个非常健康、非常健康、非常健康的人。

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The asthma guy's really cute

那个哮喘的男生真的很帅

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Oh , he is . Isn't he ?

哦，他是的。不是吗？

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You know which one you're gonna be ? No , no

你知道你要成为哪一个吗？不，不

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But I hear Lyme disease is open , so , you know

但我听说莱姆病开放了，所以，你知道的

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Good luck , man I hope you get it

祝你好运，老兄，希望你成功。

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Well , you were right . How can they do this to us , huh ?

嗯，你说得对。他们怎么能这样对我们，嗯？

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It's Thanksgiving

今天是感恩节

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Aw . Tell you what . How about if I cook dinner at my place ?

哎呀，这样吧。要不我在我那儿做晚饭？

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I'll make it just like Mom's

我会做得和妈妈的一样好

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Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps ?

你会把土豆泥做得有颗粒感吗？

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You know they're not actually supposed to ?

你知道他们其实不应该这样吗？

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I'll work on the lumps

我会处理这些肿块

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Joey , you're going home , right ? Yeah

Joey，你要回家，对吧？是的。

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And I assume Chandler , you're still boycotting all the Pilgrim holidays ?

我想Chandler，你还在抵制所有清教徒的节日吧？

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Yes , every single one of them

是的，每一个都是如此

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Phoebe , you're gonna be with your grandma ?

Phoebe，你要和你的奶奶在一起吗？

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Yeah , and her boyfriend

是的，还有她的男朋友

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But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar

但我们之所以在十二月庆祝感恩节，是因为他遵循农历。

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So you're free Thursday , then ?

那你周四有空吗？

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Yeah Oh can I come ? Yeah

嗯，哦，我能来吗？嗯

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Rach , you still thinking you're gonna make it to Vail ?

Rach，你还在想着能赶到Vail吗？

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Absolutely Shoop , shoop , shoop

绝对地 Shoop, shoop, shoop

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Only $ 102 to go

仅差102美元

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I thought it was 9850

我以为是9850

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Yeah well , it was , but I broke a cup

是啊，本来是挺好的，但我不小心打碎了一个杯子。

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Well I'm off to Carol's

好了，我要去Carol家了。

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Ooh , ooh , why don't we invite her ?

哦，哦，我们为什么不邀请她呢？

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Ooh , ooh , because she's my exwife

哦，哦，因为她是我的前妻

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and will probably wanna bring her , och , och , lesbian life partner

而且可能会想带上她，哦，哦，她的同性恋生活伴侣

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Hi . Is Carol here ?

你好。Carol在吗？

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No , she's at a faculty meeting

不，她在开教师会议

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Well , I just came by to pick up my skull

嗯，我只是过来取我的头骨。

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Well , not mine , but

嗯，不是我的，但

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Come in Thanks

请进 谢谢

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Yeah , Carol borrowed it for a class , and I have to get it back to the museum

是的，Carol借它去上课了，我得把它还回博物馆。

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What's it look like ?

它看起来像什么？

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Kind of like a big face without skin

有点像一张没有皮肤的大脸

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Yes , heh , I'm familiar with the concept

是的，呵呵，我对这个概念很熟悉

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We can just look for it Okay

我们可以直接去找它，好吧

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Wow , you guys , heh , sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian

哇，你们这些人，呵呵，关于女同性恋的书还真不少啊

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Well , you know , you have to take a course

嗯，你知道的，你得选一门课程。

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Otherwise they don't let you do it

否则他们不会让你这么做

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Hey , hey , Yertle the Turtle A classic

嘿，嘿，Yertle the Turtle，一部经典之作

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Actually , I'm reading it to the baby

其实，我正在给宝宝读这本书。

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The baby that hasn't been born yet ?

那个还未出生的婴儿？

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Uh , wouldn't that mean you're

呃，那是不是意味着你

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crazy ?

疯了？

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What , you don't think they can hear sounds in there ?

怎么，你觉得他们在里面听不到声音吗？

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You're not serious . I mean , you really talk to it ?

你不是认真的吧。我是说，你真的和它说话？

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Yeah , all the time I want the baby to know my voice

是的，我一直希望宝宝能熟悉我的声音

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Do you , uh ? Do you talk about me ?

你，呃，你提到过我吗？

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Yeah , yeah . All the time . Really ?

是啊，是啊。一直都是。真的吗？

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But , urn , we just refer to you as " Bobo the sperm guy "

但是，呃，我们只是把你称为‘精子男Bobo’

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Look , if she's talking to it , I just think I should get some belly time too

听着，如果她在和它说话，我觉得我也应该得到一些亲近的机会。

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I mean not that I believe any of this

我的意思并不是我相信这些

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Oh I believe it I think the baby can totally hear everything

哦，我相信这一点，我觉得宝宝绝对能听到所有声音。

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Really ? I can show you

真的吗？我可以展示给你看

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This will seem a little weird

这看起来会有点奇怪

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But you put your head inside this turkey

但你把头伸进了这只火鸡里

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and then we'll all talk , and you'll hear everything we say

然后我们会一起讨论，你会听到我们说的每一句话

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I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment

我只想说，我完全支持这个实验。

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In fact I'd very much like to butter your head

事实上，我非常想讨好你。

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Hey Hey , Rach

嘿嘿，Rach

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Did you make your money ? No , not even close

你赚到钱了吗？没有，还差得远呢

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Forget Vail Forget seeing my family

忘掉Vail，忘掉见我的家人

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Forget shoop , shoop , shoop

别再念叨shoop, shoop, shoop了

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Uh , Rach

呃，Rach

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Here's your mail

这是您的邮件

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Thanks You can just put it on the table

谢谢，你把它放在桌上就行。

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Heh No

呵呵 不

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Would you just open it ?

你就不能打开它吗？

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Oh , my God

哦，我的天啊

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Oh , you guys are great

哦，你们太棒了

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We all chipped in

我们都出了力

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We did ? You owe me 20 bucks

我们有吗？你欠我20块钱。

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Thank you Thank you so much

谢谢，非常感谢

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Chandler , here you go Got your traditional holiday feast

Chandler，给你，这是你的传统节日大餐

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Got your tomato soup

收到你的番茄汤了

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your grilledcheese fixings , and your familysize bag of Funyuns

你的烤奶酪配料，以及你家庭装的一包Funyuns

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Wait , this is what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner ?

等等，这就是你感恩节晚餐要吃的东西？

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What is it with you and this holiday ?

你和这个假期是怎么回事？

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All right , I'm 9 years old

好吧，我9岁了

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Aw , I hate this story

唉，我讨厌这个故事

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We've just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner

我们刚刚享用完这顿丰盛的感恩节晚餐

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I have , and I remember this part vividly , a mouthful of pumpkin pie

我记得很清楚，我当时嘴里塞满了南瓜派

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And this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced

而就在这个时候，我的父母选择告诉我他们要离婚了

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It's very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner

很难享受感恩节晚餐

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once you've seen it in reverse

一旦你从反面看过它

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We used to work together . We did ?

我们曾经一起工作过。是吗？

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Yeah , at Macy's . You're the Obsession girl , right ?

是的，在Macy's。你是那位Obsession女孩，对吧？

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Yes I was the Aramis guy

是的，我就是那个Aramis的人

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Aramis ? Aramis ? Aramis ? Oh

Aramis? Aramis? Aramis? 哦

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Yeah , right

是啊，没错

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I gotta tell you , you're the best in the business

我得告诉你，你是这个行业里最棒的。

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Get out I'm serious

出去，我是认真的

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You're amazing You know when to spritz You know when to lay back

你太棒了，你知道何时该全力以赴，也知道何时该放松休息。

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Really ? You don't know what that means to me

真的吗？你不知道这对我意味着什么

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Mm , mm . You smell great tonight . Uh , what are you wearing ?

嗯，嗯。你今晚闻起来真香。呃，你喷的是什么香水？

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Listen , do you wanna go get a drink or something ?

听着，你想去喝一杯还是什么的？

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Yeah . that would be

是的，那样会更好。

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What's wrong ? I just remembered I have to do something

怎么了？我刚想起来有件事要做。

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Oh . What ?

哦。什么？

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Whoa Wait , wait , wait

哇，等等，等等，等等

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What Mario isn't telling you

Mario没有告诉你的事

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VD : you never know who might have it

你永远不知道谁可能拥有它

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So I guess you all saw it

所以我想你们都看到了

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What ? Saw what ?

什么？看到了什么？

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No , we're just laughing You know how laughter can be infectious

不，我们只是笑。你知道笑声是会传染的。

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Set another place for Thanksgiving

为感恩节再添一个座位

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My entire family thinks I have VD

我的全家都以为我得了性病

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Tonight , on a very special Blossom

今晚，在一个非常特别的Blossom

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Mm , looking good Okay

嗯，看起来不错。好的。

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Cider's mulling , turkey's turking , yams are yamming

苹果酒在温热，火鸡在烤制，山药在烹煮

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What ?

什么？

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I don't know

我不知道

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It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen

妈妈不在厨房，感觉就是不一样。

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Ugh All right , thats it Get out of my way and stop annoying me

唉，够了！让开，别再烦我了。

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Well , that's closer That's

嗯，这更接近了。

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I got the ticket , I got the ticket

我拿到票了，我拿到票了

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Five hours from now , shoop , shoop , shoop

五个小时后，唰，唰，唰

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Oh , you must stop shooping

哦，你必须停止购物了

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Okay , I'm gonna get my stuff

好的，我去拿我的东西

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Chandler , will you just come in , already ?

Chandler，你就进来吧，别磨蹭了！

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No , thank you I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment

不，谢谢，我更喜欢与这些欢乐保持安全距离

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Look out Incoming pumpkin pie

小心！南瓜派来了

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Okay , we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing

好吧，当你用馅料做那件事时，我们都笑了

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but that's not funny anymore

但这已经不好笑了

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Hey , Monica , I got a question I don't see any Tater Tots

嘿，Monica，我有个问题，我没看到任何Tater Tots

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That's not a question

这不是一个问题

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But my mom always makes them It's like a tradition

但我妈妈总是做这些，这就像是一个传统

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You get a little piece of turkey on your fork , a little cranberry sauce , and a Tot

你用叉子叉起一小块火鸡肉，蘸上一点蔓越莓酱，再配上一个Tot。

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I mean , it's bad enough I can't be with my family

我的意思是，我不能和家人在一起已经够糟的了

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because of my disease

因为我的疾病

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All right , fine

好吧，行吧

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Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps

今晚的土豆泥会带有一些块状

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and in the form of Tots

并以Tots的形式

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All right , I'm off to talk to my unborn child

好吧，我要去和我未出生的孩子说说话了

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Ah Okay , Mom never hit

啊，好吧，妈妈从来没打过我

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Okay , all done

好的，全部完成了

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What ? Phoebe , did you whip the potato ?

什么？Phoebe，你搅打土豆了吗？

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Ross needs lumps

Ross需要肿块

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Oh I'm sorry . Oh , I just I

哦，我很抱歉。哦，我只是我

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thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions

想着我们可以先把它们打散，然后加一些豌豆和洋葱

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Why would we do that ?

我们为什么要那样做？

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Then they'd be just like my mom used to make it

那样的话，它们就会像我妈妈以前做的那样。

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you know , before she died

你知道，在她去世之前

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Okay , three kinds of potatoes coming up

好的，三种土豆马上就来

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Okay Goodbye , you guys

好的，再见，各位

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Thanks for everything

感谢您所做的一切

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Oh God look at Sorry I'm so sorry

哦，天哪，看看，对不起，我真的很抱歉

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The most unbelievable thing has happened Underdog has gotten away

最难以置信的事情发生了，Underdog已经逃脱了

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The balloon ? No , no , the actual cartoon character

气球？不，不，是那个真正的卡通人物

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Of course the balloon

当然，气球

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It's all over the news Right before he reached Macy's

这消息已经传得沸沸扬扬了，就在他到达Macy's之前。

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he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park

他挣脱束缚，被发现在华盛顿广场公园上空飞翔

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I'm going to the roof . Who's with me ?

我要去屋顶。谁和我一起？

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Well , I can't I gotta go

嗯，我不能，我得走了

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Come on , an 80 foot inflatable dog loose over the city ?

拜托，一只80英尺高的充气狗在城市上空乱跑？

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How often does that happen ? Almost never

这种情况多久发生一次？几乎从来没有

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Got the keys ? Okay

拿到钥匙了吗？好的

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Any time you're ready

随时恭候

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Okay , here we go

好的，我们开始吧

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Okay , where am I talking to here ? I mean , uh

好的，我这是在和谁说话呢？我是说，呃

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Well there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage , but

嗯，有一种方法似乎能带来一定的声学优势，但

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Just aim for the bump

只需瞄准那个凸起

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Okay , okay

好的，好的

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Okay , here goes

好的，开始吧

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You know , I , You know , I can't do this

你知道的，我，你知道的，我做不到

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This is , It's too weird I feel stupid

这太奇怪了，我觉得自己很愚蠢

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All right , so don't do it It's fine

好吧，那就别做了，没关系。

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You don't have to do it just because Susan does it

你不必因为Susan这么做就也跟着做

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Hello , baby Hello , hello

你好，宝贝 你好，你好

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that moment when we first saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park ?

当我们第一次看到巨大的狗影笼罩公园的那一刻？

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But did they have to shoot him down ? I mean that was just mean

但他们有必要把他击落吗？我的意思是，那也太残忍了。

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Okay , right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside

好的，现在火鸡的外皮应该已经酥脆了。

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and juicy on the inside

外脆里嫩

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Why are we standing here ?

我们为什么站在这里？

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We're waiting for you to open the door You've got the keys

我们正等着你开门，钥匙在你手里。

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No I don't

不，我没有。

角色A neutral

Yes , you do . When we left , you said ," Got the keys ."

是的，你有。我们离开时，你说了句，“钥匙拿到了。”

角色B neutral

No I didn't . I asked ," Got the keys ?"

不，我没有。我问了，“拿到钥匙了吗？”

角色A neutral

No , no , no . You said ," Got the keys ."

不不不。你说的是，‘拿到钥匙了。’

角色B neutral

Either of you have the keys ?

你们俩谁有钥匙？

角色A neutral

The oven is on Oh , I've gotta get my ticket

烤箱已经开了。哦，我得去拿我的票了。

角色B neutral

Wait We have a copy of your key

等等，我们有一把你的钥匙副本

角色A neutral

Well , then get it , get it !

那好吧，去拿吧，去拿吧！

角色B neutral

Hey , hey That tone won't make me go any faster

嘿，嘿，那种语气可不会让我加快速度。

角色A neutral

Joey That one will

Joey 那个会

角色B neutral

And everyone's telling me

每个人都在告诉我

角色A neutral

" You gotta pick a major . You gotta pick a major ."

你必须选个专业。你必须选个专业。

角色B neutral

So on a dare , I picked paleontology

于是，在一次挑战中，我选择了古生物学

角色A neutral

And you have no idea what I'm saying

你根本不知道我在说什么，

角色B neutral

because , let's face it , you're a fetus

因为，说实话，你只是个胎儿

角色A neutral

You're just happy you don't have gills anymore

你只是庆幸自己不再有鳃了

角色B neutral

Look , you don't have to talk to it You can sing to it

听着，你不必和它说话，你可以对它唱歌。

角色A neutral

Oh , please . I am not singing to your stomach , okay ?

拜托，我可不是在对着你的肚子唱歌，好吗？

角色B neutral

How's it going ? Shh shh shh

最近怎么样？嘘嘘嘘

角色A neutral

Here we come

我们来了

角色B neutral

Walkin ' down the street

走在街上

角色A neutral

Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet

从我们遇到的每个人那里得到最有趣的表情

角色B neutral

Hey , uh , did you just feel that ? I did

嘿，呃，你刚刚感觉到了吗？我感觉到了。

角色A neutral

Well , does it always , uh No , no , that was the first

嗯，它总是这样吗？呃，不，不，那是第一次。

角色B neutral

Keep singing Keep singing Oh

继续唱 继续唱 哦

角色A neutral

Hey , hey , you're my baby

嘿，嘿，你是我的宝贝

角色B neutral

And I can't wait to meet you

我迫不及待想见到你

角色A neutral

When you come out I'll buy you a bagel And then we'll go to the zoo

等你出来，我给你买个百吉饼，然后我们去动物园。

角色B neutral

I felt it that time

那一次我感受到了

角色A neutral

Hey , hey , I'm your daddy

嘿，嘿，我是你爸爸

角色B neutral

I'm the one without any breasts

我是那个没有胸部的人

角色A neutral

Nope , not that one . Can you go any faster with that ?

不，不是那个。你能再快一点吗？

角色B neutral

Hey , I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys

嘿，我只有一个钥匙孔，却有一大堆钥匙。

角色A neutral

You do the math

你自己算算看

角色B neutral

Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway ?

你们那里为什么有这么多钥匙啊？

角色A neutral

For an emergency just like this

正是为了应对这样的紧急情况

角色B neutral

All right , listen , smirky

好了，听着，自鸣得意的家伙

角色A neutral

If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon

如果不是因为你和你的愚蠢气球

角色B neutral

would be on a plane , watching a woman do this right now

此刻正坐在飞机上，看着一位女士这样做

角色A neutral

But I'm not

但我不是

角色B neutral

I swear you said you had the keys

我发誓你说过你拿了钥匙

角色A neutral

No , I didn't I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys

不，我没有。除非我确实有钥匙，否则我不会说我拿到了钥匙。

角色B neutral

And I obviously did not have the keys

显然，我没有钥匙

角色A neutral

Okay , all right , that's it Enough with the keys No one say " keys "

好了，行了，就这样吧，别再提钥匙了，谁都别说“钥匙”这个词。

角色B neutral

Why would I have the keys ?

我为什么会有钥匙？

角色A neutral

Aside from the fact that you said you did ?

除了你说你做了这件事之外？

角色B neutral

But I didn't Well , you should have

但我没有。嗯，你应该有的。

角色A neutral

Why ? Because

为什么？因为

角色B neutral

Why ? Because everything is my responsibility ?

为什么？因为一切都是我的责任吗？

角色A neutral

Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone ?

我为所有人准备感恩节晚餐还不够吗？

角色B neutral

Everyone wants a different kind of potato

每个人都想要一种不同的土豆，

角色A neutral

so I'm making different kinds of potatoes

所以我正在做不同种类的土豆

角色B neutral

You know , does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want ?

你知道吗，有谁在乎我想要什么样的土豆吗？

角色A neutral

No . no . no !

不。不。不！

角色B neutral

You know , just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions

你知道，只要Phoebe能吃到她的豌豆和洋葱就行

角色A neutral

and Mario gets his Tots

Mario得到了他的Tots

角色B neutral

It's my first Thanksgiving , and I ... It's

这是我的第一个感恩节，我……这是

角色A neutral

all burnt , and I can't

全烧焦了，我无能为力

角色B neutral

Okay , Monica only dogs can hear you now , so

好了，Monica，现在只有狗能听见你说话了，所以

角色A neutral

Look , the door's open Here we go

看，门开了。我们走吧。

角色B neutral

Oh God

天哪

角色A neutral

Ooh Oh

哦 噢

角色B neutral

Well , the turkey's burnt

唉，火鸡烤焦了

角色A neutral

Potatoes are ruined Potatoes are ruined Potatoes are ruined

土豆全毁了 土豆全毁了 土豆全毁了

角色B neutral

Walkin ' down the

沿着

角色A neutral

This doesn't smell like Mom's

这闻起来不像妈妈做的味道

角色B neutral

No . it doesn't , does it ? But you wanted lumps , Ross ?

不，它没有，对吧？但你是想要块状的，Ross？

角色A neutral

Well , here you go , buddy You got one

好了，给你吧，伙计。你得到了一个。

角色B neutral

Oh , God , this is great

哦，天哪，这真是太棒了

角色A neutral

The plane is gone , so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys

飞机已经飞走了，所以我想我只能和你们一起被困在这里了。

角色B neutral

Hey , we all had better plans , okay ? This was nobody's first choice

嘿，我们原本都有更好的计划，对吧？这可不是任何人的首选。

角色A neutral

Oh , really ?

哦，真的吗？

角色B neutral

So why was I busting my ass

那么我为什么还要拼命努力

角色A neutral

to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner ?!

要做这顿美味的感恩节晚餐？！

角色B neutral

You call that delicious ? You be quiet !

你说那叫美味？你给我闭嘴！

角色A neutral

All right , stop it , stop it , stop it !

好了，停下，停下，停下！

角色B neutral

Now , this feels like Thanksgiving

现在，这才有感恩节的感觉

角色A neutral

Ew . What ?

咦。什么？

角色B neutral

Ugly Naked Guys taking his turkey out of the oven

Ugly Naked Guys 正在从烤箱里取出他的火鸡

角色A neutral

Oh , my God He's not alone

哦，天哪，他不是一个人

角色B neutral

Ugly Naked Guy

丑陋的裸体男

角色A neutral

is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal

正在与Ugly Naked Gal共进感恩节晚餐

角色B neutral

I gotta see this

我得亲眼看看这个

角色A neutral

All right , Ugly Naked Guy

好吧，丑陋的裸男

角色B neutral

Ooh , ugly naked dancing

哦，丑陋的裸体舞蹈

角色A neutral

It's nice that he has someone

很高兴他有人陪伴

角色B neutral

Shall I carve ?

我来切吧？

角色A neutral

By all means

务必

角色B neutral

All right

好的

角色A neutral

Oka who wants light cheese and who wants dark cheese ?

Oka，谁想要淡味奶酪，谁想要浓味奶酪？

角色B neutral

I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese

我甚至不想知道那块发霉的奶酪

角色A neutral

Does anybody wanna split this with me ? Ooh I will

有人想和我一起分担这个吗？哦，我愿意

角色B neutral

Mm You guys have to make a wish

嗯，你们得许个愿

角色A neutral

Make a wish ? Come on , you know , Thanksgiving

许个愿吧？得了吧，你知道的，感恩节嘛。

角色B neutral

Ooh . You got the bigger half . What did you wish for ?

哦，你拿到了更大的一半。你许了什么愿望？

角色A neutral

The bigger half

更大的一半

角色B neutral

All right , I'd like to propose a toast

好的，我想提议干杯

角色A neutral

A little toast here Ding , ding , ding Mm

来这儿干一杯 叮，叮，叮 嗯

角色B neutral

This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned

这可不是你计划中的那种感恩节

角色A neutral

but for me this has been really great , you know ?

但对我来说，这真的非常棒，你知道吗？

角色B neutral

I think because it didn't involve divorce

我认为是因为它没有涉及离婚

角色A neutral

or projectile vomiting

或喷射性呕吐

角色B neutral

I was just thinking , if you'd gone to Vail

我刚才在想，如果你去了Vail

角色A neutral

or if you guys had been with your family , or if you didn't have

或者如果你们当时和家人在一起，或者如果你们没有

角色B neutral

syphilis and stuff

梅毒之类的

角色A neutral

we wouldn't be all together , you know ?

我们不会都在一起，你知道吗？

角色B neutral

So I guess what I'm trying to say

所以我想说的是

角色A neutral

is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked

我非常感谢你们所有人的感恩节都过得糟糕透了

角色B neutral

That's so sweet

这真是太贴心了

角色A neutral

And hey , here's to a lousy Christmas

嘿，祝大家度过一个糟糕的圣诞节

角色B neutral

And a crappy New Year

以及一个糟糕的新年

角色A neutral

Hear Hear

说得对

角色B neutral

Bladder Control Problem

膀胱控制问题

角色A neutral

Stop Wife Beating

停止家暴

角色B neutral

hemorrhoids ?

痔疮？

角色A neutral

Winner of 3 Tony Awards

3项托尼奖得主