Friends S01E11

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Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News ?

你觉得他们有昨天的《每日新闻》吗？

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Why ? I just wanna check my horoscope

为什么？我只是想看看我的星座运势

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see if it was right

看看是否正确

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Oh , my God Phoebe Don't look now , but , behind you there ' s a guy

天哪，Phoebe，现在别看，但你后面有个家伙

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who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into depression

谁有可能让我们心碎并陷入抑郁

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Where ?

哪里？

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Ooh , come to Mama

哦，到妈妈这儿来

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Okay , he's coming Be cool Be cool Be cool

好的，他来了。冷静点，冷静点，冷静点。

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Nice hat Thanks

帽子不错，谢谢

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We should do something Whistle We're not gonna whistle

我们应该做点什么，Whistle。我们不会吹口哨的。

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Yeah , come on , do it No

是啊，来吧，做吧，不

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Do it Do it Do it

做吧 做吧 做吧

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I can't believe you did that

我真不敢相信你竟然这么做了

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Why did I " woohoo "?

为什么我会“欢呼”？

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I mean , what was I hoping ? He'd turn around and say :

我的意思是，我还在期待什么呢？他会转过身来说：

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" Ooh , I love that sound . I must have you now "?

哦，我太喜欢这个声音了。我现在就要拥有你。

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I just wish there was something we could do

我只是希望我们能做点什么

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Hello Hello , coma guy

你好你好，昏迷的家伙

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Get up , you Girl Scout ! Up , up , up !

起床了，你这个女童子军！快起来，快起来，快起来！

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Phoebe , what are you doing ? Maybe nobody's tried this

Phoebe，你在做什么？也许没人试过这个

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I wish we at least knew his name

我希望我们至少知道他的名字

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Look at that face

看那张脸

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I mean even sleeping he looks smart I bet he's a lawyer

我是说，就连睡觉的时候他看起来都很聪明，我敢打赌他是个律师

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Yeah , but did you see the dents in his knuckles ?

是啊，但你看到他指关节上的凹痕了吗？

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That means he's artistic

这意味着他很有艺术天赋

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Okay He's a lawyer who teaches sculpting on the side

好的，他是一名律师，业余时间教授雕塑。

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And he can dance

而且他会跳舞

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And he's the kind of guy who , when you're talking , he's listening

他是那种在你说话时会认真倾听的人

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you know , and not saying ," Yeah , I understand ."

你知道的，而不是说，“是的，我明白。”

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but wondering what you look like naked Oh , stop it

但想知道你裸体是什么样子哦，别这样

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I wish all guys could be like him

我希望所有的男生都能像他一样

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I know

我知道

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Are there no conscious men in the city for you two ?

难道这座城市里就没有你们俩看得上眼的男人吗？

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He doesn't have anyone Yeah We feel kind of responsible

他没有任何人 是的 我们觉得有点责任

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I can't believe you said " Woohoo "

我真不敢相信你说了“哇呼”

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I don't even say " Woohoo "

我甚至不说“哇哦”

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Oh She's coming up She's coming up

哦，她来了，她来了

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Folks , when we come back

各位，我们稍后回来

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We'II talk about her new book Euphoria Unbound

我们将讨论她的新书《Euphoria Unbound》

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with always interesting Nora Tyler Bing

与总是有趣的Nora Tyler Bing一起

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You may want to put the kids to bed for this one

你可能想让孩子们先上床睡觉，然后再看这个。

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We don't have to watch this

我们不必看这个

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Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime , HBO and Cinemex

《Weekend at Bernie's》在Showtime、HBO和Cinemex播出

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No way Come on She's your mom

别开玩笑了，拜托，她可是你妈妈。

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Exactly Weekend at Bernie's

正是《老板渡假去》

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Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20 , 30 times

一个死人被击中裆部20到30次

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No ? Chandler , I gotta tell you

没有吗？Chandler，我得告诉你

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I love your moms' books I love her books

我喜欢你妈妈的书，我真的很喜欢她的书。

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I cannot get on a plane without one I mean , this is so cool

没有它我无法登机，我的意思是，这太酷了

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You wouldn't think it's cool if you were 11

如果你11岁，你不会觉得这很酷

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and all your friends were passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch

而你所有的朋友都在传阅《Mistress Bitch》的第79页

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Come on , Chandler I love your mom I think she's a blast

拜托，Chandler，我很喜欢你妈妈，我觉得她很有趣。

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You can say that She's not your mom Oh , please She's the

你可以说她不是你妈妈。哦，拜托，她是

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Hi , sweetie

嗨，亲爱的

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When did Rigatoni get back from Rome ?

Rigatoni是什么时候从Rome回来的？

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Last night . Really ?

昨晚。真的吗？

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So then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire ?

那么他的飞机没有爆炸成一个巨大的火球吗？

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Just a dream I had

只是我做的一个梦

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But , phew

不过，呼

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Hey , hey , hey She's on

嘿，嘿，嘿，她开始了

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Ah Nora Bing

啊，Nora Bing

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Before we get to the book

在我们开始阅读这本书之前

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What is this about you being arrested in London ? What is that about ?

关于你在伦敦被捕的事是怎么回事？那是什么情况？

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Your mom was arrested ? Shhh , I'm busy beaming with pride

你妈妈被捕了？嘘，我正忙着自豪呢

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This is kind of embarrassing

这有点尴尬

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but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man

但偶尔在我与一个男人亲密之后

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Why would she say that's embarrassing ?

她为什么会说那很尴尬？

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I just get this craving for Kung Pao chicken

我突然特别想吃宫保鸡丁

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That's too much information

信息量太大了

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So now you're doing this book tour thing . How's that going ?

所以现在你在做这本书的巡回宣传。进展如何？

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Oh , fine I'm leaving for New York tomorrow , which I hate

哦，好吧，我明天要去纽约了，这让我很讨厌。

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But I get to see my son , who I love

但我能见到我深爱的儿子

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This is the way that I find out Most moms use the phone

这就是我发现大多数妈妈使用电话的方式

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You know , don't take this wrong , I just don't see you as a mom somehow

你知道的，别误会，我只是觉得你不太像当妈妈的样子。

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I don't mean that bad Oh , no I'm a fabulous mom

我不是那个意思。哦，不，我是个了不起的妈妈。

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I bought my son his first condoms

我给儿子买了他的第一盒避孕套

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And then he burst into flames

然后他突然燃起了火焰

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Let's see Congress is debating a new deficitreduction bill

让我们看看国会正在辩论一项新的赤字削减法案

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The mayor wants to raise subway fares again

市长希望再次提高地铁票价

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The high today was 45

今天的最高气温是45度

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And , oh And teams played sports

而且，哦，还有，球队进行了体育比赛

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What about Glen ?

Glen呢？

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He could be a Glen Notnot special enough

他可能是一个不够特别的Glen Notnot

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Ooh , how about Agamemnon ?

哦，阿伽门农怎么样？

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Way too special

太过特别

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I'm famished . What do I want ?

我饿坏了。我想吃什么？

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Please God Don't let it be Kung Pao chicken

求求老天，千万别是宫保鸡丁

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Oh , you watched the show . What did you think ?

哦，你看了那个节目。你觉得怎么样？

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Well , I think you need to come out of your shell just a little

嗯，我觉得你需要稍微放开一点。

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What is this dive ?

这是什么烂地方？

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Only you could've picked this place

只有你才会选这个地方

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Come on Shut up It's fun

来吧，闭嘴，这很有趣

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Hi Give me a hug

嗨，给我一个拥抱

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Well , I think we're ready for some tequila

好吧，我想我们准备好喝点龙舌兰酒了

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I know I am

我知道我是

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Who's doing shots ? Hit me

谁要来一杯？算我一个

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I'm in . There you go . Ross ?

我加入了。给你。Ross？

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Uh , I'm not really a shot drinking kind of guy

呃，我其实不是那种喜欢喝烈酒的人

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Hi Sorry Sorry we're late

嗨，抱歉抱歉，我们迟到了

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We uh , kind of just you know , lost track of time

我们啊，就是有点，你知道的，忘记了时间

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But a man can change

但人是可以改变的

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Anyone want me to appraise anything ?

有人需要我帮忙鉴定什么东西吗？

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Mrs Bing , I have to tell you , I've read everything you've ever written

Bing夫人，我必须告诉您，我已经读过您写的所有作品

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No , I mean it When I read Euphoria at Midnight

不，我是认真的。当我读到《午夜狂欢》时

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all I wanted to do was become a writer

我唯一想做的就是成为一名作家

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Oh , please , honey If I can do it , anybody can

哦，拜托，亲爱的，如果我能做到，任何人都能做到

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You just start with half a dozen European cities

你只需从半打欧洲城市开始

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throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia

抛出30个男性生殖器的委婉说法

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and bam ! You have got yourself a book

然后，砰！你就拥有了一本书。

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My mother , ladies and gentlemen

女士们、先生们，我的母亲

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Yeah , any messages for room 226 ?

是的，226号房间有留言吗？

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You okay , slugger ? Oh , yeah I'm fine I'm fine

你还好吗，小子？哦，是的，我没事，我没事。

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What is with you tonight ?

今晚你怎么了？

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Nothing Nothing , nothing , nothing

无，无，无

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Okay , thank you

好的，谢谢

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It's the Italian handlicker . Isn'tit ?

是那个意大利舔手怪，不是吗？

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No It's the one he's licking

不，是他在舔的那一个

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She's supposed to be with you

她应该和你在一起

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You're good

你做得很好

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Oh Ross Listen to me I have sold 100 million copies of my books

哦，Ross，听我说，我的书已经卖出了一亿本。

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... and you know why ?

你知道为什么吗？

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The girl on the cover with her nipples showing ?

封面上的那个女孩，她的乳头露出来了？

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No , because I know how to write men that women fall in love with

不，因为我知道如何写出让女性倾心的男性角色

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Believe me I cannot sell a Paolo

相信我，我无法卖掉一件Paolo的作品

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People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo

人们不会为了一个Paolo翻看325页

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Come on The guy's a secondary character

得了吧，这家伙只是个配角。

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He's just aYou know , a complication you eventually kill off

你知道的，他不过是一个你最终会摆脱的麻烦。

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When ?

什么时候？

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He's not a hero

他不是英雄

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You know who our hero is ?

你知道我们的英雄是谁吗？

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The guy on the cover with his nipples showing ?

封面上那个露出乳头的家伙？

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No , it's you

不，是你

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Please No , really

拜托，别这样

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Come on You're smart You're sexy

加油，你很聪明，你很性感

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Right Oh , come on , kiddo

好啦，来吧，小家伙

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You're gonna be fine Believe me

你会没事的，相信我

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Uh , I'll just pee in the street

呃，我就在街上小便吧

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Is Chandler here ?

Chandler在吗？

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Yeah Wait Come here

好的，等等，过来一下

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Okay , uh , about last night

好吧，呃，关于昨晚的事

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um , you know

嗯，你知道

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Chandler You didn't tell

钱德勒 你没说

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Okay , I'm thinking we don't need to tell Chandler

好吧，我觉得我们不需要告诉Chandler

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It was just a kiss . One kiss . No big deal , right ?

那只是一个吻。一个吻而已。没什么大不了的，对吧？

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Right No big deal Okay

对，没什么大不了的。好的。

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In Bizarro world

在Bizarro世界

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You broke the code

你破解了密码

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What code ? You don't kiss your friend's mom

什么密码？你不会亲你朋友的妈妈

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Sisters are okay Maybe a hot-looking aunt

姐妹还行，也许是一位性感的阿姨

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But not a mom Never a mom

但从未成为母亲，永远不是母亲

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What are you guys doing out here ?

你们在这儿干什么呢？

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Uh , well , Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game

呃，Joey和我之前讨论过要打一场清晨的壁球赛

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But , um , apparently somebody overslept

但是，嗯，显然有人睡过头了

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Yeah , well , you don't have your racquet

是啊，不过你没带球拍

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No No , I don't , because it's being restrung

不，不，我没有，因为它正在重新穿线。

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Ahem Somebody was supposed to bring me one

咳咳，有人该给我带一个的

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Yeah Well , you didn't call and leave your grip size

是啊，你也没打电话留下你的握把尺寸。

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Okay , you guys are spending way too much time together

好吧，你们在一起的时间太多了

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Okay , I'm scum I'm scum

好吧，我是个人渣，我是个人渣

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Ross , how could you let this happen ? I don't know

Ross，你怎么能让这种事发生？我不知道

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Well , it's not like she's a regular mom You know ? She's sexy She's

嗯，她可不是那种普通的妈妈，你懂吗？她很有魅力，她

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You don't think my mom's sexy ?

你不觉得我妈妈很性感吗？

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Well , not in the same way

嗯，方式不同

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I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani

我要告诉你，Gloria Tribbiani

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... was a handsome woman in her day , all right ?

她年轻时是个漂亮的女人，对吧？

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You think it's easy giving birth to seven children ?

你以为生七个孩子很容易吗？

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Okay , I think we're getting into a weird area here

好吧，我觉得我们正进入一个奇怪的领域。

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Hey Hey

嘿 嘿

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What are you guys doing out here ? Well , ha , ha , not playing racquetball

你们几个在这里做什么？哈哈，不是在打壁球吧。

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He forgot to leave his grip size He didn't get the goggles

他忘了留下他的握把尺寸，也没有拿到护目镜。

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Oh Right

哦，对了

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Well , sounds like you two have issues

看来你们俩之间有些问题

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Goodbye , baby

再见，宝贝

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Do they wait for me to do this ?

他们在等我做这件事吗？

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So are you gonna tell him ? I'm not gonna tell him

那么你会告诉他吗？我不会告诉他的。

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Why would I tell him ? How about , because if you dont

我为什么要告诉他？原因很简单，如果你不这么做，

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... his mother might ?

……他的母亲可能会？

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What are you guys doing here ?

你们在这里做什么？

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Uh , he's not even wearing a jock strap

呃，他甚至没穿护裆

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What did I ask ?

我问了什么？

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Hi Hi

嗨 嗨

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What are you doing here ?

你在这里做什么？

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Nothing I just thought I'd stop by , you know , after the , um

没什么，我只是想顺便过来看看，你知道的，就是，嗯

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That I , you know . Um , so , what are you doing here ?

那个，你知道的。嗯，所以，你在这里做什么？

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I'm not really here

我并不真的在这里

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I just thought I'd drop these off on the way My way

我只是想顺路把这些东西送过来。

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Do you , um , come here a lot

你，嗯，经常来这里吗

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... without me ?

没有我？

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No , no , no

不，不，不

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So , um , do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning ?

所以，你觉得他比今天早上好些了吗？

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How would I know ? I wasn't here

我怎么会知道？我又不在这里。

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Really ? Not even to , um , change his pajarnas ?

真的吗？甚至连换他的睡衣都不行吗？

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Oh , my God

天哪

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You're my friend I had to tell you

你是我的朋友，我必须告诉你

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I can't believe it

我简直不敢相信

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Paolo kissed my mom ?

Paolo亲了我妈妈？

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Yeah , I mean , I don't know if you noticed , but he had a lot to drink

是啊，我的意思是，我不知道你注意到没有，他喝了很多酒

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I mean , you know how he gets when he's drunk

我是说，你知道他喝醉时是什么样子

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I can't do this I did it

我做不到，但我做到了

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It was me I'm sorry I kissed your mom

是我，对不起，我吻了你的妈妈。

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What ?

什么？

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I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo and I think I had too much tequila

我对Rachel和Paolo的事感到非常沮丧，我想我喝了太多龙舌兰酒。

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and Nora , Mrs Mom , your Bing , was

还有Nora，妈妈，你的Bing，曾经是

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She was just being nice , you know ? But nothing happened

她只是出于好意，你知道吗？但什么都没发生。

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Nothing Ask Joey Joey came in

什么都没问 Joey Joey进来了

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You knew about this ?

你知道这件事吗？

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You know , knowledge is a tricky thing

你知道，知识是个很微妙的东西

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I spent the entire day with you . Why didn't you tell me ?

我整天都和你在一起。你为什么没告诉我？

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Hey , hey You're lucky I caught them when I did

嘿，嘿，你运气不错，我及时抓住了他们。

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... or else who knows what would have happened ?

否则谁知道会发生什么呢？

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Thanks , man Big help

谢了，兄弟，帮了大忙

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I can't believe this . What the hell were you thinking ?

我简直不敢相信。你到底在想什么？

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I wasn't I don't know

我不知道

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Of all my friends , no one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you

在我所有的朋友中，没有人比你更了解我和我妈妈之间的那些糟心事了。

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I know I can't believe you did this

我知道我无法相信你竟然这么做了

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Me neither I'm still mad at you for not telling me

我也是，我还在生你的气，因为你没有告诉我。

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What are you mad at me ? Let me slam the door

你生我什么气？让我把门摔上

角色B neutral

Chandler , I didn't kiss her He did

Chandler，我没有亲她，是他亲的

角色A neutral

See what happens when you break the code ?

看看你破解密码后会怎么样？

角色B neutral

Rachel Hey

Rachel Hey

角色A neutral

" A Woman Undone . By Rachel Karen Green ."

《崩溃的女人》。作者：Rachel Karen Green。

角色B neutral

Yeah , I thought I'd give it a shot I'm still on the first chapter

是的，我想试试看，我还在第一章。

角色A neutral

Now , do you think his " lovestick " can be " liberatedfrom its denimprison "?

现在，你认为他的“爱情之棒”能从“牛仔布的牢笼”中解放出来吗？

角色B neutral

Yeah , I'd say so

是的，我也这么认为

角色A neutral

And there's no " J " in " engorged "

而且“engorged”里没有字母“J”

角色B neutral

Hey , Rachel Hey

嘿，Rachel 嘿

角色A neutral

Hello Hello

你好 你好

角色B neutral

You going to the hospital tonight ? No . You ?

你今晚去医院吗？不去。你呢？

角色A neutral

No . You ?

不。你呢？

角色B neutral

You just asked me

你刚刚问了我

角色A neutral

Okay , maybe it was a trick question

好吧，也许这是个刁钻的问题

角色B neutral

Um , Rachel Can we do this now ? Okay

嗯，Rachel，我们现在可以开始了吗？好的。

角色A neutral

I am so hot

我太热了

角色B neutral

And here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day

这是我父母在婚礼当天的照片

角色A neutral

Now , you tell me she's not a knockout

现在，你告诉我她不是个美人儿

角色B neutral

I cannot believe we're having this conversation

我简直不敢相信我们竟然在讨论这个

角色A neutral

Come on , just try to picture her not pregnant That's all

来吧，试着想象她没有怀孕的样子，仅此而已

角色B neutral

Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay

Central Perk 很荣幸地推出 Phoebe Buffay小姐

角色A neutral

Hi , um Okay

嗨，嗯，好的

角色B neutral

I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met

我想以一首关于我最近遇到的一个男人的歌开始

角色A neutral

who's , um , come to be very important to me

他，嗯，对我来说变得非常重要

角色B neutral

You don't have to be awake to be my man

你不必清醒也能成为我的男人

角色A neutral

Long as you have brain waves , I'll be there to hold your hand

只要你的脑波还在跳动，我就会在那里握着你的手

角色B neutral

Though we just met the other day

尽管我们前几天才刚认识

角色A neutral

There's something I have got to say

有件事我必须说

角色B neutral

Okay , thank you very much I'm gonna take a short break

好的，非常感谢，我要稍微休息一下

角色A neutral

Okay , that was Phoebe Buflay , everybody . Whoo !

好的，各位，刚才那是Phoebe Buflay。哇哦！

角色B neutral

What the hell was that ? Phoebe just started

那到底是什么鬼？Phoebe刚刚开始了

角色A neutral

Believe I was talking to Joey . All right , there , mother-kisser ?

我记得我是在和Joey说话。好吧，你这家伙，怎么样？

角色B neutral

" Mother-kisser ."

该死的家伙。

角色A neutral

I'll shut up

我会闭嘴

角色B neutral

Chandler , can I say something ? I know you're still mad at me

Chandler，我能说句话吗？我知道你还在生我的气

角色A neutral

I just wanna say that there were two people there that night , okay ?

我只想说，那天晚上那里有两个人，好吗？

角色B neutral

There were two sets of lips Yes , well , I expect this from her

有两副嘴唇。是的，嗯，我早就料到她会这样。

角色A neutral

Okay ? She's always been a Freudian nightmare

明白吗？她一直都是个弗洛伊德式的噩梦。

角色B neutral

Okay , but if she always behaves like this , why don't you say something ?

好吧，但如果她总是这样，你为什么不说什么呢？

角色A neutral

Because it's complicated It's complex

因为它很复杂，它很复杂

角色B neutral

Hey , you kissed my mom

嘿，你亲了我妈妈

角色A neutral

We're rehearsing a Greek play

我们正在排练一部希腊戏剧

角色B neutral

That's funny We done now ? No

真有趣，我们结束了吗？没有

角色A neutral

Okay , you mean you're not gonna talk to her tell her how you feel ?

好吧，你是说你不打算和她谈谈，告诉她你的感受吗？

角色B neutral

That would be a no Look Just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom

那是不可能的。就因为你和我妈妈有过亲密接触

角色A neutral

doesn't mean you know her , all right ? Trust me , you can't talk to her

这并不意味着你认识她，明白吗？相信我，你没法跟她交谈。

角色B neutral

Okay ." You can't ? Or you can't ?"

好吧。“你不能？还是你不行？”

角色A neutral

Okay , that's my finger Okay , that's my knee

好的，那是我的手指。好的，那是我的膝盖。

角色B neutral

Still doing the play

仍在进行演出

角色A neutral

All right , what did you do with him ?

好吧，你对他做了什么？

角色B neutral

You're awake Look at you

你醒了，看看你

角色A neutral

How do you feel ?

你感觉如何？

角色B neutral

Uh , a little woozy , but basically okay

呃，有点头晕，但基本还好

角色A neutral

Gosh , you look good

天哪，你看起来真不错

角色B neutral

I feel good

我感觉很好

角色A neutral

Who are you ?

你是谁？

角色B neutral

Sorry I'm Phoebe Buffay

抱歉，我是Phoebe Buffay

角色A neutral

I'm Monica Geller I've been taking care of you

我是Monica Geller，我一直都在照顾你。

角色B neutral

We both have

我们都有

角色A neutral

So the Etch-A-Sketch is from you guys ? Actually , it's just from me

所以Etch-A-Sketch是你们的东西？其实，这只是我个人的。

角色B neutral

Yeah , I got you the foot massager

是的，我给你买了足部按摩器

角色A neutral

You know who shaved you ? That was me

你知道是谁给你刮的胡子吗？是我。

角色B neutral

I read to you I sang

我为你朗读，我为你歌唱

角色A neutral

Well , thanks

好的，谢谢

角色B neutral

Oh , my pleasure You're welcome

哦，这是我的荣幸。不用客气。

角色A neutral

So I guess I'll see you around

那么我想我们后会有期

角色B neutral

What ? That's it ?

什么？就这样？

角色A neutral

" See you around "?

回头见

角色B neutral

Well , what do you want me to say ? Well , I don't know

那么，你想让我说什么呢？嗯，我不知道。

角色A neutral

" That was nice ."

那真是太好了。

角色B neutral

" It meant something to me ."

这对我而言意义重大。

角色A neutral

" I'll call you ."

我会给你打电话。

角色B neutral

All right I'll call you I don't think you mean that

好吧，我会给你打电话，但我不认为你是认真的。

角色A neutral

This is so typical

这太典型了

角色B neutral

You know , we give

你知道，我们给予

角色A neutral

and we give

而我们给予

角色B neutral

And then we just get nothing back

然后我们就一无所获

角色A neutral

And then one day , it's just , you know , you wake up and " See you around ."

然后有一天，你醒来，就只是，你知道的，“后会有期。”

角色B neutral

Let's go , Phoebe

我们走吧，Phoebe

角色A neutral

You know what ? We thought you were different

你知道吗？我们以为你与众不同

角色B neutral

But I guess it was just the coma

但我想那只是昏迷

角色A neutral

The car's running downstairs

车正在楼下运行

角色B neutral

I wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends

我想把这些我的书的副本送给你朋友们。

角色A neutral

Anything you want from Lisbon ?

你想从里斯本带点什么吗？

角色B neutral

No , just knowing you're there is enough

不，只要知道你在那里就足够了

角色A neutral

All right Well , be good I love you

好吧，乖一点，我爱你

角色B neutral

You kissed my best Ross

你吻了我最好的朋友Ross

角色A neutral

Or something to that effect

或者类似的意思

角色B neutral

Look , it was stupid

听着，这很愚蠢

角色A neutral

Really stupid Really stupid

真是愚蠢 真是愚蠢

角色B neutral

And I don't even know how it happened

我甚至都不知道这是怎么发生的

角色A neutral

I'm sorry , honey I promise it will never happen again

对不起，亲爱的，我保证再也不会发生这种事了。

角色B neutral

Are we okay now ? Yeah

我们现在没事了吧？是的。

角色A neutral

No No

不 不

角色B neutral

Ah , the forbidden love of a man and his door

啊，一个男人与他的门之间的禁忌之恋

角色A neutral

He did it He told her off And not just about the kiss , about everything

他做到了，他训斥了她。不仅仅是关于那个吻，还有所有的事情。

角色B neutral

You're kidding ? No

你在开玩笑吗？不是吧

角色A neutral

He said ," When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom ?"

他说：“你什么时候才能长大，开始做个妈妈？”

角色B neutral

Wait . Then she came back with :

等等。然后她回来时说道：

角色A neutral

" The question is , when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb ?"

问题是，你什么时候才能长大，意识到我有一颗炸弹？

角色B neutral

Okay , wait . Are you sure she didn't say :

好的，等等。你确定她没说：

角色A neutral

" When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom ?"

你什么时候才能长大，意识到我是你妈妈？

角色B neutral

That makes more sense . You think ?

这样更有道理。你觉得呢？

角色A neutral

So , what's going on now ?

那么，现在情况如何？

角色B neutral

I don't know I've been standing here spelling it out for you

我不知道我已经站在这里给你解释清楚了。

角色A neutral

I don't hear anything Wait , wait , wait

我什么都没听到 等等，等等，等等

角色B neutral

What do you see ?

你看到了什么？

角色A neutral

It's hard to tell They're so tiny and upside down

很难分辨，它们太小了，而且还是倒着的。

角色B neutral

Wait , wait , wait

等等，等等，等等

角色A neutral

They're walking away They're walking away

他们正在离开 他们正在离开

角色B neutral

No , they're not . They're coming right at us . Run . Run !

不，他们不是。他们正朝我们冲过来。快跑！快跑！

角色A neutral

You okay , kiddo ?

你还好吗，小家伙？

角色B neutral

Yeah , I'm okay All right You be good

嗯，我没事。好的，你也要好好的。

角色A neutral

Drive safe

注意安全驾驶

角色B neutral

Mrs Bing Mr Geller

Bing夫人 Geller先生

角色A neutral

You mean that ?

你是这个意思吗？

角色B neutral

Yeah , why not ?

当然，为什么不呢？

角色A neutral

So I told her

所以我告诉了她

角色B neutral

How did it go ? Awful Awful

情况如何？糟糕透顶

角色A neutral

Couldn't have gone worse

糟糕透顶

角色B neutral

Well , how do you feel ? Pretty good

那么，你感觉如何？相当不错

角色A neutral

I told her

我告诉她

角色B neutral

Well , see ?

看吧，明白了吗？

角色A neutral

So maybe it wasn't such a bad idea , you know , me kissing your mom , huh ?

所以，也许我亲你妈妈并不是个坏主意，对吧？

角色B neutral

But we don't have to go down that road

但我们不必走那条路

角色A neutral

Now , this is just the first chapter

现在，这仅仅是第一章

角色B neutral

and I want your absolute honest opinion . Okay ?

我希望你给出绝对诚实的意见。好吗？

角色A neutral

Oh , and on page two , he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts "

哦，在第二页，他并不是在伸手去抓她的“波涛汹涌”

角色B neutral

What's a " nifile "?

什么是“nifile”？

角色A neutral

You can usually find them on the heaving beasts

你通常可以在那些喧嚣的野兽身上找到它们。

角色B neutral

All right , all right , so I'm not a great typist

好吧，好吧，我打字确实不怎么样

角色A neutral

Wait , did you get to the part about his " huge , throbbing pens "?

等等，你看到他提到那支“巨大、跳动的笔”的部分了吗？

角色B neutral

Tell you , you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those

告诉你，当他开始用那些写东西的时候，你最好别在旁边。

角色A neutral

All right , that's it Give them back No

好吧，就这样吧。把它们还回来。不行。