Friends S01E02

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What you guys don't understand is

你们不明白的是

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for us , kissing is as important as any part of it

对我们来说，亲吻和任何其他部分一样重要。

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Yeah , right

是啊，没错

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You serious ?

你是认真的吗？

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Oh , yeah

哦，是的

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Everything you need to know is in that first kiss

你需要知道的一切都在那初吻之中

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Absolutely . Yeah , I think , for us

当然。是的，我认为，对我们来说

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kissing is pretty much like an opening act

接吻就像是开场表演

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I mean , it's like the standup comedian you have to sit through

我的意思是，这就像你必须硬着头皮看完的单口喜剧演员的表演。

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before Pink Floyd comes out

在Pink Floyd登场之前

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Yeah , and it's not that we don't like the comedian

是的，并不是我们不喜欢那位喜剧演员

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It's just that that's not

只是那不是

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why we bought the ticket

我们为何买了票

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See , the problem is , though

你看，问题在于

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after the concert's over , no matter how great the show was

音乐会结束后，无论演出多么精彩

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you girls are always looking for the comedian again

你们这些女孩总是在寻找那个搞笑的人

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I mean , we're in the car , we're fighting traffic

我是说，我们在车里，正堵在路上

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basically just trying to stay awake

基本上只是在努力保持清醒

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Yeah , well , word of advice : Bring back the comedian

是的，给你个建议：把那位喜剧演员请回来

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Otherwise , you're gonna find yourself

否则，你会发现自己

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sitting at home listening to that album alone

独自坐在家里听那张专辑

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Are we still talking about sex ?

我们还在谈论性吗？

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No , it's good It is good

不，这很好。这很好。

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It's just that , doesn't she seem a little angry ?

只是，她是不是看起来有点生气？

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Well , she has issues

嗯，她有些问题。

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Does she ?

是吗？

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He's out banging other women over the head with a club

他出去用棍子敲打其他女人的头

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while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet

而她坐在家里，试图清除地毯上的猛犸象气味

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Marsha , see , these are cave people

Marsha，你看，这些是穴居人

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Okay , they have issues like :

好的，他们有一些问题，比如：

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" Gee , that glacier's getting kind of close ." See ?

哎呀，那座冰川离得有点近了。看到了吗？

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Speaking of issues , isn't that your exwife ?

说到问题，那位不是你的前妻吗？

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Myno , no Yes , it is Carol , hi

Myno，不，是的，是Carol，你好

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Okay Yes Yes , it is

好的，是的，没错

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How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age ?

不如我们在冰河时代再见面吧？

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Hi Hi

嗨 嗨

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You look great

你看起来很棒

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I hate that

我讨厌那样

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Sorry Thanks You look good too

抱歉，谢谢。你看起来也不错。

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Well , you know , in here , anyone who

嗯，你知道，在这里，任何人

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stands erect

直立

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So , what's new ? Still a ... A lesbian ?

那么，有什么新鲜事吗？还是...还是女同性恋吗？

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You never know

世事难料

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How's , um ? How's the family ?

那个，嗯？家里人都还好吗？

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Marty's still totally paranoid

Marty仍然完全多疑

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Oh , and ... Carol , why are you here , Carol ?

哦，还有... Carol，你为什么在这里，Carol？

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I'm pregnant Pregnant

我怀孕了 怀孕了

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Oh Looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all

哦，看来她并没有那么匆忙地离开。

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I think this is the episode of Three's Company

我认为这是《三人行》的那一集

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where's there's some kind of misunderstanding

这里存在某种误解

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Then I've already seen this one

那么我已经看过这个了

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Are you through with that ? Thanks

你用完了吗？谢谢

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Yeah , sorry , the swallowing slowed me down

是啊，抱歉，吞咽让我慢了下来

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Whose little ball of paper is this ?

这是谁的小纸团？

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Oh , that would be mine

哦，那个是我的。

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See , I wrote a note to myself , then I didn't need it

你看，我给自己写了个便条，后来就不需要它了

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So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead

所以我把它揉成一团，现在我真希望自己死了

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She already fluffed that pillow

她已经拍松了那个枕头

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Monica , you know , you already fluffed

Monica，你知道的，你已经搞砸了

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But it's fine

但这没关系

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Look , I'm sorry

听着，我很抱歉

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I don't want to give them any more ammunition than they have

我不想给他们提供更多的把柄。

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Yes , we know how cruel a parent can be

是的，我们知道父母可以有多残忍

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about the flatness of a child's pillow

关于儿童枕头的平整度

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Monica ? Hi

Monica？你好

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Monica , um , you're scaring me

Monica，呃，你吓到我了

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I mean , you're , like , all chaotic and twirly , you know ?

我的意思是，你就像一团乱麻，转来转去的，你懂吗？

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Not in a good way

情况不妙

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Yeah , calm down

是啊，冷静一下

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You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come

你可没看到Ross每次他们来的时候都表现得手忙脚乱、团团转。

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That's because , as far as my parents are concerned , Ross can do no wrong

那是因为，在我父母看来，Ross做什么都是对的。

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You see , he's the prince

你看，他就是王子

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Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born

显然，在我出生之前，他们举行了一场盛大的仪式。

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Ew , ew , ew

咦，咦，咦

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What ? Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster

什么？Ugly Naked Guy 买了个瘦腿器

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Has anybody seen my engagement ring ? Yeah , it's beautiful

有人看到我的订婚戒指了吗？是的，它很漂亮。

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Oh , God Oh , God

哦，天哪 哦，天哪

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Oh , God , oh , God , oh , God No , don't touch that

哦，天哪，哦，天哪，哦，天哪！不，别碰那个

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Oh , like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to give it back to him

哦，就好像我还不够担心明天要把东西还给他似的

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" Hi , Barry , remember me ? I'm the girl

嗨，Barry，还记得我吗？我就是那个女孩

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that stomped on your heart in front of your entire family "

当着全家人的面践踏了你的心

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Oh , God . Now I'm gonna have to return the ring , without the ring

哦，天哪。现在我得归还戒指了，却没有戒指。

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which makes it so much harder

这使得事情变得更加困难

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Easy , Rach , we'll find it . Won't we ?

别急，Rach，我们会找到的。对吧？

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Oh , yeah . Okay , look

哦，好的。听着，

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When did you have it on last ?

你上次是什么时候穿它的？

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Doy Probably right before she lost it

Doy 很可能就在她失控之前

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You don't get a lot of " doy " these days

如今，你很少听到“doy”这个词了

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I know I had it this morning

我记得今天早上还拿着它

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I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with

我记得在厨房的时候还拿着它

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Dinah ?

Dinah?

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Oh , don't be mad

哦，别生气

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You didn't Oh , I'm sorry

你没有 哦，我很抱歉

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I gave you one job

我只给了你一个任务

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Oh , but look how straight those noodles are

哦，但你看那些面条多直啊

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Monica , you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna

Monica，你知道在千层面里找订婚戒指可不是这么找的

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I just can't do it

我就是做不到

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We're going in

我们这就进去

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Oh , that is not a happy"Hi ."

哦，那可不是一个愉快的“嗨”

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Carol's pregnant

Carol怀孕了

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Oh , I found it

哦，我找到了

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Well , what ? What ?

嗯，什么？什么？

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Do that for another two hours

再那样做两个小时

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you might be where I am right about now

你可能会像我此刻一样

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Kind of puts that whole pillow thing in perspective , huh , Mon ?

这下子，整个枕头的事情就显得不那么重要了，是吧，Mon？

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Well , now , how do you fit into this whole thing ?

那么，现在，你在这整个事情中扮演什么角色呢？

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Well , Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved

嗯，Carol说她和Susan希望我参与进来

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But if I'm not comfortable with it , I don't have to be involved

但如果我对此感到不自在，我就不必参与其中。

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Basically , it's totally up to me

基本上，这完全取决于我

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She is so great I miss her

她太棒了，我想念她

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What does she mean by " involved "?

她说“involved”是什么意思？

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I mean , presumably , the biggest part of your job is done

我的意思是，想必你工作中最重要的部分已经完成了

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Anyway , they want me to go down to this

无论如何，他们想让我去这个地方

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sonogram thing with them tomorrow

明天和他们一起做超声波检查

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So , what are you gonna do ?

那么，你打算怎么办？

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I have no idea

我不知道

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No matter what I do , though , I'm still gonna be a father

无论我做什么，我始终是一位父亲。

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Well , this is still ruined , right ?

嗯，这还是搞砸了，对吧？

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Oh Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you

哦，Martha Lugwin 的女儿会给你打电话

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Mm . What's that curry taste ?

嗯。那咖喱味是什么？

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I think they're great I really do

我认为他们真的很棒，我确实这么认为。

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You remember the Lugwins ?

你还记得Lugwins一家吗？

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The big one had a thing for you , didn't she ?

那个大个子对你有意思，不是吗？

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They all had a thing for him

他们都对他有好感

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Oh , Mom

哦，妈妈

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I'm sorry . Why is this girl going to call me ?

对不起，为什么这个女孩要给我打电话？

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Oh , she just graduated , and she wants to be something in cooking or food

哦，她刚刚毕业，她想在烹饪或食品领域有所作为

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or I don't know

或者我不知道

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Anyway , I told her you had a restaurant , so

总之，我告诉她你有一家餐厅，所以

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No , Mom I don't have a restaurant I work in a restaurant

不，妈妈，我没有餐厅，我在一家餐厅工作。

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Well , they don't have to know that

嗯，他们不必知道这一点

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Ross , could you come and help me with the spaghetti

Ross，你能过来帮我弄一下意大利面吗？

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Oh , we're having spaghetti That's

哦，我们要吃意大利面了。

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I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part

我知道这听起来会让人觉得我无比自私

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but were you planning on bringing up

但你原本打算提起吗

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the whole baby lesbian thing ?

整个女同性恋新手的事情？

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Because I think it might take some of the heat off me

因为我觉得这可能会让我少受一些压力

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What that Rachel did to her life ? We ran into her parents at the club

那个Rachel对她的生活做了什么？我们在俱乐部遇到了她的父母

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They were not playing very well

他们表现得不太好

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I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding

我不会告诉你他们在那场婚礼上花了多少钱

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but $ 40 ,000 is a lot of money

但4万美元是一大笔钱

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Well , at least she had the chance

好吧，至少她还有机会

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to leave a man at the altar

在婚礼上抛弃新郎

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What's that supposed to mean ? Nothing

那是什么意思？没什么

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It's an expression No , it's not

这是一种表达方式 不，它不是

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Don't listen to your mother

别听你妈妈的

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You're independent and you always have been

你独立自主，向来如此

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Even when you were a kid , and you were chubby

即使在你还是个孩子的时候，你也胖乎乎的

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and you had no friends , you were just fine

而且你没有任何朋友，你也过得很好

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You'd read alone in your room . And your puzzles

你独自在房间里阅读。还有你的拼图

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Look , there are people , like Ross , who need to shoot for the stars

你看，有些人，比如Ross，他们需要志存高远。

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With his museum and his papers getting published

随着他的博物馆和论文的发表

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Other people are satisfied with staying where they are

其他人满足于原地踏步

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I'm telling you , these are the people who never get cancer

我告诉你，这些人从来不会得癌症

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And I read about these women trying to have it all , and I thank God

我读到这些女性试图兼顾一切，我感谢上帝。

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our little Harmonica doesn't seem to have that problem

我们的小Harmonica似乎没有那个问题

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So , Ross , what's going on with you ?

那么，Ross，你最近怎么样？

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Any stories ? No news

有什么故事吗？没有消息，

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no little anecdotes to share with the folks ?

没有什么小趣事可以和大家分享吗？

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Okay , okay

好的，好的

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Ahem . Look , I , uh I realize you guys have been wondering

咳咳。听着，我，呃，我意识到你们一直在好奇

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what exactly happened between Carol and me

Carol和我之间到底发生了什么

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And so , well , here's the deal

那么，好吧，事情是这样的

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Carol's a lesbian

Carol是同性恋

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She's living with a woman named Susan

她和一个叫Susan的女人住在一起

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She's pregnant with my child

她怀了我的孩子

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And she and Susan are going to raise the baby

她和Susan将一起抚养这个孩子

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And you knew about this ?

你知道这件事吗？

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Your folks are really that bad , huh ?

你的家人真的那么糟糕吗？

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Well , you know , these people are pros

嗯，你知道的，这些人都是专业人士。

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They know what they're doing They take their time

他们知道自己在做什么，他们不慌不忙。

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They get the job done

他们完成了任务

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Boy , I know they say that you can't change your parents

老兄，我知道他们都说你无法改变你的父母

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Boy , if you could , I'd want yours

小伙子，如果可以的话，我想要你的

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Must pee

必须小便

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You know , it's even worse when you're twins

你知道，当你们是双胞胎时，情况甚至更糟

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You're a twin ? Oh , yeah We don't speak

你是双胞胎之一？哦，是啊，我们不说话。

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She's like this highpowered , driven , careertype

她就像那种精力充沛、目标明确、事业型的女性

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What does she do ? She's a waitress

她是做什么的？她是一名服务员。

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All right You guys , I kind of gotta clean up now

好了，各位，我现在得收拾一下了

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Chandler , you're an only child , right ? You don't have any of this

Chandler，你是独生子，对吧？你没有这种经历

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Well , no , although I did have an imaginary friend

嗯，没有，虽然我确实有过一个想象中的朋友

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who my parents actually preferred

我父母实际上更喜欢谁

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Hit the lights , please

请关灯

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How long was I in there ?

我在里面待了多久？

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I'm just cleaning up

我正在打扫卫生。

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Oh , do you , uh ? Do you need any help ?

哦，是吗？你需要帮忙吗？

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Um , okay , sure Thanks

嗯，好的，当然，谢谢

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So you nervous about Barry tomorrow ?

所以你为明天的Barry感到紧张吗？

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Oh , a little Mmhm

哦，嗯哼

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A lot Mmhm

很多 嗯

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So got any advice ?

那么有什么建议吗？

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You know , as someone who's recently been dumped

你知道的，作为一个最近刚被甩的人

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Well , you may want to steer clear of the word " dumped ."

那么，你可能要避免使用‘甩了’这个词。

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Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man . You know ?

他很可能变成一个支离破碎的人，你知道吗？

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So you should try not to look too terrific

所以你应该尽量别显得太出色

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I know it'll be hard

我知道这会很难

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Or , you know , hey , I'll go down there , and I'll give Barry back his ring

或者，你知道的，嘿，我会去那里，把戒指还给Barry。

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And you can go with Carol and Susan to the OBGYN

你可以和Carol以及Susan一起去妇产科。

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You've got Carol tomorrow

你明天有Carol的课

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When did it get so complicated ?

什么时候变得这么复杂了？

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Got me

抓住我了

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Remember when we were in high school ? Yeah

还记得我们上高中的时候吗？是啊。

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I mean , didn't you think you ' were gonna meet someone

我是说，难道你不觉得你会遇到某个人吗

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fall in love , and that'd be it ?

坠入爱河，然后就这样了？

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Ross ? Yes , yes

Ross？是的，是的

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Oh Man I never thought I'd be here

天哪，我从未想过自己会在这里

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Me neither

我也是

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Hi Sorry I'm late I got stuck at work

嗨，抱歉我迟到了，我被工作拖住了。

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There was this big dinosaur thing . Anyway

有个很大的恐龙之类的东西。总之

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Ross , you remember Susan . How could I forget ?

Ross，你记得Susan吧。我怎么可能忘记？

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Hello , Susan Good shake , good shake

你好，Susan。握个手，握个手。

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So , uh , we're just waiting for ?

所以，呃，我们还在等什么？

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Dr. Oberman . Dr. Oberman . Okay , and is he ?

Oberman博士。Oberman博士。好的，他是吗？

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She . Of course ," she ."

她。当然，是“她”。

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She , uh , familiar with our special situation ?

她，呃，熟悉我们的特殊情况吗？

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Yes , and she's very supportive

是的，而且她非常支持

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Great Okay , that's great Heh

太好了，那真是太棒了，嘿嘿

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No , I'm

不，我是

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Quack , quack

嘎嘎

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quack , quack , quack

嘎嘎，嘎嘎，嘎嘎

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Ross ?

Ross?

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That opens my cervix

这打开了我的宫颈

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Barry ? Come on in

Barry？进来吧

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Are you sure ?

你确定吗？

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It's fine , it's fine Robbie's gonna be here for hours

没关系，没关系，Robbie会在这里待上好几个小时。

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Huh ?

嗯？

角色B neutral

So how are you doing ?

你最近怎么样？

角色A neutral

I'm okay

我没事

角色B neutral

Yeah , well

是啊，好吧

角色A neutral

Dr Farber , Jason Greenspan's gagging

Farber博士，Jason Greenspan的作呕

角色B neutral

Be right there I'll be back in a second

马上就到，我很快就回来。

角色A neutral

I dumped him

我甩了他

角色B neutral

Oh !

哦！

角色A neutral

Ross . So , um ? So how's this going to work

Ross。那么，嗯？那接下来我们该怎么办？

角色B neutral

ahem , you know , with us ?

嗯哼，你知道的，和我们一起？

角色A neutral

You know , when , like , important decisions have to be made ?

你知道，当需要做出重要决定的时候吗？

角色B neutral

Give me a " for instance ."

给我举个例子。

角色A neutral

Well , I don't know Okay , okay

嗯，我不知道。好吧，好吧。

角色B neutral

How about with the baby's name ? Marlon

那宝宝的名字呢？Marlon

角色A neutral

Marlon if it's a boy Minnie , if it's a girl

如果是男孩就叫Marlon，如果是女孩就叫Minnie

角色B neutral

As in " Mouse "?

就像在“Mouse”中那样？

角色A neutral

As in my grandmother

就像我的祖母一样

角色B neutral

Still , you say " Minnie ," you hear " Mouse ."

尽管如此，你说“米妮”，你听到的是“老鼠”

角色A neutral

How about , um

那个，嗯

角色B neutral

How about " Julia "?

Julia怎么样？

角色A neutral

Julia ?

Julia?

角色B neutral

We agreed on Minnie

我们同意了Minnie

角色A neutral

It's funny , um , we agreed we'd spend our lives together

说来有趣，嗯，我们曾约定要共度一生。

角色B neutral

Things change Roll with the punches

世事无常，随遇而安

角色A neutral

I believe Julia's on the table

我相信Julia在桌子上

角色B neutral

Oh Sorry about that

哦，抱歉

角色A neutral

So , what have you been up to ?

那么，你最近在忙些什么呢？

角色B neutral

Oh Not much

哦，没什么。

角色A neutral

I got a job Hey , that's great

我找到工作了。嘿，太棒了！

角色B neutral

Why are you so tan ?

你怎么晒得这么黑？

角色A neutral

Oh , I , uh

哦，我，呃

角色B neutral

I went to Aruba

我去了阿鲁巴

角色A neutral

Oh , no . You went on our honeymoon alone ?

哦，不。你一个人去度蜜月了？

角色B neutral

See , uh , I went with

你看，呃，我选择了

角色A neutral

Now , this may hurt . Me ?

现在，这可能会有点疼。我？

角色B neutral

I went with Mindy

我和Mindy一起去了

角色A neutral

Mindy ?

Mindy?

角色B neutral

My maid of honor , Mindy ?

我的伴娘，Mindy？

角色A neutral

Yeah , well , we're kind of a thing now

是啊，我们现在算是有点关系了

角色B neutral

Well , I'm

嗯，我

角色A neutral

You got plugs ?

你有插头吗？

角色B neutral

Careful , carefulThey haven't quite taken yet

小心点，小心点，它们还没有完全生效。

角色A neutral

And you got lenses

你还拿到了镜片

角色B neutral

But you hate sticking your finger in your eye

但你讨厌把手指戳进眼睛里

角色A neutral

Not for her

不是为她

角色B neutral

Listen , I really wanted to thank you

听着，我真的很想感谢你

角色A neutral

About a month ago , I wanted to hurt you

大约一个月前，我曾想要伤害你

角色B neutral

more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life

比我一生中想要伤害任何人的程度都要深

角色A neutral

And I'm an orthodontist

我是一名正畸医生

角色B neutral

You know , you were right I mean , I thought we were happy

你知道的，你是对的。我的意思是，我以为我们很快乐。

角色A neutral

We weren't happy

我们并不开心

角色B neutral

But with Mindy

但是和Mindy一起

角色A neutral

now I'm happy

现在我很开心

角色B neutral

Spit . What ?

吐口水。什么？

角色A neutral

Anyway , um

无论如何，嗯

角色B neutral

I guess , uh I guess this belongs to you

我想，呃，我想这应该是你的。

角色A neutral

And thank you for giving it to me

也谢谢你把它送给我

角色B neutral

Well , thank you for giving it back

好的，谢谢你还给我

角色A neutral

Oh , please . What's wrong with Helen ?

哦，拜托。Helen怎么了？

角色B neutral

Helen Geller ?

Helen Geller?

角色A neutral

I don't think so Hello , it's not gonna be Helen Geller

我不这么认为。你好，不会是Helen Geller。

角色B neutral

Thank you

谢谢

角色A neutral

No I mean , it's not Geller

不，我的意思是，这不是Geller

角色B neutral

What , it's gonna be Helen Willick ?

什么，会是Helen Willick吗？

角色A neutral

No , actually , um , we talked about Helen Willick Bunch

不，实际上，嗯，我们谈到了Helen Willick Bunch

角色B neutral

Well , wait a minute . Why is she in the title ?

等等，为什么她的名字会在标题里？

角色A neutral

Because it's my baby too

因为这也是我的孩子

角色B neutral

That's funny Really ? I don't remember you making any sperm

这真是有趣。真的吗？我不记得你制造过任何精子。

角色A neutral

And we all know what a challenge that is

我们都知道那是一个多么大的挑战

角色B neutral

Uhhuh See ? All right , you two , stop it

嗯哼，看到了吧？好了，你们两个，别闹了

角色A neutral

No , no She gets a credit Hey , I'm in there too

不，不，她得到了赞誉。嘿，我也在其中呢。

角色B neutral

Honestly You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller

老实说，你该不会真的在建议Helen Willick Bunch Geller吧

角色A neutral

I think that borders on child abuse

我认为这近乎于虐待儿童

角色B neutral

Of course not I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch

当然不是，我建议的是Geller Willick Bunch

角色A neutral

Oh , no . No , no , no . You see what he's doing ?

哦，不。不，不，不。你看到他在做什么了吗？

角色B neutral

He knows no one is gonna say all those names

他知道没人会说出所有那些名字

角色A neutral

He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller Then he gets his way

他知道他们最终会叫她Geller，然后他就能得逞了。

角色B neutral

My way ? You think this is my way ?

我的方式？你以为这是我的方式吗？

角色A neutral

Believe me , of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being

相信我，在我所有想象过的人生中，这个时刻的方式

角色B neutral

this is not my way You know what ? This is too hard

这不是我的方式。你知道吗？这太难了。

角色A neutral

Knock , knock . How are we today ? Any nausea ?

咚咚。今天感觉怎么样？有没有恶心？

角色B neutral

A little Just a little

一点点 只是一点点

角色A neutral

Well , I was just wondering about the mothertobe , but , uh , thanks for sharing

嗯，我只是在关心那位准妈妈，不过，呃，谢谢你的分享。

角色B neutral

Uh , lie back

呃，躺下

角色A neutral

You know what ? I'm gonna go

你知道吗？我要走了

角色B neutral

Um , I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing

嗯，我觉得我不太适合参与这个特定的家庭事务。

角色A neutral

Oh , my God

哦，我的天啊

角色B neutral

Look at that

看那个

角色A neutral

I know

我知道

角色B neutral

Well , isn't that amazing ?

哇，这难道不是很神奇吗？

角色A neutral

What are we supposed to be seeing here ?

我们在这里应该看到什么？

角色B neutral

I don't know , but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise

我不知道，但我认为它即将攻击企业号

角色A neutral

You know , if you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes

你知道，如果你把头向左倾斜并放松眼睛

角色B neutral

it kind of looks like an old potato

它看起来有点像一颗老土豆

角色A neutral

Then don't do that , all right ?

那就别那么做了，好吗？

角色B neutral

Monica ?

Monica?

角色A neutral

What do you think ?

你怎么看？

角色B neutral

Are you welling up ?

你感动得流泪了吗？

角色A neutral

No You are

不，你是

角色B neutral

You are You're welling up No , I'm not

你在哭吗？不，我没有。

角色A neutral

You're gonna be an aunt Oh , shut up

你要当姑姑了。哦，闭嘴吧。

角色B neutral

Hi , Mindy

你好，Mindy

角色A neutral

Hi , it's Rachel

嗨，我是Rachel

角色B neutral

Yeah , I'm fine I saw Barry today

是的，我很好，今天我见到了Barry

角色A neutral

Oh , yeah , yeah , he told me

哦，是的，是的，他告诉我了

角色B neutral

No , it's okay Really , it's okay

不，没关系。真的，没关系。

角色A neutral

I hope you two are very happy I really do

我希望你们两个非常幸福，我真心这么希望。

角色B neutral

And , Min , you know , if everything works out

而且，Min，你知道，如果一切顺利的话

角色A neutral

and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything

然后你们最终结婚生子，过上了幸福的生活。

角色B neutral

I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose

我只希望他们能继承他以前的发际线和你以前的鼻子

角色A neutral

Okay , I know it was a cheap shot , but I feel so much better now

好吧，我知道这有点不厚道，但我现在感觉好多了。