Friends S01E03

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Hi , guys Hey , Phoebe

嗨，大家好 嘿，Phoebe

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Hey , oh , how did it go ?

嘿，哦，事情进行得怎么样？

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Um , not so good

嗯，不太好

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He walked me to the subway and said ," We should do this again ."

他陪我走到地铁站，然后说道：“我们应该再约一次。”

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What ? He said ," We should do it again ."

什么？他说：“我们应该再来一次。”

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That's good , right ?

这很好，对吧？

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Uh , no . Loosely translated ," We should do this again ," means :

呃，不。粗略翻译一下，“我们应该再来一次”的意思是：

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" You will never see me naked ."

你永远不会看到我赤身裸体。

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Since when ?

从什么时候开始的？

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Since always It's , like , dating language

一直以来，这就像是约会用语

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You know , like ," It's not you ," means ," It is you ."

你知道的，就像‘不是你的问题’，其实意味着‘就是你的问题’。

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" You're such a nice guy ," means :

你真是个好人，意思是：

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" I'm gonna be dating leatherwearing alcoholics

我将会和穿皮衣的酒鬼约会

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and complaining about them to you ."

并向你抱怨它们。

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Or , you know , um ," I think we should see other people ," means :

或者，你知道，嗯，“我觉得我们应该各自看看其他人，”的意思是：

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" Ha , ha , I already am ."

哈，哈，我已经是了。

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And everybody knows this ?

大家都知道这个吗？

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Oh , yeah Cushions the blow

哦，是啊，这能缓解打击。

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Yes , like when you're a kid and your parents put your dog to sleep

是的，就像你小时候，父母让你家的狗安乐死一样。

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and they tell you it went off to live on some farm

他们告诉你它去了某个农场生活

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That's funny . No , because , uh , our parents actually did

这很有趣。不，因为，呃，我们的父母实际上确实这么做了。

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uh , send our dog off to live on a farm

呃，把我们的狗送到农场去生活

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Uh , Ross ?

呃，Ross？

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Ha , ha . Hello . The Milner's farm in Connecticut ?

哈哈，你好。是康涅狄格州的Milner农场吗？

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The Milners , they had this unbelievable farm

Milners一家拥有这个令人难以置信的农场

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They had horses and rabbits that he could chase

他们有马和兔子，他可以追逐

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And it was

而它正是

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Oh , my God ChiChi

哦，我的天啊，ChiChi

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" So how does it feel knowing you're about to die ?"

那么，知道自己即将死去是什么感觉？

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Warden , in five minutes my pain will be over

典狱长，再过五分钟，我的痛苦就要结束了

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But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die

但你必须面对一个事实：你让一个无辜的人走上了绝路。

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Hey , that was really good . Yeah ?

嘿，那真的很棒。是吧？

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Yeah ThanksLet's keep going

好的，谢谢。我们继续吧。

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Okay ." So , what do you want from me , Dimon ? Huh ?"

好的。”那么，Dimon，你想从我这里得到什么？嗯？”

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I just wanna go back to my cell , because in my cell , I can smoke

我只想回到我的牢房，因为在牢房里，我可以抽烟

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" Smoke away ."

尽管抽烟吧。

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I think this is probably why Dimon smokes in his cell alone

我认为这大概就是为什么Dimon独自一人在牢房里抽烟

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What ? Relax your hand

什么？放松你的手

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Let your wrist go

放松你的手腕

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Not so much Whoa

并没有那么令人惊叹

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All right Now try taking a puff

好的，现在试着吸一口

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Okay , no , give it to me No , no , no I'm not giving you a cigarette

好吧，不，把它给我。不，不，不，我不会给你香烟的。

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No , it's fine It's fine Look , do you want to get this part or not ? Here

不，没关系，没关系。听着，你到底想不想要这部分？给。

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All right Now , don't think of it as a cigarette

好了，现在，别把它当成一支香烟

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Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand

把它想象成你手中一直缺失的东西

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When you're holding it , you feel right

当你握住它时，感觉恰到好处

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You feel complete . You miss it ?

你感到完整。你怀念它吗？

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No , not so much

不，并没有那么多

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All right Now we smoke

好了，现在我们开始抽吧

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Oh , my God

哦，我的天啊

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No , no , no

不，不，不

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They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb

他们说这相当于一个男人拇指尖的距离

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to the tip of his index finger

到他食指的指尖

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That's ridiculous

这太荒谬了

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Can I use either thumb ?

我可以用任意一只大拇指吗？

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All right Don't tell me , don't tell me

好吧，别告诉我，别告诉我

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Decaf cappuccino for Joey

Joey的无咖啡因卡布奇诺

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Coffee , black

黑咖啡

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And an iced tea

还有一杯冰茶

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I'm getting pretty good at this Excellent That's very good

我在这方面越来越得心应手了。太棒了！这真是太好了。

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Good for me

对我有好处

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You okay , Phoebe ? Yeah , no , it's not even worth

你还好吗，Phoebe？嗯，没事，这根本不值得。

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It's my bank

这是我的银行

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What did they do to you ?

他们对你做了什么？

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It's nothing , it's justOkay

没什么，只是还好

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I'm going through my mail , and I open up their monthly " statement ."

我正在查看我的邮件，并打开了他们每月的“对账单”。

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And there's 500 extra dollars in my account

而且我的账户里多了500美元

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Oh , Satan's minions at work again

哦，撒旦的爪牙又在作祟了

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Yes , because now I have to go down there and deal with them

是的，因为现在我得下去处理他们了

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What are you talking about ? Keep it It's not mine

你在说什么？留着吧，这不是我的。

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I didn't earn it If I kept it , it would be like stealing

如果我不劳而获，保留它就如同偷窃。

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Yeah , but if you spent it , it would be like shopping

是啊，但如果你把它花掉，那就像购物一样了

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Okay Okay

好的好的

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Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes

假设我买了一双非常棒的鞋子

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Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took ?

你知道我每走一步都会听到什么吗？

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" Not mine . Not mine . Not mine ."

不是我的。不是我的。不是我的。

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And even if I was happy , okay , and skipping

即使我很开心，好吧，并且蹦蹦跳跳

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I'd hear ," No-not mine . No-not mine ."

我听到，“不——不是我的。不——不是我的。”

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We're with you We got it

我们与你同在 我们理解

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Okay , I'd never be able to enjoy it It'd be like this giant karmic debt

好吧，我永远无法享受它，这就像一笔巨大的业债。

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Chandler , what are you doing ? Hey

Chandler，你在做什么？嘿

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What are you doing ?

你在做什么？

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Oh , gross

真恶心

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What is this ? I'm smoking I'm smoking I'm smoking

这是什么？我在抽烟，我在抽烟，我在抽烟

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I can't believe you You've been so good for three years

我真不敢相信你，你三年来一直表现得这么好

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And this is my reward

这就是我的回报

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Hold on a second Just think about what you went through the last time you quit

稍等一下，回想一下你上次放弃时经历了什么

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Okay , so this time I won't quit

好吧，这次我不会放弃

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Put it out All right I'm putting it out

把它熄灭 好的 我正在熄灭它

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Oh , no

哦，不

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I can't drink this now

我现在不能喝这个

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All right , I'm gonna go change I've got a date

好的，我要去换衣服了，我有个约会。

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Is this Alan again ? How's it going ?

又是Alan吗？最近怎么样？

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It's going pretty good , you know ? It's nice and we're having fun

进展得挺顺利的，你知道吗？感觉不错，我们玩得很开心。

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So when do we get to meet the guy ? Yeah

那我们什么时候能见到那家伙？是啊

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Let's see , today's Monday

让我们看看，今天是星期一

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Never Come on

永远不要来

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No , not after what happened with Steve . What are you talking about ?

不，在Steve那件事之后就不了。你在说什么呢？

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We love Steve Steve was sexy

我们爱Steve，Steve很性感

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Look , I don't know how I feel about him yet Give me a chance to figure it out

听着，我还不知道对他是什么感觉，给我点时间弄清楚吧。

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Well , then can we meet him ?

那么，我们能见见他吗？

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Why should I let them meet him ?

我为什么要让他们见他？

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I bring a guy home and within five minutes they're all over him

我带一个男人回家，不到五分钟他们就围着他转。

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I mean , they're like coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd

我的意思是，他们就像郊狼一样，专门挑群体中的弱者下手。

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Listen , as someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef

听着，作为一个见过太多糟糕牛肉的人

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I'll tell you , that is not such a terrible thing

我告诉你，那并不是什么可怕的事情

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Come on , they're your friends They're looking out after you

得了吧，他们是你的朋友，他们是在关心你。

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I know , I know

我知道，我知道

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I wish that once I'd bring a guy home they actually liked

我希望有一天我带回家的男生他们真的会喜欢

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Well , you do realize that the odds of that happening are a little slimmer

嗯，你应该意识到这种情况发生的几率有点渺茫。

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If they never get to meet the guy

如果他们从未有机会见到那个人

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Let it go , Ross

放下吧，Ross

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Yeah ? Well , you didn't know ChiChi

是吗？那你可不知道ChiChi

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Do you all promise ?

你们都答应吗？

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Yeah , we promise We'll be good We promise

是的，我们保证我们会表现好的，我们保证

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Chandler , do you promise to be good ?

Chandler，你保证会乖乖的吗？

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You can come in , but your filter tip little buddy has to stay outside

你可以进来，但你的过滤嘴小朋友得留在外面。

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Hey , Pheebs

嘿，菲比

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" Dear Ms Buffay : Thank you for calling attention to our error

亲爱的Buffay女士：感谢您指出我们的错误

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We have credited your account $ 500

我们已向您的账户存入500美元

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We're sorry for the inconvenience

对于给您带来的不便，我们深表歉意

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and hope you'll accept this football phone

并希望你能接受这个足球电话

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as our free gift ." Do you believe this ?

作为我们的免费礼物。“你相信吗？

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Now I have $ 1000 and a football phone

现在我有一千美元和一个足球电话

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What bank is this ?

这是哪家银行？

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Okay , it's him

好的，就是他

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Who is it ? Alan

是谁？Alan

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Chandler He's here

Chandler 他在这儿

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Okay , please be good . Please ?

好吧，请表现好一点。好吗？

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I mean , remember how much you like me

我是说，别忘了你有多喜欢我

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Hi Alan , this is everybody Everybody , this is Alan

你好Alan，这是大家。大家，这是Alan。

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Hi Hey

嗨 嘿

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I've heard so much about all you guys

我已经听说了很多关于你们大家的事情

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Thanks , I'll call you tomorrow

谢谢，我明天给你打电话

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Okay , let's let the Alanbashing begin

好吧，让我们开始对Alan的抨击吧

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Who's gonna take the first shot ?

谁来开第一枪？

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Hmm ?

嗯？

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Come on

加油

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I'll go

我会去的

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Let's start with the way he kept picking at

让我们从他不断挑剔的方式开始

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You know , I'm sorry , I can't do this

你知道的，我很抱歉，我做不到

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Can't do it We loved him

无法做到 我们爱他

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We loved him Wait a minute

我们爱他，等等

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We're talking about someone that I'm going out with ?

我们是在谈论我正在交往的那个人吗？

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Yes . And did you notice ?

是的。你注意到了吗？

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Know what was great ? The way his smile was kind of crooked

知道什么最棒吗？是他那有点歪斜的笑容。

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Yes , yes Like the man in the shoe

是的，是的，就像鞋子里的人一样

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What shoe ?

什么鞋？

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From the nursery rhyme

出自童谣

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" There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile

有一个歪歪扭扭的男人，脸上挂着歪歪扭扭的笑容

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who lived in a shoe for a while "

曾在一只鞋子里住过一段时间

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So I think Alan

所以我认为Alan

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will become the yardstick

将成为衡量标准

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against which all future boyfriends will be measured

所有未来的男朋友都将以此为标准来衡量

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What future boyfriends ?

未来的男朋友？

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No , no . I think this could be , you know ," it ."

不，不。我想这可能是，你知道，“它”

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Really ? Oh , yeah

真的吗？哦，是的

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I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhoff impression alone

单凭他模仿David Hasselhoff的样子，我就愿意嫁给他。

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You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties , right ?

你知道我肯定会在派对上这么做的，对吧？

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You know what I like most about him ? What ?

你知道我最喜欢他哪一点吗？什么？

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The way he makes me feel about myself

他让我对自己产生的感觉

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How was the game ?

比赛怎么样？

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We won ! We won ! Thank you ! Yeah

我们赢了！我们赢了！谢谢！耶！

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Fantastic . I have one question : How is that possible ?

太棒了。我有一个问题：这怎么可能？

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Alan He was unbelievable

Alan 他简直难以置信

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He was like that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions

他就像那部《兔八哥》动画片里的兔八哥一样，一个人包揽了所有位置。

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But instead of Bugs , it was first base , Alan . Second base , Alan

但出现的不是Bugs，而是一垒手Alan。二垒手也是Alan。

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I mean , it was like he made us into a team

我的意思是，他就像把我们打造成了一个团队

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Yep . We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers

没错。我们确实让那些哈西德派的珠宝商见识到了。

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a thing or two about softball Nice

关于垒球的一些知识，不错

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Can I ask you guys a question ?

我能问你们一个问题吗？

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Do you ever think that Alan is maybe sometimes

你有没有想过，Alan有时候可能

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What ? I don't know . A little too Alan ?

什么？我不知道。是不是有点太Alan了？

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Oh , no That's not possible You can never be too Alan

哦，不，这不可能。你永远不可能太过Alan。

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Yeah , it's his innate Alanness that we adore

是的，正是他与生俱来的Alanness让我们为之倾倒。

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I , personally , could have a gallon of Alan . Oh !

我个人来说，可以喝下一加仑的Alan。哦！

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Hey , Lizzy Hey , Weird Girl

嘿，Lizzy 嘿，怪女孩

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I brought you alphabet soup . Did you pick out the vowels ?

我给你带来了字母汤。你把元音挑出来了吗？

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Yes , but I left in the Y's . Because , you know ," Sometimes Y ."

是的，但我保留了Y。因为，你知道，“有时候Y也算元音。”

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Um , I also have something else for you

嗯，我还有别的东西要给你

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Saltines ?

苏打饼干？

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No , but would you like $ 1000 and a football phone ?

不，但您想要1000美元和一个足球电话吗？

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What ?

什么？

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Oh , my God There's really money in here I know

哦，天哪！这里面真的有钱，我就知道

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Weird Girl , what are you doing ?

怪女孩，你在做什么？

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Oh , I want you to have it I don't want it

哦，我希望你拥有它，我不想要它

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No , no I have to give you something

不，不，我必须给你点东西

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No , it's fine . You don't

不，没关系。你不用

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Do you want my tinfoil hat ?

你想要我的锡纸帽吗？

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No , because you need that No , it's okay Thanks

不，因为你需要那个。不，没关系。谢谢。

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Please Let me do something

请让我做点什么

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Okay , all right I'll tell you what

好吧，行，我告诉你

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You buy me a soda and then we're even . Okay ?

你给我买瓶汽水，我们就两清了。好吗？

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Keep the change

不用找了

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Thanks , Lizzy

谢谢，Lizzy

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Sure you don't want a pretzel ?

你确定不要来个椒盐脆饼吗？

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No , I'm fine Thanks See you

不用了，我很好，谢谢。再见。

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A thumb ?

大拇指？

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I know , I know . I opened it up and there it was

我知道，我知道。我打开它，它就在那里。

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just floating in there , like this tiny little hitchhiker

就这样漂浮在那里，像一个小小的搭便车者

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Maybe it's a contest , you know ? Like " Collect all five ."

也许这是一场比赛，你知道吗？就像“集齐五个”那样。

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Does , um , anyone wanna see ?

嗯，有人想看吗？

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No , thanks

不用了，谢谢

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Oh , hey , don't do that Come on Cut that out

哦，嘿，别那样做。得了吧，别闹了。

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It's worse than the thumb

这比拇指还糟

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Hey , this is so unfair

嘿，这太不公平了

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Why is it unfair ? So I have a flaw Big deal

为什么这不公平？所以我有缺点，那又怎样

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Like Joey's constant knucklecracking isn't annoying ?

就像Joey不停地掰手指关节不烦人吗？

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And Ross , with his overpronouncing every single word

而Ross，总是把每个单词都发得特别清晰

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And Monica , with that snort when she laughs

还有Monica，她笑的时候会发出那种鼻音

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I mean , what the hell is that thing ?

我是说，那东西到底是什么鬼？

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I accept all those flaws

我接受所有这些缺点

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Why can't you accept me for this ?

为什么你不能接受我这样呢？

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Does the knucklecracking bother everybody , or just him ?

掰手指关节的响声是让每个人都感到困扰，还是仅仅让他自己感到不适？

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I could live without it

没有它我也能生活

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Well , is it , like , a little annoying ?

嗯，这是不是有点烦人？

角色A neutral

Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair ?

还是说这就像Phoebe嚼她的头发那样？

角色B neutral

Now , don't listen to him , Pheebs , all right ? I think it's endearing

现在，别听他的，Pheebs，好吗？我觉得这很讨人喜欢。

角色A neutral

Oh , you do , do you ?

哦，你真的这么认为吗？

角色B neutral

You know , there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly

你知道的，说话得体并没有什么错

角色A neutral

Indeed there isn't

确实没有

角色B neutral

I should really get back to work

我真的该回去工作了

角色A neutral

Yeah , otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered

是啊，不然有人可能会拿到他们真正点的东西

角色B neutral

The hair comes out and the gloves come off

头发掉光，手套摘下

角色A neutral

Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like ?

你有没有和一个你朋友们都很喜欢的男生约会过？

角色B neutral

Okay Well , I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like

好吧，我正在和一个我朋友们都很喜欢的男生约会

角色A neutral

We talking about the coyotes here ?

我们是在讨论郊狼吗？

角色B neutral

Heh All right A cow got through

呵呵，好吧，一头牛闯过去了

角色A neutral

Can you believe it ?

你能相信吗？

角色B neutral

It's just , you know what ?

你知道吗？

角色A neutral

I just don't feel the thing

我就是感觉不到那种东西

角色B neutral

I mean , they feel the thing I don't feel the thing

我的意思是，他们感受到了那种感觉，而我却没有感受到那种感觉

角色A neutral

Honey , you should always

亲爱的，你应该始终

角色B neutral

feel the thing

感受事物

角色A neutral

Listen , if that's how you feel about the guy , Monica , dump him

听着，Monica，如果你对那个家伙是这种感觉，那就甩了他吧。

角色B neutral

I know , it's just gonna be really hard

我知道，这将会非常困难。

角色A neutral

Yeah , he's a big boy He'll get over it

是的，他已经是个大男孩了，他会挺过去的。

角色B neutral

No , he'll be fine It's the other five I'm worried about

不，他会没事的。我担心的是另外五个人。

角色A neutral

Do you have any respect for your body ?

你对自己的身体有丝毫的尊重吗？

角色B neutral

Don't you realize what you're doing to yourself ?

你难道没意识到自己在做什么吗？

角色A neutral

Hey , you know , I've had it with you and your cancer

嘿，你知道吗，我已经受够了你和你的癌症

角色B neutral

and your emphysema and your heart disease

以及你的肺气肿和心脏病

角色A neutral

The bottom line is , smoking is cool , and you know it

归根结底，吸烟很酷，这一点你心知肚明。

角色B neutral

Ahem . Chandler ?

咳咳。Chandler？

角色A neutral

It's Alan He wants to speak to you

是Alan，他想和你说话

角色B neutral

Really ? He does ?

真的吗？他确实如此？

角色A neutral

Hey , buddy . What's up ?

嘿，伙计。最近怎么样？

角色B neutral

Oh , she told you about that , huh ?

哦，她跟你说了那件事，是吧？

角色A neutral

Well , yeah I have one now and then Well , yeah , now

嗯，是的，我偶尔会有一个。嗯，是的，现在。

角色B neutral

Well , it's not that bad

嗯，这还不算太糟

角色A neutral

Well , that's true

嗯，确实如此

角色B neutral

Gee , you know , no one's ever put it like that before

哎呀，你知道吗，以前从来没人这么说过

角色A neutral

Well , okay Thanks

好的，谢谢。

角色B neutral

God , he's good

天哪，他真厉害

角色A neutral

If only he were a woman

他要是个女人就好了

角色B neutral

Oh , Lamb Chop

哦，小羊羔

角色A neutral

How old is that sock ?

那只袜子有多旧了？

角色B neutral

If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years , it'd be talking too

如果我的手上有只袜子戴了30年，它也会说话了

角色A neutral

Okay , I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch

好吧，我觉得是时候给某人换尼古丁贴片了

角色B neutral

Where's Joey ?

Joey在哪里？

角色A neutral

Joey ate my last stick of gum , so I killed him

Joey吃掉了我的最后一根口香糖，所以我杀了他

角色B neutral

Do you think that was wrong ?

你认为那是错的吗？

角色A neutral

I think he's across the hall Thanks

我想他在大厅对面，谢谢。

角色B neutral

There you go

给你

角色A neutral

Ooh , I'm alive with pleasure now

哦，我现在充满愉悦，活力四射

角色B neutral

Hey , Pheebs , you gonna have the rest of that Pop Tart ?

嘿，Pheebs，你要吃完剩下的那个Pop Tart吗？

角色A neutral

Does anyone want the rest of this Pop Tart ?

有人想要剩下的这个Pop Tart吗？

角色B neutral

Hey , I might

嘿，我可能

角色A neutral

I'm sorry

我很抱歉

角色B neutral

You know , those stupid soda people

你知道的，那些愚蠢的汽水公司的人

角色A neutral

gave me $ 7000 for the thumb

给了我7000美元作为大拇指的补偿

角色B neutral

Oh , my God . Seven thousand dollars ?

天哪，七千美元？

角色A neutral

And on my way over here , I stepped in gum

在我来这里的路上，我踩到了口香糖

角色B neutral

What is up with the universe ?

宇宙是怎么回事？

角色A neutral

What's going on ?

发生什么事了？

角色B neutral

Nothing I just think it's nice when we're all here together

没什么，我只是觉得我们大家在一起的时候挺好的。

角色A neutral

It's even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear

当每个人都能穿上自己的内衣时，感觉会更好

角色B neutral

Uh , Joey Oh

呃，Joey Oh

角色A neutral

Okay Oh , come on

好吧，哦，别这样

角色B neutral

Please , guys , we have to talk

各位，我们得谈谈

角色A neutral

Wait , wait I'm getting adeja of u

等等，等等，我对你有种似曾相识的感觉。

角色B neutral

No , I'm not

不，我不是

角色A neutral

All right , we have to talk There it is

好吧，我们得谈谈。就是这样。

角色B neutral

Okay , it's about Alan

好的，是关于Alan的

角色A neutral

There's something you should know

有件事你应该知道

角色B neutral

Oh , man , there's really no easy way to say this Uh

哎呀，兄弟，这事儿真不好开口啊，呃

角色A neutral

I've decided to break up with Alan

我决定和Alan分手

角色B neutral

Is there somebody else ?

还有别人吗？

角色A neutral

No , no , no It's just

不，不，不，这只是

角色B neutral

you know , things change People change

你知道的，事物会变，人也会变。

角色A neutral

We didn't change

我们未曾改变

角色B neutral

So that's it ? It's over ?

就这样了？结束了？

角色A neutral

Just like that ?

就这样吗？

角色B neutral

You know , you let your guard down

你知道的，你放松了警惕

角色A neutral

You know , you start to really care about someone , and I just

你知道的，当你开始真正关心一个人时，而我却

角色B neutral

Look , I could go on pretending Okay

听着，我可以继续假装没事

角色A neutral

No No , that wouldn't be fair to me

不，不，那对我不公平

角色B neutral

it wouldn't be fair to Alan , it wouldn't fair to you

这对Alan不公平，这对你也不公平

角色A neutral

Yeah , well , who wants fair ?

是啊，谁想要公平呢？

角色B neutral

I mean , I just want things back , you know , the way they were

我的意思是，我只是想让一切回到从前，你知道的，就像以前那样。

角色A neutral

I'm sorry Oh , she's sorry I feel better

我很抱歉，哦，她也很抱歉，我感觉好多了

角色B neutral

I just can't believe this

我简直不敢相信

角色A neutral

I mean , with the holidays coming up I wanted him to meet my family

我的意思是，随着假期的临近，我想让他见见我的家人

角色B neutral

I'll meet someone else There'll be other Alans

我会遇到其他人，还会有其他叫Alan的人

角色A neutral

Yeah , right

是啊，没错

角色B neutral

Are you guys gonna be okay ? Hey , hey We'll be fine

你们会没事吧？嘿，嘿，我们会没事的。

角色A neutral

We're just gonna need a little time

我们只是需要一点时间

角色B neutral

I understand

我明白

角色A neutral

I'm really sorry Yeah I mean , I'm sorry too

我真的很抱歉，是的，我的意思是，我也很抱歉。

角色B neutral

But I gotta tell you , I'm a little relieved

但我得告诉你，我有点松了一口气

角色A neutral

Relieved ? Yeah , well

松了一口气？是啊，好吧

角色B neutral

I mean , I had a great time with you

我是说，和你在一起我过得很愉快。

角色A neutral

I just can't stand your friends

我就是受不了你的朋友们

角色B neutral

Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats ?

还记得我们去Central Park租船的时候吗？

角色A neutral

That was fun

那很有趣

角色B neutral

Yeah He could row like a Viking

是的，他划船的样子简直像个维京人。

角色A neutral

Hi Hi

嗨 嗨

角色B neutral

So how'd it go ?

那么，事情进展如何？

角色A neutral

You know . Did he mention us ?

你知道吗？他提到我们了吗？

角色B neutral

He says he's really gonna miss you guys

他说他真的很想念你们

角色A neutral

You had a rough day , huh ?

你今天过得不太顺，是吧？

角色B neutral

Oh , you have no idea Come here

哦，你根本不知道。过来吧。

角色A neutral

That's it I'm getting cigarettes No , no , no

就这样吧，我要去买烟了。不，不，不。

角色B neutral

I don't care I don't care

我不在乎，我不在乎

角色A neutral

Game's over I'm weak I've gotta smoke I've gotta have the smoke

游戏结束了，我虚弱不堪，我得抽根烟，我必须得到那口烟。

角色B neutral

If you never smoke again , I'll give you $ 7000

如果你再也不抽烟，我就给你7000美元

角色A neutral

Yeah , all right

好的，没问题