Friends S01E01

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There's nothing to tell It's just some guy I work with

没什么好说的，他只是我的一个同事。

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Come on You're going out with a guy

来吧，你要和一个男生约会了

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There's gotta be something wrong with him

他肯定有什么地方不对劲

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So does he have a hump and a hair piece ?

那么他是不是驼背还戴了假发？

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Wait . Does he eat chalk ?

等等，他吃粉笔吗？

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I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl Oh

我不想让她经历我和Carl Oh之间的那些事

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Okay , everybody relax This is not even a date

好了，大家都放松点，这甚至算不上一次约会

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It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex

这只是两个人出去吃顿饭，并没有发生关系。

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Sounds like a date to me

听起来像是个约会。

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I'm back in high school , in the middle of the cafeteria

我回到了高中，站在食堂的中央

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and I realize I'm totally naked

我意识到自己完全赤裸着

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Oh , yeahI've had that dream

哦，是的，我做过那个梦。

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Then I look down and I realize there is a phone

然后我低头一看，发现有一部手机

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Instead of That's right !

而不是那样！

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-That one , I've never had No

那个，我从来没有过。

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All of a sudden , the phone starts to ring

突然，电话开始响了起来

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And it turns out it's my mother

结果发现是我的母亲

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Which is very , very weird because she never calls me

这非常、非常奇怪，因为她从没给我打过电话

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This guy says " hello ," I wanna kill myself

这家伙说“你好”，我真想自杀

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Are you okay , sweetie ?

你还好吗，亲爱的？

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I just feel like someone grabbed my small intestine

我感觉就像有人抓住了我的小肠

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pulled it out of my mouth

从我嘴里拉了出来

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and tied it around my neck . Cookie ?

然后把它系在了我的脖子上。来块饼干吗？

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Carol moved her stuff out today

Carol今天把她的东西搬走了

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Let me get you some coffee Thanks

让我给你倒杯咖啡，谢谢。

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No No , don't ! Stop cleansing my aura

不不，别这样！别净化我的气场

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Just leave my aura alone , okay ?

别管我的气场了，好吗？

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I'll be fine . All right ?

我会没事的。好吗？

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Really I hope she'll be very happy

我真的希望她会非常幸福

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No , you don't No , I don't

不，你没有。不，我没有。

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To hell with her . She left me !

让她见鬼去吧。她抛弃了我！

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And you never knew she was a lesbian

而你从未知道她是一位女同性恋者

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No ! Okay ?

不！好吗？

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Why does everyone keep fixating on that ?

为什么大家总是纠结于那件事？

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She didn't know . How should I know ?

她不知道。我怎么会知道？

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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian

有时候我希望自己是个女同性恋

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Did I say that out loud ?

我是不是说出来了？

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All right , Ross Look , you're feeling a lot of pain right now

好吧，Ross，听着，你现在正感到非常痛苦

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You're angry You're hurting

你很生气 你很受伤

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Can I tell you what the answer is ?

我可以告诉你答案是什么吗？

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Strip joints !

脱衣舞俱乐部！

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Come on , you're single Have some hormones

来吧，你可是单身，释放点荷尔蒙吧

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See , but I don't want to be single , okay ?

你看，但我不想单身，好吗？

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I just wanna be married again

我只是想再次结婚

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And I just want a million dollars !

我只想要一百万美元！

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Rachel ?

Rachel?

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Oh , God , Monica ! Hi ! Thank God !

哦，天哪，Monica！嗨！谢天谢地！

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I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said

我去了你们的大楼，有个拿着锤子的家伙说

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that you might be here

你可能会在这里

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and you are

而你是

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Can I get you some coffee ? Decaf

要我给你倒杯咖啡吗？无咖啡因的。

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Okay , everybody , this is Rachel

好的，大家，这位是Rachel

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Another Lincoln High survivor

另一位林肯高中的幸存者

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This is everybody This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey

这是所有人，这是Chandler、Phoebe和Joey

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And remember my brother , Ross ?

还记得我弟弟Ross吗？

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Sure ! Hey

当然！嘿

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Hi Oh , God

嗨，哦，天啊

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So you wanna tell us now

那么你现在想告诉我们，

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or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids ?

还是我们在等四位湿漉漉的伴娘？

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Oh , God ! Well , it started about a half-hour before the wedding

哦，天哪！事情是在婚礼开始前大约半小时发生的。

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I was in this room with all the presents

我在这个房间里，周围都是礼物

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and I was looking at this gravy boat

而我正看着这个船形肉汁盘

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This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat

这只非常精美的Limoges调味汁船

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When all of a sudden Sweet'N Low ?

突然间，Sweet'N Low怎么了？

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I realized

我意识到

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I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry

我对这个船形肉汁盘的兴趣比对Barry还要大。

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Then I got really freaked out , and that's when it hit me :

然后我真的被吓坏了，就在那一刻，我突然意识到：

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How much Barry looks like Mr Potato Head

Barry看起来有多像土豆先生

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You know , I mean , I always knew he looked familiar , but

你知道，我的意思是，我一直觉得他看起来很眼熟，但是

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Anyway , I just had to get out of there , and I started wondering :

无论如何，我不得不离开那里，然后我开始思考：

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Why am I doing this ? and Who am I doing this for ?

我为什么要这么做？我这么做是为了谁？

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Anyway , I just didn't know where to go

总之，我只是不知道该去哪里，

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and I know you and I have drifted apart

我知道我们之间已经渐行渐远

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but you're the only person I know in the city

但你是我在这座城市里唯一认识的人

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Who wasn't invited to the wedding

谁没有被邀请参加婚礼

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Oh , I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue

哦，我本来希望这不会成为问题。

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I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ

我猜他给她买了那架大管风琴

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and she's really not happy about it

她对此真的非常不满

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Daddy , I just I can't marry him

爸爸，我真的不能嫁给他

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I'm sorry

对不起

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I just don't love him

我就是不爱他

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Well , it matters to me

嗯，这对我很重要

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She should not be wearing those pants

她不应该穿那条裤子。

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I say push her down the stairs

我说把她推下楼梯

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Push her down the stairs ! Push her down the stairs !

把她推下楼梯！把她推下楼梯！

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Come on , Daddy , listen to me !

拜托了，爸爸，听我说！

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It's like all of my life , everyone's always told me , You're a shoe !

在我的一生中，似乎每个人都总是对我说，你就像一只鞋子！

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You're a shoe ! You're a shoe ! You're a shoe !

你就是只鞋！你就是只鞋！你就是只鞋！

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Then today I stopped and said , What if I don't wanna be a shoe ?

然后今天我停下来问道，如果我不想做一只鞋呢？

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What if I wanna be a purse ? You know ?

如果我想成为一个包包呢？你知道吗？

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Or a hat ?

或者一顶帽子？

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I don't want you to buy me a hat , I am a hat

我不需要你给我买帽子，我就是一顶帽子。

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It's a metaphor , Daddy !

这是个比喻，爸爸！

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You can see where he'd have trouble

你可以看出他会在哪里遇到麻烦

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Look , Daddy , it's my life

爸爸，这是我的生活

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Well , maybe I'll just stay here with Monica

好吧，也许我就和Monica待在这里吧。

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I guess we've established she's staying with Monica

我想我们已经确定她要和Monica住在一起了

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Well , maybe that's my decision

好吧，也许这是我的决定。

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Well , maybe I don't need your money

好吧，也许我不需要你的钱

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Wait ! Wait ! I said maybe !

等等！等等！我说可能吧！

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Okay Just breathe , that's it

好的，深呼吸，就这样

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Just try to think of nice , calm things

试着去想一些美好、平静的事物

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Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens

玫瑰上的雨滴 小猫的胡须

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Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens

门铃和雪橇铃，还有与手套相关的东西

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Lalala something With string

啦啦啦 带线的东西

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I'm all better now

我现在完全好了

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I helped

我帮助了

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Look , this is probably for the best , you know ?

你看，这或许是最好的结果，你知道吗？

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Independence Taking control of your life

独立 掌控自己的生活

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And , hey , if you need anything , you can always come to Joey

而且，嘿，如果你需要任何帮助，随时可以来找Joey。

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Me and Chandler live right across the hall

我和Chandler就住在走廊对面

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And he's away a lot

而且他经常不在家

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Joey , stop hitting on her It's her wedding day

Joey，别去撩她了，今天是她的婚礼。

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What ? Like there's a rule or something ?

什么？难道还有规定之类的吗？

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Please don't do that again It's a horrible sound

请不要再那样做了，那声音太可怕了。

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Uh , it's Paul Buzz him in

呃，是Paul，让他进来吧

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Who's Paul ? Paul , the wine guy , Paul ?

谁是Paul？那个酒商Paul，Paul吗？

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Wait a minute . Your ' not a real date '

等一下。你的‘不是真正的约会’

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is with Paul , the wine guy ?

是和Paul，那位葡萄酒专家在一起吗？

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He finally asked you out ? Yes

他终于约你出去了？是的。

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Ooh This is a Dear Diary moment

哦，这真是个值得记入日记的时刻

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Rach , wait , I can cancel

Rach，等等，我可以取消

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Please , no Go , I'll be fine

请别走，我会没事的

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Ross , are you okay ? I mean , do you want me to stay ?

Ross，你还好吗？我的意思是，你需要我留下来吗？

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That'd be good

那会很好

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Really ?

真的吗？

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No , go on ! It's Paul , the wine guy

不，继续吧！是Paul，那个葡萄酒专家

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Hi , come in . Paul , this is

嗨，请进。Paul，这是

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everybody Everybody , this is Paul

各位，这位是Paul

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Paul , the wine guy

Paul，那位葡萄酒专家

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Wine guy . I didn't catch your name . Paul , was it ?

酒保先生，我没听清你的名字。是叫Paul吗？

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Okay Sit down Two seconds

好的，坐下，两秒钟

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Ooh , I just pulled out four eyelashes That can't be good

哦，我刚拔掉了四根睫毛，这可不是个好兆头。

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So , Rachel , what are you up to tonight ?

那么，Rachel，你今晚有什么安排？

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Well , I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon

嗯，我本应该去Aruba度蜜月的。

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so , nothing

所以，没什么

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Right You're not even getting your honeymoon

没错，你甚至连蜜月都得不到

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God No , no Although , Aruba Heh This time of year ? Eh

天啊，不，不。不过，Aruba，嗯，每年的这个时候？呃

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Talk about your

谈谈你的

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big lizards

大型蜥蜴

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Anyway , if you don't feel like being alone tonight

总之，如果你今晚不想一个人待着

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Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture

Joey和Chandler在帮我搬家具

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Yes , and we're very excited about it

是的，我们对此非常兴奋。

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Actually , thanks , but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight

其实，谢谢你的好意，但我今晚就打算在这里待着了

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It's been a long day Oh , sure Okay Sure

真是漫长的一天 哦，当然 好的 当然

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Hey , Pheebs , you wanna help ?

嘿，Pheebs，你想帮忙吗？

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Oh , I wish I could , but I don't want to

哦，我真希望我能这么做，但我不想。

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I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things

我应该把一个支架类的东西安装在侧边的部件上

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using a bunch of these little worm guys

使用一堆这些小虫子

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I have no brackety thing , I see no worm guys whatsoever

我没有括号之类的东西，我也没看到任何虫子。

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and I cannot feel my legs

我的腿失去了知觉

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What's this ?

这是什么？

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I have no idea

我不知道

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Done with the bookcase All finished

书柜已经完成了，全部搞定。

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This was Carol's favorite beer

这是Carol最喜欢的啤酒

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She always drank it out of the can I should have known

她总是直接从罐子里喝，我早该知道的

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Hey Ross , let me ask you a question

嘿，Ross，让我问你一个问题

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She got the furniture , the stereo , the good TV

她得到了家具、音响和那台好电视

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What did you get ?

你得到了什么？

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You guys

你们

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Oh , God Oh , my God You got screwed

哦，天哪，哦，我的天哪，你被坑了

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Oh , my God I know , I know I'm such an idiot

天哪，我知道，我知道我真是个傻瓜

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I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week

我早该察觉到的，当她一周去四五次牙医的时候。

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I mean , how clean can teeth get ?

我是说，牙齿能有多干净呢？

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My brother's going through that He's such a mess

我弟弟正在经历那个阶段，他简直一团糟

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How did you get through it ?

你是怎么挺过来的？

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He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers

他可能会故意不小心弄坏她的某件贵重物品

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Say her Leg ?

说她的腿？

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Heh That's one way of going through it , yeah

嘿，这也是一种经历的方式，没错

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Me , I went for the watch

我呢，选择了那块手表

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You actually broke her watch ? Mm

你真的把她的表弄坏了？嗯

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Barry , I'm sorry I am so sorry

Barry，我很抱歉，真的非常抱歉

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You probably think it's about

你可能认为这是关于

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making love with your socks on , but it isn't

穿着袜子做爱，但其实并不是

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It isn't , it's about me . And I

不是的，这是关于我的。而我

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Hi . Machine cut me off again . Anyway

嗨，机器又把我切断了。总之

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You know what's scary ?

你知道什么最可怕吗？

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What if there's only one woman for everybody ?

如果每个人命中注定只有一位女子，那会怎样？

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I mean , what if you get one woman

我是说，如果你遇到一个女人，

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and that's it ?

就这样吗？

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Unfortunately , in my case

遗憾的是，就我而言，

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there was only one woman for her

对她来说，只有一位女性

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What are you talking about ? One woman

你在说什么？一个女人

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That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you

这就像在说你只能选择一种口味的冰淇淋

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Let me tell you something , Ross There's lots of flavors out there

让我告诉你一件事，Ross，世界上有很多种口味。

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There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla

有岩石路、曲奇面团和樱桃香草口味。

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You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream

你可以选择加彩色糖粒、坚果或鲜奶油。

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This is the best thing that ever happened to you

这是发生在你身上最好的事情

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You got married . You were like , what , 8 ?

你结婚了。你那时候多大，8岁吗？

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Welcome back to the world Grab a spoon

欢迎回到这个世界，拿起勺子吧

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I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny

说实话，我也不知道自己是饿了还是欲火焚身。

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Then stay out of my freezer

那就别碰我的冰箱

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Ever since she walked out on me , I

自从她离开我后，我

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What ? What ?

什么？什么？

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You wanna spell it out with noodles ?

你想用面条拼出来吗？

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No , it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation

不，这更像是第五次约会才会透露的事情

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Oh , so there's gonna be a fifth date ?

哦，所以还会有第五次约会吗？

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Isn't there ?

不是吗？

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Yeah , yeah I think there is

是的，是的，我认为有

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What were you gonna say ?

你刚才想说什么？

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Well Er , uh

嗯 呃，呃

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Ever since she left me , um

自从她离开我后，嗯

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I haven't been able to perform

我一直无法表演

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Oh , God ! Oh , God ! I am soI'm so sorry

哦，天哪！哦，天哪！我真的很抱歉

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It's okay

没关系

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Being spit on is probably not what you need right now

被吐口水可能并不是你现在需要的

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How long ?

多久？

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Two years

两年

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Wow !

哇！

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I'm glad you smashed her watch

我很高兴你砸了她的手表

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So you still think you might want that fifth date ?

所以你还是觉得可能会想要第五次约会吗？

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Yeah , I do

是的，我愿意

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I , Joanie , take you , Charles

我，Joanie，愿与你，Charles，结为连理。

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as my lawful husband

作为我的合法丈夫

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Do you take Joanie ? Oh ! See

你接受Joanie吗？哦！看

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But Joanie loved Chachi

但Joanie深爱着Chachi

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That's the difference

这就是区别

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" Grab a spoon ."

拿个勺子。

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Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon ?

你知道我多久没拿过勺子了吗？

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Do the words ," Billy , don't be a hero ,"

这些词，“Billy，不要当英雄，

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mean anything to you ?

对你有意义吗？

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You know , here's the thing . Even if I could get it together enough

你知道，问题是这样的。即使我能勉强振作起来

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to ask a woman out

约一位女士出去

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who am I gonna ask ?

我该去问谁呢？

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Isn't this amazing ?

这难道不令人惊叹吗？

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I mean , I have never made coffee before in my life

我的意思是，我这辈子还从来没煮过咖啡。

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That is amazing Congratulations

太棒了，恭喜你

角色B neutral

While you're on a roll , if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something

趁你兴致正高，如果你想做个西式煎蛋卷什么的

角色A neutral

Although , actually I'm really not that hungry this morning

不过，其实我今天早上并不是很饿

角色B neutral

Good morning Good morning

早上好 早上好

角色A neutral

Morning Morning

早上好 早上好

角色B neutral

Morning Morning , Paul

早上好，Paul

角色A neutral

Hello , Paul . Hi . Paul , is it ?

你好，Paul。嗨。Paul，是吗？

角色B neutral

I had a really great time last night

昨晚我过得非常愉快

角色A neutral

Thank youThank you so much

非常感谢

角色B neutral

We'll talk later , okay ? Yeah

我们待会儿再聊，好吗？好的

角色A neutral

Thank you

谢谢

角色B neutral

That wasn't a real date

那不是一次真正的约会

角色A neutral

What the hell do you do on a real date ?

你们在真正的约会中到底在干什么？

角色B neutral

Shut up and put my table back Okay

闭嘴，把我的桌子放回去，好吗

角色A neutral

All right , kids , I gotta get to work

好了，孩子们，我得去工作了

角色B neutral

If I don't input those numbers , it doesn't make much of a difference

如果我不输入那些数字，也不会有太大影响

角色A neutral

So , like , you guys all have jobs ?

所以，你们都有工作吗？

角色B neutral

Yeah , we all have jobs

是的，我们都有工作

角色A neutral

See , that's how we buy stuff

看，我们就是这样买东西的

角色B neutral

Yeah , I'm an actor

是的，我是一名演员

角色A neutral

Wow . Would I have seen you in anything ?

哇。我有没有在什么作品里见过你？

角色B neutral

Oh , I doubt it

哦，我对此表示怀疑

角色A neutral

Mostly regional work

主要是区域性的工作

角色B neutral

Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio

除非你碰巧看过Wee One剧团制作的《木偶奇遇记》

角色A neutral

" Look , Geppeto . I'm a real live boy ."

看，Geppeto，我是一个真正的活生生的男孩了。

角色B neutral

I will not take this abuse

我不会忍受这种侮辱

角色A neutral

You're right I'm sorry

你说得对，我很抱歉

角色B neutral

Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy

曾经我是一个木头男孩，一个小小的木头男孩

角色A neutral

So how are you doing today ? Did you sleep okay ?

你今天过得怎么样？睡得好吗？

角色B neutral

Did you talk to Barry ? I can't stop smiling

你和Barry谈过了吗？我笑得停不下来

角色A neutral

I can see that

我明白了

角色B neutral

You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth

你看起来像是睡觉时嘴里叼着衣架。

角色A neutral

I know . He's just so

我知道。他只是太

角色B neutral

Remember you and Tony De Marco ?

还记得你和Tony De Marco吗？

角色A neutral

Oh , yeah ! Well , it's like that With feelings

哦，是啊！嗯，就是那种感觉。

角色B neutral

Oh , wow , are you in trouble !

哦，哇，你麻烦大了！

角色A neutral

Okay , okay . I am just going to get up , go to work

好吧，好吧。我这就起床去上班。

角色B neutral

and not think about him all day

并且一整天都不去想他

角色A neutral

Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work

否则我就直接起床去上班了

角色B neutral

Oh , wish me luck ! What for ?

哦，祝我好运吧！为了什么？

角色A neutral

I'm gonna go get one of those job things

我打算去找份工作。

角色B neutral

Hey , Monica Hey , Franny Welcome back

嘿，Monica 嘿，Franny 欢迎回来

角色A neutral

How was Florida ?

佛罗里达怎么样？

角色B neutral

You had sex , didn't you ?

你们发生关系了，对吧？

角色A neutral

How do you do that ?

你是怎么做到的？

角色B neutral

You know Paul

你认识Paul

角色A neutral

Oh , yeah , I know Paul

哦，是的，我认识Paul

角色B neutral

You mean , you know Paul like I know Paul ?

你是说，你了解Paul就像我了解Paul一样吗？

角色A neutral

Are you kidding ? I take credit for Paul

你在开玩笑吗？我为Paul感到自豪

角色B neutral

Before me , there was no snap in his turtle for two years

在我之前，他的乌龟已经两年没有活力了。

角色A neutral

Of course it was a line

当然，这是一句台词

角色B neutral

Why ? Why would anybody do something like that ?

为什么？为什么会有人做出那样的事？

角色A neutral

We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than :

我们正在寻找一个比这更复杂的答案：

角色B neutral

" To get you into bed ."

为了让你上床。

角色A neutral

Is it me ?

是我吗？

角色B neutral

Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs

是不是我身上有什么只有狗才能察觉到的信号

角色A neutral

and men with severe emotional problems can hear ?

而那些有严重情绪问题的男性也能听到吗？

角色B neutral

All right , come here Give me your feet

好了，过来吧，把脚给我

角色A neutral

I just thought he was nice , you know ?

我只是觉得他人不错，你知道吗？

角色B neutral

I can't believe you didn't know it was a line

我真不敢相信你竟然不知道那是个套路

角色A neutral

Guess what

你猜怎么着

角色B neutral

You got a job ? Are you kidding ?

你找到工作了？你在开玩笑吧？

角色A neutral

I'm trained for nothing

我什么技能都没学过

角色B neutral

I was laughed out of 12 interviews today

我今天参加了12场面试，结果都被嘲笑而离开。

角色A neutral

Yet you're surprisingly upbeat

然而你却出奇地乐观

角色B neutral

Well , you would be too

嗯，你也会的

角色A neutral

if you found Joan and David boots on sale

如果你发现Joan and David靴子在打折

角色B neutral

50 percent off

五折

角色A neutral

Oh , how well you know me

哦，你真是太了解我了

角色B neutral

They're my new I don't need a job or my parents

这是我的新皮靴我不需要工作不需要父母

角色A neutral

I've got great boots

我有一双很棒的靴子

角色B neutral

How'd you pay for them ? Uh , credit card

你是怎么付的款？呃，信用卡。

角色A neutral

And who pays for that ?

那么谁来为此买单呢？

角色B neutral

Um , my father

呃，我父亲

角色A neutral

You can't live off your parents your whole life

你不能一辈子都靠父母养活。

角色B neutral

I know that That's why I was getting married

我知道，这就是为什么我要结婚。

角色A neutral

Give her a break It's hard being on your own for the first time

给她点空间吧，第一次独立生活确实不容易

角色B neutral

Thank you You're welcome

谢谢 不客气

角色A neutral

I remember when I first came to this city

我还记得第一次来到这座城市的时候，

角色B neutral

I was 14

我那时14岁

角色A neutral

My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison

我的母亲自杀了，而我的继父又回到了监狱。

角色B neutral

And I got here , and I didn't know anybody

我到了这里，一个人也不认识。

角色A neutral

I ended up living with this albino guy

我最终和这个患有白化病的家伙住在了一起

角色B neutral

who was cleaning windshields outside Port Authority

在Port Authority外清洗挡风玻璃的人

角色A neutral

And then he killed himself

然后他自杀了

角色B neutral

And then I found aromatherapy

然后我发现了芳香疗法

角色A neutral

So believe me , I know exactly how you feel

所以相信我，我非常理解你的感受

角色B neutral

The word you're looking for is :

你要找的词是：

角色A neutral

" Anyway "

总之

角色B neutral

All right . You ready ?

好的。你准备好了吗？

角色A neutral

I don't think so Oh , come on

我不这么认为 哦，别这样

角色B neutral

Cut Cut

剪剪

角色A neutral

Cut , cut , cut

剪，剪，剪

角色B neutral

Hey All right

嘿，好吧

角色A neutral

Welcome to the real world

欢迎来到现实世界

角色B neutral

It sucks You're gonna love it

这糟透了 你会爱上它的

角色A neutral

Well , that's it . You gonna crash on the couch ?

好了，就这样吧。你要在沙发上凑合一夜吗？

角色B neutral

No . No , I gotta go home sometime . Are you gonna be okay ?

不，不，我总得回家啊。你一个人能行吗？

角色A neutral

Look what I just found on the floor

看看我刚刚在地上发现了什么

角色B neutral

What ?

什么？

角色A neutral

That's Paul's watch

那是Paul的手表

角色B neutral

You can just put it back where you found it

你可以把它放回你找到它的地方

角色A neutral

Oh , boy All right Good night , everybody

哦，天哪。好吧，大家晚安。

角色B neutral

Good night

晚安

角色A neutral

Hmm Hmm

嗯嗯

角色B neutral

Oh , sorry No Oh , no Go

哦，抱歉。不，哦，不，走吧。

角色A neutral

No , have it , really . Split it ?

不，真的，你拿着吧。要不要平分？

角色B neutral

Okay Okay

好的 好的

角色A neutral

You probably didn't know this , but back in high school I had

你可能不知道，但在高中时我曾经

角色B neutral

a major crush on you

对你非常着迷

角色A neutral

I knew

我知道

角色B neutral

You did ? Oh

你真的吗？哦

角色A neutral

I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother

我猜你以为我是Monica那个书呆子哥哥

角色B neutral

I did Oh

我做到了哦

角色A neutral

Listen , do you think

听着，你觉得

角色B neutral

And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here

并且尽量不要让我的脆弱在这里成为任何影响因素

角色A neutral

Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime , maybe ?

你觉得如果我有天约你出去，可以吗？

角色B neutral

Okay , maybe I will

好吧，也许我会的

角色A neutral

Good night Good night

晚安 晚安

角色B neutral

See you

再见

角色A neutral

Wait , wait . Hey , what's with you ?

等等，等等。嘿，你怎么了？

角色B neutral

I just grabbed a spoon

我刚拿了一把勺子

角色A neutral

Can't believe what I'm hearing

简直不敢相信我听到的

角色B neutral

What I said you had What I said you had

我说你有 我说你有

角色A neutral

Would you stop ? Oh , was I doing it again ?

你能停下来吗？哦，我又在那样做了吗？

角色B neutral

Would anybody like more coffee ?

还有人想再来点咖啡吗？

角色A neutral

Did you make it or are you just serving it ?

这是你做的还是你只是端上来的？

角色B neutral

I'm just serving it I'll have a cup of coffee

我只是在端咖啡，我要来一杯咖啡。

角色A neutral

Kids , new dream

孩子们，新的梦想

角色B neutral

I'm in Las Vegas I'm Liza Minnelli

我在拉斯维加斯，我是Liza Minnelli

角色A neutral

Wait a minute . You're not a real date

等一下。你不是真的约会对象。

角色B neutral

Ever since she walked out on me

自从她离我而去

角色A neutral

Oh , God ! Oh , God ! I am so sorry

天啊！天啊！我真是太抱歉了