028 友谊游戏

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After the humans finally had lunch, everyone headed outside to the soccer field

人类客人终于吃过午饭后，大家都来到了外面的足球场。

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" We have a friendly game of soccer planned," explained Mr. Freaky

“我们安排了一场足球友谊赛，”弗利克老师解释道。

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Ben saw Mayor Hubbletree's face brighten

本看到哈布尔特里市长的脸上露出了喜色。

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" I didn't know monsters like soccer

“我都不知道怪物也喜欢踢足球。

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I played soccer in college — I was actually rather good at the game."

我上大学时踢过足球——其实我踢得相当好。”

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Mr. Freaky beamed." Wonderful! It's going to be very exciting!"

弗利克老师笑逐颜开。“太棒了！一定会很精彩！”

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Ben sat near his friends in the bleachers

本和朋友们一起在看台上坐了下来。

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He watched the Monster Academy soccer team walk onto the grass

他看着怪物学院的足球队走上了草地。

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The human team followed them

人类队伍跟在他们后面。

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Mr. Gwarg was already there. A large bag sat beside him

格瓦格先生已经在那里了。他身旁放着一个大袋子。

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" Listen up, monsters," said the gym teacher

“听好了，怪物们，”体育老师说。

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" You're playing against humans today, so there are a few rule changes."

“你们今天的对手是人类，所以规则要稍作调整。”

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A tiny goblin raised his hand

一个小妖精举起了手。

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" We can still throw fireballs at each other, right?"

“我们还能互相扔火球，对吧？”

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A human player gulped

一个人类球员咽了口唾沫。

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" Absolutely not," said Mr. Gwarg

“绝对不行，”瓜格先生说。

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" The humans can't do that, so it wouldn't be fair

“人类不会这个，所以那不公平。

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You also can't use claws, fangs, or any kind of magic."

你们也不能用爪子、尖牙或任何魔法。”

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Zork huffed," This game is going to be so boring."

佐克气呼呼地说：“这比赛要无聊死了。”

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" It'll be just like regular soccer," said Mr. Gwarg

“这跟普通的足球比赛完全一样，”瓜格先生说。

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" But safer for the humans. Oh, and there's no flying."

“但对人类更安全。哦，还有，不准飞。”

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" What!" cried a monster with wings." How can we play without flying?"

“什么！”一个带翅膀的怪物喊道。“不能飞还怎么踢球啊？”

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Mr. Gwarg folded his arms

格瓦格老师抱起双臂。

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" If the humans can play without flying, then so can you, Leo."

“人类能不用飞就踢球，你也能，利奥。”

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" That's not a problem for me," said a worm monster." I can't fly anyway."

“这对我不是问题，”一个蠕虫怪物说，“反正我也不能飞。”

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" You can't pop up from underground either, Francis," Mr. Gwarg said

“你也不能从地下冒出来，弗朗西斯。”格瓦格老师说。

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" Boo," said the worm

“切。”蠕虫说。

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Soon the players took their positions on the field

很快，球员们在场上各就各位。

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The monsters' goalie was an enormous green blob

怪物队的守门员是一个巨大的绿色软泥怪。

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" Hey, no fair!" shouted a human boy." Your goalie fills the entire goal!"

“嘿，不公平！”一个人类男孩喊道。“你们的守门员把整个球门都堵死了！”

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" Yeah," said a girl." We should have two goalies to make it even!"

“对，”一个女孩说，“我们该派两个守门员，这样才公平！”

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" What!" said a fish monster." Two of our players are zombies

“什么！”一个鱼怪说，“我们队还有两个球员是僵尸呢。”

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You humans should lose two players if we're going to keep things even!"

要想公平的话，你们人类也该减掉两个球员！”

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" No way!" said another girl." You guys have a two-headed monster!

“不行！”另一个女孩说，“你们队里还有个双头怪呢！

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She should count as two players!"

她一个人就该算两个球员！”

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Mr. Gwarg blew his whistle." Let's start the game!"

瓜格老师吹响哨子。“比赛开始！”

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The gym teacher carried the bag to the center of the field and pulled out the game ball

体育老师把袋子拿到球场中央，掏出了比赛用球。

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Wiggling tentacles covered it, and electrical sparks danced across its surface

球身上布满蠕动的触手，表面还有电火花在跳跃。

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The human players shrieked and ran off the field

人类球员尖叫着跑出了球场。

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" What is that thing?" cried Mayor Hubbletree

“那是什么东西？”哈勃特里镇长喊道。

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Mr. Freaky blinked in surprise." It's a soccer ball, Mayor

弗里克老师惊讶地眨了眨眼。"这是个足球啊，市长。

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I thought you said you used to play?"

我记得您说过您以前也踢球？"

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" That's not a soccer ball, Freaky!" the mayor shouted

"那才不是足球呢，弗里克！"市长喊道。

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" That's a disgusting — Oh, never mind. This whole trip is a disaster."

"那是个恶心的——唉，算了。整趟旅行就是一场灾难。"

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A moment later a human player ran back from the bus with a new soccer ball

过了一会儿，一个人类球员从巴士上拿回一个新的足球。

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Ben saw that this one had no tentacles or electrical sparks

本看到这个球没有触手，也不会冒电火花。

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" We're using our ball for the game!" Mayor Hubbletree snapped

"比赛要用我们的球！"哈勃特里市长厉声说道。

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A few monster players started to argue, but Mr. Gwarg shot them a look

几个怪物球员想要争辩，但瓜格老师瞪了他们一眼。

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" Fine," the gym teacher told the mayor

"行吧，"体育老师对市长说。

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A tall boy quickly got control of the ball

一个高个子男生很快拿到了球。

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He passed it to a girl up the field

他把球传给了前场的一个女孩。

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" That's Rebecca," said Dave." She's really good at soccer."

“那是丽贝卡，”戴夫说。“她足球踢得特别好。”

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Rebecca dribbled the ball fast

丽贝卡快速运球。

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Leo ran in front of her, but Rebecca got the ball past him and continued down the field

利奥跑到她前面拦截，但丽贝卡带球过了他，继续向前场推进。

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She rushed past the two zombie defenders and took a shot

她冲过两名僵尸防守队员，起脚射门。

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The goalie blob lunged toward the ball, but he was too slow

守门员软泥怪扑过去，但他动作太慢了。

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The ball went past him, and the humans cheered

球从他身边飞过，人类队伍欢呼起来。

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" Score one for the humans!" shouted Mr. Gwarg

“人类队得一分！”瓜格老师喊道。

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The monsters had the ball now

现在球权在怪物队这边。

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The tiny goblin ran toward three large human players

小地精朝三名高大的人类球员冲了过去。

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Keeping perfect control of the ball, the goblin scooted between a player's feet

小地精灵活地控制着球，在球员两脚之间穿梭。

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" Hey!" the kid yelled

“喂！”那个孩子喊道。

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The goblin reached the humans' goal and shot

小地精冲到人类队的球门前，起脚射门。

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The goalie caught the ball and threw it toward a player nearby

守门员接住了球，把它扔向就近的一名球员。

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The boy dribbled the ball past Leo

男孩盘带着球过掉了里奥。

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The monster flapped his wings and flew after the boy

那只怪兽拍打着翅膀，朝男孩飞去。

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Mr. Gwarg blew his whistle." No flying!"

瓜格先生吹响了哨子。“禁止飞行！”

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" Sorry!" said Leo, dropping back to the ground

“对不起！”里奥说着，落回了地面。

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The goblin took the ball from the boy and headed back up the field

小地精从男孩脚下抢走了球，掉头向球场另一边跑去。

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A moment later a big human kid charged toward the goblin, knocking him over

片刻后，一个高大的人类男孩朝小地精冲过来，撞倒了他。

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" Ow!" cried the goblin." No fair!"

“哎呦！”小地精喊道。“这不公平！”

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" Sure, it's fair!" the kid called over his shoulder

“当然公平！”那孩子头也不回地喊道。

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" You can check in — Oof!"

“你可以来抢——哎呦！”

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Francis had popped out of the ground, tripping the kid

弗朗西斯突然从地里冒了出来，绊倒了那个孩子。

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Mr. Gwarg blew his whistle again." Francis!"

瓜格先生再次吹响了哨子。“弗朗西斯！”

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" Sorry!" called the worm

“对不起！”虫子喊道。

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Now Rebecca had the ball. She headed down the field and took another shot

现在丽贝卡拿到了球。她向着对方半场冲去，又射了一次门。

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The ball knocked over a zombie

球撞倒了一个僵尸。

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In the bleachers Waldo shook his head

在看台上，沃尔多摇了摇头。

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" How did those zombies ever get on the team?"

“那些僵尸到底是怎么选上队员的？”

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Ben shrugged." Don't ask me."

本耸了耸肩。“我可不知道。”

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The ball was still sitting in the grass near the fallen zombie

球还停在倒在旁边的僵尸附近的草地上。

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As Rebecca ran to it, light flashed — and the ball turned into a gigantic spider!

就在丽贝卡跑向球时，一道光闪过——球变成了一只巨型蜘蛛！