Friends S01E20

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I can't believe you would actually say that

我真不敢相信你居然会说出那种话

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I would much rather be Mr Peanut than Mr Salty

我宁愿成为Mr Peanut，也不愿成为Mr Salty

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No way . Mr. Salty is a sailor , all right ?

不可能。Salty先生是水手，对吧？

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He's gotta be , like , the toughest snack there is

他大概是最难搞的零食了

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I don't know You don't wanna mess with corn nuts

我不知道，你最好别惹玉米坚果。

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They're crazy

他们疯了

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Oh my God Oh my God You guys , you gotta come see this

天哪，天哪，你们快过来看看这个

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There's some creep out there with a telescope

外面有个鬼鬼祟祟的家伙拿着望远镜。

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I can't believe it He's looking right at us

我简直不敢相信，他正盯着我们看。

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Oh , that is so sick

哇，这也太酷了吧

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I feel violated

我感到被侵犯了

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And not in a good way

而且不是往好的方向发展

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How can people do that ?

人们怎么能那样做呢？

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Oh , you guys , look Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots

哦，你们看，Ugly Naked Guy 有了重力靴

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I'm telling you , years from now

我告诉你，多年以后

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school children will study it

在校学生将会学习它

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as one of the greatest first dates of all time

作为有史以来最棒的一次初次约会之一

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It was unbelievable

这简直令人难以置信

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We could totally be ourselves

我们可以完全做自己

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We didn't have to play any games

我们不必玩任何游戏

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So have you called her yet ?

那你给她打电话了吗？

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Let her know I like her ? What are you , insane ?

让她知道我喜欢她？你疯了吗？

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Guys ! It's gross

伙计们！这太恶心了

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It's the next day . How needy do I wanna seem ?

已经是第二天了。我该表现得有多需要帮助呢？

角色A neutral

I'm right . Right ?

我是对的，对吧？

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Let her dangle Yeah , definitely

让她悬着吧 嗯，绝对没错

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I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me

我简直不敢相信我的父母竟然在给我施加压力

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to find one of you people

找到你们中的一个人

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God ! Come on Just do it

天啊！来吧，赶紧做吧

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Call her Stop being so testosteroney

叫她别那么雄性激素过剩

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Which , by the way , is the real San Francisco treat

顺便说一下，这才是真正的San Francisco特色。

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I got her machine . Her answering machine ?

我接到了她的电话答录机。她的电话答录机吗？

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No , interestingly enough , her leaf blower picked up

不，有趣的是，她的吹叶机吸了起来

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So , why didn't you say anything ?

那么，你为什么什么都没说？

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Oh , no no no no Last time I left a spontaneous message

哦，不不不，上次我留了一条即兴的消息

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I ended up using the phrase " Yes . indeedio ."

我最终使用了“是的，确实如此”这个短语。

角色A neutral

Look , it's Rachel and Barry

看，是Rachel和Barry

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No , no , don't everybody look at once

不，不，大家不要同时看过来

角色A neutral

Okay , okay . What's going on ?

好吧，好吧。发生什么事了？

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Okay , they're just talking

好的，他们只是在聊天

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Yeah well , does he look upset ?

嗯，他看起来不高兴吗？

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Does he look like he was just told to shove anything ?

他看起来像是刚被要求随便应付了事吗？

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No , no , actually he's smiling

不，不，其实他在微笑

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Oh my God Don't do that

天哪，别那么做

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What ? What ? What ?

什么？什么？什么？

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That man across the street just kicked that pigeon

街对面的那个男人刚刚踢了那只鸽子

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And basically , that's how a bill becomes a law

基本上，这就是一项法案如何成为法律的过程

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See ? Hey , Rach Hey

看到了吗？嘿，Rach，嘿

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How'd it go ?

进展如何？

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You know , it was , it was actually really great

你知道的，那实际上真的很棒

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He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room

他带我去Russian Tea Room吃午餐

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And I had that chicken , you know

我吃了那只鸡，你知道的

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where you poke it and all the butter squirts out

你一戳它，所有的黄油就都喷出来了

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Not a good day for birds

对鸟儿来说不是个好日子

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And then we took a walk down to Bendels

然后我们散步去了Bendels

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And I told him not to

我告诉他不要这么做

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But he got me a little bottle of Chanel

但他给我买了一小瓶Chanel

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That's nice

那很好

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Now was that before or after you told him

那是在你告诉他之前还是之后？

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to stop calling , stop sending you flowers

停止打电话，停止给你送花

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and to generally leave you alone , huh ?

并且通常不会打扰你，对吧？

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Right Well , we never actually got to that

没错，我们实际上从未做到那一步

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Oh , it was just so nice to see him again , you know ?

哦，再次见到他真是太好了，你知道吗？

角色B neutral

It was , it was comfortable and it was familiar

它是舒适的，也是熟悉的。

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It was just nice

刚刚好

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That's , that's " nice " twice

那是，那是“好”字说了两遍

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Rachel , what's going on ?

Rachel，发生什么事了？

角色B neutral

Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar ?

这不就是你在婚礼上抛弃的那个Barry吗？

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Where have you been ?

你去哪儿了？

角色B neutral

Yeah , but it was different with him today

是的，但今天他有些不同

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I mean , he wasn't like Orthodontist Guy , you know ?

我的意思是，他不像那位正畸医生，你懂吗？

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I mean , we had fun . Is there anything wrong with that ?

我是说，我们玩得很开心。这有什么问题吗？

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Yes !

是的！

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Why ? I have my reasons

为什么？我有我的理由

角色A neutral

Okay , how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman

好吧，他已经和另一个女人订婚了，这又怎么说呢？

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who just happens to be your ex-best friend ?

她恰好是你曾经最好的朋友？

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All right All right , all right , all right , all right

好了好了，好了好了，好了好了，好了好了

角色B neutral

I know it's stupid

我知道这很蠢

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I'll go see him this afternoon

我今天下午会去看他

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And I will just put an end to it

我会就此了结它

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Wow ! Wow ! Yeah

哇！哇！太棒了

角色B neutral

I'm not crazy , right ? I mean , it was never like that

我没疯，对吧？我是说，事情从来不是那样的。

角色A neutral

No , it wasn't

不，不是的

角色B neutral

Oh It was so nice having this little sink here

哦，这里有个小水池真是太棒了

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Oh Danielle , I wasn't expecting the machine

哦，Danielle，我没想到会是这台机器

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Give me a call when you get a chance

有空时给我打个电话

角色A neutral

Bye bye !

再见！

角色B neutral

Oh God !

天哪！

角色A neutral

That's what you've been working on for the past two hours ?

这就是你过去两个小时一直在忙的事情？

角色B neutral

Hey , l've been honing

嘿，我一直在磨练

角色A neutral

What was with the dishes ?

这些盘子是怎么回事？

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Oh , I wanted her to think I might be in a restaurant

哦，我想让她以为我可能在餐厅里

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You know , I might have some kind of life

你知道，我可能会过上某种生活

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Like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the last two hours ?

难道我过去两个小时不是一直坐在这儿打磨吗？

角色A neutral

Look look , he's doing it again

看啊，他又在这么做了

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The guy with the telescope

那个拿着望远镜的家伙

角色A neutral

Oh my God !

天哪！

角色B neutral

Oh . Go away ! Stop looking in here !

哦，走开！别往这里看！

角色A neutral

Great Now he's waving back

太好了，现在他正挥手回应

角色B neutral

We gotta do something about that guy

我们得对那个家伙做点什么

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This morning , I caught him looking into our apartment

今天早上，我发现他正朝我们的公寓里张望。

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It creeps me out I feel like I can't do stuff

这让我毛骨悚然，我觉得自己什么都做不了

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What kind of stuff ?

什么样的东西？

角色B neutral

Will you grow up ? I'm not talking about sexy stuff

你会成熟起来吗？我说的不是那些性感的东西

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but like , when I'm cooking naked

但是，当我裸体做饭的时候

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You cook naked ?

你裸体做饭？

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Yeah , toast , oatmeal Nothing that spatters

好的，吐司、燕麦粥，不会溅出来的东西

角色B neutral

What are you looking at me for ? I didn't know that

你看着我干什么？我并不知道那件事。

角色A neutral

What's the matter ?

怎么了？

角色B neutral

Oh , I just Oh , Barry , this was not good

哦，我只是哦，Barry，这可不妙

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No , it was It was very , very good

不，它是非常非常好的

角色B neutral

What about Mindy ? Oh , way better than Mindy

那Mindy呢？哦，比Mindy好多了

角色A neutral

No , not that . I mean , what about you and Mindy ?

不，不是那个。我是说，你和Mindy怎么样？

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Oh If you want , I'll just break it off with her

哦，如果你愿意，我可以和她分手。

角色A neutral

No no no no no

不不不不不

角色B neutral

I mean , don't do that I mean not for me

我的意思是，别那么做，我是说，别为了我那么做。

角色A neutral

Dr Farber , Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment

Farber博士，Bobby Rush来调整了

角色B neutral

Thanks , Bernice

谢谢，Bernice

角色A neutral

Let's go away this weekend

这个周末我们出去走走吧

角色B neutral

Oh , Barry Come on This is all way too

哦，Barry，得了吧，这也太

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No , no , we can , we can go to Aruba

不，不，我们可以，我们可以去Aruba

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When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon

当我前往那里时，那本该是我们的蜜月

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It was , it was really nice You would've liked it

那真是，真的很棒。你一定会喜欢的。

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I had a bra

我有一件胸罩

角色A neutral

Hey , Dr Farber

嘿，Farber博士

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All right , Miss Green , everything looks fine

好的，Green小姐，一切看起来都没问题

角色A neutral

Yep , I think we're starting to see some real progress here

是的，我觉得我们开始在这里看到一些真正的进展了。

角色B neutral

What ? I'm 12 , I'm not stupid

什么？我12岁了，我不傻

角色A neutral

Can I use your phone ? Yeah

我能用一下你的手机吗？可以。

角色B neutral

But for future reference

但作为未来参考

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That thing in your hand can also be used as a phone

你手里的那个东西也可以当电话用

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Yes , it's working

是的，它正在运作

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Why isn't she calling me back ?

她为什么不回我电话？

角色B neutral

Maybe she never got your message

也许她从未收到你的消息

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You know , if you want , you could call her machine

你知道，如果你想的话，可以给她打电话。

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And if she has a lot of beeps

如果她有很多哔哔声

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that means she probably didn't get her messages yet

这意味着她可能还没收到她的消息。

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You don't think that makes me seem a little

你不觉得这让我看起来有点

角色A neutral

Desperate ? Needy ? Pathetic ?

绝望？可怜？可悲？

角色B neutral

Uha , you obviously saw my personal ad

哈，你显然看到了我的个人广告

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How many beeps ? She answered

有多少声哔哔？她回答道

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You see , this is where you'd use that " hello " word we talked about

你看，这就是你该用我们之前提到的那个“你好”这个词的地方

角色A neutral

I'm not gonna talk to her

我不会跟她说话的

角色B neutral

She obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me

她显然收到了我的消息，却选择不给我打电话。

角色A neutral

Now I'm needy and snubbed

如今我变得依赖他人却遭冷落

角色B neutral

God , I miss just being needy

天啊，我真怀念那种只需要依赖的感觉

角色A neutral

Hey Hey

嘿嘿

角色B neutral

So how'd he take it ?

那他反应如何？

角色A neutral

Pretty well , actually

相当不错，真的

角色B neutral

Rach , how come you have dental floss in your hair ?

Rach，你头发里怎么会有牙线？

角色A neutral

Oh , do I ?

哦，是吗？

角色B neutral

Uhhah !

啊哈！

角色A neutral

We ended up having sex in his chair

我们最终在他的椅子上发生了关系

角色B neutral

You had sex in his chair ?

你在他的椅子上做爱了？

角色A neutral

I said that a little too loudly , didn't I ?

我刚才说得有点太大声了，是吧？

角色B neutral

You , you had what ?

你，你有什么？

角色A neutral

Sex in his chair

坐在他的椅子上

角色B neutral

What ... What were you thinking ?

你...你当时在想什么？

角色A neutral

I don't know I mean we still care about each other

我不知道，我是说我们仍然关心彼此

角色B neutral

There's a history there It's like you and Carol

这其中有一段历史，就像你和Carol的关系一样。

角色A neutral

No No no

不，不，不

角色B neutral

It's nothing like me and Carol

这完全不像我和Carol

角色A neutral

Please . If she said to you

拜托。如果她对你说

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" Ross , I want you on this couch , right here , right now ."

Ross，我要你立刻坐到这张沙发上，就现在。

角色A neutral

What would you say ?

你会怎么说？

角色B neutral

If it helps , I could slide over

如果有帮助的话，我可以挪过去

角色A neutral

It's a totally different situation

这完全是另一回事

角色B neutral

It's apples and oranges It's orthodontists and lesbians

这是风马牛不相及的事，就像正畸医生和女同性恋者之间毫无关联。

角色A neutral

I gotta go

我得走了

角色B neutral

Where are you going ?

你要去哪里？

角色A neutral

I just have to go , all right ?

我必须得走了，好吗？

角色B neutral

Do I need a reason , huh ?

我需要一个理由吗，嗯？

角色A neutral

I mean , I have things to do with my life

我是说，我的人生还有很多事情要做

角色B neutral

I have a jam packed schedule

我的日程安排非常紧凑

角色A neutral

And I am late for keeping up with it , okay ?

我迟到了，没能跟上，好吗？

角色B neutral

Hello ? Hello ?

喂？喂？

角色A neutral

Hello ?

你好？

角色B neutral

Huh . Mindy !

嗯。Mindy！

角色A neutral

Hi . Hey , how are you ?

嗨。嘿，你好吗？

角色B neutral

Yes , yes , I heard Congratulations That is so great

是的，是的，我听到了。恭喜你，真是太棒了。

角色A neutral

Really . Oh God !

真的。天哪！

角色B neutral

Okay !

好的！

角色A neutral

Okay Well , I'm working tomorrow

好的，我明天要工作。

角色B neutral

But if you want , you can come by if you'd like

但如果你愿意的话，你可以过来看看

角色A neutral

All right !

好的！

角色B neutral

So I'll see you tomorrow

那我们明天见

角色A neutral

Okay Bye

好的，再见

角色B neutral

Oh God Oh God Oh God

天啊 天啊 天啊

角色A neutral

So how's Mindy ?

那么Mindy怎么样了？

角色B neutral

Oh , she wants to see me tomorrow

哦，她明天想见我。

角色A neutral

Oh , she sounded really weird I gotta call Barry

哦，她听起来真的很奇怪，我得给Barry打个电话

角色B neutral

Hi , it's me I just Ha ! Mindy

嗨，是我，我刚哈！Mindy

角色A neutral

Mindy Hi

Mindy 你好

角色B neutral

No , I figured that's where you'd be

不，我想你会在那儿。

角色A neutral

Hell is filled with people like you

地狱里充满了像你这样的人

角色B neutral

He's back The peeper's back

他回来了，那个偷窥狂又回来了

角色A neutral

Get down . Get down ?

趴下。趴下？

角色B neutral

And boogie

以及摇摆舞

角色A neutral

Thanks , but I gotta go to work

谢谢，但我得去上班了

角色B neutral

And get my eyes scratched out by Mindy

然后被Mindy抓伤眼睛

角色A neutral

Relax Y'know , she may not even know

放松点，要知道，她可能根本不知道

角色B neutral

Please I haven't heard from her in seven months

拜托，我已经七个月没有她的消息了

角色A neutral

And now she calls me

现在她打电话给我

角色B neutral

I mean , what else is it about ?

我的意思是，除此之外还能是什么呢？

角色A neutral

She was my best friend , you guys

她是我最好的朋友，你们知道的

角色B neutral

We went to camp together

我们一起去露营了

角色A neutral

She taught me how to kiss . Yeah ?

她教会了我如何接吻。对吧？

角色B neutral

Now , you know , I'm like , I'm like the other woman

现在，你知道的，我就像是，我就像是那个第三者

角色A neutral

I feel so Naughty

我感觉自己很调皮

角色B neutral

All right , I'll see you guys later

好的，待会儿见。

角色A neutral

Oh , hold up I'll walk out with you

哦，等一下，我跟你一起出去

角色B neutral

Now Rach , when she taught you to kiss , you were at camp

现在，Rach，当她在营地教你接吻的时候

角色A neutral

And were you wearing any kind of little uniform or

你当时是否穿着某种小制服或

角色B neutral

That's fine , yeah

好的，没问题

角色A neutral

Okay , I'm gonna go the bathroom . Will you watch my phone ?

好的，我要去一下洗手间。你能帮我看一下手机吗？

角色B neutral

Why don't you just take it with you ?

你为什么不直接带上它呢？

角色A neutral

Hey , we haven't been on a second date

嘿，我们还没进行第二次约会呢

角色B neutral

She needs to hear me pee ?

她需要听我小便吗？

角色A neutral

Why don't you just call her ?

你为什么不直接给她打电话呢？

角色B neutral

I can't call her I left a message I have some pride

我不能给她打电话，我留了条信息，我还有些自尊。

角色A neutral

Do you ? No

是吗？不是

角色B neutral

Danielle , hi !

Danielle, 你好！

角色A neutral

Hi , it's Chandler

嗨，我是Chandler

角色B neutral

I'm fine

我很好

角色A neutral

Listen , I don't know if you tried to call me

听着，我不知道你是否试图给我打电话

角色B neutral

Because idiot that I am

因为我这个傻瓜

角色A neutral

I accidentally shut off my phone

我不小心把手机关了

角色B neutral

Oh , okay That's fine That's great Okay

哦，好的。那没问题。那太好了。好的。

角色A neutral

She's on the other line She's gonna call me back

她正在接另一通电话，她会给我回电的。

角色B neutral

Don't you have to pee ? That's why I'm dancing

你不是要上厕所吗？所以我才会跳舞。

角色A neutral

Mindy Hey , you

Mindy 嘿，你

角色B neutral

Hey , you

嘿，你

角色A neutral

So , what's up ?

那么，最近怎么样？

角色B neutral

We should really be sitting for this

我们真该坐下来好好谈谈这件事

角色A neutral

Sure we should

当然我们应该

角色B neutral

Now , I know things have been weird lately

我知道最近事情有些奇怪

角色A neutral

But you're my oldest friend in the world

但你是我在这个世界上最老的朋友

角色B neutral

Except for , maybe Laurie Schaefer who I don't talk to anymore

除了Laurie Schaefer，也许吧，我已经不再和她说话了。

角色A neutral

Because she's all bitter now that she lost the weight

因为她现在瘦下来了，所以变得满腹怨气

角色B neutral

And it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face

结果发现她并没有一张漂亮的脸蛋

角色A neutral

Okay , I'm just gonna ask this once

好吧，我只问这一次

角色B neutral

And I want a straight answer

我想要一个直截了当的答案

角色A neutral

Will you be my maid of honor ?

你愿意做我的伴娘吗？

角色B neutral

Of course ! Oh , that's so great !

当然！哦，那真是太棒了！

角色A neutral

It is ! It is !

是的！是的！

角色B neutral

Is that all you wanted to ask me ? That's all

这就是你想问我的全部吗？就这些了。

角色A neutral

What ? What ?

什么？什么？

角色B neutral

That's not all

不仅如此

角色A neutral

Oh sure , it is Oh no , it isn't No

哦，当然，它是 哦不，它不是 不

角色B neutral

I think Barry's seeing someone in the city

我觉得Barry在城里见某个人

角色A neutral

What would make you think that ?

是什么让你这么认为？

角色B neutral

Well , ever since we announced the engagement

自从我们宣布订婚以来

角色A neutral

he's been acting really weird

他最近行为举止非常奇怪

角色B neutral

And then last night , he came home smelling like Chanel

然后昨晚，他回到家时身上有香奈儿的味道

角色A neutral

Really ?

真的吗？

角色B neutral

Mindy , if it'll make you feel any better

Mindy，如果这能让你感觉好一点

角色A neutral

When Barry and I first got engaged

当Barry和我第一次订婚时

角色B neutral

he went through a whole weird thing too

他也经历了一段非常奇怪的事情

角色A neutral

Oh God You see , that's what I was afraid of

哦，天啊，你看，这正是我所担心的。

角色B neutral

What ? What's were you afraid of ?

什么？你害怕什么？

角色A neutral

Okay , okay

好的，好的

角色B neutral

When Barry was engaged to you

当Barry和你订婚时

角色A neutral

He and I kind of had a little thing on the side

他和我之间有点小暧昧。

角色B neutral

What ? I know I know

什么？我知道我知道

角色A neutral

When he proposed to me , everyone said

当他向我求婚时，大家都说，

角色B neutral

" Don't do it . He's gonna do to you

别这么做。他会对你下手的。

角色A neutral

what he did to Rachel ."

他对Rachel所做的事。

角色B neutral

And now I feel so stupid

现在我觉得自己很愚蠢

角色A neutral

Hmmhuh !

嗯哼！

角色B neutral

Hmm Oh , Mindy

嗯，哦，Mindy

角色A neutral

Oh , you are so stupid

哦，你真是太笨了

角色B neutral

Oh , we are both so stupid

哦，我们俩真是太傻了

角色A neutral

What do you mean ?

你是什么意思？

角色B neutral

Smell familiar ? Oh , no

闻起来熟悉吗？哦，不

角色A neutral

Oh , I'm so sorry

哦，我真的很抱歉

角色B neutral

Oh , no , me I am so sorry

哦，不，我真的很抱歉

角色A neutral

No , I am sorry I'm sorry

不，我很抱歉，真的很抱歉。

角色B neutral

Oh my !

哎呀！

角色A neutral

Four letters , circle or hoop

四个字母，圆圈或圆环

角色B neutral

Ring , damn it , ring

快响啊，该死的，快响

角色A neutral

Hey , you know our phone's not working ?

嘿，你知道我们的电话坏了吗？

角色B neutral

What ?

什么？

角色A neutral

I tried to call you from the coffee shop

我试图从咖啡店给你打电话

角色B neutral

There was no answer

没有回应

角色A neutral

I turned it off

我把它关掉了

角色B neutral

Mother of God , I turned it off

天啊，我把它关掉了

角色A neutral

Just like you told her you did

就像你告诉她你做过的那样

角色B neutral

Just pointing out the irony

只是指出其中的讽刺意味

角色A neutral

So listen , I went across the street and talked to the doorman

所以听着，我走到街对面和门卫谈了谈

角色B neutral

I got the peeper's name . Can I use the phone ?

我拿到了偷窥者的名字。我可以用一下电话吗？

角色A neutral

Can I use your phone ?

我可以用一下你的手机吗？

角色B neutral

Yeah , the number for a Sidney Marks , please

好的，请给我Sidney Marks的号码

角色A neutral

" Heating device .'

加热装置

角色B neutral

Five letters

五个字母

角色A neutral

" Rdtor ."

Rdtor.

角色B neutral

Yeah , is Sidney there ?

是的，Sidney在吗？

角色A neutral

Oh , this is ?

哦，这是？

角色B neutral

Sidney's a woman . So she's a woman , so what ?

Sidney是个女人。所以她是女人，那又怎样？

角色A neutral

Yeah , yeah , so what ?

是啊，是啊，那又怎样？

角色B neutral

Look , I live across the street

你看，我就住在街对面

角色A neutral

And I know all about you and your little telescope

我对你和你的小望远镜了如指掌

角色B neutral

And I don't appreciate it , okay ?

而且我不喜欢这样，好吗？

角色A neutral

Yeah ! I can see you right now . Hello ?

耶！我现在能看到你了。你好？

角色B neutral

Look , if I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear

听着，如果我想只穿着内裤在公寓里走动

角色A neutral

I shouldn't have to feel like Thank you

我不应该觉得需要说谢谢。

角色B neutral

That's not really the point

这并不是重点

角色A neutral

The point is that Mostly free weights , but occasionally

关键在于，大多数情况下使用自由重量，但偶尔

角色B neutral

Yeah , my neighbor Yeah , the brunette

是的，我的邻居，就是那个深色头发的姑娘

角色A neutral

She said you looked pretty the other day in the green dress

她说你那天穿绿色裙子很好看

角色B neutral

The green dress ? Really ?

那件绿色的裙子？真的吗？

角色A neutral

She said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day

她说那天你看起来像英格丽·褒曼

角色B neutral

You got a second ? Sure sure

你有空吗？当然当然

角色A neutral

Come on

加油

角色B neutral

in ?

在？

角色A neutral

Hello , sweetheart

你好，亲爱的

角色B neutral

What're'you ... What're'you guys doing here ?

你们……你们几个在这里干什么？

角色A neutral

We are here to break up with you

我们在这里是为了和你分手

角色B neutral

Both of you ?

你们两个？

角色A neutral

Basically , we think you're a horrible human being

基本上，我们认为你是个糟糕的人

角色B neutral

And bad things should happen to you

坏事应该发生在你身上

角色A neutral

I'm sorry I'm sorry God , I am so sorry

对不起，对不起，上帝，我真的很抱歉

角色B neutral

I'm an idiot I was weak I couldn't help myself

我是个傻瓜，我太软弱了，我无法控制自己

角色A neutral

Whatever I did , I only did because I love you so much

无论我做了什么，都只是因为我深深地爱着你

角色B neutral

Which one of us are you talking to there , Bar ?

Bar，你是在跟我们中的哪一位说话呢？

角色A neutral

Mindy , of course , Mindy It was always Mindy

当然是Mindy，一直都是Mindy

角色B neutral

Even when we were having sex in that chair ?

即使我们在那张椅子上做爱的时候？

角色A neutral

I swear , look , whatever I was doing

我发誓，听着，无论我在做什么

角色B neutral

I was always thinking of you

我一直在想着你

角色A neutral

Oh , please

哦，拜托

角色B neutral

During that second time

在第二次时

角色A neutral

you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup

你根本无法从人群中认出她

角色B neutral

You did it twice ?

你做了两次？

角色A neutral

Well , the first time didn't really count

嗯，第一次其实不算数

角色B neutral

You know , it was Barry

你知道的，是Barry

角色A neutral

Oh , right

哦，对了

角色B neutral

Honey , baby , sweetheart , look

亲爱的，宝贝，甜心，看

角色A neutral

Just give me another chance , okay ?

再给我一次机会，好吗？

角色B neutral

We'll start all over again We'll go back to Aruba

我们将重新开始，我们将回到Aruba。

角色A neutral

What do you say ?

你觉得呢？

角色B neutral

Dr Farber , we've got an emergency here

Farber博士，我们这里有个紧急情况

角色A neutral

Jason Castalano's choking on his retainer

Jason Castalano 被他的牙套噎住了

角色B neutral

Oh , God I'll be right there , Bernice

哦，天哪，我马上就到，Bernice

角色A neutral

Look , please , please don't go anywhere , okay ?

听着，拜托，拜托你别去任何地方，好吗？

角色B neutral

I'll be right back Okay

我马上回来，好的

角色A neutral

Okay , and we'll be here , hating you

好的，我们会在这里，恨着你

角色B neutral

Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of here ?

你看到他走出这里时满头大汗的样子了吗？

角色A neutral

Listen honey , if I'm hogging the ball too much

听着，亲爱的，如果我霸占球的时间太长了

角色B neutral

you just jump right in there and take a couple of punches

你就直接冲进去，挨上几拳

角色A neutral

Because I'm telling you , this feels great

因为我要告诉你，这感觉棒极了

角色B neutral

Yeah , I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him

是啊，我相当确定我还是会嫁给他。

角色A neutral

What are you talking about ?

你在说什么？

角色B neutral

Mindy , the guy is the devil

Mindy，那个家伙是个魔鬼

角色A neutral

He is Satan in a smock

他是披着羊皮的撒旦

角色B neutral

Look , I know he's not perfect

听着，我知道他并不完美

角色A neutral

But the truth is , at the end of the day

但事实是，归根结底

角色B neutral

I still really wanna be Mrs Dr Barry Farber , DDS

我仍然非常想成为Barry Farber博士夫人，DDS

角色A neutral

I hope you can find some way to be happy for me

我希望你能为我感到高兴

角色B neutral

And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor

我希望你仍然能当我的伴娘

角色A neutral

And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba

我希望Barry不会在Aruba杀了你并把你吃掉

角色B neutral

You okay ?

你还好吗？

角色A neutral

You know , ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding

你知道的，自从我在婚礼上抛下Barry之后

角色B neutral

I have wondered whether I made the right choice

我曾怀疑自己是否做出了正确的选择

角色A neutral

Oh , and now I know

哦，现在我明白了

角色B neutral

I'm so glad

我太高兴了

角色A neutral

Big day

重要日子

角色B neutral

All right , I'll give you this

好吧，我会把这个给你

角色A neutral

Mr Peanut is a better dresser

Peanut先生更会穿衣打扮

角色B neutral

I mean , he's got the monocle , he's got the top hat

我是说，他戴着单片眼镜，还戴着高顶礼帽

角色A neutral

Did you know he's gay ?

你知道他是同性恋吗？

角色B neutral

I just wanna clarify this . Are you outing Mr. Peanut ?

我只是想确认一下。你是在揭露Peanut先生吗？

角色A neutral

Chandler ? Danielle ! Hi !

Chandler？ Danielle！ 你好！

角色B neutral

Everybody , this is Danielle Danielle , everybody

各位，这是Danielle。Danielle，这是大家。

角色A neutral

Hi Hi

嗨 嗨

角色B neutral

What are you doing here ?

你在这里做什么？

角色A neutral

Well , I've been calling you

嗯，我一直在给你打电话

角色B neutral

But it turns out I had your number wrong

但结果是我把你的号码弄错了

角色A neutral

And when I finally got the right one from Information

当我终于从信息处得到正确的那一个

角色B neutral

So , I thought I'd just come down here

所以，我想我还是下来吧

角色A neutral

And make sure you were okay

并确保你没事

角色B neutral

Oh , I'm okay

哦，我没事。

角色A neutral

Listen , maybe we could get together later ?

听着，也许我们待会儿可以见个面？

角色B neutral

That sounds good

听起来不错

角色A neutral

I'll call your or you call me , whatever , you know

我打给你或者你打给我，随便，你知道的

角色B neutral

You got it Okay

明白了，好的

角色A neutral

Bye , everybody Bye

再见，各位 再见

角色B neutral

Woohoo ! Yeah , there you go

哇哦！耶，就是这样！

角色A neutral

Second date

第二次约会

角色B neutral

I don't know

我不知道

角色A neutral

You don't know ?

你不知道吗？

角色B neutral

Oh , she seems nice and everything

哦，她看起来人挺好的。

角色A neutral

But that whole thing about her coming all the way down here

但她大老远跑到这里来的那件事

角色B neutral

just to see if I was okay ?

只是来看看我是否还好？

角色A neutral

I mean , how needy is that ?

我是说，这得有多缺爱啊？