Friends S01E19

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Okay , okay , I checked

好的，好的，我检查过了

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We have Earl Grey , English Breakfast , Cinnamon Stick

我们有伯爵茶、英式早餐茶、肉桂棒

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Chamomile , Mint Medley , Blackberry and

洋甘菊、薄荷混合茶、黑莓

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Oh , wait , there's one more , Lemon Soother

哦，等等，还有一个，Lemon Soother

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You're not the guy that asked for the tea , are you ?

你不是那个要茶的人，对吧？

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Mail call Rachel Green , bunk seven

Rachel Green小姐，七号铺位，有你的邮件

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Thank you

谢谢

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Oh , cool A free sample of coffee

哦，太棒了！一份免费的咖啡样品。

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Oh , good , because where else would we get any ?

哦，太好了，不然我们还能从哪儿得到呢？

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Oh , right

哦，对了

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Oh , great . What is it ?

哦，太好了。是什么？

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Country club newsletter

乡村俱乐部通讯

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My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration

我母亲寄给我订婚启事以作灵感来源

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Oh my God !

天哪！

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Oh my God ! It's Barry and Mindy

天哪！是Barry和Mindy

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Barry , who you almost Barry , who I almost

Barry, 你几乎 Barry, 我几乎

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Mindy , your maid of Mindy , my maid of

Mindy，你的女仆 Mindy，我的女仆

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That's Mindy ?

那是Mindy吗？

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Wow , she is pretty

哇，她真漂亮

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to have had a friend like you

能拥有像你这样的朋友

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Marcel , bring me the rice ! come on !

Marcel，把米饭给我拿来！快点！

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Bring me the rice . Come on !

把米饭给我拿来。快点！

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Good boy Good bye Come here , give me the rice

好孩子 再见 过来，把米饭给我

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Thank you Good boy

谢谢你，好孩子

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Well I see , he's mastered the difference between

嗯，我明白了，他已经掌握了其中的区别。

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" bring me the " and " pee in the "

“带给我”和“在...里小便”

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" Bring me the " and Rach ?

“给我拿”和瑞秋？

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What ? Hi

什么？嗨

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Oh , I'm sorry

哦，我很抱歉

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Oh , this is so stupid

哦，这真是太蠢了

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I mean , I gave Barry up , right ? Hmm

我是说，我放弃了Barry，对吧？嗯

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I should be happy for them

我应该为他们感到高兴

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I am I'm happy for them

我为他们感到高兴

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Really ? No

真的吗？不

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Oh , oh , I guess it would be different If I were with somebody

哦，哦，我想如果我和别人在一起，情况会有所不同。

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Whoa , what , what happened to " Forget relationships "

哇，怎么回事，不是说好‘不谈感情’的吗？

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" I'm done with men "? The whole penis embargo ?

“我对男人彻底失望了”？整个阴茎禁令？

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Oh , I don't know

哦，我不知道

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I guess it's not about no guys

我想这跟有没有男人无关

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It's about the right guy , you know ? Hmm

关键是找到对的人，你懂吗？嗯

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I mean with Barry

我是说和Barry一起

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it was safe and it was easy , but there was no heat

它安全且容易，但缺乏激情。

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You know , with Paolo , that's all there was , was heat

你知道，和Paolo在一起，只有激情。

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And I mean , it was just this raw animal sexual

我的意思是，那纯粹是原始的动物性欲望

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Right , right I got it

好的，好的，我明白了

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I was there

我当时在场

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I mean , do you think you can ever have both ?

我是说，你觉得你能两者兼得吗？

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You know , someone who's like your best friend

你知道的，就像是你的挚友那样的人

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but then also can make your toes curl

但同时也可能让你感到极度不适

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Yes , yes

是的，是的

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Yes Yes I do I really do

是的，是的，我真的这么认为，我真的这么认为

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In fact , it's funny

事实上，这很有趣

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Very often , someone who you wouldn't think could

很多时候，你会遇到一些你原本认为不可能的人

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curl your toes

蜷缩脚趾

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might just be the one who ... Hi !

可能正是那个... 嗨！

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gets interrupted . Hi !

被打断了。嗨！

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Hey guys , how was the movie ?

嘿，伙计们，那部电影怎么样？

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Oh , so wonderful Oh , it was so good

哦，太棒了，哦，真是太好了

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Suck fest Total chick flick

无聊透顶 完全是女性电影

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I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies

很遗憾这不是那种电影

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with like , you know , like guns and bombs

比如，你知道的，像枪和炸弹之类的

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and like buses going really fast

就像公交车开得飞快一样

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Hey , I don't need violence to enjoy a movie

嘿，我不需要暴力来享受一部电影

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Just so long as there's a little nudity

只要有一点裸露

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There was nudity I meant female nudity

有裸体，我指的是女性裸体

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All right , I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking

好吧，我可不想看到Lou Grant嬉戏打闹

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Hugh , Hugh Grant

休, 休·格兰特

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All right , I've got to go

好了，我得走了

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Come on , Marcel Come on

加油，Marcel，加油

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Yeah , we're gonna go take a bath

是的，我们要去洗澡了

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Yes , we are , aren't we ? Yes , we are

是的，我们确实是，不是吗？是的，我们确实是。

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They're still just friends , right ?

他们现在还是朋友关系，对吧？

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And I will see you tomorrow

我们明天见

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That's right . You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's , aren't you ?

没错。你明天要在Rachel阿姨家度过，对吧？

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Hang on , hang on . Does Aunt Monica get a say in this ?

等等，等等。Monica阿姨对这件事有发言权吗？

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Please , Aunt Monica , please ?

求你了，Monica阿姨，求你了？

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Oh , unclench , you're not even gonna be here

哎呀，别紧张，你甚至都不会在这里。

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I can not believe we're even having this discussion

我简直不敢相信我们竟然在讨论这个

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I agree I'm like in disbelief

我同意，我简直难以置信

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I mean , don't you think , if things were gonna happen with Rachel

我是说，你不觉得吗，如果Rachel的事情真的会发生，

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they would've happened already ?

它们不是已经发生了吗？

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I'm telling you , she said she's looking for a relationship

我跟你说，她说过她在寻找一段感情关系

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with someone exactly like me

与一个和我一模一样的人

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She really said that ?

她真的那么说了吗？

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Well , I added the " exactly like me " part

好吧，我加了“完全像我”这部分

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But she said she's looking for someone

但她说她在找一个人

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And someone is gonna be there tonight

今晚有人会到场

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" Tonight " tonight ?

“今晚”是今晚吗？

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Well , I think it's perfect , you know ?

嗯，我觉得这很完美，你知道吗？

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It's just gonna be the two of us

只有我们两个人

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She spent all day taking care of my monkey

她花了一整天的时间照顾我的猴子

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I can't remember the last time I got a girl

我都不记得上次追到女孩是什么时候了

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to take care of my monkey

照顾我的猴子

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Anyway , you know , I figured after work

总之，你知道的，我打算下班后

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I'd go pick up a bottle of wine

我会去买一瓶葡萄酒

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Go over there and try to woo her

去那边，试着追求她

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Hey , you know what you should do ?

嘿，你知道你该做些什么吗？

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You should take her back to the 1890s

你应该带她回到1890年代

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when that phrase was last used

当那个短语最后一次被使用时

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If you keep this up , honey

如果你继续这样，亲爱的

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I swear you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the week

我发誓你会在本周末搞定这个家伙。

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Now , now the one in the feathered boa , that's Dr Francis

现在，现在那位披着羽毛围巾的，就是Francis博士

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Now , she used to be a man

现在，她曾经是个男人

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Okay , oh look See now there's Raven We hate her

好的，哦，看，现在Raven来了，我们讨厌她。

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We're glad she's dying

我们很高兴她即将离世

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And then What ? What ? Marcel !

然后呢？什么？Marcel！

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Are you playing with Monica's shoes ?

你是在玩Monica的鞋子吗？

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You know you're not supposed to

你知道你不应该

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Whao !

哇！

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Marcel , did you poo in the shoe ?

Marcel，你是不是在鞋子里拉屎了？

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Oh , Marcel . Bad monkey . Oh !

哦，Marcel。坏猴子。哦！

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Oh , God !

哦，天哪！

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Oh !

哦！

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Sorry , Barry

抱歉，Barry

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A little engagement gift

一份小小的订婚礼物

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I'm sure you didn't register for that

我确定你没有注册那个

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Who died ? Who died ?

谁去世了？谁去世了？

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Roll him over . Oh , come on , roll him over ! Oh !

把他翻过来。哦，快点，把他翻过来！哦！

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Well , we know it wasn't Dexter , right ? Marcel ? Because

好吧，我们知道不是Dexter，对吧？Marcel？因为

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Marcel ? Marcel ? Marc

Marcel? Marcel? Marc

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How could you lose him ?

你怎么能把他弄丢了呢？

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I don't know I don't know

我不知道，我不知道

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We were watching TV

我们正在看电视

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And then he pooped in Monica's shoe

然后他在Monica的鞋子里拉了一泡屎

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Wait . He pooped in my shoe ? Which one ?

等等。他在我的鞋子里拉屎了？哪一只？

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I don't know The left one

我不认识左边那个

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Which ones ?

哪些？

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Oh , those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything

哦，那些你觉得百搭的笨重Amish小玩意儿

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Hey Hey

嘿 嘿

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Whoa , oh ! Why is the air in here so negative ?

哇，哦！为什么这里的氛围这么消极？

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Rachel lost Marcel . Oh , no . How ?

Rachel把Marcel弄丢了。哦，不。怎么回事？

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He pooped in my shoe

他在我的鞋子里拉了大便

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Which one ?

哪一个？

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Those cute little black ones I wear all the time

我经常穿的那些可爱的小黑鞋

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No , which one ?

不，是哪一个？

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The right or left ?

左边还是右边？

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Because the left one is lucky

因为左边的是幸运的

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Come on , you guys . What're we gonna do ? What're we gonna do ?

来吧，伙计们。我们该怎么办？我们该怎么办？

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All right , all right , all right You're a monkey

好了，好了，好了，你是个猴子

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You're loose in the city

你在城里自由自在

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Where do you go ?

你去哪里？

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Okay , it's his first time out

好吧，这是他第一次外出

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So he's probably gonna want to do some of the touristy things

所以他可能想做一些游客常做的事情

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I'll go to Cats You go to the Russian Tea Room

我去Cats，你去Russian Tea Room。

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Come on , you guys

来吧，伙计们

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He's gonna be home any minute He's gonna kill me

他随时都会到家，他会杀了我的。

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Okay , we start with the building

好的，我们从建筑开始

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You guys take the first and second floor

你们负责一楼和二楼

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Phoebe and I will take third and fourth

Phoebe和我将分别获得第三和第四名

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Whoa , whoa , what am I gonna do ? What am I gonna do ?

哇，哇，我该怎么办？我该怎么办？

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Okay , you stay here and just wait by the phone

好的，你待在这儿，就在电话旁等着。

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Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you

在我的鞋子里喷Lysol，然后等着Ross来收拾你

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Does anybody want to trade ?

有人想交换吗？

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What do you want ?

你想要什么？

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Mr. Heckles , our friend lost a monkey . Have you seen it ?

Heckles先生，我们的朋友丢了一只猴子。您见过它吗？

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I left a Belgian waffle out here . Did you take it ?

我把一个比利时华夫饼放在这里了。你拿了吗？

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Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall ?

你为什么要把你的比利时华夫饼放在大厅里？

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I wasn't ready for it

我还没有准备好

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The monkey , have you seen a monkey ?

那只猴子，你见过一只猴子吗？

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I saw Regis Philbin once

我曾见过Regis Philbin一次

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Thank you , Mr Heckles

谢谢您，Heckles先生

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You owe me a waffle

你欠我一份华夫饼

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Okay , he's a black capuchin monkey with a white face

好的，他是一只黑帽卷尾猴，脸上有白色。

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with Russian dressing and pickles on the side

配以俄罗斯酱和腌黄瓜

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Okay , thanks

好的，谢谢

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Hi ! Hey . How did it go today ?

嗨！嘿，今天怎么样？

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Oh , great It went great Really great Yeah

哦，太棒了 进行得非常顺利 真的很棒 是的

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Hey , is that wine ? Yeah Yeah

嘿，那是葡萄酒吗？是啊是啊

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You , want some ?

你想要一些吗？

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Oh , I would love some Yeah

哦，我很想来点，是的

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But you know what ? You know what ?

但你知道吗？你知道吗？

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Let's not drink it here

我们别在这里喝

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I'm feeling kind of crazy . Do you want to go to Newark ?

我感觉有点疯狂。你想去Newark吗？

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Okay Yeah

好的，是的

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We could do that

我们可以那样做

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But before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast

但在我们前往东北部的谋杀之都之前

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I was kinda wanting to run something by you

我有点想跟你商量点事

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You know how we were , you know , talking before

你知道我们之前是怎么聊的

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About relationships and stuff , well

关于感情之类的事情，嗯

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Oh God , Ross , I cannot do this

天哪，Ross，我做不到

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Okay , quick and painful

好的，快速而痛苦

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Okay , all right All right , okay

好的，行吧，行吧，好的

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Ross , please don't hate me

Ross，请不要恨我

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Oh what ? What ? What ?

哦，什么？什么？什么？

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You know Marcel ?

你认识Marcel吗？

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Yeah ?

嗯？

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Well , I kind of , I kind of lost him

嗯，我有点，我有点把他弄丢了

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I can't believe this

我简直不敢相信

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I mean , all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment

我的意思是，我只是让你把他留在公寓里。

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I know I know I'm sorry

我知道，我知道，我很抱歉

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You know what ? I guess it's partially my fault , you know ?

你知道吗？我想这有一部分是我的错，你知道吗？

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I mean , I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey

我是说，我不该一开始就让你从猴子入手。

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I should have started you off with like a pen or a pencil

我本应该一开始就给你一支钢笔或铅笔的。

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Ross , I'm doing everything that I can

Ross，我已经尽力而为了

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I've got everybody looking for him and I got

我已经让所有人都在找他了，而且我也

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Who is it ? Animal Control

是谁？动物管理局。

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See , I've even got Animal Control

看，我甚至联系了动物管理局

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You called Animal Control ?

你叫了动物管理局吗？

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Uhhuh !

嗯哼！

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Why ? Do you not like them ?

为什么？你不喜欢它们吗？

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Marcel is an illegal exotic animal

Marcel 是一只非法的外来动物

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I'm not allowed to have him in the city

我不被允许让他在城里待着

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If they find him , they'll take him away from me

如果他们找到他，就会把他从我身边带走

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Okay , well now see , you never ever ever told us that

好吧，你看，你从来都没告诉过我们这件事

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That's right , because I didn't expect

没错，因为我没料到

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you were gonna invite them to the apartment

你原本打算邀请他们来公寓的

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Hi , thanks for coming

嗨，感谢您的到来

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Somebody called about a monkey ?

有人打电话来问关于一只猴子的事吗？

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Oh , oh , you know what ?

哦，哦，你知道吗？

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That was a complete misunderstanding

那完全是个误会

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Yeah , we thought we had a monkey , but we didn't

是啊，我们以为我们有一只猴子，但其实没有

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It turned out it was a hat Cat

原来那是一顶猫帽子

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Cat . What did I say ?

猫。我说了什么？

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Hi , we checked the third and fourth floor

你好，我们检查了三楼和四楼

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No one's seen Marcel

没人见过Marcel

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Marcel ?

Marcel?

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My uncle Marcel

我的叔叔Marcel

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Oh , is that who the monkey's named after ?

哦，那只猴子就是以他命名的吗？

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Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic

您是否知道持有非法外来物种

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is punishable by up to two years in prison

最高可判处两年监禁

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and confiscation of the animal

并没收该动物

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You'd put that poor little creature in jail ?

你会把那个可怜的小家伙关进监狱吗？

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Pheebs , you remember how we talked about

Pheebs，你还记得我们之前讨论过的

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saying things quietly to yourself first ?

先小声对自己说？

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Yes , but there isn't always time

是的，但并非总有时间

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Look , I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this

听着，我确信有某种友好的方式可以解决这个问题

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Have a seat

请坐

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First of all , we haven't been introduced

首先，我们还没有正式认识过。

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I'm Monica Geller

我是Monica Geller

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Oh my God , you are !

天哪，真的是你！

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And you're Rachel Green Yeah

而你是Rachel Green，对吧

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Luisa Gianetti . Lincoln High ?

Luisa Gianetti。林肯高中？

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I sat behind you guys in homeroom

我在班级教室里坐在你们后面

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Oh ! Luisa Oh , my God

哦！Luisa，我的天啊

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Monica , it's Luisa !

Monica，我是Luisa！

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Luisa from homeroom

来自班主任的Luisa

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Yes !

是的！

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You have no idea who I am , do you ? No

你根本不知道我是谁，对吧？不知道。

角色A neutral

Not at all

一点也不

角色B neutral

Well , maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me

嗯，也许那是因为你花了四年时间对我视而不见

角色A neutral

Would it have been so hard to say " Morning , Luisa "

说一句“早上好，Luisa”有那么难吗？

角色B neutral

or " Nice overalls "?

还是说“不错的工装裤”？

角色A neutral

Oh , I'm so sorry

哦，我真的很抱歉

角色B neutral

It's not so much you

与其说是你

角色A neutral

You were fat You had your own problems

你曾经很胖，你也有自己的问题。

角色B neutral

But you , what a bitch !

但你，真是个贱人！

角色A neutral

What ?

什么？

角色B neutral

Alright , you know what ? Be that as it may

好吧，你知道吗？即便如此

角色A neutral

You think you could you help us out here on that monkey thing

你觉得你能帮我们解决那个猴子的问题吗

角色B neutral

You know , just for old times' sake ?

你知道的，就当是为了重温旧时光吧？

角色A neutral

Go Bobcats !

山猫队加油！

角色B neutral

I could But I won't

我可以，但我不会

角色A neutral

If I find that monkey , he's mine

如果我找到那只猴子，他就是我的了

角色B neutral

Dun-dun-duuuur !

咚-咚-咚！

角色A neutral

Sorry !

抱歉！

角色B neutral

Marcel ? Marcel ?

Marcel? Marcel?

角色A neutral

Hi , can I help you ?

您好，请问有什么可以帮您的吗？

角色B neutral

We're kind of having an emergency

我们这里有点紧急情况

角色A neutral

And we were looking for something

我们当时在寻找某样东西

角色B neutral

A monkey . Yes ! Have you seen any ?

一只猴子。没错！你见过吗？

角色A neutral

No No I haven't seen a monkey

不，不，我没见过猴子

角色B neutral

Do you know anything about fixing radiators ?

你知道怎么修理暖气片吗？

角色A neutral

Sure , sure

当然，当然

角色B neutral

Did you try turning the knob back the other way ?

你试过把旋钮往反方向转吗？

角色A neutral

Of course Oh , then , no

当然，哦，那么，不

角色B neutral

Taste this Daiquiri . Is there too much rum in here ?

尝尝这杯代基里。这里的朗姆酒是不是放多了？

角色A neutral

Just a second Hope you find your monkey

稍等片刻，希望你能找到你的猴子

角色B neutral

Oh , no , wait No , no , no Wait , wait

哦，不，等等 不，不，不 等等，等等

角色A neutral

We may not know anything about radiators per se

我们可能对散热器本身一无所知

角色B neutral

But we do have a certain amount of expertise

但我们确实拥有一定的专业知识

角色A neutral

in the heating and cooling milieu

在供暖和制冷环境中

角色B neutral

Aren't we kind of in the middle of something here ?

我们不是正忙着吗？

角色A neutral

Yes , but these women are very hot and they need our help

是的，但这些女士非常性感，她们需要我们的帮助

角色B neutral

And very hot

而且非常热

角色A neutral

We can't , all right ?

我们做不到，行了吧？

角色B neutral

We're sorry

我们很抱歉

角色A neutral

You have no idea how sorry

你无法想象我有多抱歉

角色B neutral

But we promised we'd find this monkey

但我们答应过要找到这只猴子

角色A neutral

If you see him , he's about yea high

如果你见到他，他大概有这么高

角色B neutral

And answers to the name Marcel

并且名叫Marcel

角色A neutral

So if we could get some pictures of you

所以如果我们能给你拍几张照片

角色B neutral

you'd really be helping us out

您真的会帮我们一个大忙

角色A neutral

Okay , from now on , you don't get to talk to other people

好的，从现在开始，你不准再和其他人说话。

角色B neutral

Oh , my God ! What ?!

哦，天哪！什么？！

角色A neutral

Something just brushed up against my right leg

有什么东西刚刚擦过了我的右腿

角色B neutral

What is it ?

这是什么？

角色A neutral

Ooh ! Oh , it's okay It was just my left leg

哦！哦，没事，只是我的左腿。

角色B neutral

Look , Phoebe

听着，Phoebe

角色A neutral

Oh , yeah Oh , Marcel Come here

哦，对了，哦，Marcel，过来这里

角色B neutral

Oh , come here , Marcel . Step aside , ladies !

哦，过来，Marcel。女士们，请让一下！

角色A neutral

What are you gonna do ?

你打算怎么办？

角色B neutral

Just a small tranquilizer

只是一点镇静剂

角色A neutral

Run , Marcel ! Run ! Run , Marcel !

跑啊，Marcel！快跑！跑啊，Marcel！

角色B neutral

Damn . Are you okay ?

天哪。你还好吗？

角色A neutral

Oh , yeah ! I think so

哦，是的！我也这么认为。

角色B neutral

I just ... Oh !

我只是……哦！

角色A neutral

Huh . Whoah !

咦。哇！

角色B neutral

Oh , gosh

哦，天哪

角色A neutral

This is ridiculous We've been all over the neighborhood

这太荒谬了，我们已经把整个街区都找遍了。

角色B neutral

He's gone He's just gone

他走了，他就这么走了

角色A neutral

Ross , you don't know that

Ross，你不知道的

角色B neutral

Oh come on It's cold , it's dark

哦，别这样，天气很冷，天色很暗

角色A neutral

He doesn't know the Village

他不知道这个村庄

角色B neutral

And now I have a broken foot Oh , my

现在我的脚骨折了，哦，天哪

角色A neutral

I have no monkey and a broken foot

我没有猴子，而且脚还受伤了

角色B neutral

Thank you very much

非常感谢

角色A neutral

Ross you know , I've said I'm sorry like a million times

Ross，你知道的，我已经道歉了无数次了。

角色B neutral

What do you want me to do ? Huh ?

你想让我做什么？嗯？

角色A neutral

What do you want ? You want me to break my foot too ?

你想要什么？你难道还想让我也把脚弄断吗？

角色B neutral

Okay here , I'm gonna break my foot right now . Ow !

好吧，我马上就要把脚弄断了。哎哟！

角色A neutral

Oh God ! My God ! There , are you happy now ?

哦，天哪！我的天哪！这下你满意了吧？

角色B neutral

Yeah , yeah You know , now that you kicked the sign

是啊，是啊，你知道，既然你已经踢了那块牌子

角色A neutral

Hey , I don't miss Marcel anymore

嘿，我已经不再想念Marcel了

角色B neutral

You know , it's not like I did this on purpose

你知道的，我并不是故意这么做的

角色A neutral

No , no , no , no , no This is just vintage Rachel

不不不，不不，这简直就是经典的Rachel

角色B neutral

I mean , things just sort of happen around you

我的意思是，事情就这样在你身边发生了。

角色A neutral

I mean , you're off in Rachel Land

我的意思是，你完全沉浸在Rachel的世界里了

角色B neutral

doing your Rachel thing

做你的Rachel风格的事

角色A neutral

totally oblivious to people's monkeys

对别人的烦恼全然不知

角色B neutral

or to people's feelings Ross

或是对人们的感受，Ross

角色A neutral

I don't even want to hear it Ross

我甚至都不想听你说，Ross

角色B neutral

Forget it , okay ? Ross

算了吧，好吗？Ross

角色A neutral

What ? What ? What ?

什么？什么？什么？

角色B neutral

Hey , banana man

嘿，香蕉人

角色A neutral

Oh , this is so intense

哦，这真是太紧张了

角色B neutral

One side of my butt is totally asleep

我的一边屁股完全麻了

角色A neutral

And the other side has no idea

而对方对此一无所知

角色B neutral

Hi , did you order some bananas ?

你好，你点了一些香蕉吗？

角色A neutral

What about it ? Give me my monkey back

那又怎样？把我的猴子还给我

角色B neutral

I don't have a monkey

我没有猴子

角色A neutral

Then what's with all the bananas ? Potassium

那这些香蕉是怎么回事？钾元素

角色B neutral

Okay , where is he ? Where is he ? Marcel ? Marcel ?

好的，他在哪儿？他在哪儿？Marcel？Marcel？

角色A neutral

What have you done to him ?

你对他做了什么？

角色B neutral

That's my monkey That's Patty Patty the monkey

那是我的猴子，那是Patty，猴子Patty

角色A neutral

Are you insane ?

你疯了吗？

角色B neutral

Come here , Marcel Come on Come here , Patty

过来，Marcel 来吧 过来，Patty

角色A neutral

Come here , Marcel

过来，Marcel

角色B neutral

Come here , Patty

过来，Patty

角色A neutral

Here , monkey Here , monkey Here , monkey

过来，猴子 过来，猴子 过来，猴子

角色B neutral

Okay , give me my monkey back

好吧，把我的猴子还给我

角色A neutral

That's my monkey

那是我的猴子

角色B neutral

You're both gonna have to take this up with the judge

你们两个都得把这件事交给法官处理

角色A neutral

That's not my monkey Just the dress is mine

那不是我的猴子，只是这条裙子是我的。

角色B neutral

You can send it back whenever

你可以随时将它寄回

角色A neutral

All right , I want my monkey No

好吧，我不想让我的猴子。

角色B neutral

Oh , come on , Luisa

哦，别这样，Luisa

角色A neutral

Sorry , prom queen

抱歉，舞会皇后

角色B neutral

You had to be a bitch in high school

你在高中时一定是个讨厌鬼

角色A neutral

You couldn't have been fat

你不可能胖过

角色B neutral

Alright look , okay , in high school I was the prom queen

好吧，听着，我在高中时是舞会女王

角色A neutral

And I was the homecoming queen and the class president

我曾是返校节女王和班长

角色B neutral

And you were also there

而你也在那里

角色A neutral

Look , if you take this monkey

听着，如果你带走这只猴子

角色B neutral

I will lose one of the most important people in my life

我将失去我生命中最重要的人之一

角色A neutral

You can hate me if you want

如果你愿意，你可以恨我

角色B neutral

But please do not punish him

但请不要惩罚他

角色A neutral

Come on , Luisa , you have a chance to be the bigger person here

来吧，Luisa，你有机会在这里表现得更大度一些

角色B neutral

Take it

拿着吧

角色A neutral

All right

好的

角色B neutral

Well then how about I call your supervisor

那么，我打电话给你的主管如何？

角色A neutral

And I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart

我告诉她，你用飞镖射中了我朋友的屁股

角色B neutral

Hey , it'll be nice to get this off finally

嘿，终于能了结这件事真是太好了，

角色A neutral

won't it ? Yes , it will

不是吗？是的，它会。

角色B neutral

Or we can leave it on for now That's fine

或者我们可以暂时先保持现状，这样也行。

角色A neutral

You know , with the right pair of pumps

你知道的，只要配上一双合适的高跟鞋

角色B neutral

that would be a great little outfit

那会是一套非常棒的小装束

角色A neutral

Listen , I'm sorry I was so hard on you before

听着，我很抱歉之前对你那么严厉

角色B neutral

You know , I just

你知道，我只是

角色A neutral

No , Ross , come on No , no

不，Ross，别这样 不，不

角色B neutral

It was my fault I almost lost your

是我的错，我差点失去了你

角色A neutral

No no Yeah , but you were the one who got him back

不不，是的，但你是那个把他找回来的人

角色B neutral

You know , you were great

你知道的，你非常棒

角色A neutral

Hey , we still have that bottle of wine

嘿，我们还有那瓶葡萄酒呢

角色B neutral

Are you in the mood for something grape ?

你想来点葡萄味的东西吗？

角色A neutral

Sure , that would be good

当然，那样会很好

角色B neutral

The neighbors must be vacuuming

邻居们肯定在吸尘。

角色A neutral

Well , as long as we're here

好吧，既然我们已经在这里了

角色B neutral

and not on the subject

而不是关于这个主题

角色A neutral

I was thinking about

我在想

角色B neutral

how mad we got at each other before

我们之前是多么生对方的气

角色A neutral

And I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we

我在想，也许部分原因是因为我们

角色B neutral

Rachel ? Barry ?

Rachel？Barry？

角色A neutral

I can'tI can't do it I can't marry Mindy

我做不到，我无法和Mindy结婚

角色B neutral

I think I'm still in love with you . Oh !

我想我仍然爱着你。哦！

角色A neutral

We have got to start locking that door

我们得开始锁那扇门了

角色B neutral

This is me in " The Sound of Music "

这是我在《音乐之声》中的样子

角色A neutral

You see the Von Trapp kids ? No

你看到Von Trapp家的孩子们了吗？没有。

角色B neutral

That's because I'm in front of them

那是因为我在他们前面

角色A neutral

Yeah , I thought that was an Alp

是啊，我还以为那是阿尔卑斯山呢

角色B neutral

Well , high school was not my favorite time

嗯，高中并不是我最喜欢的时光

角色A neutral

I don't know . I loved high school , you know ?

我不知道。你知道的，我挺喜欢高中的。

角色B neutral

It was just like four years of parties and dating and sex

那四年就像是在不停地参加派对、约会和享受性爱。

角色A neutral

Yeah well , I went to boarding school with 400 boys

是啊，我上的寄宿学校里有400个男生

角色B neutral

Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice

任何性行为都会涉及到一个重大的生活方式选择

角色A neutral

Gosh , doesn't it seem like a million years ago ?

天哪，这难道不像是百万年前的事吗？

角色B neutral

Oh , my butt cheek is waking up . Oh !

哦，我的屁股开始发麻了。哦！