Friends S01E06

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Oh look , look ! There's Joey's picture !

哦，快看，快看！那是Joey的照片！

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This is so exciting !

这真是太令人兴奋了！

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You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before

你总能发现那些从未看过他戏剧的人

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Notice No fear No sense of impending doom

注意 无恐惧 无即将来临的厄运感

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The exclamation point in the title scares me

标题中的感叹号让我感到害怕

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You know . It's not just Freud . It's Freud !

你知道的。这不仅仅是Freud。这就是Freud！

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Shh . Magic is about to happen !

嘘，奇迹即将发生！

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Well Eva

嗯，Eva

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we've done some excellent work here

我们在这里做了一些非常出色的工作

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And I would have to say

我不得不说

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your problem is quite clear

你的问题非常清楚

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All you want is a dinkle

你想要的不过是一个微不足道的东西

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What you envy is a schwang

你所羡慕的不过是一种虚妄

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A thing through which you can tinkle

一个可以发出叮当声的东西

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To play with or simply let hang

可以玩耍或简单地让它悬挂

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The One With the Butt

关于屁股的那集

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God , I feel violated

天哪，我感觉被侵犯了

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Did anybody else feel like they just wanted to peel their skin off their body

有没有人觉得他们简直想把自己的皮从身上剥下来

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to have something else to do ?

还有别的事要做吗？

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Ross , 10 :00

Ross, 10:00

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Is it ? It feels like two

是吗？感觉像是两个

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No ! 10 :00 ! What ?

不！10:00！什么？

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There's a beautiful woman at 8 , 9 , 10 :00 !

8点、9点、10点，有一位美丽的女士！

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Hello !

你好！

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She's amazing !

她真是太棒了！

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She makes the women I dream about look like short , fat , bald men

她让我梦寐以求的女人看起来像矮胖秃顶的男人

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Go over to her She's not with anyone

过去找她吧，她现在是一个人。

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And what would my opening line be ?

那我的开场白该说什么呢？

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Excuse me , blarrlarlar

打扰一下，blarrlarlar

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Come on , she's a person You can do it

加油，她是一个人，你可以做到的

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Could she be more out of my league ? Ross , back me up here

她是不是太遥不可及了？Ross，你帮我评评理

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He could never get a woman like that in a million years

他这辈子都不可能得到那样的女人

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Thank you , buddy

谢谢，伙计

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But you know you always see these really beautiful women

但你知道，你总是会看到这些非常美丽的女性

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with these really nothing guys

和这些真正无足轻重的家伙

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You could be one of those guys

你可能会成为那样的人

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You could do that . You think ?

你可以那样做。你觉得呢？

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Oh God , I can't believe I'm even considering this

天哪，我简直不敢相信我竟然在考虑这件事

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I'm very very aware of my tongue Come on

我非常非常清楚我的舌头 来吧

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Here goes

开始了

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Yes ? Hi UrnAhem

有什么事吗？嗨，UrnAhem

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Okay , next word would be

好的，下一个词是

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uh , Chandler

呃，Chandler

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Chandler is my name and , uh

我叫Chandler，呃

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Hi !

你好！

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Yes , you said that

是的，你说过

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Yes ! Yes , I did But what I didn't say was

是的！是的，我确实做了。但我没有说的是

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What I about to say , what I wanted to say was , uh

我正要说的，我想说的是，呃

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would you like to go out with me sometime ? Thank you Good night

你愿意找个时间和我一起出去吗？谢谢，晚安。

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Chandler ?

Chandler？

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Hey !

嘿！

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I didn't know you could dance ! You were in a play !

我不知道你还会跳舞！你参演过戏剧！

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What'd you think ?

你觉得呢？

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Come on , you guys , it wasn't that bad I was the lead

得了吧，伙计们，没那么糟糕，我可是主角。

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It was better than that thing I did with the trolls At least you got to see my head

这比我之前和巨魔一起做的那件事要好，至少你还能看到我的头。

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You're right We saw your head

你说得对，我们看到了你的头。

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She said yes ! She said yes !

她答应了！她答应了！

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Wow !

哇！

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Awful play , man ! Whoa !

糟糕的表演，老兄！哇！

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Her name's Aurora She's Italian and she pronounces my name " Chandler "

她的名字叫Aurora，她是意大利人，她把我的名字念成‘Chandler’

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I think I like it better that way Oh listen , the usher gave me this to give to you

我觉得我更喜欢那样。哦，对了，引座员让我把这个交给你。

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What is it ? The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency

这是什么？Estelle Leonard 人才经纪公司

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An agency left me its card . Maybe they wanna sign me !

一家经纪公司给我留了他们的名片。也许他们想签下我！

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Based on this play ?

基于这部戏剧？

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Hey , kids ! Hey , Chandler

嘿，孩子们！嘿，Chandler

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No , because this line is passion , and this isjust a line

不，因为这条线代表激情，而这只是一条线

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Well , I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds

好吧，真不敢相信我已经在这里待了将近七秒钟

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and you haven't asked me how my date went

而且你还没问我约会进行得怎么样

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How was your date , Chandler ?

你的约会怎么样，Chandler？

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It was unbelievable !

这简直令人难以置信！

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I I've never met anyone like her . She's had the most amazing life !

我从未遇到过像她这样的人。她的人生精彩绝伦！

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She was in the Israeli army

她曾在以色列军队服役

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Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block

幸运的是，没有一颗子弹击中发动机缸体。

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So we made it to the border

所以我们成功到达了边境

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But just barely and I

但仅仅是勉强而已，而我

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I I've been talking about myself all night long I'm sorry

我一整晚都在谈论自己，真是抱歉。

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What about you ? Tell me one of your stories

你呢？给我讲讲你的一个故事吧

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All right , once

好的，一次

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once I got on the subway , right ?

我一上地铁，对吧？

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And it was at night

那是在夜晚

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and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn

我一路骑着它到了Brooklyn。

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just for the hell of it

纯粹为了好玩

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We talked till like two It was this perfect evening

我们一直聊到大约两点，那是一个完美的夜晚。

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More or less

或多或少

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All of sudden , we realized we were in Yemen

突然间，我们意识到自己身处也门。

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I'm sorry , so " we " is ?

抱歉，那么“我们”是指？

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We would be me and Rick

将会是我和Rick

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Who's Rick ? Who's Rick ?

谁是Rick？谁是Rick？

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My husband

我的丈夫

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Oh , so you're divorced ? No

哦，所以你离婚了？没有。

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I'm sorry . So you're widowed ? Hopefully ?

很抱歉。所以您是丧偶了吗？希望如此？

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No , I'm still married

不，我还没离婚

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So tell me how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me

那么告诉我，你丈夫会怎么看待你坐在这里和我在一起

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sliding your foot so far up my pant leg

你的脚滑进了我的裤腿深处

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you can count the change in my pocket ?

你能数出我口袋里的零钱吗？

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Don't worry

别担心

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I imagine he'd be okay with you because really , he's okay with Ethan

我想他会对你没问题的，因为实际上，他对Ethan也没问题。

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Ethan ? There's an Ethan ?

Ethan？有个叫Ethan的人？

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Ethan is my

Ethan是我的

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What ?!

什么？！

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So explain something to me here , uh , what kind of relationship do you imagine us having

那么，跟我解释一下，你想象我们之间会是什么样的关系？

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if you already have a husband and a boyfriend ?

如果你已经有一个丈夫和一个男朋友？

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I suppose , mainly sexual

我认为，主要是与性有关

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I'm sorry it didn't work out

很遗憾没能成功

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What not work out ? I'm seeing her again on Thursday

有什么不顺利的？我周四还要和她见面。

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Didn't you listen to the story ?

你没听这个故事吗？

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This is twisted ! How could you get involved with a woman like this ?

这太扭曲了！你怎么会跟这样的女人扯上关系？

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Wll you kow , I had trouble with it at first , but the way look at it is , I get all the good stuff

你知道，起初我确实有些困难，但我的看法是，我得到了所有好处。

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All the fun , all the talking , all the sex

所有的乐趣，所有的交谈，所有的性，

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and none of the responsibility

且没有任何责任

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I mean , this is every guy's fantasy !

我是说，这是每个男人的梦想！

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That is not true . Ross , is this your fantasy ?

那不是真的。Ross，这是你的幻想吗？

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No , of course not

不，当然不会

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Yeah , yeah , it is

是的，是的，确实如此

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What ? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else ?

什么？所以你们不介意和一个已经在和别人约会的人出去约会？

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I couldn't do it Good for you , Joey

我做不到。Joey，你做得很好。

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When I'm with a woman , I need to know

当我和一位女性在一起时，我需要知道，

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that I'm going out with more people than she is

我约会的对象比她多

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You knowMonogamy can be a tricky concept

你知道，一夫一妻制可能是个复杂的概念

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I mean , anthropologically

我的意思是，从人类学的角度来看

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Fine , fine , alright , now you'll never know

好吧，好吧，行吧，现在你永远不会知道了

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We're kidding Come on Tell us

我们在开玩笑，快告诉我们吧

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We wanna know . Come on !

我们想知道。快点说吧！

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All right There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey

好吧，Richard Leakey 提出了一个理论

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Tada !

嗒哒！

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Are we greeting each other this way now ?

我们现在是这样打招呼的吗？

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Because I like that

因为我喜欢那样

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Look ! I cleaned !

看！我打扫干净了！

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I did the windows I did the floors

我擦了窗户，我拖了地板。

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I even used all the attachments on the vacuum except that little round one with the bristles

我甚至用上了吸尘器的所有配件，除了那个带刷子的小圆头。

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I don't know what it's for

我不知道这是用来做什么的

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Nobody knows , and we're not supposed to ask

没人知道，我们也不该问

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What do you think ?

你觉得呢？

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It's very clean . Really , it looks great !

非常干净。真的，看起来很棒！

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Oh Heh I see you moved the green ottoman

哦，嘿，我看到你把绿色的脚凳挪走了

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How did that happen ?

这是怎么发生的？

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I don't know I thought it looked better there

我不知道，我觉得它放在那里看起来更好。

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And I and also , it's an extra seat around the coffee table

而且，这也是咖啡桌旁的一个额外座位。

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Yeah , it's interesting

是的，这很有趣

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But you know what ? Just for fun

但你知道吗？只是为了好玩

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Let's see what it looked like in the old spot

让我们看看它在原来的位置是什么样子

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Just to compare

仅作比较

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Let's see . Ha !

让我们看看。哈！

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Well , it looks good there too

嗯，那里看起来也不错。

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Let's just leave it there for a while

我们暂时先把它放在那里吧

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I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman

我真不敢相信你居然想挪动那个绿色的脚凳

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Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines

谢天谢地，你没有试图把杂志摊开

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I mean , she'll scratch your eyes right out

我是说，她会毫不留情地把你眼睛抓出来。

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You guys , I am not that bad !

各位，我没那么糟糕！

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Yeah , you are , Monica

是的，你就是，Monica

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Remember I lived with you ?

还记得我和你住在一起吗？

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You were a little , you know

你当时有点，你知道的

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That is so unfair !

这太不公平了！

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Come on When we were kids , yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy

得了吧，我们小时候，你的那个Raggedy Ann娃娃是唯一一个不破旧的。

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Okay , so I'm responsible I'm organized

好的，我很有责任感，做事井井有条。

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But , hey , I can be a kook !

但是，嘿，我也可以是个怪人！

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All right , you madcap gal !

好吧，你这个疯丫头！

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Try to imagine this

试着想象一下

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The phone bill arrives , but you don't pay it right away

电话账单到了，但你并没有立即支付

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Why not ? Because you're a kook !

为什么不呢？因为你是个怪人！

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Instead , you wait until they send you a notice

相反，你会等到他们给你发通知

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I could do that

我可以做到

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Okay , then you let me go grocery shopping

好的，那你就让我去买菜吧

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and I buy laundry detergent

我买了洗衣液

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But it's not the one with the easypour spout

但它不是带有易倒嘴的那一个

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Why would someone do that ?

为什么会有人这么做？

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One might wonder

人们可能会好奇

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Someone's left a glass on the coffee table There's no coaster

有人把玻璃杯放在了咖啡桌上，没有用杯垫。

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It's a cold drink It's a hot day

这是一杯冷饮，这是一个热天

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Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer to the surface of the wood

细小的水珠正缓缓向木头表面移动

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Stop it !

住手！

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Oh , my God !

天哪！

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It's true . Who am I ?

确实如此。我是谁？

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Monica , you're Mom

Monica，你是妈妈

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Uhhuh ? Oh , my God !

嗯？哦，天哪！

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Okay , I'll be there

好的，我会到的

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That was my agent

那是我的经纪人

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My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie !

我的经纪人刚为我争取到了在新Al Pacino电影中的工作机会！

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Whoa ! That's great !

哇！太棒了！

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What's the part ?

这是什么部分？

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Can you believe this ? Al Pacino !

你能相信吗？是Al Pacino！

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This guy's the reason why I became an actor

正是这个人让我成为了一名演员。

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" I'm out of order ? You're out of order !"

我乱了套？你才乱了套！

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" This whole courtrooms out of order !"

整个法庭都乱套了！

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Seriously , what's the part ?

说真的，那部分是什么？

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" Just when I thought I was out , they pull me back in !"

就在我以为自己已经脱身的时候，他们又把我拉了回来！

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Come on . Seriously , Joey , what's the part ?

拜托。说真的，Joey，是什么角色？

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You're , you're ... What ?

你，你……什么？

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I'm his butt double , okay ?

我是他的替身，懂吗？

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I play AlPacino's butt

我扮演AlPacino的替身

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All right ? He goes into the shower and then

行了吧？他走进浴室，然后

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I'm his butt

我是他的跟班

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Come on , you guys

来吧，伙计们

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This is a real movie , and AlPacino's in it and that's big !

这是一部真正的电影，而且AlPacino参演其中，这太棒了！

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Oh no It's terrific

哦不，这太棒了

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You deserve this , after all your years of struggling

这是你应得的，毕竟你这些年一直在努力奋斗。

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you've finally been able to crack your way into show business

你终于成功打入了演艺圈

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Okay , fine Make jokes , I don't care

好吧，尽管开玩笑吧，我不在乎

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This is a big break for me !

这对我来说是一个重大突破！

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You're right It is

你说得对，确实如此

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So are you gonna invite us all to the big opening ?

那么你会邀请我们所有人参加盛大的开幕式吗？

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I need to borrow some moisturizer . For what ?

我需要借一些保湿霜。为什么？

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What do you think ? Today's the big day !

你觉得呢？今天可是个大日子！

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Okay , go into the bathroom Use whatever you want

好的，去浴室吧，随便用。

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Just don't ever tell me what you did in there

只是永远别告诉我你在里面做了什么

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Thank you

谢谢

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Where's Joey ? His mom's on the phone He's in the bathroom

Joey在哪里？他妈妈在打电话。他在卫生间。

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You don't think you wanna go in there ! Come on , we're roommates

你不会想进去的！来吧，我们是室友。

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My eyes ! My eyes !

我的眼睛！我的眼睛！

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I warned you

我警告过你

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Who is being loud ?

谁在喧哗？

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Oh , that would be Monica

哦，那应该是Monica

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Hey , listen , I wanna borrow a couple of things , Aurora spent the night , I really wanna make Aurora breakfast

嘿，听着，我想借几样东西，Aurora昨晚在这儿过夜了，我真的很想给Aurora做顿早餐。

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You got the whole night , huh ?

你有一整晚的时间，是吧？

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Well I only have 20 minutes until Ethan , so

嗯，我只有20分钟就到Ethan了，所以

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Do I sense a bit of resentment ?

我是不是感觉到了一丝怨恨？

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No , no , no No resentment Believe me

不，不，不，没有怨恨，相信我

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it's worth it , okay ?

这是值得的，好吗？

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You know in a relationship , you have these key moments

你知道，在一段关系中，总会有一些关键时刻

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you'll remember for the rest of your life

你将终生难忘

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Well , every single second is like that with Aurora

嗯，和Aurora在一起的每一秒都是如此。

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And I've just wasted 35 of them talking to you people

而我刚刚浪费了35分钟和你们这些人说话

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So , uh , Monica , can you help me with the door ?

那么，呃，Monica，你能帮我开下门吗？

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Urn , Chandler , you know , the old Monica would remind you

呃，Chandler，你知道的，以前的Monica会提醒你

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to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush

用塑料刷子清洗那个特氟龙锅

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But I'm not gonna do that

但我不会那么做

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Damn it ! Hire the girl

见鬼！雇那个女孩吧。

角色B neutral

Okay , everybody ready ?

好了，大家都准备好了吗？

角色A neutral

Uh , listen , I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity

呃，听着，我只是想感谢你给我这个绝佳的机会

角色B neutral

Lose the robe

脱掉长袍

角色A neutral

Me ?

我？

角色B neutral

That would work

那会奏效

角色A neutral

Right . Okay . Losing the robe !

好吧。行。把长袍脱了！

角色B neutral

Okay , and the robe is lost

好的，那件长袍不见了

角色A neutral

Everybody , I would like to get this in one take , please

各位，我希望这次能一次搞定，请大家配合。

角色B neutral

Let's roll it

我们开始吧

角色A neutral

Water's working

水在起作用

角色B neutral

And action !

开始！

角色A neutral

And cut !

停！

角色B neutral

Butt guy , what the hell are you doing ?

屁股男，你到底在干什么？

角色A neutral

I'm showering

我正在洗澡

角色B neutral

No , that was clenching

不，那是紧握

角色A neutral

Well the way I see it , the guy's upset here , you know ?

在我看来，这家伙现在很沮丧，你明白吗？

角色B neutral

I mean his wife's dead , his brother's missing

我是说，他的妻子去世了，他的兄弟也失踪了

角色A neutral

I think his butt would be angry here

我觉得他的屁股在这里会生气

角色B neutral

I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch

我觉得他的臀部可能想在午餐前打针。

角色A neutral

Once again , rolling Water working

再次，流动的水开始工作

角色B neutral

And cut ! What was that ?

卡！那是什么？

角色A neutral

I was going for quiet desperation

我正走向无声的绝望

角色B neutral

But if you have to ask

但如果你非得问

角色A neutral

God , I love these fingers

天啊，我太爱这些手指了

角色B neutral

No , actually , I meant my fingers

不，实际上，我指的是我的手指

角色A neutral

Look at them Look at how happy they are

看看他们 看看他们有多开心

角色B neutral

Oh , my God , I'm late ! Oh , no , no , no

天哪，我迟到了！哦，不，不，不

角色A neutral

Don't go , don'tgo Okay , okay

别走，别走。好了，好了。

角色B neutral

I have to Look , she's leaving

我得看看，她要走了。

角色A neutral

I'm sorry He'll be waiting for me

抱歉，他会在等我。

角色B neutral

I thought you talked to Rick

我以为你和Rick谈过了

角色A neutral

It's not Rick

这不是Rick

角色B neutral

Ethan ? He gets the whole day with you !

Ethan？他可是能和你待上一整天呢！

角色A neutral

No , it's Andrew

不，是Andrew

角色B neutral

I know there'll be many moments in the years to come

我知道在未来的岁月里会有许多时刻

角色A neutral

when I'll regret asking the following question , but

当我后悔提出以下问题时，但

角色B neutral

And Andrew is ?

那么Andrew是谁？

角色A neutral

So what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick , Ethan and myself ?

所以你的意思是，Rick、Ethan和我并没有让你完全满足？

角色B neutral

No , that's not exactly what I was

不，那并不是我的本意。

角色A neutral

Most women would kill

大多数女人都会不惜一切代价

角色B neutral

for three guys like us

对于我们三个这样的家伙

角色A neutral

So , what do you want ?

那么，你想要什么？

角色B neutral

You have me No no Just you

你拥有我，不，只有你。

角色A neutral

What do you mean ?

你是什么意思？

角色B neutral

Lose the other guys

甩掉其他人

角色A neutral

Like , all of them ?

全部吗？

角色B neutral

Come on . We're great together . Why not ?

来吧，我们在一起很合适。为什么不呢？

角色A neutral

Why can't we just have what we have now ?

为什么我们不能满足于现在所拥有的呢？

角色B neutral

Why can't we just talk , and laugh and make love

为什么我们不能只是聊天、欢笑和做爱

角色A neutral

Without feeling obligated to one another ?

彼此之间没有义务感？

角色B neutral

Up until tonight , I thought that's what you wanted too

直到今晚，我还以为那也是你想要的

角色A neutral

Well , part of me wants that

嗯，我的一部分是想要那样的

角色B neutral

But it's like I'm two guys

但我感觉自己像是两个人

角色A neutral

I mean , one guy's saying ," Shut up ! This is great !"

我是说，有个人在喊，“闭嘴！这太棒了！”

角色B neutral

But there's this other guy

但还有另一个家伙

角色A neutral

Actually it's the guy who wells up every time the Grinch's heart

实际上是那个每次看到Grinch的心都会流泪的家伙，

角色B neutral

grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device

长大了三倍，撑坏了那个测量装置

角色A neutral

He's saying , you know ," This is too hard . Get out , get out !"

他在说，你知道吗，“这太难了。出去，出去！”

角色B neutral

So which one of the two guys will you listen to ?

那么这两位男士中，你会听谁的？

角色A neutral

I have to listen to both of them They don't let each other finish

我必须听他们两个人说，他们都不让对方把话说完。

角色B neutral

Which one ?

哪一个？

角色A neutral

The second guy

第二个人

角色B neutral

I see

我明白了

角色A neutral

Call me if you change your mind

如果你改变主意了，就打电话给我

角色B neutral

Sorry , the first guy runs the lips

抱歉，第一个家伙在胡说八道

角色A neutral

Look at it this way . You dumped her !

这么看吧。是你甩了她！

角色B neutral

Right ? I mean , this woman was

对吧？我是说，这个女人，

角色A neutral

unbelievably sexy

难以置信的性感

角色B neutral

and beautiful , intelligent , unattainable

美丽、聪慧、遥不可及

角色A neutral

Tell me why you did this again ?

再告诉我一次，你为什么要这么做？

角色B neutral

Hey ! Hey !

嘿！嘿！

角色A neutral

Movie star !

电影明星！

角色B neutral

Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie ?

你不就是那个在新Al Pacino电影里演屁股的家伙吗？

角色A neutral

No ? What happened , big guy ?

没有吗？发生什么事了，大块头？

角色B neutral

Big guy ?

大块头？

角色A neutral

It felt like a " big guy " moment

这感觉像是一个“大人物”时刻

角色B neutral

I got fired !

我被解雇了！

角色A neutral

They said I acted too much with it

他们说我在这件事上做得太过火了

角色B neutral

I told everybody about this

我把这件事告诉了所有人

角色A neutral

Everybody's gonna go to the theatre , expecting to see me , and

每个人都会去剧院，期待着见到我，

角色B neutral

You know what ? No one will be able to tell

你知道吗？没人能看得出来。

角色A neutral

My mom will

我妈妈会

角色B neutral

There's something so sweet

有一种如此甜蜜的感觉,

角色A neutral

and disturbing about that

令人不安的是

角色B neutral

I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years

六年来，我除了演些烂戏，什么都没干。

角色A neutral

And I finally get my shot , and I blow it !

我终于得到了机会，却搞砸了！

角色B neutral

Maybe this wasn't your shot

也许这不是你的机会

角色A neutral

I think when it's your shot , you know it's your shot

我认为当机会来临时，你自然会知道那就是你的机会。

角色B neutral

Did it feel like your shot ?

你觉得这一枪打得如何？

角色A neutral

Hard to tell I was naked

很难看出我当时是裸着的

角色B neutral

I don't think this was your shot

我认为这不是你的机会

角色A neutral

I don't even think you just get one shot

我甚至不认为你只有一次机会

角色B neutral

I really believe big things are gonna happen for you I do

我真的相信会有大事发生在你身上，我真的相信。

角色A neutral

You've gotta keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonnal run up to his friends and go

你得一直想着那一天，某个孩子会跑到他的朋友们面前说

角色B neutral

" I got the part ! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass !"

我得到这个角色了！我要演Joey Tribbiani的替身了！

角色A neutral

You think ? That's so nice

你这么认为？那真是太好了

角色B neutral

Oh Come here

哦，过来

角色A neutral

I'm sorry , Joey I'm gonna go to bed , guys

抱歉，Joey，我要去睡觉了，大家晚安。

角色B neutral

Good night Good night , Monica

晚安，晚安，Monica

角色A neutral

You're gonna leave your shoes out here ?

你要把鞋子放在外面吗？

角色B neutral

Really ? Just casually strewn about

真的吗？就这么随意地散落着

角色A neutral

in that reckless haphazard manner ?

以那种鲁莽随意的方式？

角色B neutral

It doesn't matter . I'll get them tomorrow . Or not !

没关系。我明天再去拿。或者不去也行！

角色A neutral

She is a kook

她是个怪人

角色B neutral

If it bothers you that much , just go out and get the shoes

如果这件事让你这么困扰，干脆出去把鞋子买了吧

角色A neutral

No , don't do this !

不，不要这么做！

角色B neutral

This is stupid !

这太愚蠢了！

角色A neutral

I don't have to prove anything I'm gonna go get them

我不需要证明什么，我这就去把他们找回来。

角色B neutral

But then everyone will know

但那样的话，所有人都会知道了

角色A neutral

Unless I get them , and then wake up really early and put them back

除非我拿到它们，然后早早起床再把它们放回去

角色B neutral

I need help !

我需要帮助！