Friends S01E05

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Would you let it go ? It's not a big deal

你能放下这件事吗？这没什么大不了的。

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Not a big deal ? It's amazing

没什么大不了的？这简直太棒了

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You just reach in , there's one little maneuver , and barn !

你只需伸手进去，轻轻一拨，砰！

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A bra Right out the sleeve

一件胸罩 直接从袖子里出来

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As far as I'm concerned

就我而言

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... there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close . Right ?

……没有什么是一个男人能做，甚至能接近的。对吧？

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Come on ! You guys can pee standing up

加油！你们可以站着小便

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We can ? Okay , I'm trying that

我们可以吗？好的，我试试看

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You know what blows my mind ?

你知道什么让我感到震惊吗？

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Women can see breasts anytime they want

女性可以随时看到乳房

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You just look down , and there they are

你只需低头一看，它们就在那里

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How you get any work done is beyond me

我真不知道你是怎么完成工作的

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What I don't get is the way guys can do so many mean things

我不明白的是，男人们怎么能做出这么多卑鄙的事情

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and then not even care

然后甚至毫不在意

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Multiple orgasms !

多次高潮！

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The One With the East German Laundry Detergent

东德洗衣粉的那一集

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So , Saturday night , the big night

所以，周六晚上，那个重要的夜晚

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Date night ! Saturday night . Saturday night !

约会之夜！周六晚上。周六晚上！

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No plans , huh ? Not a one

没有计划，是吧？一个都没有。

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Not even , say , breaking up with Janice ?

甚至没有，比如说，和Janice分手？

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Oh , right , right Shut up

哦，对了，对了，闭嘴

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Chandler , nobody likes breaking up with someone

Chandler，没人喜欢和某人分手

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You just gotta do it l know But it's just so hard

你知道你必须去做，但这真的很难

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You're sitting with her She has no idea what's happening

你和她坐在一起，她却不知道发生了什么

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You finally get up the courage to do it

你终于鼓起勇气去做了

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There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note

当你把纸条递给她时，那一刻真是尴尬。

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Why do you have to break up with her ?

你为什么非要和她分手？

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Be a man Just stop calling

像个男人一样，别再打电话了

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If you want , I'll do it with you

如果你愿意，我可以和你一起做。

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Thanks , but she'd feel like we were ganging up on her

谢谢，但她会觉得我们在联合起来针对她。

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No , I mean you break up with Janice And I'll break up with Tony

不，我的意思是，你和Janice分手，而我会和Tony分手

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You're breaking up with Tony ?

你要和Tony分手？

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I know He's sweet , but it's just not fun anymore

我知道他很贴心，但现在已经不再有趣了

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I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike I don't know

我不知道这是因为我，还是因为他的绝食，我不确定

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Does anybody want anything else ?

还有人想要别的吗？

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Yeah . Last week you had a wonderful nutty

是的。上周你度过了一段非常愉快的时光，

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chocolatey , kind of cakey pie thing that

巧克力味，有点像蛋糕派的食物

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Nothing , just , just , I'm fine

没什么，只是，只是，我很好

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What's the matter ? Why so scrunchie ?

怎么了？为什么这么烦躁？

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It's my father He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible

是我父亲，他想送我一辆奔驰敞篷车。

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That guy , he burns me up

那个家伙，他真是气死我了

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Yeah , well , it's a Mercedes if I move back home

是啊，如果我搬回家，那就是一辆Mercedes了

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It was horrible ! He called me " young lady "

太可怕了！他居然叫我‘小姐’

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Ooh , I hate when my father calls me that

唉，我讨厌我父亲那样叫我

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Did he give you that whole " You're not up to this " thing again ?

他又对你说了那套“你不行”的话吗？

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Yeah , I got the extended disco version with three choruses of :

是的，我拿到了加长版的迪斯科版本，里面有三段副歌：

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" You'll never make it on your own ."

你一个人永远无法成功。

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Hi , Joey

你好，Joey

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Oh , my God Angela

天哪，Angela

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Wow Being dumped by you obviously agrees with her

哇，被你甩了显然对她有好处

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Are you gonna go over there ? No

你要过去那边吗？不。

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Yeah No

是啊 不是

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Okay , but not yet . I don't wanna seem too eager

好吧，但还不是时候。我不想显得太急切。

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One Mississippi , two Mississippi

一秒密西西比，两秒密西西比

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three Mississippi That seems pretty cool

三秒，这看起来挺酷的

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Hey , Angela

嗨，Angela

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You look good

你看起来不错

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Because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs

因为我穿了一件凸显胸部的连衣裙

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You don't say

真的吗？

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So , Rachel , what are you doing tonight ?

那么，Rachel，你今晚有什么安排？

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Big glamour night Me and Monica at Launderama

盛大的魅力之夜 我和Monica在Launderama

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You wanna hear a freakish coincidence ?

你想听一个离奇的巧合吗？

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Guess who's doing laundry there too ?

猜猜谁也在那里洗衣服？

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Who ? Me

谁？我

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Was that not clear ?

这还不够清楚吗？

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Hey , why don't ?

嘿，为什么不呢？

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Why don't I just join you both there ?

我何不直接和你们一起去那里呢？

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Don't you have a laundry room in your building ?

你们楼里没有洗衣房吗？

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I do have a laundry room in my building

我所在的楼里确实有一间洗衣房

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Urn , but there's a rat problem

呃，但是这里有个老鼠问题

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Apparently , they're attracted to the dryer sheets

显然，它们被干衣纸吸引了

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They're going in fine , but they're coming out all

它们进去时还好好的，但出来时却全

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Anyway , say , sevenish ?

不管怎样，就说七点左右吧？

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Forget it , Joey I'm with Bob now

算了吧，Joey，我现在和Bob在一起了

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Bob ? Who the hells Bob ?

Bob？谁是那个该死的Bob？

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Bob is great

Bob很棒

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He's smart , he's sophisticated , and he has a real job

他聪明、世故，而且有一份正经的工作

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You go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor But Bob

你一个月参加三次试镜，就自称是演员了？但是Bob

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Come on We were great together

来吧，我们在一起的时候很棒

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And not just at the fun stuff , but , like talking , too

不仅仅是那些有趣的事情，还有，比如谈话，也是如此

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Sorry , Joey . You said ," Let's just be friends ."

抱歉，Joey。你说过，“我们还是做朋友吧。”

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So guess what ?

猜猜怎么着？

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What ? We're just friends

什么？我们只是朋友

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Fine Fine

很好 很好

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So why don't the four of us go out and have dinner tonight ? You know , as friends

那我们四个人今晚一起出去吃个饭怎么样？你知道的，就作为朋友。

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What " four of us "?

我们四个人怎么了？

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You and Bob , and me and my girlfriend , urn

你和Bob，还有我和我的女朋友，嗯

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Monica , I'm telling you , this guy is perfect for you

Monica，我告诉你，这个人非常适合你

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Forget it !

算了吧！

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Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet

不是在你那个能倒背字母表的表弟之后

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Come on , this guy's great His name's Bob He's Angela's

来吧，这家伙很棒。他叫Bob，他是Angela的。

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... ahem , brother

咳咳，兄弟

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He's smart , he's sophisticated

他聪明，他老练

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and he has a real job

而且他有一份正经的工作

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Me , I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor , but Bob is

我嘛，每个月参加三次试镜，就自称是演员了，但Bob

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Oh God , help us . What ?

哦，天哪，帮帮我们。什么？

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Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile

Ugly Naked Guy正在铺厨房地砖

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Look , I'm asking a favor here

听着，我这是在请你帮个忙

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I'm thinking if I do this for her brother

我在想，如果我为她兄弟做这件事，

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maybe Angela will come back to me

也许Angela会回到我身边

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What's going on here ? You go out with tons of girls

这是怎么回事？你和很多女孩约会

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I know , but

我知道，但是

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Look , I made a huge mistake I never should've broke up with her

听着，我犯了一个大错，我本不该和她分手的。

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Will you help me ? Please ?

你能帮我吗？求你了？

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Okay Bye

好的，再见

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Monica's not coming It's just gonna be me and Rachel

Monica不来了，只有我和Rachel。

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Hold on there , camper You sure you've thought this through ?

等一下，露营者，你确定你已经考虑清楚了吗？

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It's laundry The thinking through is pretty minimal

这是洗衣服，几乎不需要动脑筋。

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It's just you and Rachel ? Just the two of you ?

只有你和Rachel？就你们两个人吗？

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This is a date You're going on a date

这是一次约会 你要去约会了

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What are you saying ?

你在说什么？

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I should shave again ? Pick up some wine ? What ?

我应该再刮一次胡子？买点酒？什么？

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Well , you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear

嗯，你或许该重新考虑一下那些脏内裤了。

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It's the first time shell see your underwear . You want it to be dirty ?

这是她第一次看到你的内衣。你希望它是脏的吗？

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And the fabric softener ?

那柔顺剂呢？

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Okay , okay now , what is wrong with my Snuggles ?

好了，好了，我的Snuggles怎么了？

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What ? It says I'm a sensitive , warm kind of guy

什么？它说我是个敏感、温暖的人

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You know , like a little fuzzy bear

你知道的，就像一只毛茸茸的小熊

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I can pick something else up on the way

我可以在路上顺便买点别的。

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Thank you

谢谢

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So what does this Bob guy look like ? Is he tall , short ?

那么这个叫Bob的家伙长什么样？他是高还是矮？

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Which ?

哪个？

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Which what ?

哪个什么？

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You've never met Bob , have you ?

你从未见过Bob，对吧？

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No , but

不，但是

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Oh my God , Joey , for all we know , this guy could be horribly

天哪，Joey，据我们所知，这家伙可能非常糟糕

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Hey , Joey

嘿，Joey

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Horribly attractive I'll be shutting up now

极具吸引力，我现在要闭嘴了

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Where are they ? Where are they ?

他们在哪儿？他们在哪儿？

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This is nice . We never do anything

这很不错。我们从来不做任何事，

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just the two of us

只有我们两个人

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That's great Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car , run over some puppies

那太好了，也许明天我们可以租辆车，去撞几只小狗

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Ew I don't wanna do that

呃，我不想那么做

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Here we go Have a good breakup

我们开始吧，祝你分手愉快。

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Hey Janice My God I am so glad you called me

嘿 Janice，天哪，我真高兴你打电话给我

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I had the most supremely awful day

我度过了极其糟糕的一天

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That's not good

这可不太好

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Can I get an espresso and a latte over here , please ?

请给我来一杯意式浓缩咖啡和一杯拿铁，好吗？

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We got the proofs from that photo shoot with the vegetables

我们收到了那次蔬菜主题拍摄的样片

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They sucked

他们很糟糕

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I blew off the rest of the afternoon I went shopping

我下午剩下的时间都用来购物了。

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And I got you

而我懂你

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Im looking I'm looking

我在找 我在找

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I'm looking

我在寻找

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I got you ... What ?

我抓到你了……什么？

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What ? What did you get me there ?

什么？你给我买了什么？

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I got you

我懂你

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Buliwinkle socks

Buliwinkle袜子

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That's so sweet I knew you had the Rockys

这真是太贴心了，我就知道你有Rockys。

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So you could wear Buliwinkle and Buliwinkle

所以你可以穿Buliwinkle和Buliwinkle

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or wear Rocky and Rocky , or you can mix and match

或者穿Rocky和Rocky，或者你可以混搭

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Moose and squirrel

驼鹿和松鼠

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Whatever you want

无论你想要什么

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I'm gonna get another espresso . More latte ?

我要再来一杯意式浓缩咖啡。还要拿铁吗？

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No , I'm still working on mine

不，我还在做我的。

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That's it ?

就这样？

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Yeah , it was really hard

是啊，确实很难

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Yeah the hug looked pretty brutal

是啊，那个拥抱看起来相当激烈

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Okay , you weren't there

好吧，你当时不在场

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Coming through ! Move ! Move !

让一让！快让开！

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Excuse me ! I was kind of using that machine

不好意思！我刚才正在用那台机器。

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Yeah , well , now you're kind of not

是啊，不过现在你有点不是了

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But I saved it I put my basket on top

但我把它救了回来，我把篮子放在了上面

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I'm sorry Is that your basket ? Yes

抱歉，那是你的篮子吗？是的。

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It's really pretty . Unfortunately , I don't see suds !

真的很漂亮。可惜，我没看到泡沫！

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What ?

什么？

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No suds , no save , okay ?

没有泡沫，就没有拯救，明白吗？

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What's going on ? Hi

发生什么事了？嗨

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Nothing This horrible woman just took my machine

这个可怕的女人刚刚拿走了我的机器

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Was your basket on top ?

你的篮子在上面吗？

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Yeah , but there were no suds . So ?

是啊，但是没有泡沫。所以呢？

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You know , no suds , no save

你知道的，没有泡沫，就没有拯救。

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No suds , noExcuse me

没有泡沫，没有借口

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Hold on a second !

稍等一下！

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This is my friends machine

这是我朋友的机器

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Hey , hey , hey , her stuff wasn't in it !

嘿，嘿，嘿，她的东西不在里面！

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Hey , hey , hey ! That's not the rule , and you know it !

嘿，嘿，嘿！这可不是规矩，你心里有数！

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All right Show's over

好了，表演结束了

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Nothing to see here

这里没什么可看的

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Okay Let's do laundry

好的，我们来洗衣服吧

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That was amazing ! I can't even send back soup

太棒了！我甚至无法把汤退回去。

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Well , that's because you're such a sweet , gentle

嗯，那是因为你如此甜美、温柔

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Do you , uh

你，呃

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Oh , hey You must need detergent

哦，嘿，你一定需要洗衣液吧

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What's that ? Uberweiss

那是什么？Uberweiss

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It's new . It's German . It's extra tough !

它是新的。它是德国的。它格外坚韧！

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Rach , do you ? Are you gonna separate those ?

Rach，你呢？你要把它们分开吗？

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Oh , God Ugh

哦，天哪，唉

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Am I being like a total laundry spaz ?

我是不是表现得像个洗衣白痴？

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Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants ?

我是不是应该用一台机器洗衬衫，另一台洗裤子？

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Have you ? Have you never done this before ?

你有吗？你以前从未做过这件事吗？

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Well , not myself But I know other people that have

嗯，不是我本人，但我认识其他有过类似经历的人。

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Okay You caught me I'm a laundry virgin

好吧，你抓到我了，我从来没洗过衣服。

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Don't worry I'll use the gentle cycle

别担心，我会用轻柔模式。

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Basically , you wanna use one machine for all your whites

基本上，你希望用一台机器来洗所有的白色衣物。

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Whites Okay

白人没问题

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A whole other machine for your colors Colors

专为您的色彩打造的另一台机器

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And then a third for your , uh

然后第三个给你的，呃

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delicates And that would be your bras

精细衣物，具体来说就是你的文胸

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and your underpanty things

以及你的内衣物品

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Okay , well , these are white cotton panties

好的，这些是白色棉质内裤

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Would they go with whites or with delicates ?

他们会选择白色衣物还是精致衣物？

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That would be a judgment call

这将是一个需要判断的决定

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He's so cute !

他真可爱！

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So where did you guys grow up ?

那么你们都是在哪儿长大的？

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Brooklyn Heights Cleveland

布鲁克林高地 克利夫兰

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How did that happen ? Oh , my God !

这是怎么发生的？哦，天哪！

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I suddenly had the feeling I was

我突然有种感觉，我

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But I'm not

但我不是

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So you and Angela , huh ?

所以你和Angela，是吧？

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Yep Pretty much

差不多吧

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You're a lucky man Yeah

你真是个幸运儿

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You know what I miss the most about her ?

你知道我最怀念她的是什么吗？

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That cute nibbley noise she makes when she eats

她吃东西时发出的那种可爱的咀嚼声

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Like a happy little squirrel

像一只快乐的小松鼠

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or a weasel

或是一只黄鼠狼

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I never really noticed

我从未真正注意到

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Oh , yeah , yeah Listen for it

哦，对，对，仔细听

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Monica Monica is great

Monica Monica 很棒

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Yeah Yeah , she is

是啊是啊，她是

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But it's not gonna last

但这不会持续太久

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She's too much for me in bed

她在床上让我招架不住

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I've gotta tell you , Bob is terrific

我得告诉你，Bob真是太棒了

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Yeah , isn't he ?

是啊，不是吗？

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It's so great to meet a guy who's smart and funny

能遇到一个既聪明又有趣的人真是太棒了

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and has an emotional age beyond 8

并且情感年龄超过8岁

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You know what else ? He's unbelievable in bed !

你知道吗？他在床上简直让人难以置信！

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My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity

我哥哥甚至从未告诉我他什么时候失去了童贞

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That's nice

那很好

角色B neutral

You can do this It's like pulling off a Band Aid

你可以做到的，这就像撕掉创可贴一样简单。

角色A neutral

Just do it really fast , and then the wound is exposed

只要快速完成，伤口就会暴露出来

角色B neutral

Go ! Go !

加油！加油！

角色A neutral

Hi , Janice

你好，Janice

角色B neutral

Okay , here we go I don't think we should go out anymore

好吧，我们开始吧，我认为我们不应该再出去了。

角色A neutral

All right

好的

角色B neutral

Well , there you go

好吧，就这样吧

角色A neutral

Stop it , stop it , stop it

别这样，别这样，别这样

角色B neutral

Okay , I know this is gonna sound really stupid

好吧，我知道这听起来会很蠢

角色A neutral

but I feel that if I can do this

但我感觉如果我能做到这一点

角色B neutral

if I can actually do my own laundry

如果我真的能自己洗衣服

角色A neutral

there isn't anything I can't do

没有我做不到的事情

角色B neutral

That does not sound stupid to me

这听起来并不愚蠢

角色A neutral

No It's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself after Carol left me

不，这就像Carol离开我后，我第一次不得不自己做饭时的那种感觉。

角色B neutral

I'm sorry , that's all the time we have Next on Ross

很抱歉，我们的时间到此为止。接下来是Ross的节目。

角色A neutral

U hoh . What " uhoh "?

哎呀。什么“哎呀”？

角色B neutral

Uhoh , the laundry's done

哎呀，衣服洗好了

角色A neutral

It's a song

这是一首歌

角色B neutral

The laundry song that we sing

我们唱的那首洗衣歌

角色A neutral

What's the matter ?

怎么了？

角色B neutral

Nothing Nothing

无 无

角色A neutral

The laundry's done

衣服洗好了

角色B neutral

Come on , show me

来吧，展示给我看

角色A neutral

It's just that you left a red sock in with your whites , and now

只是你把一只红袜子和白色衣物一起洗了，现在

角色B neutral

everythings kind of pink

一切都带点粉色

角色A neutral

Everything's pink ?

一切都是粉色的吗？

角色B neutral

Except for the red sock , which is still red

除了那只红袜子，它仍然是红色的

角色A neutral

Don't be upset It can happen to anyone

别难过，这种事谁都可能遇到。

角色B neutral

But it didn't It happened to me

但它并没有发生，而是发生在我身上

角色A neutral

God , I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep !

天哪，我会看起来像一个大棉花糖Peep！

角色B neutral

What am I doing ? What am I doing ?

我在做什么？我在做什么？

角色A neutral

My father is right ! I can't live on my own

我父亲是对的！我无法独立生活

角色B neutral

I can't even do laundry !

我连洗衣服都不会！

角色A neutral

Something went wrong with Underdog

Underdog出了点问题

角色B neutral

and they couldn't get his head to inflate

他们无法让他的头部充气

角色A neutral

So anyway

所以无论如何

角色B neutral

his head is , like , flopping down Broadway

他的脑袋就像在百老汇大街上耷拉着

角色A neutral

And I'm thinking

我在想

角色B neutral

how inappropriate this is

这是多么不合适

角色A neutral

I've got somethings in my eye . Joey , could we check it in the light , please ?

我眼睛里进了点东西。Joey，我们能在灯光下检查一下吗？

角色B neutral

Oh , my God ! What ?

哦，我的天！什么？

角色A neutral

Hello ! Were we at the same table ? It's like

你好！我们是不是在同一桌？这感觉像是

角色B neutral

cocktails in Appalachia

阿巴拉契亚的鸡尾酒

角色A neutral

Come on , they're close . Close ?

快点，他们就在附近。附近？

角色B neutral

She's got her tongue in his ear

她把舌头伸进了他的耳朵里

角色A neutral

Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross

就像你从未和Ross一起闹腾过一样

角色B neutral

Joey , this is sick It's disgusting It's

Joey，这太恶心了，真是让人作呕。

角色A neutral

... not really true , is it ?

……并不完全正确，对吧？

角色B neutral

Who's to say what's true ?

谁能说什么是真实的？

角色A neutral

What were you thinking ?

你当时在想什么？

角色B neutral

Look , I'm not proud of this , okay ?

听着，我对此并不感到自豪，好吗？

角色A neutral

Well , maybe I am a little

好吧，也许我有点

角色B neutral

I'm out of here ! Wait ! Come on

我走了！等等！快点

角色A neutral

You like him I want her

你喜欢他，我想要她

角色B neutral

He likes you

他喜欢你

角色A neutral

Really ? Yeah

真的吗？是的

角色B neutral

I'm thinking , if we put our heads together between the two of us

我在想，如果我们俩齐心协力

角色A neutral

we can break them up

我们可以拆散他们

角色B neutral

I'm so sorry I can't believe I did this

我真的很抱歉，我简直不敢相信自己竟然做了这样的事。

角色A neutral

I just couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story

我听了你的Norman Mailer故事后，简直笑得停不下来。

角色B neutral

Waiter ? One more plate of chicken wings over here

服务员？这边再来一盘鸡翅

角色A neutral

Here's the thing It's like we're different

事情是这样的，我们似乎不一样

角色B neutral

I'm the bing , you're the boom

我是引线，你是爆炸

角色A neutral

Oh , my God ! Ow ! I'm so sorry !

天哪！哎哟！真对不起！

角色B neutral

Are you okay ?

你还好吗？

角色A neutral

It's just my lens It's my lens

这只是我的镜头 这是我的镜头

角色B neutral

I'll be right back

我马上回来

角色A neutral

I hit her in the eye ! I hit her in the eye

我打中了她的眼睛！我打中了她的眼睛

角色B neutral

This is the worst breakup in the history of the world !

这是有史以来最糟糕的分手！

角色A neutral

Oh , my God

哦，我的天啊

角色B neutral

How many of those have you had ?

你已经喝了多少了？

角色A neutral

I don't know . A million !

我不知道。一百万！

角色B neutral

Chandler shh shh Easy , easy Go to your happy place

Chandler 嘘 嘘 冷静，冷静 想想你开心的地方

角色A neutral

I'm fine , I'm fine All right

我很好，我很好，没事

角色B neutral

I'm not fine Here she comes

我不好 她来了

角色A neutral

Wait here , okay ? Breathe

在这里等着，好吗？深呼吸。

角色B neutral

How do you do that ?

你是怎么做到的？

角色A neutral

It's like a gift

这就像一份礼物

角色B neutral

We should always , always break up together

我们应该永远、永远一起分手

角色A neutral

I'd like that

我很乐意

角色B neutral

You got the clothes clean That's the important part

你把衣服洗干净了，这才是最重要的部分

角色A neutral

I guess Except everything looks like jammies now

我猜现在除了所有东西看起来都像睡衣了

角色B neutral

Whoa , I'm sorry

哇，我很抱歉

角色A neutral

Excuse me We had this cart

不好意思，这辆购物车是我们的

角色B neutral

I had a 24 inch waist You lose things

我的腰围曾是24英寸，但你会失去一些东西

角色A neutral

Now , come on Get out of my way

现在，快点让开

角色B neutral

I'm sorry Maybe I wasn't being clear This was our cart

抱歉，可能我没说清楚。这是我们的购物车。

角色A neutral

Hey , hey , hey . There aren't any clothes in it !

嘿，嘿，嘿。这里面一件衣服都没有！

角色B neutral

Hey , hey , hey ! Quit making up rules !

嘿，嘿，嘿！别瞎编规则了！

角色A neutral

Let go ! Come on , this is my cart You know I saw it first

放手！拜托，这是我的购物车，你知道是我先看到的。

角色B neutral

Listen , Mitzi , if you want this cart

听着，Mitzi，如果你想要这辆购物车

角色A neutral

you're gonna have to take me with it !

你得带上我一起！

角色B neutral

Yes ! Did you see that ?

是的！你看到了吗？

角色A neutral

You were incredible

你真是太棒了

角色B neutral

A brandnew woman ladies and gentlemen

一位全新的女士，先生们

角色A neutral

I could not have done this without you

没有你，我无法完成这件事

角色B neutral

Okay , urn

好的，嗯

角色A neutral

Uh ... More clothes in the dryer ?

呃……烘干机里还有更多衣服吗？

角色B neutral

I'm fine . I'm fine . Are you sure ?

我很好。我很好。你确定吗？

角色A neutral

Are you sure you're okay ? Yeah

你确定你没事吗？是的

角色B neutral

Does it still hurt ? Yeah

还疼吗？是的。

角色A neutral

What a neat idea All your clothes match I'm gonna do this

多棒的主意啊！你所有的衣服都很搭配，我也要这么做。

角色B neutral

Hi ! How'd it go ?

嗨！事情进展得怎么样？

角色A neutral

Excellent !

太棒了！

角色B neutral

We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves

我们拆散了那对情侣，并将碎片据为己有

角色A neutral

What a beautiful story

多么美丽的故事

角色B neutral

I'm fine , by the way

顺便说一下，我很好。

角色A neutral

I'm sorry

对不起

角色B neutral

Where's Chandler ? He needed some time to grieve

Chandler在哪儿？他需要一些时间来哀悼。

角色A neutral

I'm free ! I'm free !

我自由了！我自由了！

角色B neutral

That ought to do it

这样应该就可以了